phoodu's confusing story tiktok compilation 

This is the best storys I have ever heard lmao

Doctor strange getting mixed up while trying to tell a story:

That was my least favourite video I ever smelt because it hurt my eyes so I'm sorry but I hit the like button:)

WoW your voice dude

You’re welcome for watching :)

Same XD

True

Bots Storytelling Algorithm Be Like :

@@Jawsomest lol

The egg had to hatch is friend over to his house, but the holy sword calibur fried the swamp, so my friend made popcorn out of beans and decided i was a demon, suddenly a man said “I OBJECT THIS WEDDING!” The Goat Then Cried Tears Of Happiness from escaping it’s abusive relationship with the egg, so then i walked to the store to buy milk and met my son, i then robbed the 7/11 and used my goat as a car to drive away, then i married the goat. Best story ever written - Creator : bot - - Credits : me - Goat -

Non existent

What if "my breath" was a thing he owned?

I can find yesterday my breath outside the sun :D

These comments are gold-

Yes

Right after new year

@@toktopuss ad winter starts in september

And second floor is bellow the 1st floor

@@katenji5029 and the girl you were crushing ia acrually a boy

@@pikagiuppy93 Wow-

(:

@Musically is the best Slimer Kelcy same but for real is he good?

@@tvee6030 i hope he is.

@Musically is the best Slimer Kelcy same

thank god I’m not the only one to see it, does anybody know where he is?

Right? I thought I was the only one who saw that, since I barley found any comments about it. Hope that he is okay.

Same

same (same chain)

Same

Same

same

*I would be LMFAO if I needed to do this xd*

So true

Exacly

Oh you don’t know how many times that’s happened to my car.

Ya one day my pet wheel was haunted by a unicorn so he was so annoyed at the bed that he went to find his single husband who was right next to the shower riding a cat

Usually every other way around

@@hermitcraftstuff_ u mean ur seal

Ooh and another day my cat ate a frog so had to go to the party on the roof at Christmas in July and they are a big Easter cow made of grass for starters and for drink they ate a pizza in the shower on the road! Then they all died!

That means they had triplets duh

@@JustSomeGuyInHisOwnWorld it's a joke, *duh*

@@JustSomeGuyInHisOwnWorld “duh” *tf u a cringey kid*

Lol if you think about it that wasn't a joke

But to be serious (don’t whoosh me I get the joke it’s hilarious) Abortions

:)

@Thi Ve Vang don't force someone to do what you want. They need privacy to you know.

@Thi Ve Vang This is probably the most uncomfortable comment I've ever read in my life. I've never seen anyone ask that before you literally said *pretty please* you can't ask someone something like that

@@boatsandhoes5699 I agree it’s disgusting trying to push people past there comfort

@@boatsandhoes5699 agreed my dude-

But!.. When i feld cold cause green makes me sad i got nothing I even didnt got the snail i got... WORST DAY EVER

I was so confused I understood it and drank my chair. It gave me so many hiccups on my leg that I chewed some water after.

I understood it so well tomorrow but still needed 7 minutes in an hour too be confused about it but my microwave won't tell me if my dad was born yet :(

@@flowerflies4567 :(

My Ferrari was crying so I decided to put her in the Super Bowl on the 14th of January but it was only the 23rd so I had no months to wait meanwhile my cat was giving birth to my uncle and that's why you should brush your teeth and never put the toothbrush in your mouth

Same tho 😔

😂

Exactly

Yup same

Lmao

Can relate😂😂😂

Same

Like ur profile

And then ur mom asked u to repeat it to her

And you have a giggle attack

Lol

Agreed

You called him a patoto yesterdays Christmas eve at sunset tomorrow in my left toe which one inside the angel potato planet

I remember that I wrote in a scribble, just a wavy line, and I told my teacher what it was supposed to mean. I don’t know how I passed lmao. ~~~~~~~~~~~~

My fish literally drowned and died twice one time, it was so exciting that it lived and we ate it for breakfast later that night

Due I was same I

Was walking my fish on a Tuesday night afternoon then Wednesday we all ate fish for breakfast at 2:00 but then we all went to the park after it closed and then after that we went skateboarding in the sky today was so lit it was last year tomorrow

@@melody9022 yo that's so cool

@@stickytippp I- *s h o k e t*

@phoodo I am a rapper

Lol really 😂

Watermelons are the best

Yeab

i only saw RUN what were the others?0

@@s1imes. i seen help me hostage and run

i genuinely wan to know if he acualy needs help or if he’s joking

Same so I'm I but I hope it's a joke because the red text is freaky

It just sounds like he wants the puppy to die- :o

I said it be like that sometimes

@@ShoutaAizawaismyfavorite mhm

Lmao

On the seccond floor

I think phoodu infected him

@Eri Aizawa thats sad

Nah I like the original

I microwave water to make ice..

i thought that said gorillaz

Lol yes

Godzilla had a heart attack and f*cking died

5:16 he’s being held hostage and being brainwashed into confusation We NEED to help him It says help me in subtitles but he says welcome for watching

Been there

I literally saw this when he said that

IKRRRR

younger corpse corpse fiancee

no

Corpse has a husband? Is joke you can laugh.

@@thegermanbasket732 im dying :) applaud

You mean they went AY

@@mrschneider9685 nah they went gasp!

Si

Song?

I want the name of that song right now, if you know the song

Song?

Song: No One Loves Me by ShutYourTrap

@TheMintLog your pfp /pos :)

Is this like the stories then? I’m gonna do cat want to me get a drink and go get out a bit of rest for me your life and I can make ya work hard for ya cat and then ya want to me get it bruh bruh was the time to be sad and sad I gotta do you wanna was the time to get my life back into a new life bruh was the day you got a ping pong table

@@yumii1339 woah good a story!!!!!111!!!1!!111!

@@ranbo0 very much good a story, almost as good as that pot my cat ran over with it’s car

@@ranbo0 what about this : I am not a fan of the game but I am not sure what about the game play but I can’t play it so I can’t play it again I play it all day and it it’s just a good game I love it so much it’s just that it’s not like it is a game it’s just a little slow and it’s hard for you and it makes you play the video and play it all the time I am scared

The first person to have the balance is to be part in a video of the game and late night game of the revamp of a class of the game and make comeback in a bad way and then get the community out and the Gentleman will get 5k and get a new video of mrbeast and a few other people who is not nice enough for a minute to go though so they don't have a comma between them to be a very good player but I already know that this was Quackity but it is important because I have to make a g of it so that it can improve the game is probably the most fun i've seen since I have two games to watch and i'm not sus on it but it was u I still have a nice night out here but I'm with I'm still in a video of the school to change their mind about it swords etc. and the sun because of this is a win. Lol

I assume you haven't watched corpse yet...

@@isabellev8890 AHAHAHAAHAHGA

Plot twist its actually corpse husband with a voice changer but his telephone is so deep thats why he had to fry his shoes to get something new Is that confusing

@@un1qu342 compared to the video...

I saw it🤨

Can u give the timestamp? I cant find it, you sure got good eyes

@@hsnxan4543 5:15 and 5:41.

@@hsnxan4543 and 6:23

@@junior2dn736 thank you!!

Makes sense

Haha

iS tHis fOR REaL?!

**EYES TURN RED** GRR ONLY I CAN CRY IN MORSE CODE 😡👺💀

I just finished memorizing morse code... it really isn't that hard to cry in morse!! I can decode it if I were there :D

It says help me in one of them

Triangle

Spoon duh

Banana split

Or September 27th