Persona 5R - Akechi Navi lines -Joker and Crow Ailments 

“Joker is more brainwashed than a cult member!” That is some comedy gold right there

I can’t even tell the difference when Akechi’s enraged.

Joker: *gets enraged Akechi: *”Oh no he’s hot!”*

i like the fact no matter what line he says it sounds like he's having a crisis

Joker: *enrages* Akechi: I hope this doesn't awaken something in me...

Status Ailment: hi Akechi: *WE’RE ALL GOING TO DIEEEEEE*

"Joker's enraged? I kind of like it, but it's not you! Calm down!"

"You're all my enemies! No, I am NOT brainwashed!"

“Jokers Enraged, I kinda like it” Woah! Down boy!

God, I hate it that you only get two days of the funny murder man on Navi

Everyone is talking about Akechi and Joker being enraged, I'm just here laughing at this line from Akechi: "Where's the enemy again?!"

God, he's so freaking dramatic in every single line. I love how you can just HEAR the flare and sass in everything he says.

The fact that these are limited to only two specific days in-game is a crime. I would pay for a Goro Navigator DLC in a heartbeat.

Jokers enraged? That’s kinda hot but it’s not you! Calm down!

“I don’t wanna do this scary shit anymore!!!” Why did that line PHYSICALLY hurt me holy shit

I love how when Akechi is hit with the status effects he makes a comment about it, but when it's joker he just breaks the 4th wall to tell you to do something

Akechi’s navi line when joker is enraged is the closest thing to flirting we’re gonna get

"He might do weird stuff while he's confused." "Joker's enraged? I kinda like it." Akechi, is there something you would like to tell us?

I like how Brainwash and Rage just give us pankechi phase 2 boss

Akechi: YOU ARE ALL MY ENEMIES! Joker: Are you brainwashed? Akechi: NO, I AM NOT BRAINWASHED!

Akechi got real kinky at the end there.

1:10 my man really do be sleeping with his eyes open

"YOU'RE _ALL_ MY ENEMIES!"

"Jokers enraged? Kinda hot ngl." -Pancake

I absolutely love that they decided to include Akechi snoring as a navigator line. It's so dumb, but so funny.

i wish i could have akechi as full-time nav 😢

So that's what happens when a Chaotic Evil gets to command stuff

0:40 Me after hearing Persona 6's announcement

"Joker's burning, that's gotta hurt!" You know what hurts more? GETTING SHOT IN THE CENTER OF YOUR HEAD

I love how the lines are like he’s directly talking to the player lol

Akechi: "Joker's mind is muddled. He might do weird stuff while confused. Be careful if you have a max rank with him" All the teammates in the party: *Sweats in max rank* Akechi: "God damn it"

Enemy: *enraging Crow* Also enemy: *enraging Joker* Enemy again: *I am in trouble*

One thing I noticed is when Joker’s affected by something, it seems like Akechi talking directly to the player, like “Jokers frozen in place!” Or “Jokers burnt, that’s gotta hurt.” or something like that. I found that kinda interesting.

0:55 proof that Akechi is best boy

Akechi: Joker's scared!? What a sorry sight... Also Akechi: Aaiiee! I-I don't wanna do this scary shit anymore!

Every single one of these quotes are comedic PLATINUM. EDIT: ...I walked right into that reference, didn't I?

1:28 Joker: _"Don't hug me. I'm scared..."_

"Joker's enraged? I kind of like it" *that's gay*

"Jokers Mind Is Muddled, He Might Do Werid stuff While Confused." Uhhh...

can we talk about how enraged Akechi is basically Akechi, and enraged Joker gets a "this is not your normal fluffy self, honey" treatment from Akechi? No? okay *sobs in the corner*

We need the ability to select Navi’s. A full-time Crow Navi would be great

1:10 is it just me, or does Goro snoring sound more like a cat purring?

It's​ Amazing how he can still sound scary even when scared

"joker more brainwashed then a cult member" Welcome to comedy Island Population: akechi

"Joker's scared, what a sorry sight..." And? Go and hug him to break him free from that status ailment!

You can TELL that Robbie had fun doing Akechi but then again who wouldn't? Third Semester Akechi is such a gem

So I’m playing royal and Akechi was hardcore flirting when I played pool with him the very first

1:33 Joker: Uh, which Persona would calm him down with the least risk?

*That guy who says "I don't have a camera" or "Sorry teacher, my camera doesn't work" during zoom classes:* 1:10

'I can't move! I'm frozen' And yet you can still talk... care to explain that one Akechi?

"Joker's enraged? I kind of like it" .... .... ... god damn it... 😂

“Joker’s scared! What a sorry sight.” You should hear yourself talk...1:23

"Joker's more brainwashed than a cult member" LMAO.

petition to have akechi as navi option atlus pls

"despair" danganronpa fans: *intense heavy breathing*

Robbie Daymond did an amazing job with Akechi. Makes me love the character even more.

"Jokers scared...what a sorry sight." Also akechi: "AWWW HES LIKE A LITTLE PUPPY I MUST PROTECT HIM"

NO, I AM *NOT* BRAINWASHED!!!

0:51 at least he's being honest

Ok but imagine if sleepy akechi muttered about pancakes "Mmmnnn.....pancakes....zzzzz"

I kinda find it interesting that Akechi says these kinda directed towards the player since nobody else is around besides him who could help Joker. But Akechi is seen in the Bad Royal Ending to break the 4th wall with Akira and look at the player directly.

“More brainwashed than a cult member!” d a m n also “i kind of like it-“ sKAKSKSKDKSKSKSJD

1:34 Sounds like all his conversations with Joker.

Gotta admire the fact he can talk while being frozen

"joker's more brainwashed than a cult member! He can't tell friend from foe!" 😂

Robbie daymond is legit one of my favorite voice actors ever. The range...

“Do something before he gets himself killed” Also Akechi when he betrays him: DIIIIEEEEEEEEEE

1:38 He just created so many Opportunities right there for anyone who ships Goro and Joker.

akechi sleeping like a baby is so lovely lmao akechi brainwashed is basically him in his boss battle akechi in despair is SOOOOO not him lmao akechi enraged is almost no difference from his everyday self akechi with forget is actually low-key amusing akechi on joker brainwashed is actually funny at times lmao akechi with fear is actually off-setting considering he's that person who'd go in headlong without even flinching edit: okay, after making this comment and leaving it, this gets 160 likes. thanks guys!

"Dammit, I can't move! Stupid electricity!" Akechi, we have to thank electricity for a lot of things...

I wonder how much sanity he has left at this state...

Akechi is like the broadcaster from pokemon... "JOKER IS ON FIRE! THATS GOTTA HURT-"

Despair Crow is just dramatic as heck. 🤣

Akechi: You are ALL my enemies! Joker: Aww, shit, here we go again.

An alternative voice line to the fear is “*angry noises* so this is fear?!” As you may have guessed already this line is what brought me here

Akechi talking about his ailments is hilarious, extra points to the brainwashed ones

"Stupid electricity" -Edgy Pancakes, 2020

as funny as 90% of these are the goroboi in me hears "I don't want to do any more of this scary shit" and just clutches my pearls

“Joker’s burning that’s gotta hurt!” *makes no effort to help*

"you're all my enemies! no, i am NOT brainwashed!" is my absolute favorite akechi line ever

i love goro but why does he sound like perry the platypus when he snores

I love the transition between Akechi being afraid and insulting Joker for being afraid

The thumbnail alone made me laugh quite hard before the video. Well done man

Can we appreciate how there's in-game audio of Akechi hecking SNORING of all things?!

It feels surreal to hear Akechi in despair, of fear

Only time Akechi is chill is when he sleeps.

"Zzz" Best line 10/10

1:10-1:15 Akechi blinked while under the sleep affect.

"Joker's enraged i kind of like that" That cracked me up a bit

There are two scenarios in regards to the rage ailment: Joker: *[ENRAGED]* Akechi: "Ouu, me likey!" (ALTERNATIVELY) Akechi: *[ENRAGED]* Joker: **Whimpering in agony**

This reminds me of the Adachi navigator mod lol

Akechi from a calm and gentle person to an Tsundere Psychopath 01:33 0:50 0:56 1:28 1:37

Joker: *enraged* Akechi: *You gonna make me act up....*

how is literally each one of those lines pure freaking gold

"YOU PIECE OF SHIT, I'M GONNA KILL YOU!" -Goro "Totally Not A Psychopath" Akechi

0:14 You can't talk either, hacker No, seriously, the line should be ...

"Joker's enraged? I kinda like it." AKECHI CALM DOWN

Akechi was the best character on p5 royal

Akechi enraged is just everyday Akechi

akechi feels like a *really* over the top theatre kid who brings the hype both onstage and offstage