Permit Patty 

8 year old girl was selling water to get Disneyland tickets, ever since this yakubian called the police, the 8 year old girl now has received 4 tickets bought for her.

She hid behind the wall like this was fornite or some shit 😂😂😂😂

She thought she had the Harry Potter invisible cloak

How is she the one crying GTFOH.

I wonder were the next middle age women without a life will strike ⚡️🧐

Love how they play the victim after, Like you put yourself in this position. Just mind yo dam business patty!

Yakubias disappearus

Amy Schumer out here wilin

Every wonder bread female turns on the water works once their life is dragged on Black Twitter....

everytime I see news like this, I just wait everyday for D&M to cover .. they never disappoint. yall will be missed

So now we're cracking down on kids trying to make money?? Girl Scouts, you're next!! No lemonade stand has a chance, permit patty is on the case!! Soon to be played by Melissa Mccarthy lmao

I'm watching too much Desus and Mero...I'm referring to people as Yakubians in real life.

*the whole world gonna see you boo☺️*

I deadass cry everytime Mero says Yacubian only cus my actual name is Yacub LOL. Its even funnier cus im black that I wouldnt even be considered a Yacubian lool.

The real victim is all of those dogs who can't call Julio when their guts hurt😢

"She did the white people no lips thing" "I'm an equal opportunity snitcher" LMFAOOO!!

They never come with that same energy...

Bruh what is up with middle aged white women and these damn bass pro shop hunting glasses. 🤔

“THE WHOLE WOLD GON SEE YOU BOO” 😂😂😂😂😂

Straight from the Caucus mountains 🤦🏾‍♀️

She thought she went down a Super Mario tunnel🍄🍄🍄🍄🙈🙈🙈

If someone calls the cops on me can they at least have an iPhone even an android. Sis got a whole flip phone walking around these streets

Conservatives: If you people want things you need to set a better example and work for the things you want. That's the only way you'll understand the value of money. Also conservatives: um, yes, Officer... She's just standing there menacingly selling ILLEGAL water.

lmfaoooo yakubius disappearus...imma use that spell

So.......she basically got free promo 😒

Why can't people just mind their business? The little girl selling water has NOTHING to do with this lady, yet she felt the need to involve herself. All you had to do was mind your business lady!

Thank you so much this is the funniest thing I’ve seen this year!❤️

she got the ICE agent shades

Calling someone a spiceless Yakub is the funniest shit I’ve ever heard

*Lmao yakubians love switching from antagonist to victim*

Hustling water on #PermitPatty 's block?!! Big No! #TurfWars

This video opened with "salty cracker". What a perfect nickname.

Should've been minding yo own business!!!

"I'm gonna duck behind this wall. No one will find me unless they...walk around this corner"

I love how Mero just does E-40 voice at random times

She thought that girl selling water was just a front for an illegal drug operation. Permit Patty just trynna keep the streets safe 😂🤷🏾‍♂️😂

2:17 mero turned into E-40 for a sec

Lmfao these guys are too funny 🤣

Patty Mayonnaise 😂🤣😂🤣 @IvyVaughnNYC

First BBQ Becky. Now we have Watergirl Wendy.

She called 911 like its customer service

We need that startled metal gear sound efx

Fake crying is even easier to identify than fake laughter.

3:01 "I'm colorblind just like the dogs I sell weed to"😭

Guess she should of minded her own business then🤔

I already miss Julia's laugh😖😁

The dog gone be like you wanna watch black mirror later? 😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

Is it me or was this show just a tad more funnier with that loud laugh in the back 🤷🏼‍♂️

I liked it befor watching. Y’all dope

Yakubians gone marrying their dogs soon

Intros with you spiceless yakoob lmaooooo

She UPSET!

RU-vid never disappoints

“Equal opportunity snitcher” mero da gawd 😂

Smoke weed everyday

"Mind yo business lady!!" *DMX voice*

SPICE-LESS YAKUBS!!

Selling water not flint water 😂

"I didn't know who was the one doing the shouting" LIE! You didn't notice the girl with the cooler and the water bottles while you were crouching behind the wall?Regardless, tbh, I'm not sure it's racism as much as NIMBY entitlement at play here. You live in a major city, in an apartment building AND it was the middle of a FRIDAY. Just because you chose to work from home that day, doesn't mean you're entitled to silence. Invest in earplugs or a good set of headphones. Or a fan if "city noise" bothers you. It's ridiculous!

When they said Bay area Mero said "uhhh" like e40 lol

I had to work 13 hours today and this crazy woman has enough spare time to call the police on a little girl selling water?

She creepin down like she reloading in a video game 😂

“We roll backwoods” ~Mero

Wow this channel it pretty cool.

😭😭 I'm crying because this is my first experience with consequences😭😭

I'll reiterate this from a previous video: hi, I'm white woman. My superpowers include good intentions & taking Ls

You'd think in her line of work she'd be a lot more relaxed when it comes to the law 🤔

When will it end

You better believe I'm callin 12 on the 1st lil white lemonade stand i see

This lady remind me of a customer at work i just had to walk away lol

“You spiceless Yacub” 😂😂😂

"we roll backwoods" lmfaOOOOOO

I wonder if she calls the police on Girl Scouts when they are selling cookies with no permit. 🤔

Oh that into killed me.

MERO WITH THE BOSSIP STYLE HEADLINE INTRO IS TOP REASON IMMA MISS D&M VICELAND

Keep. That. Same. Energy.

she looked directly into the camera and she gonna say she don't know who was "yelling"? OKAAAAYYYY

I wonder if any of the threats threatened to report her to the police?

all she had to do was mind her business

YAKUBIUS DISAPPEARUS! 🤣🤣

Whatever karmic punishment is coming for permit Patty she deserves twice as much

Lmao those tears 😭😭😭

Let her sell water PATTY!!!!!!!!

Police calling camper lol

Her and the lady that called tge cops over the bbq are related

Why did she get an interview? They should have interviewed the victim which was the child and not her.

Maybe someone should call the DEA on her.

Her pain is like birthday cake to me, awesome.

“I’m an equal opportunities snitcher” lmfao

Yo why she gotta hold phone like me ! Smh people these days

0:11 racist hide and seek😂 you can hide all you want we see you boo!!! The whole world see you!!! 😂

Permit patty used crouch, it was ineffective

I just wish they would keep that same energy.

Spiceless YAKUB

3:14-3:19 So basically, people who know her have been threatening her. How else would someone have her phone number and be able to text her?

Yay Areaaaaaaaa

An Equal Opportunity Snitcher!!". Boss

surprise Vice lets me still.comment on there lost gem.

Yooo the anchor at 2:40 is fine af

So fkn funny tho