Plank Of The Week with Mike Graham | 09-June-23 

Who is this week's biggest plank - Holly Willoughby or Prince Harry?

Let's show our admiration to the UK press, for being able to hack a phone of Prince Harry, two years before he actually owned one.

JK Rowling does not deserve the hate she's getting at all. I take my hat off to her for standing up for women, very few prominent figures has had the guts.

Kevin and Mike an unbeatable combination...

Harry with his "Privacy Tour" has to be "Plank of the week!" !!! 😅😅😅

Thanks for adding Jacinda. As a New Zealander & a Royalist, I'm disgusted she took the honours! She's a bloody republican, it's a disgrace. She's been our worst PM ever!

Yes Harry is plank of the week, thank you.

In NYC, I have heard immigrants who have been in the city for the past 25 years. Some are pissed off at migrants coming in demanding for accommodation. My neighbors said they worked hard to get documented and build up their businesses and lives while these incomers want credit cards and free phones not to mention accommodation. It's just baffling tax payers not to mention homeless people already here being tossed out to make room for what? People are kind and realistic, life is tough...but enough is enough.

Grown to love Irish Kevin. Watch your blood pressure Kev!

The fact that that revolting woman Ardene has been given a dame hood makes my blood boil. What she did to New Zealanders was disgraceful. And the fact that she is a left wing republican just makes it even worse. Spoilt my week that did.

I couldn't believe my ears when,in court, Harry was asked about his evidence and he admitted that he didn't have any then incredulously he said " that's why I'm here " he thought that if he came to court then he would find some evidence!!! seriously?? surly no one is that stupid!!!! He honestly didn't know that you are meant to find the evidence to back up you're case and present it in court to the judge... he thought he could Go to court with nothing but his suspicions and his opinion and mgn would say that's good enough for us we will give you all the evidence you need so you can use it against us!! what absolute moron!!! his family must despair of him and I can't imagine how embarrassing this is for them!! I remember years ago Diana saying she was worried about Harry because he wasn't just not as bright as some others but there is something not right with him and worried about wether he could look after himself when he grew up.... well for a start he still hasn't grown up and she was spot on about his level of intelligence!; the RF protected and looked after him and when he left they knew what was going to happen. The trouble is that even if they staged an intervention people dislike him so much now he will never be accepted back again because of the traitorous things he has said and done to this country

The audacity and self importance of these MP's is beyond belief. Imagine hiring a private boat to travel to an island when there's a ferry service available. Travelling to Aberdeen by train and ordering her driver to go there in the ministerial car simultaneously is the ultimate hypocrisy.

Caroline McCall talking about safeguarding is like Meghan Markle talking the truth.

Love you Mike you always make me laugh you say what most people 🤔 think.

ITV: the station that once produced groundbreaking, genre-defining programmes, such as 'The World at War', 'Brideshead Revisited', 'World in Action', 'The Sweeney' and 'George and Mildred' is now reduced to brawling in the gutter like a drunken loser

Thank you - I was horrified when Jacinda Arden was made a Dame. You said everything I thought and felt, as a New Zealander I am angry and disgusted in giving an honor to a person guilty of human rights violations. The NZ Labour Government has shamed this country, I can only hope history records her as the worst and most corrupt Prime Minister we have ever had.

The CoUNT of Monte Cito should be Plank of the Week every week

Rather hug a hungry grizzly bear than an pride person, as a veteran its disgusting they get a month when veterans who did more for the country get 1 day

While the Plank of the Week award is renewed every seven days and there are clearly many worthy recipients, I think some sort of permanent, ongoing one should be awarded to none other than Prince Harry. Over and above everyone you can think of, he deserves this!

I just love Kevin

Love this show ❤️ from 🇺🇲. Mike and Kevin are the absolute best....

I just watched this show for the first time in 🇺🇸 It was entertaining and fun!!! Yes, I subscribed as well.

Holly's speech was almost identical to a speech Jennifer Aniston's character Alex Levy made on the opening episode of the hit apple tv series 'The Morning Show.'

How dare Jacinda Ardern wear a Maori chief's feather cloak! You can bet she would bleat 'cultural appropriation' if anyone else did it.

I was sickened when I learnt Jacinda Ardern was getting this award.

What is becoming of our world? Have some people gone completely crazy? What is going to happen to these children?

When Holly said , ‘deep breath ‘ I wondered if she was actually supposed to say ut. It reminded me of an incident with Joe Biden when he said ‘repeat the line,’ which was an instruction , not something he was supposed to say

Why are economic migrants, as opposed to refugees, even allowed to remain in the UK?

Love this show from Nashville TN. It’s a great reprieve from American newscasters and all the let’s go Biden garbage they spew on a daily basis! You all keep me laughing, especially Kevin😊

Princess Diana referred to Harry as being "thick like her.".

Brave Brave Brave...Love your show and especially commentarY.

I agreed with everything Laura said. As a Kiwi, totally agreed with what she said about Jacinda. Dreadful Prime Minister.

These migrants could be in a tent city refugee camp in a desert somewhere. Some people have to spend years in places like that because they are flee real danger. So sad.

The dumbest thing about that pregnant woman on the cover, is that she has now denied her child breast-feeding, having chopped off her boobs. Crazy IMO.

my fave was when the migrants were housed in Army barracks, i think it was. They were SO upset at how poor their living conditions were that they burned one of the barracks to the ground.

This show should be longer so everyone can get their comments in!😊😊

You are having to rush this program because it is NOT long enough. I know it has been extended but it is so good it deserves a one and a half to two hours slot. PLEASE 👏🙏🙏

I've stopped going to Oxfam for many reasons.

Yeah but Scotland and Wales don’t pay for prescription or uni fees!

Harry told about his own brothers private parts Who does that ? Shows texts from kate to meghan . Didnt meg sue or her own private letter being leaked but hey lets show kates text to me ! 🤬

Plank of the week is information and funny...THANKS!!!

Jacinda Adern always reminds me of the scary guy Kane out of Poltergeist II. She must be his daughter, frightful woman.

Love Kevin!

I agree with the lady that nominated glamour magazine , crikey it’s so confusing as an elderly person all these things going on it’s hard to understand 🤷‍♀️

The LEZ in Glasgow is a pain in the butt.. I had to take one son from Dumfries to the East end of Glasgow to pick up the other son then to the Queen Elizabeth hospital all the way to the other side - the M8 was a damn nightmare with random road works & increased traffic due to the LEZ, I thought the electric buses had lowered the air totals... why am I paying for a car when I can't afford to go where I want & need to be??

The women outraged over Glamour magazine and a myriad of other betrayers of truth is Not to endorse it by purchasing the product don't rely on men to fight this battle..we are doing our best but we need your help.

You go Kevin, bang it in there bro!

There is NOTHING glamorous about that magazine cover. NOTHING.

I’ve been guessing and hoping all week it would be H! Not even Joe Biden could beat him!

American therapy?!!!!! 🙄 Harry should be plank of year!

I'm fed up of ppl pushing in my face their gender, their sexual orientation, I am not interested, it's not my buisness, as much as my buisness regarding all this is not, yours! End of 🤫

I think you should start doing this live so you can update if any planks come end of week

I love Amazon! They make my life easier with the convenience they provide when I shop for anything I want from food, home essentials, vitamins, etc.

Isn’t it time those titles were mothballed? How, in the modern era, someone can be referred to as “His/Her Royal Highness” is beyond me. Highness?!! How ridiculous.

When you get old (80), or handicapped, or ill, it is a blessing to have stuff delivered. Very difficult to get around, pick stuff up, put in cart, load on conveyer, put back in cart, load into car, drive home, unload car, and put stuff away. Let's hear it for Amazon. They should pay taxes though. For every Amazon truck, how many private vehicles are not on the road?

Plank of the year I’d say!

I found this speech truly horrifying. Surely no-one fell for it ?!?!

Poor Kevin CAREFUL KEV YOU COULD END UP THE PLANK🎉😢😢😅😅😊😊

Greetings and opinions from Copehnhagen. As in England in Denmark you have to have the evidence to win a case too. I can`t see how Fancourt can rule in his favour. As a working socialworker I often feel sorry for the people it help, it does not mean I can give them the benefit the ask for if the law says no. The justice system can`t be used to judge in favour or sympathy for Harry if nothing criminal has taken place. Love your program.

I would love you to have a look at a charity in South Africa 🇿🇦🇿🇦 The Gift of the Givers....PLEASE read up about them and you'll see what a proper charity is!!!

We should do to Oxfam what Americans did to bud the Americans no how to go woke go broke I will never support Oxfam ever again

The court artist was a bit over zealous with the ‘ginger’ crayon! All that hair!!

Look up how much the CEO of Oxfam is paid, you will be sickened

Love Mike and Kevin both are hilarious. Keep up the good work.

Jacinda Ardern a young leader spawned from the World Economic Forum. She did her job during the covid nonsense

Umm... Perhaps I'm the only Gen Xer in the comment section, but doesn't ANY ONE else remember the lyrics to BASKET CASE by Green Day? Do you have the time to listen to me whine About nothing and everything all at once? I am one of those Melodramatic fools Neurotic to the bone No doubt about it Sometimes I give myself the creeps Sometimes my mind plays tricks on me It all keeps adding up I think I'm cracking up Am I just paranoid Or am I just stoned? I went to a shrink To analyze my dreams She says it's lack of sex that's bringing me down I went to a whore He said my life's a bore So quit my whining 'cause it's bringing her down Sometimes I give myself the creeps Sometimes my mind plays tricks on me It all keeps adding up I think I'm cracking up Am I just paranoid? Ah, yeah, yeah, yeah Grasping to control So I better hold on Sometimes I give myself the creeps Sometimes my mind plays tricks on me It all keeps adding up I think I'm cracking up Am I just paranoid? Or am I just stoned?

What is rock bottom in Harrys life is his choice of wife , also known as bottom of the barrel .

I have never watched This morning. Frankly I have better things to do with my brain

Nobody brought up the fact that the baby will be born full of the drugs that his mother has taken to become his father.

Jacinta Adern, mmm. In Melbourne we have Dictator Dan. Now you Poms have got Dictator Dame.

Plank Of The Week is brilliant!

Completely agree with Georgie that Rory McClroy has principles for refusing £300m to play on the Saudi Arabia LIV tour. 👏👏👏👏 Mike, you’ve let yourself down big time for nominating him this week! Principles will ALWAYS be more important to the soul of a man or woman than money … whatever their ego might demand!

Harold promised his grandmother before she died he wouldn't use the HRH title. There must be a rogue gene popping up occasionally in the RF. Harold is just like his great uncle Edward VIII who was also weak, entitled, needy ,not that bright and besotted with an American woman of questionable character. Uncle Andy also has a touch of it. Edward was bundled off to the Bahamas for the duration of the war because of his Nazi sympathies and not allowed to return to the UK afterwards. If Harold was banished from the UK it would solve his issues with the British press, security etc at a stroke. Its a pity the Queen Mother isn't around to sort him out.

Excellent! I enjoyed every point of view

The country's going to the dogs.

There are so many of us normal gay men out there that despise this "community" it's such a small percentages of blue haired lezzies making out the 'movement' have like 90% support have done an amazing pr job.

hahahahaha that did make me laugh, love your show

Prince Hazbeen is Plank of the Century

Harry is plank of the 20's looks like!

Anyone who still hasn't figured out that Charles is a wrong 'un should look at the honour he has bestowed on the appalling Ardhern (his fellow WEF member) and realize that this man should be our last monarch!!

Are they allowed to work? If not, than I’d blame the government!

Please c Katie Hopkins brilliant satire on HW....comedy gold!

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People should be responsible if they want babies

They even had to have their cars sanitised

This poor young generation. What a mess this world is in, are you a girl,boy, or both.

This old ex-pat Londoner (living in Oz since 1988) just came across your show and I love it. Subscribed.

I keep wondering if Jacinda Ardern and Alissa Heinerscheid are related.

Laura's so refined.

Respect that Rory MclLroy did what he did, He's a proper stand up guy.

I love that guy from Scotland !

Like the show but too much shouting over each other!! Good choice this week 👌 👍

The sketch of Harry had too much hair , a baby chick has more on top …….

Jacinda Ardern,, You would have to be a brave man there, the backstroke could be painful

20 MPH through Abergavenny now, very s l o w. Also many people unable to use the Parking Machine, not easy now as it’s been updated with Qr Code, iPhone essential and stuff.

Georgie wont let Mike talk over her. Incredible lady

Harry's car chase in New York was slower than OJ Simpson's on a frigging freeway !

That magazine image is traumatic

What a sick and sad world we live in!

A reverse vending machine 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣 love it