Peter Kay Pitched 20th Century Fox A Die Hard Remake | Friday Night With Jonathan Ross 

This is from 2009

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Steals material from other comedians

@@Woody247 … So does your mum

@@Woody247 which jokes did he steal? Can’t say something like that and not give an example

​@@Woody247 They all adapt other folks jokes and tales. The art is to make appear totally natural of course.... And.. Timing is everything.

100% Logan

You mean his own bathtub 🛀

Best comedian ever 😂😂😂

Not anymore he doesn’t

Clint Eastwood and Bobby Ball.

"Kung Fu?! What the bloody hell's Kung Fu?" "It's the future Brian. I've tasted it." --------- "Look at him! Look at this! This lads bending the bloody spoon with his mind?! How the bloody hell's he doing that? You don't get that everyday. Here, how ya doing that?" "I am not bending the spoon, I am merely bending myself. If you want to bend the spoon, you too must have to bend it yourself." "Aye, bend it like blooming Beckham more like. I'll be having none of that palaver, I'm a Catholic. Ere (turning round to look behind in his wheelchair) can we get this young lad down to the club on a Wednesday night? There'll love this in Chorley!"

I can't believe that nobody thought of Matrix Nights! Keanu Reeves as Peter Kay, Dave Spikey as Lawrence Fishburne and Paddy McGuinness as Paddy!!

This as 2009

This was from 2009 ya spanner. He looks really ill now

dummy

Got rid of ours when the new boiler was installed.

The gooey stuff just took me back🤣 couldnt imagine using a bar these days

my life is complete.

OMG - We HAD one of those and I’d completely forgotten about it. Bathroom sink. Didn’t use the posh Imperial Leather, though; we used a metal disc that pushed into any old common soap bar and then snapped to the magnet!

Long live the Phoenix!

Unfortunately i don't think it will ever happen. PK fell out with his Co writers Ray von and Gerry the compare without compare.

No battered eyelids please 🙏

Well they called themselves that so yh obviously, if someone said that and it wasn’t the name of their group then of course they’d be a problem…

Nor they themselves as members of the band who presumably named themselves as a band also.

@@davidjames8940 If you think Peter Kay looks like this now and you think it’s this year then youre the one that’s a prick.

@@davidjames8940 This was 2009 you prick

Copyright reasons

2009 is given as the date it aired

Oh my gosh it is😂😂😂

Fella says to his wife- "Why don't you tell me when you orgasm?". She says- "Well, I don't like ringing you when you're in work"

Pete doesn’t drink

Get your ears tested then

When this originally aired in 2009 Alan Rickman was far from dead 🙄

Umm...

@@irondaddychef you are 100% right. I was silly not to check the dates.

@@rigsbyrigged1831 … Interesting demonstration of how human beings create their own reality though. You connected a look from JR to a completely unrelated mental assumption and held it as a belief. Fascinating how the human brain works 👍🏼

@@loganstratholme I agree, but these kinds of mistakes, if we are big enough to admit to them, improve us. I will be better and research next time.

Peter kay is hysterically funny, what's up with you people, obviously no sense of humour 😂