Pesterquest: Sollux Captor [NO COMMENTARY] 

the way sollux clearly only took that train because it had a bee theme.. that’s adorable

I WANT TO SEE MY LITTLE BOY HERE HE COMES *I W A N T T O S E E M Y L I T T L E B O Y*

"vriska cursed my bulge" bro like... same

Bro.. Sollux playing Minecraft.... I can die now

The faces are the best part of Sollux's route.

"his nose wrinkles" me: *sees his expression* also me: *dies laughing*

“Even eq likes you” proves equius/sollux friendship and that makes me happy

20:40 OH GOD I DIDNT THINK HUSSIE WAS BEING SERIOUS WHEN HE SAID SOLLUX WAS ACTUALLY NAMED SOLLUXANDER

some of his standing poses look a lot like kanaya’s, that’s super sweet

oh DAMN i forgot that he could hear the voices of the imminently deceased! good on the writers for adding that in!

god can i just say i LOVE how his sprite looks

Oh, Solluxander Hamilton (Solluxander Hamilton) When Alternia sings for you Will they know what you overcame? Will they know that you wrote the Game? The world will never be the same, oh 2 Completely Worthless Points (CWPs) for anyone who gets that reference.

"cant a dude ju2t be 2uper fuckiing jazzed about publiic tran2portation." Jazzed. Bee train. Oh my goodness.

sweet for kanaya and sol to be childhood friends they both have spine problems!

You know, I only just realized that Sollux basically lives the life of a Final Destination protagonist every day. Fitting that his full name is Solluxander and the name of the lead in the first Final Destination was Alexander.

Kanaya got more development in Sollux’s route than in her own.

hah.......he got “ghosted” by her..

16:04 THAT IS A COWBOY BEBOP REFERENCE I AM LITERALLY DYING OF HAPPINESS

"His nose wrinkles" so trolls have nose or not?

18:51 WHY DOES MY BOY NOT HAVE GRUB SCARS

huh, so sollux has stronger psiionics than kuprum or even azdaja? thats pretty interesting

Solluxander: (slithers into room) “gaming” (has emotional breakdown)

“heated gamer moment.” God this game.

6:22 Gamzee: *blank stare*

Nobody: Sollux: 3:12 This is what happens when Vriska curses your bulge 😭😭😭

Fuck, they made him possible the most relatable character in pesterquest.

I'm pretty sure the only ones left are Eridan and Feferi... And I'm happy I got my fav trolls now!!!! Karkat and Sollux!!!!

8:47 “tsundere act” please please please

if kanaya doesn’t get to meet rose i’ll throw my phone through a wall :)

*SHE CALLED HIM SOLLUXANDER*

23:52 absolutely cursed

Sollux is finally, NOW ALL I HALF TO WAIT FOR IS ERIDAN *favorite beta kids/trolls*. Also hope they'll do the Alpha kids and dancesters

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It’d be more funnier if the error text is actually *image ‘kan sarcastic’ not found*

solluxander is fucking canon i cant believe this

His theme slaps damn

“He’s an indoor boy.” You mean friggin incel Yay, my spirit troll at last.

What do you mean? That title confuses me, this is clearly solluxander captor's chapter

*...my name is solluxander Hamilton...* and there's a million things i haven't done. JUST YOU WAIT! JUSSST YOU WAIT

S-solluxander!?!

holy fuck he has minecraft, of course he has minecraft

la creatura

5:11 what --

*Sees good ending image* *breaks out singing*

Sollux's full name being Solluxander makes absolutely no sense. I love it.

the way it just says "Image: 'kan_neutral' not found" in the corner at 24:30💀

SOLLUX MY BELOVED

24:52 - 26:13 SOLLUX TRANS

i was THINKING about rover when they sat down on the train!!

Ok So before i got into Homestuck i was realy into astrology (that is also probably why i got into Homestuck afterwords). And when I was playing Sollux'es route I was something like "omg he is such a true gemini" so I kind of think that was the point of his route . Since his route at least seems to be shorter then Nepeta's (to me it seems like so anyway). And tbh his route was nice , very nice in fact . Edit : And sometimes some of the zodiac trolls don't seem to act like theyr zodiac sign (at least at first)

*Keyboard is fucking sawed in half* Me: Lol and now he's gonna say "did you try turning it on and off?" Sollux: diid you try turniing iit on and off? Me: 0_0 I have the power of Joseph Joestar and dank memes on my side xD

for absolutely no reason at all, when his sprites first popped up, I though John Wilkes booth

scoliosis twins

my prediction is that after eridan and fef, there’ll be a doc scratch route, and then you’ll be able to play the alpha kids and hopefully the cherubs?

i legally cannot simp for him i kin eridan im illegal

Yo but who tf died

I CAME AS FAST AS I COULD

it bothers me that he sits in the middle of the two seats

Gamer boy gamer boy gamer boy gamer b

golly! i wonder what trolls are gonna be next am i right?

I love him so much

I wonder how many times Sollux beat the Wither and Ender Dragon

BEE BOY!!

istg if he doesnt say he eats bees i will riot

why does it say "image 'kan neutral' not found" near the end at the top of the video

sollux trans gamer 2k20

20:53 what-

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theyre like 2 nd besties

Humans: Team Fortress 2, Team Defense Fort 2 Trolls: Group Stronghold 2

He's like, literally me!!!!

2ee, that'2 me.

the 😢

mspar is actually my favorite

did mspareader forget again =(

7:18

anyone else get trans sollux vibes

18:58 SOLLUX TUMMY I CAN DIE HAPPY

yo this got 69 likes I can't like it 😔

Isn't that mclovin?