PIGEONS CAN'T FLY - Hitman 2 Subscriber Contracts 

I hope Hitman 3 has a level in Scotland and Bigmooney voices all the NPCs

Bigmooney: RU-vid is a place for intellectual though! 5 seconds later: Can I put a rake in a mailbox?

Dragging an unconscious cop through that whole house trying to find a window to throw him out of, that's pure comedy gold.

You could have dumped in the manhole across from him. Also I'm pretty sure that's where the exit is (you can leave through there)

What's funny is that, he could've just used the manhole in front of the pigeon.

Bodyguard: Command! Do you read? Bigmooney: No, they don't. They prefer the movies! 19:06

Is it just me or is bigmooney06 one of the most underrated people on this website

Holy shit, that "falling guy journey" was so good, I had tears of laughter when you finally killed him and there was a ledge on the other side x)

My contract, yay, thank you so much! OH NO! I had no idea the exit I designated, the sewer exits, don't show up! All you need is a crowbar (and 2 of the targets are right near one). I am so sorry, that was entirely unintentional. It was also supposed to be the hint to throw Billy Pidgeon into one, they're easy Fall Accidents (and he is right in front of one). Thanks for putting it up anyway! I know you totally didn't have to.

bigMooney06 when complications are activated in a contract: Oh come on guys, why make it needlessly complicated? bigMooney06 *proceeds to make things needlessly complicated for himself*

That's one hell of an interesting title.

Mooney: RU-vid is for intellectuals Also Mooney: *Tries to fit a rake in a mailbox not even five seconds later*

I think Billy finally died was because it wasn't THAT fall in particular, but rather the culmination of all the stress fractures and dislocated vertebrae from the previous falls. That one was just the straw that broke the camels back.

And after all of that, I'm pretty sure the intended method for Billy Pigeon was to open the manhole in front of him and drop him into the sewers. Also, the manhole is an exit. You just need a crowbar.

Legend says 47 is still wandering around Whittleton Creek in search of an exit to this day.

You know it’s gonna be a banger vid when he says “cheers for all yer backen on patreon” Love the vids man

I'm sure the exit was just any manhole, they don't actually show up as exits until you grab a crowbar and pry them open

The manhole was how you got a "fall accident" and probably the required exit since you can use them as your exit. Next time.

Mooney unintentionally pulls a reverse "Weekend At Bernie's" dragging an unconscious body all over the place, unable to actually kill him.

I'm up to the part where he's dragging the body looking for a window. This is the most farcical situation I've ever seen. ....And then he dies from THAT fall?!

You use the crowbar to open the manhole cover and you can leave like the ninja turtles.

4:06 - "RU-vid is a place for intellectual thought." 4:10 - "Can I put this rake in the mailbox?" Don't know if this was intentional, but it was gold.

You can't rush greatness, so when it comes, you stop and sit down and enjoy.

Lmao Agent Bigmooney had problems killing the Billy The None Flying Pidgeon😂🤣 and this is the first contact I ever seen where you just flat out quit

Man that pidgeon got sent on a journey

The manhole was right there all along! You just push the guy into it!

I think you had to go down the one of the manholes with a crowbar to exit.

Theres 8 separate manholes that all count as separate unmarked exits. Only one of the eight is gonna be the exit for this mission. Bring/get a crowbar

I cry laughed watching that final elimination. Right when there was a manhole by the target 😂 unlucky Mooney but thanks for the tears of joy!

I laughed out loud when the guy died by falling approx. 10 cm onto the small roof and not from falling off of a second story straight onto hardwood floor. You should play the Pirate escalation, I think it’s called the Bartholomew Hornswoggle, if you haven’t yet. I think it would be hilarious to watch you play that.

I was doing a marathon of The Kill Everyone Challenges when I got The Notification. A Good Day, Today Has Been.

Rewatching this and you can't help but laugh at it still. Starts so well 😂

The cop running in the background at the end lmfaoooo

20:45 is the hardest I've ever laughed at a Mooney video, too good 😂

I love how he "rolllss' the R's. I really want to see a Kill Everyone vid on hitman. They are soooo funny.

Most underrated youtuber you deserve everything just keep it up ❤

“The Long and Arduous Journey of One Billy Pidgeon” That’d make for a great book title... or RU-vid video XD

I love the journey that him and pidgeon go on, it's beautiful

the exit was the manhole you were supposed to kill billy with, you open it with a crowbar and then you can dump bodies which count as fall accidents and then leave through it

This video never fails to make me cry with laughter. Arguably the perfect Mooney video! Thanks for the laughter and videos!

Nice to see you again Mr.Mooney

The manholes don't pop up as an exit possibility until you have the crowbar. Also could have dumped him down the manhole right in front of the bench he sleeps in.

You can leave via the bodydump if you use the crowbar stuck in the JCB

I first thought the exit was the paddleboat, but since it's not that it's probably the sewer exit. In addition to being able to dump bodies down the manholes, you can also exit from them.

The iinsanitious adventures of Hitman and "deadbody" Policeman Deadweight :)

7:00 A couple years ago there were a series of gas explosions from people's houses exploding in my county in the same neighborhood, all on the same day, in quick succession, and if I recall correctly there was only one fatality and it was somebody outside of the home from their chimney falling on them as they were pulling out of their driveway. Edit: Ah, found an article about it and clarified some of the details. Look up "Merrimack Valley gas explosions" if you're interested.

0:58 You have seen that. Level 1 of Divine Descendance is like that. The target can die in any method with any disguise, and Hitman 2 will omit the condition if there's no constraint is in place.

I think this contract should be canon in hitman lore Agent 47 is now stuck in Whittleton Creek

Just played this contract. Good little puzzle for sure

TO KILL BILLY AND EXIT... Find crowbar. Knock out Billy. Drag Billy to nearby manhole. Open manhole with crowbar. Drop Billy down manhole. Exit via manhole. Done!

8:42 LMAO right now hooollyy crap that was hilarious

One mans epic journey to find a window you can toss a body out of...

Guard: "Command, do you read?" bigmooney: "No, they prefer the movies"

I have never laughed this much in the span of 30 minutes before. Now my stomach hurts like f-

The final flight of Billy Pigeon was a thing of beauty. Love this game's logic.

I can only imagine the smear trail all over the neighbourhood. fecking hilarious!

I'm just sitting here crying of laughter from you taking billy for a walk

I was very confused on what the title was, but after the end, the title is so perfect.

Gravity isn't real Moony, it's all magnets in select locations.

Hey there,BigMooney. My best guess for this exit on this might have been the crowbar on the bulldozer in the road.....you can pop open the manhole nearby and exit that way. Only a guess though. Hopefully the subscriber will respond with the answer

the pigeon incident just makes me wish there was some comedy show version of hitman, where agent 47 is competent, but keeps getting wacky contracts that make no sense, and has terrible luck the entire time he's trying to complete them.

Shoving someone into water is a falling accident Pushing them in alive or unconscious

A video! amazing timing and always such a blessing! Tyyyyyy

This is a story of two brothers and their struggle to find a place to die. An honorable story, indeed.

I particularly love "let's knock her out with the fish. Oh, no melee items? Better use the Striker".

Love how Mooney follows through with the accident kill even though it's OPTIONAL

The title shocked me. Of course pigeons can't fly!

"A ME RI HI I CA!" I know that song!

Typical Bigmooney to ask "Body dump? I can't leave that way, can I?" and not even try it.

The fact that he even looked at the manhole 🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️😂😂

Love the new intro 1:52 technically, his name is caretaker, not caregiver, so the joke was reversed.

21:03 😂😂😂😂💀💀💀💀 I’m laughing so hard you’re the best RU-vidr 😂😂😂

Legend says Hitman still roams the streets of Whittleton Creek.

This is actually one of my favorite videos now

I kept yelling through him down the sewer grates. But I guess it was worth all the frustration after seeing 13:46

One of your funniest hitman videos you have made I am crying with laughter So so so brilliant

Rumour has it there is still one pissed off 47, Running around Whittleton Creek screaming where's the fucking exit where's the fucking exit

BigMooney!!!!! I CHALLENGE YOU!!! The “Kill Everyone Challenge” on either Whittleton Creek, Miami, or Bangkok. The only thing is, no killing guards 😈 DO YOU ACCEPT??

Billy Pigeon: the true undying

This contract was just a roller coaster

Another great video by BigMooney06!. I always look forward to them.

Before I watched, I thought the title was a Fawlty Tower reference.

This one was particularly funny. A good choice to go a bit more casual regarding SA but still trying in earnest to complete the objectives.

For the first contract Start: in ur suit Load out: sieker1, lethal syringe, ica titanium crowbar Smuggle a pistol: in the park Go to the target in the park and shoot him with the sieker1 Pick up ur pistol He will be sick and go behind the shed and to the trash can do the pistol elimination Go to the target that is sleeping Use crowbar to open the man dump and dump the guy in (it counts as fall accident) Find a propane flask (it should be in one of the garages) Go to the target that is talking with the gardener and shoot him with sieker1 Follow the poisoned target and kill him Go to the guy that is standing next to the doctor throwing breadcrumbs at the birds Poison him with syringe Follow the candidate guy (his guard is ur next target) Wait for him to be near a house and lure them away And kill Bobby :)

You were supposed to lick the acid frog on the grill at the party and leave through the clouds

So freaking hilarious as usual. Thank you bigMooney06 for always bringing laughter to my day.

23:00 We need another contract about the silent hill guy.

Best channel on RU-vid

Fly billy FLY. how did that kill him seriously? loved this video man. that was a ride full of laughter.

Best part of the week right here

I laughed so hard when the tiny fall finally killed Billy.

I just found your content a few weeks ago you so entertaining:D you inspired me to upload hitman content:D

Really enjoy the editing!!

Honestly love these where he just wings it

The fall that finally killed Billy Pidgeon broke me

I found this kinda painful as you can open the manhole cover with a crowbar and dump the target down it.

I love you videos. Your accent makes it so much funnier to watch

Feck this one made me laugh a lot.

Nice. Evening saved. Cheers, mate!

Great video, sir. Thanks!