PESTERQUEST: Gamzee Makara [NO COMMENTARY] 

so this whole time he was killing everyone because he thought he was doing them a favor by letting them go to heaven because alternia is basically hell.. that's both horrifically cryptic and terribly depressing...

me at the beginning: awww gamzee's so cute me at the end: *W H A T T H E F U C K*

As scary as the bad ending is, its a bit sweet that he actualy quits sopor just because his new friend asked him too.

Hey remember how in Homestuck classic its mentioned how theres a timeline where Gamzee went insane before the session started and murdered everyone? *Pesterquest Remembers*

No one: The song: *” M I R A C L E S”*

What did we learn kids? Do drugs and save a life

anyone else seeing the rage symbol in the sopor pie or is that just me

Gamzee you're my favorite character but.... you can't just go around killing people when you stop eating drug pie.

Yo karkat got destroyed man, like holy shit that wasn't a fight he got beaten down to death and the blood in the ceiling shows how violent and brutal it was, man i feel sorry for karkat because aparently, he was sleeping when Gamzee started the execution

The sober music activated my fight or flight immediately

Therapist: "The T-Posing man in Pesterquest isn't real. He can't hurt you." The T-Posing man: 17:19

The second I read that the MSPAR suggested Gamzee stop taking drugs, i thought “Ah shit, here we go again.”

Who gave the artist the permission to make gamzee this..ADORABLE.

23:03 literally looks like he ground karkat into a paste and smeared him on the walls i CANNOT

Y'all over there be talking about sober Gamzee and eating slime pie while over here I'm crying because we got to see Karako and almost recalled him yet soMEONE DIDN'T WANT US TO *_REMEMBER_*

it'd honestly be hard for me to say i dislike gamzee because sober gamzee's rampage is just so hard to rationalize like, high or not, stoned gamzee tries to be kind and he clearly cares about a lot of people, and that doesn't just come as the result of being stoned as hell - his kindness has to come from _somewhere_ and he can't just be an awful monster who was somehow subdued into a nice kid from being stoned off his mind i guess it honestly feels impossible to believe that the gamzee this volume and homestuck's story start on is a bad person who doesn't want his friends to be happy, and it makes me feel horrible thinking just how badly his mind must've broken coming off of the sopor after being high his whole life, and wondering how much of him going completely berserk was him just being unable to process the state of the planet he's on or his grief over his lusus or maybe even anger over how nobody in the group really seemed to ever like him, and how much of it was english's influence in some form as tragic as it feels like gamzee is the more you try and think about it, i think it becomes more and more terrifying as well

im not even joking i got scared when the plauer told him not to eat it ad when he threw it. I low key stopped breathing.

"t-DoG" I'm not crying you're crying

Gamzee is now Maccaroni

“whoever designed it definitely got their architecture degree online” lmao, if only mc knew (remembered?) that the trolls design their own hives. speaking of which, what’s up with gamzee’s hive, anyway? youd think that a purplebloods home would be way cooler-looking, bigger, sturdier, etc, unless i missed something

Horns: Honking Gamzee: Baking Closet: Open I am forcibly removed from the route.

He was literally so sweet in the dust part especially his smile when he gave the reader the pie! But at the end he just went-

if there's one thing I have learned about Gamzee Makara it is this: let the Highblood have his pie, otherwise it gets ugly.

I wonder what high was worse, the pie-high or our high with Cirava.. I would have to personally say the pie-high since - yea Cirava's high made us hallucinate objects not being there but with the pie you ACTUALLY pass the hell out.

I never thought I'd say this but.. *GAMZEE YOU NEED THE DRUGS*

It didn’t occur to me for a minute at the end that Karkat was the only one with red blood and I was like “oh no rip gamzee” But then

Gamzee at the begining: BrO pAsS tHe BoOf Gamzee at the ending: oh boy here i go killing again

Ah yes, my favourite character: Game Z. Macaroni

omg non-crazy gamzee is so good I love him

Moral of the story: Please do drugs,

seeing karkat and kanaya's room was terrifying. karkats more so with how brutal it looked. it even looks like he possibly tried to go to his computer for help 😭 and the red on the *ceiling?* god i dont even wanna imagine all that happened to our boy. he didnt deserve that shit at all. (and as a past gamkar shipper uhhhh i will gladly leave karkat with dave thank you)

So Gamzee was already hearing the voices before the game...and it doesn't seem like he very well enjoyed what they had to say. But are they just in his head...or is *someone* in his head? HIS AND KARKATS CRUSH ON EACH OTHER IS SO TRAGIC TO!

I've missed stoner Gamzee. :(

This enter pesterquest is just dancing around the fact Gamzee has multiple personalities.

I love every single purple blood there ever was

Is nobody gonna talk about how the player calls Gamzee a scarecrow made up of sticks and hair like that's the type of insult that stings!

If English’s plans have been subverted, then Gamzee’s harmless. _right?_

my boy :( i feel so bad for him. he would be such a pleasant person even sober if not for lord english i just know it

Did any of you notice the rage symbol in the pie? Just me? Okay...

okay ill flood the comments later. gamzee is my friend's favorite character because i didnt educate her enough so im waiting to watch this w/ her tomorrow

i love non-sober gamzee, why couldn’t he just be like this all the time :,)))

Okay but Gamzee's theme literally fits his vibe to the T. It's fucking got a bunch of wacky instruments and then to top it off, some random guy whispering "mIrAcLeS" in my ear. Absolutely terrifying in the best way.

aww.....i forgot how chill early gamzee was

Gamzee: h Me: HEHE SEROTONIN GO BRR

pffff mspa reader mentions gamzee not eating the pie and your cursor just sPASMS-

HE OH MY AGHDAVDGHA looks like he went on a murderous rampage,,, again. Got to Karkat, Kanaya, looks like Nepeta too...

gamzee macarena -MC

i come back to this video multiple times a year. i'm not huge into Homestuck. Could never get through the whole thing but the moment i saw gamzee i knew i had to know more. Here i am watching/listening to this same video over and over.

i like how your mouse just aggressively moves to gamzee.

His SMILE 😭😭😭💕💕 such a adorable boy

I know that Gamzee is a very unstable person and he's practically a ticking time bomb... but a small part of me likes him. He's... different... in a blunt yet earnest way. And the lesson of today? If a dude wants his pie, just shut up and nod.

23:05 thanks so fucking much pesterquest writers you made me stand up and go “nooooooooooo” in the middle of a lunchroom with other people in it

I feel like I could go up to him and just hug him. I want be be his friend,,,,,,,

Gamzee is such a mood omg

-I don't know why it took me so long to finally see his route, maybe I just realized how much I liked him.- -Anyways,- I WANT TO SEE MY LITTLE BOY.

11:16 Going through the process of Miracles, 2019, colorised

If you look at Gamzees one poster it's fuckin troll Jevil from Delta Rune.... Guys he is a Delta Rune fan take that in.

Anyone else notice the rage symbol in the pie when he brings it out?

gam’2 2opor piie really ii2n’t that bad. we had 2ome once. iit ta2ted liike candy jello or 2omethiing liike that

*_hold on was that Karako_*

2:36 i d o n t t t r u s t l i k e t h a t

17:00 SANS???

I must admit something. The sober part scered my

the couch bleeds stuffing from _three long gouges_ ... ah fuck he just killed nepeta again didn't he?

Obviously there was no way this wasn't gonna be the bad ending, having Gamzee get evil. I wish they didn't make it seem as simple though, in Homestuck it was a mixture of things,Gamzee was shown to be a bit more serious and annoyed when off the slime, however he didn't show any signs of wanting to murder until the added ICP Video and staring into the eyes of Lil Cal, who is literately Lord English's Influence at Peak. In this it feels like they didn't really show that at all, I mean maybe the line about "He spoke to me" means that somewhere along the weeks that you leave he comes across some influence of LE, but still, this is something that really sucks about newer content, there is nothing good for Gamzee, hell even his Candy Version, who actively tries to be a better person gets murdered. It sucks hella.

At the beginning he was so cute and I was actually starting to like Gamzee again, but after.... Seeing... I'm going to go cry in my room now. Edit: I forgot how much sober Gamzee triggers my fight or flight after having constant nightmares with him in it that kept me awake at night for days, and seeing him kill Karkat and Kanaya... kinda brought back that dream and I don't think I'll be able to sleep tonight..

wHAT WAS THAT ENDING!?

Spoiler Isn't his bad end a direct tie-in to the Homestuck cannon when that one time he sobered early and started murdering everyone preemptively?

"But i know he's got the music inside him somewhere" Me: oh no Karkat: 4 3 2 f*ck you KARGALI--

wHY DOES IT LOOK LIKE EQ IS DEAD IN THE UPPER LEFT CORNER AAAH JEEZ

5:07 is that Jevil Deltarune?

im still sad about that ending

Oh shit haha oops I tore apart reality sorry my bad Edit: oh no I should have skipped the good ending to see the bad first

karkat rap battle when? that would be so priceless

what the hell? who was that guy at the end of the corridor place.......and why was he t-posing?

17:19 I have a version of this meme but it's Mallek instead of T-posing man

12:04 Is it Insane clown posse?

7:39 IS A REFEREMCE TO KARKATS PESTERQUEST WHEN HIM AND THE PLAYER ACCIDENTALLY TELEPORT TO GAMZEES CLOSET

I love this stoner clown.

18:54 holy fuck. i love that.

He's such a cutie >_

Who else fucked up thare voice trying to do gamzees for the whole video?

THE adiction representation troll. Now I wonder how he'd do with other tasty foods that he's never known, even if it is a stretch for that bad ending not to happen in some way. Dang voices

Gamzee you’re the best but like Murder is bad ok?

My boy Karako

Omfg gamzee is so fucking cute!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA MY HEART💕💕💕

It’s at 413 likes sweet

moral? Do drugs

omg he just like me (when im off my zoloft) fr!!!

HOLY SHIT THEY TIME TRAVELED????? i guess that solves the mystery of who gamzee was talking to

the end looks like someone stole his pies

H O N K :o)

HONL

Anyone else see the rage emblem in the pie?

when I played Gamzee's part of Pesterquest, I shared the pie with him. I know drugs are bad for you, and Sopor Pie is essentially a Troll drug, but considering the alternative to not having the pie with him, I accepted his offer to have some, as I considered it for the greater good.

ALL HAIL THE MIRTHFUL MESSIAHS :DD

:33< dont do drugs, kids!! no like seriously they could ruin your life. nowadays people are lacing shit and you really gotta be careful. stay safe and dont die!! ^_^

Oh man I remembered uh that, bro I be psychically invisible hurling constantly 😭 Idk what the hell happened to past me during this but now I just feel psychically sick and uneasy Everytime I hear pie

✨ . . . m i r a c l e s . . . ✨

mIrAcLeS... ;o)