perfectly balanced 

Saaaaaame

@@lololordjr Would’ve been great to be able to have conversations like this with Pearl and Marina in Side Order.

@@GatorOne-in7hk Yeah, absolutely! That's what i was expecting from Side Order before it launched honestly. But instead we got dialogue on elevator, that we can't even see their vace because of the bird angle camera😔

To answer that we need to talk about parallel universes

getting a splat every 2 minutes i guess

That's just an average

Do you not know what an "average" is?

darth maul

girl it’s math

@@asshunnngami girl I'm stupid how tf do you half splat someone.

You dont half splat someone, you splat at a rate of half a person per second. Its just a mathy way to say you splat one person every two seconds

@@epicwocky no, you just get 1 splat every 2 games. for this to happen, over the 30 games he'd have to have 15 splats and get splatted 15 times

@@robastergaming6074 i dont know whata splat is just trying to explain fraction rates

callie once claimed my record to 150.1 times a minute, equivalent to 0.7 maries

one time they told me something like "you use splashdown a lot during battles, the most you've done in a battle is 56 splashdowns" or something like that, i don't know that happened but i know for sure i didn't do 56 damn splashdowns in one single battle

I knew at least one person would say that.

Unfortunately agent 4 perished while on the run fleeing the IRS for 5 years of unpaid taxes They will be missed

@@lololordjr do not destroy my hope agent 4 needs character development

There's... There's always next game! At least we know stuff that happened to 4 and their relation with the memverse

True true

@Randomrandy1 So apparently agent 4 is in charge of memeverse security

rus rus

Yeah…

me lmao- I mostly play salmon run though and the story/octo expansion.

I want either 2 or 3, been too broke and only played 1, wii u died in 2020, been starved from playing splatoon myself but i still engage with it through yt videos, truly a tragedy

@@Josuh oof- was it because of that dead Wii U error people have been getting?

@@cloudy_xDD you will absolutely poop yourself when comparing the new salmon run and the one you have in 2

@@Octol1ng I know 💀💀 I talked to a few of my friends who have 3 and I was saying 2 got overwhelming sometimes and then they showed me clips of salmon run in 3 😭😭