Pizza Cocktails with John and Hank! 

"Hank, get ahold of yourself, for gods sake." Lmao XD

Take a shot every time John explains that they don’t have strawberry hill and are instead using mikes hard strawberry lemonade

John being all big-brotherish with Hank as he gets tipsier and tipsier is the best thing ever.

**crosses fingers for a hankschannel outtakes video for this**

For a second I was really scared when Hank was falling face forward, but then he bit the peep and all was well.

Mildly inebriated Hank is best Hank.

This video is seven months old, I KNOW! Butttt I turned earlier 21 this month and a long time ago (in my teens) I promised myself that the first alcoholic drink I would buy was Strawberry Hill and here we are! I’m drunk on $3.52 wine that tastes like strawberry and rubbing alcoholic with a hint of regret. I found this video specifically to make this comment. Hey John and Hank, because of course you’ll notice this comment on your old video. Hope your days went well. Happy me celebrating Looking For Alaska and being 21 day! Thanks for reading, like, comment, and subscribe.

My favorite line by John green "peeps don't have flavors, just shapes."

I need approximately 100 more videos where you guys ingest alcohol. 3:36 should be persuasive enough.

I feel like that "Hank, get a hold of yourself" was so genuine, and also not the first time he's had to tell him thay while drinking together 😂

What's the cocktail name for a blended happy meal?

Well we now know who's the lightweight :D

I love how Hank's getting toasted, and John's just takin' it like a champ.

"Hank, get ahold of yourself" 😂😂😂😂

So I guess we know who holds their liquor better now, John. Can't say im surprised lolol

Lmao Hank handles booze the same way I handle vlogbrothers uploads

Hank is such a lightweight omg

John trying not to giggle when telling Hank to get it together. Iconic.

Drunk Green brothers are amazing, why has this been kept from me!??

"excuse me while i pour myself another one" HANK what are you doing with that peep loving the pizza-kun shirt btw this is incredible i love it 10/10 would try

2:14 Here we see demonstrated the two universal reactions to taking a bad shot. I am definitely a Hank, but I have so much respect for Johns.

I love how you can clearly see Hank being tipsy, but as soon as he starts talking facts - difining vodka etc - he's all sober sudenly. Science is science! :)

Gosh pizzamas is always the best

The way Hank ate the Peep at the end made me wonder how Kurt the Punk Rock Nerdfighter is doing...you guys should reconnect with him haha

Theres literally (or figuratively? Sorry Im german) a whole section in the Wikipedia about the Vodka story being a myth. "Vodka myth: A very popular Russian story is that it was Mendeleev who came up with the 40% standard strength of vodka in 1894, after having been appointed Director of the Bureau of Weights and Measures with the assignment to formulate new state standards for the production of vodka. This story has, for instance, been used in marketing claims by the Russian Standard vodka brand that, "In 1894, Dmitri Mendeleev, the greatest scientist in all Russia, received the decree to set the Imperial quality standard for Russian vodka and the 'Russian Standard' was born",[53] or that the vodka is "compliant with the highest quality of Russian vodka approved by the royal government commission headed by Mendeleev in 1894."[54] While it is true that Mendeleev in 1892 became head of the Archive of Weights and Measures in Saint Petersburg, and evolved it into a government bureau the following year, that institution was never involved in setting any production quality standards, but was issued with standardising Russian trade weights and measuring instruments. Furthermore, the 40% standard strength was already introduced by the Russian government in 1843, when Mendeleev was nine years old.[54] The basis for the whole story is a popular myth that Mendeleev's 1865 doctoral dissertation "A Discourse on the combination of alcohol and water" contained a statement that 38% is the ideal strength of vodka, and that this number was later rounded to 40% to simplify the calculation of alcohol tax. However, Mendeleev's dissertation was about alcohol concentrations over 70% and he never wrote anything about vodka.[54][55]"

Love the phrase “You’re the reason we’re in this problem.” PS. I think you need to do this again but as a Dear Hank and John Podcast. PPS. I died laughing watching John judging Hank before telling him to get a hold of himself....

“Hank... get a hold of yourself for God’s sakes”

I didn't think they were actually going to follow through on this one, but I'm so glad they did. Watching them consume and enjoy vlogbrother-themed drinks out of pizza-mass themed shot glasses DURING pizza-mass was an extra present itself.

I'm getting all vlogbrothers reunion videos in the home section and I'm here for it

2:26 Willis carrier invented the air conditioner but I'm not sure what that has to do with anything

*Tuataria-Pizzamashunt 4* Letter:8s- I personally think the Pizzajohn-Shot Glass is an excellent Pizzamas merch item. Though there are so many amazing items with Pizzajohn's face on it. I really couldn't tell what one's my favorite. All those glorious pieces of art should have their own museum.

Drunk hank is the very best

CONGRATS TO SAID COCKTAIL WINNER

I think I need to make my whole wardrobe Pizza John.

I was having a rough day and I was thinking how I wished it was Friday for a Vlogbrother's video. Then I remembered it was Pizzamas and there was a video today! Thank you guys for your great videos, they never fail to make me feel a bit better. :)

I don't drink so I'll take your word on the deliciousness of these drinks lol. They sound impressive, though!

Oh wow I'm here early. P.S. Drunk Hank is best Hank. I'd love to see more drunk Hank and John during P4A. Maybe a drunk Dear Hank and John episode as a P4A perk???

i was lucky enough to be in the SF show to hear stories of the aftermath of this much alcohol consumption

Top 10 Italian Dishes

Hank at the end of the video is one of my favorite things.

Hank spitting out his drink made me spit out my own drink from laughing

I was really hoping they'd slap a mustache on the bottom of a cup after my suggestion. Sad day, but happy pizzamas! Thanks for the videos guys :)

If I'm old enough to drink but don't like the taste of alcohol, can I still use the pizza John glass for Coke??

2:38 "I feel like I'm flying like a G6." Oh, drunk hank is the BEST HANK!!!!!

I read Turtles All The Way Down in a day. I loved it so much. You’re my favorite writer John

I really love how happy John is recently. I feel like he was super stressed out these past few months but now that turtles is out he’s relaxing a lil :))

So Hank handles alcohol about as well as he handles caffeine?

This video brought me so much joy. It felt so good to see all the suggestions from old school vlogbrothers fans who have been there since the beginning.

John: Here's to the species continuing to 2018 🥂 2020:

"...and I'll see you tomorrow." And also right now. I had to add the "right now". It's my favorite part. It's SO cute!

The next video better be explaining that inside joke, lol

giggle Hank is probably the cutest thing ever. Also, John being THE older brother really got me.

Hey! Longtime nerdfighter! Loving pizzamas!

You know, I'm with you, john. I too, am jealous of Hank's complete confidence in SO MANY THINGS.

3:19 This is what naive self-published authors say about their books.

I love that they have inside jokes, not just nerdfighteria jokes, but real inside jokes between them. It shows how good friends they are

I really desperately want to know about Willis Carrier now.

Pizzamus + tour produces some of the best videos, feels a lot like brotherhood 2.0. With the editing and the improve and the alcohol. Makes me super happy! Y’all have fun and don’t die of sleep deprivation!

2:33 WISCONSIN! Me on the daily

Just saw y'all in pleasanton, thank you so much for getting out here. It means a whole lot to a whole lot of people and I'm so glad I got to be there. 💖❤️💖❤️

Another old school vlogbrothers reference: not having strawberry hill and replacing it with something that tastes better.

I've been anxious and unable to fall asleep so I came here and watched some pizzamas and now I feel happy and loved and in general much better. Thank you nerd fighters and thank you vlogbrothers

John objectively can’t eat string cheese.

Ive been watching this channel for ten years. And I can confidently say that this is my favorite vlogbrothers of all time.

God, I've missed the old vlog-banter content. Bring on the weirdness!

Drunk Hank is fun'ner than regular Hank?!? And finally.. someone who can get drunk on lesser alcohol than I would!

This video was literally uploaded a minute ago and you already have 60 likes! The internet is crazy!

Instantly putting this on my list of videos to cheer myself up with. You guys are so cute when you do co-videos. This was so happy and nice. Thank you.

IT'S TIME FOR ANOTHER QUADRAGOCON

I'm pretty sure THIS is my most favorite Vlogbrother video EVAR! Reminds me of my friends and family and our adventurous approach to food, drinks, and fun!

too bad i'm too young to drink or else i would've enjoyed this video more

Part of me was surprised to see that there were only 4 drinks. But wow, looks interesting. Love the cat peep that sat on top of the bottle for a bit.

tipsy brothers are tipsy

This is one of my favorite videos in a long time. The fun-just-because videos have been lacking as of late.

Good job forgetting you shot glass hank

I'm honestly really excited to see what the Nerdfighteria poll this year looks like. It definitely seems like Nerdfighteria is getting older, but it'll be interesting to see just how much older it is becoming

No views, three comments? I think RU-vid's also had too many pizza shots.

I'm pleased that this is a video that exists in the world. Like, the VB and Nerdfighteria audience has grown up enough where this is a thing. John and Hank are two guys with whom I would very much like to have a drink.

YAY for grown ups who drink grown up drinks!!!!!

3:36 that is the smile of a man who got his little brother drunk knowing full well it'd be hilarious to watch.

My stomach hurts watching this.

All the shots were John's favourite drink of the night

OMG YES ALSO JOHN I AM GOING TO YOUR SHOW TODAY I AM SO SO SO SO EXCITED

I’m so glad you guys actually did this! This makes me so happy

No slobber peas?!?!

Pizzamas is really here!!!! I'm so excited!!!

First? Alas, no. Third though. I am okay with that. It was also great to see John and Hank get increasingly tipsy as the video went on

I think John looking at the camera and going "Hank. Get a hold of yourself for God's sakes" will be one of my favourite reunion video moments ever. I laugh out loud every single time! poor lightweight hank (i see what you were going for though!)

NOTE: this audience contains people doing people things

me coming back to this and realizing it was filmed like two days after i saw them in person :o

Holy God, this is one of the best videos you guys have done. Some of that old school vlog brothers charm.

You know it's a good vlogbrothers video when you watch the whole thing with a giant smile on your face

i legitimately literally laughed out loud at hank spilling "strawberry hill" on himself with a mouthful of peep. Thanks for making my day better in an unintentional way

Just paused my own vlog edit to watch you guys drink pizza booze. Worth it.

I didn't know it until now but my whole life has been leading up to the moment I get to see John and Hank drinking cocktails. Now I am complete

I haven't been this early in so long! A video with John and Hank together drinking? Such beauty. Thank you for brightening my day! Pizzamas could not have come at a better time :)

Thanks for the great show in SF last night. I was in the audience and I loved every bit of it, especially the silence during Sweet Caroline :3

Pizzamas videos are just so so good, this is the quality content I love

Saw you both tonight, thank you so much for a wonderful show!!!

Ok I think all future reunions must feature this genre of video. I love seeing the two of you tipsy together.