I was so blinded by the bright "whiteness" of the first three phases of the MCU that it tricked me into thinking they were actually good. Thank you Woke Critic for helping me realize my error.
I'm middle eastern born and raised. There has been some political tentions lately and ever since the Egyptian revolution we have been looking for someone to lead us in the right direction but things were getting worse. Everything changed when our leader watched the 3rd episode of she-hulk, we progressed, we redirected our efforts from trying to improve education, poverty and international relations to strong women twerking in the work place with self proclaimed "hoes"
@@shafkatahmed5420 And, what are you gonna do about it, snowflake?! Cry even harder?! Why don't you pray to your "allah" to stop me?! Doesn't work, huh?! 😊
The ironic thing is that Phase 4 came about coz China shut off it's markets after they had enough of Disney's extremely bad movies. So now Disney is .... aiming for America and they think that America wants wokeness coz of a few lost university students looking for gender reassignment class. Actually all gags and giggles aside.... what on earth is going on in the US educational system? It's like some inmates escaped the loony bin and are now teaching kids... the students drinking it like Kool-aid, asking for 2nds. It's fucking Jonestown out there.
@@shafkatahmed5420 The only time I thought this was with She-Hulk, but she doesn't even look that bad. I can't think of where else but maybe there are other examples
@@faustsiftar7683 Well,it was an exaggeration, There was a scene in NWH with Flash and it looks like a video game,Thor 4' masks looked like poor CGI,and the floating head. The problem is not that is looks bad,it is a 200mil budget movie whose biggest strength is CGI and spectacle.They should at least do the CGI good.Because of the budget and box office
"Fell for"? I don't understand he is being serious. STrong diverse women are the greatest of people and are going to lead us to the promised land....... p....pfff...pffffff ba ha aha h ha ugh I tried to say that with a straight face!
@@DustinBarlow8P To be fair, there's nothing wrong with strong diverse women. Except Disney, including Marvel and Lucas Films, has no idea how to write a compelling character or plot for one.
@@InzaneMane might be the end of new Marvel movies for many of us, but good Marvel movies will still be there. Captain America 1-2, Spider-Man 1-2 (Sony), Blade 1-2 (even Trinity is better then most modern MCU stuff), The Amazing Spider-Man (Andrew Garfield version), The Punisher (Thomas Jane). So yeah, there are good Marvel related movies out there, just, so few are actually part of the MCU. I'd say the first Iron-Man was also pretty good as well. But that is about it.
Phase 4 is a glorious triumph. A Marvel phase! So woke the patriarchy fell asleep. Everyone who watches it and likes it will never want freedom again because of its “super” modern and progressive World Economic Forum ties. To prove the point here are some ardent testimonials: Phil said “I didn’t even need to use my brain to behold this epic and progressive phase 4. It was that good.” Ramon says” This helps me get over not owning anything and liking it.” Susan said “I’m so stunned and inspired like it’s the best thing that has happened to all women everywhere. So empowering!” Kim said” This truly suspends all belief!! Just watch it.”
i couldn't believe it when i saw that on the miniature, i thought it was click bait, so much women empowerment couldn't be true. But it was !!! oh, Glorious days ahead !
I love how Wanda killed the illuminati in the order of privilege. That was one of the most brilliant and impactful moments in the history of filmmaking.
i ahve to admit, the avenger movies were so damn good. MCU to me is a good watch, or at least was, but i was never really into comic book heros but the phase 1 movies were so fucking good they made me come back. I haven't watched a single movie since infinity war and end game and i seriously could go without seeing any new ones since the quality is now worse the CW quality.
It will be funny the day he blows up and he get fans that don't understand he's being sarcastic. The comment arguments will only give him further favor in the algorithm! I can't wait.
2:50 let us all hope that old good X-MEN ROGUE will always find the way to put that B'''''CH into Eternal Coma the kind that you will never get up i still cannot believe and i still super SALTY that they brought back Professor Xavier into that multiverse of madness movie just to get him Kill like if he was Nothing by She-Strange ffffffFFFFFFFFFFfffffffff this Rotten broken world of ours man
Marvel in 2019: "Here, have all you favorite super heroes teaming up agaisnt one of the coolest villains ever introduced in pop culture. Best fighting sequence ever made in hollywood history!" Marvel in 2022: "Here, have all your favorite twerkers teaming up agaisnt one of the fattest asses ever introduced in pop culture. Best twerking sequence ever made in hollywood history!"
Love how the most hated character of phase 4 is a guy who killed only ONE TERRORIST. But somehow it’s enough to hate him because Cap’s shield got bloodied. Meanwhile, the characters who enslaved, murdered or only being a hero for selfish gains are well loved by the fans, even considered as “role models”.
@@InzaneMane I guess, would've been nice to flesh him out to make him a nuanced character tho Kinda hard to do with 6 episodes and less screen time than the other main lead character
Interestingly, the highest earning Comic Book/Superhero film, by budget, is "The Mask" with Jim Carrey. (Well, at least until Joker came out in 2019). Cost $20 million, made $350+ million, in '90's bucks. Way better return per budget than any MCU film.
This channel is a God send. My whole soul is covered in woke burns and 20 minute chunks of dry stoic sarcasm are the only salve that gives my spirit reprieve.
When Shangqi come out everyone thought it will be the least of phase 4 films, turns out it's actually the best of it(if not count spiderman). What a joke.
@@struggler7079 Maybe Shuri in the new Black Panther Movie. It's my last hope for the MCU. Basically any female character is highly unlikeable and I cannot imagine how any mother would like them to be a role model for her daughters. And the male characters are just disappointing since the ending of phase 3. They got completely dismantled by the current writers and Disneys Agenda.
I like miss Marvel... in the Square-enix 2019 videogame obviously. I just got so mad how they introduced her by calling everybody racist, sexist and a bigot because they didn't like the character, the creator(who is actually a racist, a sexist and a bigot), or the false religion of islam. Their go to mantra when you disagree with their opinions is to name call you. Now who is the bigger asshole? Those who have opinions or those who name call?
Always great content. But we all know the real issue with phase 4, some of the superheroes are just not taking their shifts off as often. In the first 3 phases you could guarantee someone would have their shirt off at some point. Phase 4 has been a lot more hit and miss. I'm hoping they fix this in the Marvels.
I know this is a joke but I'm pretty sure that it's the same, if not worse. There's at least one in each male lead movie. no way home (when he is in his room after being exposed) , love and thunder (goes as far as bare ass), multiverse of midness (when he wakes up from other strange dying), shang-chi (his literal adult introduction scene). Marvel really knows how to appeal to its female/gay audience huh?
The white and normal Vision duking it out was a good start. We can only dream that one day we can finally get rid of all the outdated male human actors and replace them with the far superior robotic ones. May we one day reach filmmaking`s utopia when AI writers can have robot actors act out their scripts to be consumed by robot watchers who rate everything a 10/10. That way we can be rid of the sexist, racist and frankly unneeded critics. Phase 4 was only the beginning.
I believe there are people whose movie tastes are so bad and shallow that they are cheering you on. You are so right why has no one said all of this in a more timely manner, great review. The Best Movies Ever; what a leap for mankind.
id have guessed this was all just a nightmare, if i hadnt known it was true. it makes me wonder, why is it SO obvious to all of us, but seems to escape these directors & writers so thoroughly?
Took me quite awhile to realise this video was a joke. It was quite funny all the way through, but the true punchline is tha moment it hits you: no man is that dump it must be joke. Well done!!!😂
I literally stopped watching after endgame. Maybe by coincidence, maybe subconscious foresight, but I’m glad I never saw any of those shitty Phase 4 shit. Don’t know why but somehow female Loki pissed me of the most, because I thought Loki was one of their golden character in a sense, but of course they had to put him down to lift up the female version 🎉
My biggest question about Ms Marvel is simple: why would someone be a super fan of Captain Marvel? She's consistently off the planet doing alien stuff! Even being generous with the time skip in Endgame you're telling me a hero who is RARELY on earth has a merch line, boys who have crushes on her, and kids who line their rooms with her poster?
Phase 4 is such an EPIC WORK OF ART it made spend all my savings in Disney Marvel products!! Cant wait for their next lgbtq+ super hero. They promised it in their leaked video conference. Go woke, go to the skyyyyy!!!
Such progress, it made me tear up a bit. I will be coming back to this video every time I catch myself unaware of my white privilege. Thanks for showing me the way.
