Aww peeeah, a feel so sad when I hear that intro music. Must be because its a sad reflection of my own life. Lol I wanted some jokes from your little joke book at the end. Nevermind...1 peeeah Beardsley...only one peeeeah Beardsley.........
I wrote to you yesterday, Bob, but your agent, Emily, said she can't pass on any unsolicited mail. Shame, as I want you to play the role of my daughter's headmaster in a new comedy that I've not yet written.
Surely you can get some milage out of the incident where the fkin idiot (allegedly) told some of the black lads from the youth team that they "should be dead good at clip'n'climb" 🤦♂️
