People Of Walmart Pt 3 

"Maybe she was sprinting on the highway, and got pulled over for speeding" I'm crying

I'm sort of upset. There's only 4 minutes of joe every week. :(

i actually work at walmart. Ive run into people that i swear are a different species

"We've got old man up top, we got Great Gatsby in the middle, and then school girl downstairs. WTF's goin on junior?" I literally died.

these 'people at walmart' photos always baffle me. I live in Ontario, Canada, and I have never seen anything weird at walmart, ever. I always wondered if people staged these.

If a bird shits on someone, it can be good luck for them to go take a shower

"We got old man on top. Great Gatsby in the middle..." lol

"Hoho look what we have here. A double jean queen."

Old man up top, Great Gatsby in the middle and then School Girl downstairs lmao

"Make sure to use baby powder so you don't chafe." Thanks Joe.

"WHAAAT IS THAT?! WHAT IS IT?!" i fucking lost my shit omg XD

WHAT IS THAT!?? WHAT IS IT?! Beluga whale crack! XD i lost it there!

I literally spend my tuesday nights waiting for him to post his videos

No like I literally forgot it was Tuesday so I'm just scrolling through YT and I see Joe's name and I'm just like sooo happy like today was shit but now I'm happpppppyyyy

That old ladys head/hair looks like one of the crystal skulls from the Indiana Jones movie!!!

Come to a Canadian Walmart, it's normal here

more mad libs, pretty please.

Two things: 1. I flatlined at 0:55 - that laugh and the face tho!😂💀 2. Joe too short. Give the people what they want. Longer videos. You could just go on a rant about anything and everything and we would still find you hilarious. 🤗 That is all.

Joe, these series of "the people of Walmart " doesn't even come close to what the employees see on a daily basis. When I worked for Walmart we had a lady that would fill her cart with bananas then go to the bathroom, and shove as many of said bananas up her vagina! Yes I said her vagaina! This was in Kemah, Tx btw. However she was not the worst. I was once called to the bathroom because we had a man and his wife in the family bathroom rubbing each others fecal matter on each other, and the walls. The couple was then attempting to engage in sex. I was chosen to talk with this couple to try and get them out of the bathroom because apparently the GM thought I'd be best suited to deal with the situation seeing as I served in the military and was attending college for my degree in psychology. Believe me what I've said isn't the worst stories either. Needless to say I will not/ do not shop or even go in Walmart, way to much to deal with in those places.

Your standup comedy skills are legendary.

A bird shit on me once and then I got thrown out of the zoo for "drunk and disorderly conduct." Hows that for good luck.

2:28 I think voldemorts face is hiding under there.

"Alcoholic step-dad style shit" 😂

I like how you dont waste time with a bs intro, you just get straight into the funny shit 👌

"Holy Reindeer Shit"!!! 😂 Hilarious as ever, just way too short!!!

2:19 it's one of Roger Smith's personas

Old man up top, great gatsby in the middle, and school girl downstairs. I lost it after that point L M F A O

"Double Jean Queen" I lost it! 😂😂😂 I love Joe

yup. I'm addicted to this guy now.

2:23 Roger from American dad

168 Hours in one week which = 10,080 minutes a week and we only get 5 minutes of Joe in one week what the fuck do we do for the rest 10,075 minutes

0:36 literally made me laugh out loud.

I SWEAR JOE IS THE FUNNIEST PERSON ON RU-vid. I AM FUCKING DYING LAUGHING AT THIS VIDEO OMFG

everyone needs a friend like Joe

At my local Walmart if you go there really early in the morning you can observer the local biker gang in their natural habitat stocking the shelves.

:30 WHAT IS THAT? WHAT IS IT? I lost my shit, I don't think I have ever laughed that hard in my entire life. 😂

your vids are hilarious your humor grew on me like a colony of ecoli grows on room temp canadian beef

after the videos done i just stare at the screen pleased with the last 4 min of my life

You literally make me cry from laughing so hard!!!

omg i just started listening to your podcasts and never laughed so hard

"What if I shit on myself.... Am I gonna hit lotto?!" 😂😭😂😭😂😭

0:14 - The knowledge that his parrot could poop on him at any time is probably the reason he's wearing that big, easily washable, flannel shirt. 2:11 - This one gives me a weird idea; Has anyone ever designed pants or shorts with license plates printed across the butt? If so, did they sell well at all? (I'm pretty sure I've never seen one, but I don't get out that much.)

LMAOOO Was drinking some Sprite until I hear WHAT IS THIS? WHAT IS IT?! and I spit it all over my brother's face. It's a compliment, Thank you Joe 😂😂😂😂😂❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

this is the funniest man ever, seriously. omg. so funny. all your vids make me laugh so hard. where is you netflix special?? lol

"And what the hell are you doing lady?" I'm dead 😂😂😂😂😂

"school girl downstairs" fucking dead 😩😂😂😂

"Old man up top, the great gatsby in the middle, and school girl on bottom" 😂😂

This is probably one of the hardest days of my life. Thanks for being the reason I laughed for the first time in a while. Your videos help far more than you'll ever know. You're amazing joe, thank you :)

"....great gatsby in the middle.." Lol

School girl down stairs😂😂 I'm out

I NEED MORE THAN ONE VIDEO A WEEK JOE

I like how he shows all these people in the store, then there's one lady on the side of the road, half naked, with a license plate jammed in her thong.

0:38 WHAT IS THAT. WHAT, IS THAT Me; Crying xD

At 2:46 I've seen that guy before. I SWEAR! He looks SO familiar!

I'm cracking up hysterically. He's awesome. A beluga whale's face 🤣

A DOUBLE JEAN QUEEN

*JOE, MAKE YOUR VIDEOS LONGER* 😂😭😂😂

I Love Your Videos. They Are Hysterical And Completely True.

0:31 It's the front. You can tell by the position of the hands.

why does he look like shia labeouf when he was in disturbia but sounds like vinny guadagnino & remind me of Dane cook by the way he acts 😂😂 Wtf!

I'm just re-watching all your vids

"Old man on top, Great Gatsby in the middle, and school girl on the bottom." Omg Joe too funny. Best people of walmart yet!!

MY GOD 1:40 I LIVE NEAR THAT WALMART

I look forward to this shit every week. You should totally throw up 2 a week man. Sure all your subs can agree that it would be grand. love your content. always a good ass laugh

joe I'm begging you to make longer videos

I love your mad libs, people of Walmart, and when you talk about different subjects 😂😂😂

"Sprinting down the highway." You're amazing.

Joe you really need to make more videos and they need to be longer. Thanks we would all appreciate that! 😁❤️

1:12 “then go nuts” the irony

"holy reindeer shit!" I freaking lost it at that😭

I have never been so fucking excited to see a video uploaded before. hahaha

Oh my god joe you kill me and all my friends every time we watch your vids =)

I wear my chainsaw trousers over my jeans when i go paintballing 😂😂 i has the sensitives

You know when you're really tired and everything's funny. I fucking cried laughing at *all calm* " HOLY REINDEER SHIT" 😂😂😂 never change Joe ❤

I love it when you have that frustrated look at times, great video!

"Holy reindeer shit" LOL XD

3 minutes is too less for a week man! I wish u uploaded daily xD

Do more of this and idiots of the Internet!

This one is the best one yet. My side hurts from laughing so much. Keep up the great work.

It's the front of the person. You can tell by the hands

It's so funny that I couldn't even swallow my water

This is the third video I've ever watched from this guy. I don't know why I didn't subscribe the first time, 'cause he's a riot!

Every once in a while I have to come back and watch this entire series again

Lmfao😂😂😂 made my day! Just found your channel. Ahhh so fucking funny

Seriously Joe 3:28??! You better make another video because three minutes and twenty eight seconds it's just not enough, NOT ENOUGH. ugh :'(

This has got to be one of his best videos. Can't stop watching! Can't stop laughing 😂😂😂

"Holy rain deer sh*t" I'm definitely borrowing that expression.😂

1:26 "Well this guys definitely voting for trump"

How come people like you don't make it to be on TV? You're far more entertaining then half of the people currently on tv.. even more then half.. we got shows that have people in backstage laughing teir asses off to make the jokes look funny...

Thanks for the good laughs mate! Rock on :D

Too funny not to share I was waiting for this to start and the ad was some stupid friggin glades commercial. And my response was "You gotta be shitting me!" When I heard that those were the first words you said I lost it. Like I said had to share. Also while I gotcha, if I do, YOU CRACK ME UP!!! Keep it up I really need the laughs.

Joe, you are so handsome. (:

What? Dude, the video's are getting shorter and shorter. You have over 700 thousand fans depending on you to entertain us.

“Alcoholic step dad style shit” killed me 😂😂😂😂😂

omg i have got to stop watching these while at my desk at work. I'm literally laughiing out loud!!!!!!!!!!!

LMAOOOO

be more active! almost 800k and still only got 1 vid per week, cmon man

JOE!!! We need more of you each week!!! Two or even three times a week! Please?

Love your stuff! Those of us who live close to Walmart have become desensitized to the craziness that goes on around us. If there's something I need desperately and have to go to Walmart I just don't look left or right or a head or behind me

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