How to quietly transport an 8ft sword - Hitman 3 Subscriber Contracts

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Agent 47 gets called back to Italy to carry out a hit for the New Haven Mob aswell as Mendoza, Argentina, where he carries an 8ft Sword around trying to awkwardly (and frustratingly) kill the Chief Winemaker of the Mendoza Vineyard. I hope you guys enjoy!
Contracts were provided by members of my Patreon page (more will be coming next week) if you want to get involved and play the contracts beforehand or (submit your own) you can find them there - / bigmooney
Thank you to everyone who sent contracts in. :)
Twitter! - / bigmooney06
Music Provided by : RU-vid Music Library
All music used is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution license (creativecommons.org/licenses/...)
Intro real-life "Sapienza" footage used - • Camogli, Genoa, Liguri... , • Seaside Town
Music used in intro - Italian Village Music and Dance - Strina Calabrese (freemusicarchive.org/music/It...)
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@bigMooney06 2 года назад

The original upload for this video is still processing 24 hours later, wow. I've never seen RU-vid's processing be as shitty as that. Btw, I say at the end there'll be a new video on Friday, which is of course today, but I'm going to hold off on releasing that until tomorrow to give this video a little time to breathe. If you upload 2 videos too closely to each other it can have a negative impact, I hope you understand. It gives me more time to work on something else for Monday to get next week off to a good start hopefully. 😀

@Masada1911 2 года назад

Work at your own pace Mooney, no rush. Always glad to see your stuff.

@ShadowSolacer 2 года назад

This was absolute perfection. I always feel so mich better when the best accent on the youtubes returns

@cesariojpn 2 года назад

Understandable.

@TheIrishGamerGuy 2 года назад

Sounds good 👍

@connorlambert8916 2 года назад

Mooney do you know you can use a briefcase and emetic remote thing and take it out put it back it so it beeps then you can stand next to vineyard guy and set it off in the brief case 😎✌🏽

@EdwardNavu 2 года назад

I swear that BigMooney never runs out of new ways to tell a story. He has perfectly integrated his storytelling skill into his video editing.

@artificialparanoia 2 года назад

Hey Mooney! I'm the guy who made the very, very frustrating contract involving the broadsword and I wanted to pop by and say that I absolutely love your content! If it makes you feel any better I did the entire contract the hard way (no suitcase, no extra broadsword, etc.) and did not intend for the winemaker to be that stupid. He usually hangs around the grape fields and usually doesn't just stand there like a deaf moron, lol. Though your frustration was extremely entertaining and I am glad to have achieved even a sliver of Mallory Misfortune level quality :P But yeah. Thank you for suffering for our entertainment and for being one of the most refreshing content creators on the platform. Maybe next time I'll even make an actually fun contract! With even more convoluted hoops for you to jump through!

@djhutchison 2 года назад

Is this contract still active?

@georgekostaras 2 года назад

The Italian hands at the start killed me with laughter.

@bigMooney06 2 года назад

Finally! I've been trying to get this video to process all day. Had to resort to re-uploading the whole thing. Original is still stuck on processing even now and this re-upload took a few hours to process itself. 😠

@seanquek3231 2 года назад

Mafia 3?

@bigMooney06 2 года назад

@@seanquek3231 Mate, not now. C'mon.

@seanquek3231 2 года назад

@@bigMooney06 Just asking

@mrrollfist 2 года назад

@@bigMooney06 There's always that one guy in the comments that asks obnoxious questions right after you upload something.

@RepostCollection 2 года назад

That's just RU-vid for ya 🤷‍♂️

@celestial_jesse4691 2 года назад

Forget being a hitman, 47 could become a magician with his broadsword in a briefcase act

@KegOfMeat 2 года назад

I didn’t realize Vargas was such a pain in the ass to get by himself. Also always laugh when Mooney realizes that he’s killed the target while wearing the wrong disguise.

@nathanfiala3719 2 года назад

I just started and I can't stop laughing, Jesus Mooney you can start a video. Loving this video today

@BlackScreenProductions125 2 года назад

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@carrionstorm736 Год назад

🤌🤌🤌🤌🤌 fucking legendary

@RelinquishedSoul 2 года назад

Well done on not getting so frustrated that this turn into a kill everyone challenge with the broadsword! Props. Was surprised the wine maker didn't change location at all, usually he goes into the orchard and is much easier to isolate.

@logarhythmic6859 2 года назад

I think you need to walk past Corvo Black and/or do something else to trigger the start of the wine tour.

@akashajones6079 Год назад

@@logarhythmic6859 You shouldn't need to. Standing near the winemaker should trigger the phone call he gets about doing the tour, then he should move.

@slickx82 2 года назад

Me waiting patiently for Mooney to discover you can put a broadsword in a briefcase… worth the wait lol

@jamdodger6775 2 года назад

Not to mention that you can take a Broadsword into the level (you unlock it at mastery level 15 or 16 on Isle of Sgail if I remember right), so he could start a lot closer to the first target. Still funny watching Mooney play it the hard way though lol

@MSte21 2 года назад

Hitman logic. Broadswords fit fine in a briefcase, but not battleaxes...

@gamingdemon12 2 года назад

36:45

@FailcopterWes 2 года назад

The super speedy Sapienza run might have been starting near the street performer, poisoning him and setting up an explosive where he'll go to throw up, then killing everyone else quickly and waiting by an exit for the explosion to happen so you can leave before people find the body. Only way I can think it would work. In any case, great video. I didn't realise how much I missed the mafioso voices until that mission briefing started.

@PinataFreaks 2 года назад

Either that or they used a propane tank or something to make the explosion an accident

@meinkungfu 2 года назад

@@PinataFreaks that wouldn't work, the kill was specified as "explosive device", accidental explosions don't count. it is much more likely that they used the breaching charge, which is silent. at least thats what I did on my run

@ed_vilon668 2 года назад

@@meinkungfu I just tried the breaching charge. Put it on his face...or his face on the charge. Didn't kill him. Had to go wait by the exit before setting off a C4.

@meinkungfu 2 года назад

@@ed_vilon668 i put it under his feet as he was throwing up, worked perfectly fine. also put a breaching charge under the kitchen radio to kill chef marcello with no issues

@MSte21 2 года назад

I was thinking the same. Also, the waiter guy comes into the kitchen eventually, so if you start near the performer, there's a chance that by the time you get up to the kitchen, he'll be there.

@Adrian-dl9nb 2 года назад

Mooney finding out he could've used a briefcase is almost as funny as him forgeting the objectives/conditions twice

@largezo7567 2 года назад

I love how you pronounce the Italian names. One rarely hears the "genuinely fake foreigner"-dialect anymore! It's a treat!

@jkmorbo 2 года назад

That wine guy must've been tripping balls seeing the briefcase appear through the window over and over again.

@DonaldD02 2 года назад

I like the intro to the first one, making it like a real phone call, and I bet 47 never took a contract from a GRAPE before. The mod that makes everyone have a weapon would be interesting on a large map, say Marrakesh or Mumbai on 'Master Mode'

@lord_senuyt3318 2 года назад

Not so much as everyone has a gun mod as everyone believes in the American dream mod

@thebaronlouis8619 2 года назад

If I had to guess how they did the first mission so fast, it'd be this. Sieker pistol, Lethal poison syringe, breaching charge in starting loadout -Shoot the clown from the window with the Sieker. Might take a couple tries but you do have 2 shots. -Knife the cooks -Poison syringe the waiter -Go downstairs, plant the breaching charge on the wall in front of clown's face -Blow it up as you near the exit, minimizing chance of someone seeing the body through the tiny window.

@Jonah_B 2 года назад

0:57 My great grandma was italian so i can confirm you nailed the accent

@megabsupreme 2 года назад

If you change the word "guy" to "girl", Agent 47 trying to get the winemaker target's attention is every loser that ever hit on me in a club. "Hey girl! Girl! Girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl!" while trying to dance too close. Seriously, some were even dressed the same. Thanks Mooney for helping me relive my clubbing days.

@HeinerGunnar 2 года назад

Who the fuck wears a Hoodie and a long coat to a club?

@megabsupreme 2 года назад

@@HeinerGunnar The outfit I've seen more without the coat, but the hoodie is definitely something I've seen. The behavior is more the memory spark though than the clothes. 🤣🤣

@Optimusj1975 2 года назад

That introduction... was like beinng at a family reunion at my childhood again. Everyone around great-grandma Maria Roselli Lutti. "Vecchiaia cana" she used to say.

@finnkooijman3909 2 года назад

Hitman trick: npc’s can’t hear loud gunshots if there’s 2 walls between you and the npc. I think this goes for explosions as well

@SilentT619 2 года назад

7:40 When I did the initial run through to set it up; that house staff guy was in the kitchen having a conversation with the chef, which was where I first marked him. It appears that Notex_ was lucky enough to catch him there, that's the only thing I can think of that would cut the time down so drastically. I made two playthroughs since creating it and haven't seen him there since, and now that I think of it, I don't recall seeing him in there most other times I've run through, he's almost always in that dining room/hallway or the patio area just outside. I might give it another bash just to see if I can at least reclaim my spot in second place, but in the meantime thank you and I'm glad you were able to feature it on your channel and work your creative magic to make that amazing intro. Cheers mate.

@meinkungfu 2 года назад

think he eventually goes there to insult the chef, but it takes a while. i just did the contract in 1:53 and had to run all the way to the dining room to kill his ass

@NotexHM 2 года назад

I distracted the lady he talks to and then I distract him into the room next to the him. I do have a video of my strat but someone else has beaten it now anyways lmao.

@loptseldr 29 дней назад

21:21 XD Dianna watching like "Wtf are you doing 47, you need theropy."

@Jay-ql4gp 2 года назад

I don't know why they call a zweihander a broadsword. But I wonder why you can hide a six foot sword in a briefcase and not an axe even more.

@MrZaranthan 2 года назад

Same reason you can stand in front of a guard, throw said briefcase behind him, get frisked by him, walk by and pick it back up.

@Shino2288 2 года назад

Top-notch editing and commentary with the hilarious gameplay, loving it! And to the subscribers who made these contracts, you have our thanks for this mayhem 😆 The mission briefings had me dying of laughter.

@pdughi 2 года назад

The two biggest highs in these videos are : 1. When he get so frustrated he can't speak intelligibly 2. The triumph when he beats it anyway and then still spends the extra time cursing 'em out.

@mrstev3730 2 года назад

“No no no, honk honk” 🤣made me laugh , Jesus Christ on a bike 🤣

@MechE_Emma 2 года назад

Insert massive broadsword that's at least 5 feet in length into a briefcase that's about 12 inches... I had an idea in the beginning that maybe you could use the briefcase, but logic was like, "nah, that won't work!" It WORKS!?

@nathanthorpe955 2 года назад

Every time I have a bad day I watch one of your videos and feel much better thanks for the entertainment

@rowanfynn4574 2 года назад

I was looking for a way to transport large swords. Thanks for the tutorial!

@joshuaflint9132 Год назад

Put this on in the background and forgot for a second this wasn’t a kill everyone challenge, caught myself thinking “Mooney’s a bit restrained here trying to hide that guard’s body!”

@Jimmy_147 2 года назад

I’ve been watching since the first kill everyone challenge! It’s incredible how the quality got better and the humor is still as good as in the beginning! Love every video, whatever you do! Thanks for the laughs!

@siechamontillado 2 года назад

Umberto's family name translates to 'All of the magazines, like all of them, a mega amount of them, a metric f---k ton, if you will."

@MrBosch3 2 года назад

Agent 47 subsists entirely on a diet of eggs and chips.

@jeffreyrichards153 2 года назад

Despite the many complications and setbacks, I absolutely LOVED this episode. I was literally on the edge of my seat as you fought to distract the Chief Winemaker. Can't wait to see what's next. 😃

@corbingray9330 2 года назад

Pls do more of these! Even if they arent subscribers, the community contracts make for some very funny moments imo, definitely look forward to more!

@rewto5131 2 года назад

The fact hitman allows you to put propane tanks in a briefcase or a full fledged assault rifle in a briefcase. Broadsword, not surprised

@jahimuddin2306 2 года назад

You can rifles apart so that one makes sense.

@dragondemon5181 2 года назад

Ahhh cool the subscriber contracts again. I hope you never stop making videos love you my mate!

@DominikFerencik 2 года назад

- watch intro - laugh - drop a like - continue with watching

@Fullonnoob 2 года назад

33:16 actually tripped me out, been watching too much dankpods

@oldmanpence4803 2 года назад

It’s always a good day when there’s a new video from bigmooney!

@lm9029 2 года назад

24:28 *in praying stance* "Ok i calmed down" I love Bateson but i think Mooney is a way better VA for 47

@ShadowSolacer 2 года назад

Absolutely amazing content, I always feel better when the best accent on the interwebs returns

@ninjaamber 2 года назад

This video was amazing, loved the editing in the beginning! I definitely need to create some Contracts! Been meaning to but school's kept me busy. Hope you've had a good day Mooney! :D

@RandomMadLad 2 года назад

BigMooney Never fails to deliver

@christianramirez7979 2 года назад

Love your content bigmooney 💯💯💯

@Little_Toy_Soldier 2 года назад

Instantly reminded me of your Mafia II game play and was hoping you'd mention it. BUT, I've watched your videos from beginning to end, everyone I could get my hands on and watched ALL of your hitman stuff, Thank you for HOURS of laughes man.

@mduartay 2 года назад

While the score may not have been the highest in the first contract, at least Mooney can take solace in the fact that he beat Marc Laidlaw, former Valve writer and developer

@tcgproductions683 2 года назад

Just watched a brilliant film at the cinema and now I’ve come to watch this gem! Thanks Mooney!

@RavelLopez 2 года назад

Dang! Straight out the gate with some new tricks! I love it

@stevenjacob1983 2 года назад

Yes. We all knew Mooney lol. You can also unlock it and bring it into the level.. and right by the freezer door is a hackable entrance.. love you man!

@Eqlyzer2K 2 года назад

Yet another great video, I've been hoping for a new subscriber contracts video since there's only been 1 on Hitman 3, my personal favorite hitman RU-vidr for sure and definitely in my top favorite RU-vidrs of all time

@wheelman1324 2 года назад

There’s something about Scotsman that make me happy

@Willoajsjs 2 года назад

Pressing that bell icon paid off. Been waiting for a new video. 👍 btw where are the SASO Hitman 3 videos mane?!

@chriswright7259 2 года назад

This just made my Friday. Can't wait to get home this afternoon and watch.

@toddhorton2882 2 года назад

ah yes...he was killed by a gas accident while the room around him remained undamaged in just look at his corpse so perfectly positioned into this container, explosion must've even put the lid back on right next to this door of a random citizen without any records of previous files about living in the area agent 47 reads the article agent 47 smiles i pictured hitman mythology as talking animals, any object, person or thing can give out a contract as well signed the grapes

@anmolnarayan4189 2 года назад

Hey bigmooney I completed all your subscriber contracts videos yesterday, they were amazing with your Scottish accent, keep making more videos pal.

@ViperPilot16 2 года назад

That broadsword contract was like the Ninja one in Hikideo lol. Always love the content Big Mooney.

@msfs19941 2 года назад

I haven't watched any of your videos in a while (don't know why) and this was a fantastic one to come back to 😂 brb, off on a BigMooney binge

@andrewbass1985 2 года назад

It's one of those Collapsible broadswords fits in any briefcase😄

@ChibiPanda8888 3 месяца назад

So handy!

@basvanheumen4231 2 года назад

I like the fact that you kept trying, despite the game's best efforts to stop you. A briefcase might've helped transport the sword, but then you still had to deal with the immovable Winemaker.

@tyrannicpuppy 2 года назад

The sequence of repeated body checks in the tweaker rave hoody was a sublime costume choice.

@ameeba37 2 года назад

Broadsword in a briefcase is one of my favorite starting loadouts lol. I think it's an Isle of Sgail unlock.

@WhiteMambalmao 2 года назад

intro is god tier

@Swissswoosher 2 года назад

41:55 minutes of BigMooney proving the ridiculousness of Hitman AI logic.

@bulinaestecaine 2 года назад

7:36 I'm the 4th guy in the leaderboard! denisboss0899, Thanks for featuring me, Mooney :)

@dezrons5679 2 года назад

the wet suit opens up another exit on that map, you can dive into the pool the two guards are looking at.'

@codyyauger 2 года назад

I love the video bigmooney06 keep up the good work my Friend :)

@meepXmeept 2 года назад

The suitcase holds lots of surprises

@darkcarnival68 2 года назад

Briefcase, Mooney. Briefcase.

@Moredread25 2 года назад

I'm very impressed you stuck to the stipulations.

@Radioactive183 2 года назад

Great video mate. Funny as hell.

@saxyentertainmentwithstans8915 2 года назад

21:27 "guy - guy - guy - yo - guy"🤣

@andrewracing6612 2 года назад

I really loved the GTA3/ Mafia style accent phone call. Reminds me of those hilarious Fallout 4 terminal reads

@RainStreet7129 2 года назад

This was an Fantastic Gameplay.

@The_Wolf74 2 года назад

I wished IO fixed the Elusive Arcade by changing it to like a series of targets without insta-fail stipulations which force you to play the game the way it demands you to.

@dapperwalrus1397 Год назад

found your channel by accident and am loving it

@michaelyobs4448 2 года назад

Every time I get a notification for one of bigMooney06's videos I know my days complete lol

@yikelu 9 месяцев назад

I did the Kotti Paradigm which is a bunch of kills on Paris with the Battle Axe. First time was a couple of years ago, had no idea you could hide the axe in the briefcase. Did it again recently and discovered that you could conceal it. So I figured that you'd be able to conceal the Broadsword lol.

@walnzell9328 2 года назад

The Revenge of the Grapes could've been called The Grapes of Wrath. Missed opportunity.

@mateuszwalicki497 2 года назад

What a fancy intro. Love it!

@jiwik731 2 года назад

15:35 He took the scenic route. :D

@valdoras10-11 2 года назад

We love it when the legend returns.

@PapaFreakinSmurf 2 года назад

BigMooney is much funnier than me when expressing frustration. Good stuff. XD

@sirnewbs9115 2 года назад

Worth the wait, top drawer

@MrMBinder 2 года назад

The intro had me in stitches, hot damn.

@crazyfangirl12 2 года назад

Omg the Italian hands 😂 Love you, man,

@oddpoppetesq.3467 2 года назад

14:45 "Broad Sword, IS calling Danny boi"

@funkejosh4850 2 года назад

You know the old saying: A mooney a day keeps 47 awayyyy Dang I wished you would upload more because i just love your vids m8. But the rarity makes them so special

@Cartoonishly 2 года назад

subscriber contracts are back heck yes. brilliant title too lmao

@paddy8088 2 года назад

Absolutely brilliant! I'd have smashed the controller - had me in stitches!

@jahimuddin2306 9 месяцев назад

After rewatching with more Hitman experience, he probably used the Seiker and a gas device.

@LogicAndCompassion 8 месяцев назад

"He too both! BOTH MY FUCKIN COINS!! ...unbelievable." Lol.

@kenfrog03 2 года назад

Omg those 🤌🤌🤌 so good!

@mattford9140 2 года назад

This is masterful

@cupidstunt22 2 года назад

No notification from RU-vid for this upload. Nearly missed it

@RandomMousee 2 года назад

3:34 "That CAN be arranged" (picks up a can)

@homer23422000 Год назад

Mooney, I'm still a noob at Hitman, and I'm not 100% sure since I just started playing the trilogy 2 months or so ago, but the developers made the sound profile of the coin travel much longer than the metal tools like the crowbar and the wrench, either because players may not need to pick those up for some runs, or because we have coins as distractions, and if they're not the best, they're relatively useless. I noticed that they also don't give us a crowbar as a tool for our loadout, yet they do give us a hammer, easily the worst tool in the game since you can't rig anything with it.

@cate01a 2 года назад

them being deaf might be that they see you fucking about and dropping shit in front of them so they dismiss you - atleast that's what I've learnt in my experience: theyre only interested in shit you drop if they cant see you