5:20 -5:47: Pintel: You're pulling too fast. Ragetti: You're pulling too slow. We don't want the Kraken to catch us. Pintel: I'm saving me strength for when it comes. and I don't think it's Krack-en, anyways. Always heard it said Kray-ken. Ragetti: What? With a long A? Pintel: Uh-huh. Ragetti: Na-na-na-na, Krock-en's how it's pronounced in the original Scandinavian, and Krack-en's closer to that." Pintel: Well we ain't original Scandinavians, are we? Kray-ken." Ragetti: It's a mythological creature, I can calls it what I wants!"
While I do actually enjoy the last two Pirates movies, I have to say, my enjoyment and overall score would shoot up exponentially if they stuck around. Probably some of my favorite comic relief characters in any movie ever.
You know the crazy thing is that they actually are intelligent, it's just that they lack a certain amount of awareness of themselves so they seem like idiots. If instead of pirates they were actually educated and brought into something like managing a shop or some sort of clerical task, they'd probably be quite successful.