I love the fact he woke up and they were showing the highlights of the football game that probably got done about 6 p.m. eastern time. Funny thing is I actually remember that weekend myself cuz I was 13 and up North cabin Thanksgiving weekend with a buddy and his parents and came in the house and wa watching the same highlights
I just thought the same thing. Chilling in nyc then getting invited to an afterhours in Bergen county nj. I was already planning my route to the jewelery box🤪
Shut up pussy you think that girl was getting shit faced with some stranger at her hotel room because she didn't want to cheat? Get fucking real. "Oh my goooosh, I love my husband I caaaaaan't" said every fucking cheater in their life because they are too spineless to take responsibility for the act. Women are way smarter than that dude, you massively underestimate their social knowledge.
He’s not making this stuff up, he’s completely consists to and the stories intertwine when you listen to all of them. There’s a timeline it follows, lies don’t line up so neatly like that. Idk why people claim he lies just because he has good stories and did some crazy stuff in his day
Steven Jones, you’d have painfully less laughter in your life. I’m so glad I saw the clip of Tom Segura telling Rogan his Joey Diaz on an airplane story. I had to find out who they were talking about, and it was my initial introduction to him.
“Everybody’s scared because we buy into Greece when we young, like we have to sing to a b1tchh” that murdered me 😂😂 first time I ever heard uncle Joey say the same story. He told the Laurie jack story on the Joe Rogan podcast 😂
I tell people how wild the 80s were , even for Normal Guys , and these young kids do not believe it .. Smacking girls on the Ass at work , or going to a Party , with mostly people you work with, and there is Coke on the coffee table like its Candy or mints ..and no one cares .. getting pulled over by the NYPD , drunk as fuck ... flash you PBA card, some pleasant words to let them know you are going straight home, and within 5 seconds you are on your way , with just a warning to " take it easy , ok" try that shit today .
It’s not being an addict that’s amazing, it’s being an addict and making it out and changing your life that is amazing, because some funny as hell things happen to you when your a addict, but being to look back and reflect on them is the funny part
"Picking up girls and stealing their money" Classic Uncle Joey XD. Lee still looks like a boiled egg hit a bong btw and still sounds like a kid hiding the fact he's a chronic masturbator xD love y'all
I went to school with this kid named Dj. And this dude would hang out by the gazebo right outside the dorms, play his acoustic guitar while all the friends are drinking and everytime random chicks came to hang out he would just ask em.. “ hey let’s go back to my room and _____ “ worked everytime. Dude was a legend..
Wish I was in my 20s back then when joey was. Can't say that kind of stuff to women at bars anymore lol. Well, depends where you are but most that shit won't fly anymore
@@_JM- i wouldnt know anymore lol has been years since i have been to a club or bar to try to pick up girls lol i did good back in my days but now i dont even like the thought of trying to do that
Anybody notice how when he told joe about the color of her panties, he said to joe “ I guessed they were red and she said green close enough” he just told these guys she said they were orange..🙄
Hits close to home as I had a very similar experience when I was 18/19 when I was a bartender with a stripper who came into the bar one day 😂 I never stole off anyone but apart from that a very similar experience, and this is in 2016/2017 time 😂 people never change 😂 (btw this stripper was insane, deffo a story for the grandkids)
“You’re in my lair , it’s over now” “Nowadays u can’t have tht kind of passion in the bedroom some people would call it rape” “JURREKKA” “U kinds friends on Facebook?” Fav quotes from the ep
