Phoenix from the Flames Patrick Battiston 

"Next week: The shooting of Escobar. Our decision: A Drop-Ball." Jesus that was very dark but still hilarious at the same time 😂

Seems to be a theme of people called Schumacher being villains. Harold nearly killed Battiston, Michael nearly killed Damon Hill and Joel nearly killed the Batman franchise 😂

What a great player Platini was..

I still can’t believe that the ref gave goal kick! If I remember correctly he was either in a coma for a few day of he did stop breathing on the pitch or on his way to hospital. It’s easily the worst foul ever in any game let alone the World Cup. To break one vertebrae, fracture your skull & lose 3 teeth is horrendous, not even rugby players get injuries like that!!

Well, Battiston finally got his revenge a few years ago...wait a minute, that was the other Schumacher.

i had a feeling that was gonna happen at the end "no no not that Schumacher."

comedy gold

The end 🤣🤣🤣🤣

2:29 LOL Beautifully read by Statto and Paul Hawksbee.

some of these jokes would get them cancelled these days

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1:25 Frank - Who would I support if Germany played Wolves? Lol Germany obviously!

LMAO!!!!!! No no no not that Schumacher! Ahahahahaha!!!

Whats the name of that little guitar solo when schumacher looks at the camera?

Ironically the ref was Dutch .....

Sorry I’ll support Germany all day long against the French (Even in Euro 2020 I supported the Germans when they played France). I’d only support the French if they were playing against the USA