Today, I woke up at like 3 am cuz I slept on my foot wrong, watched a couple matt rose videos, went back to sleep. He appeared in my dream and told me to wake up, and then my foot immediately fell asleep again and I was forced to crawl back out of bed just now :(
A few months ago I had a dream where there was this standard-looking office chair and Matt said, with the most defeated, sad voice “it offers no lumbar support!” This has now spiralled into a reoccurring nightmare. His voice is no longer filled with defeat, but with pure rage and blood-thirst. It’s my fault that the chair offers no lumbar support, and I have to die for it.
I just had a dream where Matt rose was my ceiling fan and he yelled “HAHA, Greeks can’t break ceiling fans, SKULLEMOJIIIIIIIIIII 💀💀💀💀” then he chucked a furby at my face
When I saw the one at 2:56 I started laughing so hard that I began to choke on nothing in particular and in between choking I managed to say “I’m going to be a skull emoji soon.”
I really envy him his total lack of social anxiety 😂 His blog post about various ways he tried to get free McDonald's gave me secondhand social anxiety, as well as that video where he asks an employee for Worcestershire sauce but calls it something else for lulz. I can't even fathom how he does these things 😂
I had a dream where I collapsed in the snow in a short-sleeved shirt, and as my brain was reprimanding me for doing such a stupid thing, Matt came up to me with two cups of cocoa and asked if I was good, then he disappeared without giving me the cup never to be mentioned again.
Matt Rose, the man who: 1. Perfectly reads gibberish. 2. Perfectly pronounces every emoji. 3. Sings 4. Cooks, and now: 5. LITERALLY MAKES PEOPLE'S DREAMS A REALITY
i don't dream often but i do have auditory hallucinations and once i was so tired i heard matt rose say "you can't sleep, there are furbies nearby" and i was temporarily startled awake before immediately passing out and sleeping for 13 hours
I’m definitely late on this one, but in case you ever _do_ decide to make the lion video, then here’s my story: So, my grandpa had to travel around the world _constantly_ for work (this was back in the 80’s or something) which meant that _the entire family_ was dragged along with him. One time the family ended up in Kenya, and stayed there for a good couple years (this was before I was born). One time when they were at the safari, a _huge_ and I mean a *_huge_* lion showed up, and stood _upright_. Everyone thought that the lion was gonna attack them or something, but… no. The lion just stood there… watching… and then hurled up an entire stomachfull of gazelle carcass._ According to my mom, it was _the funniest_ thing she had _ever_ seen.
I had a dream last night where I was in a cinema, watching a fox documentary. Except as it went on, it got less and less accurate, and ended up showing videos of not foxes, but red pandas and calico kittens by the end of the film. Right as the calico cat video came on, Matt (who was sitting next to me the whole time), stood up, pulled out a laser gun, shot at the screen and displayed a massive skull emoji on it, then combusted into flames. Great movie!
I FINALLY DREAMED OF MATT ROSE. It was a dream where I tidied up Matt's dirty dishes in 30 seconds while he couldn't for 2 hours. He got so upset that when I got home, he spam dmed me and one of his dms was just "appeal"
Because I'm a lucid dreamer this one got proper funky. I was in the middle of a dream and Matt was showing people how to make pancakes in the middle of a road while yelling "💀" at random people. Realised I was dreaming by that point and made him backflip 50 metres into the air before landing perfectly, on his feet, on top of someone's car. Matt is truly the future of lucid dreaming
I had a dream where Matt and I were at an arcade playing basketball, but the balls were furbies, and every time one hit the ground it shattered and Matt would yell "SKULLL EMOJII" and that's all I think about now
I once had a dream where Matt Rose commented on my entire day, and was incredibly salty about it. He was surprisingly judgy. It ended with him marrying my mom. No idea why my brain is like this, man.
Once when I was thirteen, my brother told me too many "your mom" jokes, so I dreamed I was reading someone's Internet post about being attracted to his mother.
When I was reading this in my mind, my mind's voice was replaced with his when I seen the "skull emoji" and it read out in my mind like he was saying it-
My dreams have a weird thing where whenever it gets too scary, a little face cam of Markiplier pops up in the corner, and he "plays" me out of the situation like a horror game.
I actually had something similar except it was Vinesauce Joel and I was his Gun Gale Online avatar in some psychedelic silky cavern under a forest, fighting a spider boss. I did also have one with Markiplier playing me, but it was a heavily-modded Skyrim where these fragments of Molag Bal's torso had become these ghostly figures called Wagst, and they were having a discussion at a central table in the Whiterun guard barracks. Every time one saw me, there was an instant jumpscare followed by an immediate cut to Mark's next attempt, accompanied by female whining (cause you know, Molag Bal, and I was apparently female). My ex-gf also had a dream of Markiplier, except he was giving himself a sharpie beard in a video she was watching while I pounded her ass - long after we'd broken up.
So according to the D E E P, Matt Rose - is named Jude - is also named Chester - built a sandcastle to play crazygolf - uploaded a video called "text' that was 52 seconds long - also uploaded a video about internet's lion stories - also uploaded a video reading odd decals/bumper stickers on cars and trucks - has invaded a house to eat spaghetti while watching old visual arts projects (feat. Someone's Toxic Ex) - offers lessons on opening chests from Geometry Dash - also offers shoplifting lessons - can be rude when rejecting submissions for a new video - is the man that pacs - forces students to eat horse meat - forces people to eat Sprite Lasagna and then locks them out of their own house - randomly slides into people's DMs with the word "borealis" - sometimes mumbles the word "bees" - is an Illiad and the Odyssey weeping angel - was on the Great British Bake-Off alongside Boris Johnson and Damon Albarn - traveled from City 17 to the Abbacadabba Room while being possesed - owns a restaurant in the middle of nowhere - once said "rectal bones", context is unknown - cruelly toasts other people's bread - swapped his cat, a pilot responsible for a plane crash, for someone else's, only to become a cat himself - is swedish - foresees the decay of people/objects/places and announces said decay by yelling "💀" - has 4 clones and is looking to maintain his legacy by interviewing people to become the 💀-yeller - is buddhist - sometimes chills out in a park while being dressed like Stede Bonnet - is an airplane - hates furbies but at the same time has an army of them and can birth more furbies - has "Building Wearing Tracksuit Paints" as his favorite song - helps moms with cooking, occasionally replacing people's dads - has died in a car crash, but lived - fought Shia Lebouf in a Home Depot parking lot while covered in eggs - likes to mock people fixing sinks with his pal, Sonic - breaks dishwashes and escapes via evaporation - can transform into Justin Timberlake - has a room dedicated to wine, we still haven't found out if there's a connection between said wine room and the Abbacadabba room - is part of the following prophecy: "When the Danny Devito Sun rises up and so does the Arnold Schwarzenegger Moon, the man that pacs will become the tortilla snacs" - was featured in a podcast - has a B&B - said B&B has what's known as a "PP": panther problem - is exceptionally good at parkour - refers to churros as "mexican flavor sticks"
i had a dream that i was in a forest with matt. he started telling me about cats for some reason. every time he said 'brown cat' we would teleport to a slightly less realistic forest.
Still remember the dream where Matt was telling me about how he invented the scrub daddy sponge, and how it was originally supposed to be a weather control device called the dust devil. But, he couldn't figure out how to do that, so he settled with a sponge
Last night I watched this and decided I wanted to have one of these weird dreams I thought the best chance would be to go to sleep whispering “skull emoji…skull emoji…skull” by the end of the night I was whispering “rose…bud…concert” 💀💀💀
Haven't had a dream with matt but I did have one where me and markiplier were playing hide and seek in my house and I just couldn't find him for hours so I decided to make myself a sandwich except when I sliced the bread, marks face was in it. He just went "õh, you found me"
Matt Rose was elected president in one of my dreams and made it mandatory that whenever two individuals meet they have to have a break dance battle and whoever wins gets to live. Apparently he decided there were too many people in the US.
The thought of going into a restaurant and asking an unsuspecting staff member for a "mexican flavor stick" is absolutely terrifying to me and I am convinced that Matt is devoting his life to acting out these posts.
pretty sure this dream was a while ago, but while looking through my diary, i found out i had a dream that matt was narrating my life, but in the worst way possible? like, i would use the sink and he'd say "you suck at washing your hands 💀." he'd say stuff like this and i'd never know. sort of like him voicing over/reacting to a youtube video. i now live in fear that he will become the voice in my head.
Wasn’t a dream but Matt Rose was my sleep paralysis demon for a week straight. You would do a drunken rendition of Hamlet with different falsetto voices for each of the characters while drinking tequila out of a taxidermy squirrel 💀💀💀
This isn't about matt in a dream, but still weird Sometimes, when I'm in that stage between falling asleep and being awake, my brain just decides to say random sentences, made from random words I've heard, and once in a while I say them. One time I was on holiday, And I shared a room with my brother. I very faintly said: Me:"Don't worry, Russians aren't real." Brother:"What?" Me: "What?" I still don't remember what I was thinking about in that moment
I once had a dream where Matt Rose was helping me fill out my taxes in a scout uniform. He then proceded to say “ lovely weather today” where I then turned arround to see Viking long boats in the middle of the ocean being struck by nuclear bombs 💀
8:08 this right here is why Matt is my favorite random RU-vidr discovery because he's willing to post shit like this for our amusement and I can respect that 😂🎉
I once dreamed of Matt rose eating green beans on top of my hair and then Spider-Man came in and kidnapped him, so I had to save him and he gave me a football trophy
This is actually the funniest video I have ever seen in my life, I remember when it first came out and was laughing my ass off and I decided to re watch it and I am still laughing my ass off
The fact that this video is nearly 10 minutes long cracks me up 😂 the fact that THIS many people had already posted - _unprompted_ - about their dreams involving Matt is hilarious. At this point, Matt is just some kind of unknowable god of chaos with the power to enter people's dreams at random and toast all their bread without consent 💀
Did they have to be that? I didn't watch the whole video yet I had to share one with Leslie Nielsen that I had. Never had any with Matt. Although I can see him playing Leslie Nielsen in the one I share.
I dreamt about Matt replacing Ed Sheeran and instead of doing the tours that Ed Sheeran would do. He sang this "SKULL EMOJI!!! THATS MY FAVOURITE EMOJII!!!💀💀💀" That still haunts me to this day.
I had a dream that Matt rose went to school with me but in every lesson he would sit directly infront of me and stare at me The seats where arranged very strangely so that half the class would face the other
Wait.. but I had a dream where I was met you in a random Walmart in some gun section and I tapped your shoulder and when you turned around you talked like the cartoon telephone voice and when I walked away you got angry and started saying it faster and higher pitched and chased me out of walmart Edit: Anyway, thank you for making the only content that actually makes me laugh!! Much love from the USA, God bless you!! ❤
I had a dream that matt rose was narrating my day-to-day life, but it started getting darker until he started telling me to commit war crimes Edit: it went like this “[Name] got a cup of orange juice and walked to their table, sipping it occasionally while reading the newspaper. [Name] sees that there are several tragedies in the paper. None of them caused by [Name]. But they couldve been [Name], you could break the Geneva convention law. Do it. Do it [Name], we’re all watching”
@@Safiyahalishah thats actually really funny because in the dream i worked in a cubicle that kind of looked like the one in the game, even tho i have never worked an office job in my life lmao
I recently dreamed that I rescued my English teacher's turtle from falling out the window of the classroom, my English teacher was so grateful he rewarded me with a bottle of ketchup and I received a standing ovation from the class which included Matt Rose and Gordon Ramsey. I don't remember many dreams but that one was very vivid for some reason.
Bruh I commented the same thing and now I want some kind of chaotic collab between Damon and Matt, like Matt featuring on a Gorillaz album would be hilarious. I can just imagine him ad-libbing "oh nye tye i do nom nom nom wahhhhh" in the background of "Silent Running"
Even your humour couldn't prevent me getting sad at the car crash one. That was the worst one of them all. That scenario is something Ill never be prepared for.
I remember a few months ago I had a dream that I went to school and Matt Rose was in the school hall giving us a lecture about a bag of blue milk. He then dropped the bag and it got on everyone. Everyone who was touched by the milk soon evaporated while I stood there in horror. I then ran down the hallway and there was milk rushing down it. I went round the corner and Matt was standing there repeatedly saying “we are the yes, we are the yes, we are the yes” when finally evaporating himself.
That last Matt Rose plane picture looked like Michael Myers for a moment and I had to go back to that one to make sure I’m not seeing things. Okay but seriously the fact someone could draw a Matt rose plane and have it look like him and a fictional silent slasher is just amazing to me. 😂
I know I’m a bit late but last night I had a dream where I was watching this video or a sequel of it and one of the dreams was “There were five gutted (but still alive) frogs in my head shrieking ‘cooouuuuggghhhkkhk’”. Matt Rose’s voice was so vivid and accurate.
8:13 I normally just chuckle during videos, but the video got funnier and funnier and at this moment I laughed so loud my parents thought I was shouting for help
@@Thonik76 i had some bacon and cheese flavored crisps earlier and i am regretting that decision more and more. idk what they put in the flavoring but i feel so sick rn
I had a dream where I was sick. I had a stuffy nose. My left nostril specifically, idk why. I went downstairs to the living room, and got a box of tissues. They were matt rose themed tissues, like those portraits made from painters tape, but its tissues and I could feel the grooves. I felt bad using one as I could hear matt screaming in my nostril. I could feel the vibration.
I love how Matt can read these with some emotion regardless of how stupid these are. Matt, you’re awesome! By the way, you forgot the SKULLLLL EMOJIII at 5:38.
I fell asleep to the end of this video, had a horrific nightmare about the building w tracksuit pants where every time Matt said it, the building got bigger. 💀
