percy jackson is literally the worst movie ive ever seen 

I could literally (hahah) be writing a second year uni assignment but no, need to watch this video, it's important rn. High five.

me watching this instead of doing my art history assignment 💀

Couldnt you argue this is art history? ​@spence3415

are we all artsy ppl? i am pushing off my film studies assignment

8000 words due tomorrow ❤ doing this instead

you know it

Common thread: Uma Thurman

@@moribuccimore common threads: lgbt+ and royalty and politics !!

she knows how to display her range

Don’t forget poison ivy

@@camrolls3144 omg how could i forget, her role in 1997 batman is so overshadowed, imo she carried that film but i'm also kinda biased towards her

It's called range, a lot of people's faves don't have that in this day and age so no-one can really clock ms Uma

Not to minimize her talent but, both of her characters are victims. They are similar ranges, different mindsets. All three are dangerous crossed women.

honestly no i think her eyes are just like that which i think is way crazier

her in why women kill

it's one a.m. where i live and i am SURE i just woke up my neighbours's kids with the pure scream reading this comment

Look, I know it will never happen, but if Carley does Kill Bill to uphold the Uma Thurman cinematic universe collection, I might pass away

Batman & Robin next please

I went to a book signing shortly after the movie was released and he was already mad then when he was asked about it. I believe he said he had nothing to do with it and would answer no more questions about it. lol

I gotta say though, the show HE helped work on wasn’t much better. Goes to show a narcissistic author can’t automatically adapt their book onto a screen.

@@ismayonnaiseaninstrument3911is it narcissistic to be upset that the books you created in honor of your kid were adapted badly by people ignoring the notes you gave them to help in improving the script? I imagine everyone would feel differently between seeing themselves do badly with something they created than seeing someone else do badly with something they created. It’s not narcissism, it’s just basic human emotions.

@@CaptainPikeachu oh I definitely think his upset feelings were justified, but the superiority complex he had when adapting the tv show ultimately didn’t even allow him to acknowledge what the movies actually did GOOD, hence why even the most exciting parts of the show, like the lotus casino scene, were lifeless and dull.

​@@ismayonnaiseaninstrument3911the show itself is kinda dull ngl

The kilometers was a jump scare for me lol

... so how do you say Nevada then? Is it like, nuh-vah-duh?,,, like in van/can?

@@sylve2474 yes. and even as an american, i didn’t know that until i moved there

YES pokerface for the win

First time I heard Gaga and that is wild

the lotus casino scene in the movie was a thousand times better than the episode in the new show. Sue me but I know I'm right

​@@All-ze9cl liking lady gaga montages doesn't make a good movie

@@kairan_gild never said it made the whole movie good. But that scene was so much better than what we got in the show

😂😂😂

LMFAOOOOOOO this isn’t gaslighting or a Mandela effect, but a secret third thing

Amen 👏

Same! Have any good recs of unhinged girlies?

what do you mean?! percy jackson movie is absolutely an essential topic. it's about time someone brave enough spoke up about it. (mild sarcasm lol)

@@paisleyworthington2772 Athena P, she does deep dives into kids shows and it's great

​@@paisleyworthington2772 CJ the X!

Exactly! Hermes being absent in Luke's life is literally the core reason as to why Kronos was able to target him so easily. If Hermes had been around Luke's mom probably never would've tried to become the oracle and go insane, he would be raised by two loving and attentive parents, know he's a demigod and how to defend himself, not run away from home at 9 and be alone for 3 year before meeting 2 other traumatized runaways and almost dying dozens of times, not have resented the gods nearly as much, and overall have been a happy kid while some other poor child was targeted by Kronos because the gods suck as parents. The movies really said none of that's important though and left it all out along with any other important information, scenes and plot points like oh I don't know ARES?! Ares was such a big part of the books and the movies just cut him out completely and replaced him with the most unimportant stuff!

honestly a valid take

REAL ASF THIS MOVIE IS SPECIAL TO ME 😭

It’s not a good adaption but the movie is a damn great time

Gotta respect a g who is ride or die for what they love

The movie is a good movie. Heck I think it’s great. But when you think of it as an adaptation… it sucks. It is not a good adaptation but it is a good movie

He is tho…

lol did he watch the show my 12 yo cousin with adhd did and loved it

That’s so wholesome!!

And that's why representation is important, folks

New multiverse unlocked

yessss

Alexandra Daddario is 3 years older than Brie Larson, lol. She was fully 24 when she played Annabeth.

This movie came out the same year as Scott Pilgrim vs the world, she looked much younger then so they wouldn’t have needed to age it up even more. She is also younger than Alexandra Daddario lol

Btw it's "Percy Jackson: Diebe im Olymp" which literally translates to "thieves in olympus", no mention of the lightning bolt whatsoever for some reason

Wait, Chris Columbus who did the HP movies also did these? I never knew omg but yeah it's always a telltale sign if the creator of a story doesn't want to be involved in it's adaptation (i.e. Percy Jackson, ATLA)

Aw man sick that they made a real life adaptation of avatar, never heard of it before! I bet the special effects were great and the casting was ethnically appropriate

@@clarimm6675😂

at least the percy movie is entertainingly bad😭

i'm so sorry for your loss

@@imnotmattyhealy I appreciate that. It’s been hard for the last 2 years but I can say now I’m at a much better point but I’m still working through stuff.

Sorry for your loss 🖤

Oh god the Eragon movie... So much potential wasted 😭

God the Eragon movie hurts me so much, it was god awful

Please please do a video on ERAGORN!!!

I loved the first two seasons of His Dark Materials but personally felt that the third season really lost its way

@@zoestaggs5605 I guess I technically agree with you but only in the sense that the third book lost its way. So I think the final season matches the final book.

Waiting also for a mention of the absolutely ruthless letter that rick wrote to the writers / producers of this movie about how TERRIBLe the script is

Oh gosh, yes

‘sequestered’ and ‘truly’ 😭 burst out laughing whenever she said those words

In th books th relationship btw her n poseidon was consensual tho, w/ her saying she felt flattered to have attracted th interest of a god as powerful as poseidon, as explained in 'pj n th greeks gods'. Btw, this version of th myth was written by th roman poet ovid in his 'metamorphoses'; throughout all greek mythological history before him, medusa has alw been a monster frm birth

At least we have a show that’s a faithful adaptation, divergent on the other hand…

To be fair if they were going over the GW bridge the movie doesn’t know where Long Island is either 😂

absolutely it is peak entertainment

my most controversial opinion is that the movies are more * fun * than the show, even if they're really bad as a percy jackson adaptation

​@@moose1277 the show is SO boring omg I was really disappointed

​​@@moose1277I wholeheartedly agree. Despite having potential, it was just so... So

thank you so kind!

Oh boy does Joey Tribbiani have a theory for you

😂😂

damn they really were on the let me date my opposite gender twin phase 😭

Also the fact that Logan was only 17 while Alexandra was 23 when they filmed the first movie and they started dating while he was 17 or maybe RIGHT after he turned 18...

@@hobbes6557ew

Ikr?! Particularly so for me as I had a major crush on him (really his character in Grey's Anatomy) at time...I literally screamed the moment I saw his face in the movie in the beginning lol Thanks for reminding me, such great memories

SAME HERE

I hate commenting on my own comment but oh dear lord the further I get into this video the more painful this becomes because like I haven't seen the movie since it came out I don't know how many years ago but it's so bad this is so bad I could actually cry I think

omg thank u

There’s more than one?

this comment made me snort lmfao i love this for you 😂

scariest* love her but jesus does she blink 😭

@@munmunilits like that one miley cyrus at the red carpet meme 😭

I agree!! Like the show was amazing but Chiron and Mr D’s casting kinda missed the mark

too*

Ikr he's so hot. If you wanna watch him, I suggest checking out his show Hunters on Prime video. After WW2 America did operation paperclip where they recruited a ton of Nazis and had them immigrate to America and gave them new identities. This is very real in case you didn't know. Anyway, in the TV show I think it's like the 60s or 70s, and Lerman is Jewish and his grandma who survived the camps is killed and he thinks a nazis did it. So he and a team of radical leftists decide to become nazi hunters and begin hunting. The show is quite good honestly. There are a lot of crazy twists and turns.

@@caroline7420 yk my friend ranted to me for so long when the cast got announced (she was emotionally attached to pj) about how her hair was supposed to be blond. i personally dont like when they change details unnecessarily to act inclusive, like as a brown person i think rapunzel should just be white cause thats how we saw her? but now for cash grabs they wanna act inclusive and make the lead a south asian bc we are 'trending'.

YES

@@uncarley LOOKING FORWARD TO A REVIEW