Playing Minecraft's WEIRDEST Update... 

Everyone: "We can milk things!" Grian: "wHeReS jOeL?"

The fact that as soon as people realized the potential of players colliding with each other they immediately make the infamous player stack shows that people just like making big stacks of things.

9:02 “Stop riding me guys and milk me “-Joel 2023

I think grian getting the advancement jingle while looking at the minecraft earth at 13:53 was actually kinda beautiful

Timmy being the last one to the moon and arriving just when everyone left is peak comedic timing

Grian's "Guys is the moon big?!" reference was such a welcome surprise

fun fact, applying dream mode in this update makes the world seem magical with glowing and mist, but more importantly, it increases ender pearl rates from piglin bartering by 20%. lol thx for 1.8k likes btw

15:05 I love how all of their dad laughs sync up

They should definitely make a life series focused around on this update, reset the votes every session

Now I just want to see grian make a massive full size moon base…

I love these silly one off videos that just consist of Grian having fun with friends and trying out various Minecraft mechanics! I really hope we get more videos like this in the future

the vote update is practically a compilation of features that the community has been begging for for YEARS (vertical slabs - cheese, place block & pickaxe block, colored lighting, etc.)

Lizzie: "The moon stopped!" Joel: "Yeah. That's cause it's the sun."

"Think of the detail you could have with this much cheese" is a sentence i thought i'd never hear, especially not from grian

To provide some context, that first proposal is a reference to the skill system in The Elder Scrolls III: Morrowind. In that game, you get better at certain things just by doing them a lot, and that includes running and jumping.

Grian actually calling Jimmy Jimmy for once gives me whiplash cuz Grian and Martyn are just so committed to the bit that they rarely call him Jimmy

Grian and the gang getting up to April shenanigans again, makes my day!

As someone who played Morrowind growing up, the beginning was an immediate rush of nostalgia and joy

The sheer chaos of the “update” fits grians chaotic nature quite well I must say

mojang made an entire dimension out of a block that can be shaped in any way you'd want, meaning there are no performance issues with this tech. i'm going to be really mad if we don't get this as a replacement for stairs and slabs of all kind. this would also help with the inventory problem, as we don't need to carry all the variants of blocks anymore.

8:50 “wait, we can milk things? WHERES JOEL” i almost spat out my water 💀💀

13:53 the reveal of Mincraft's earth along with the achievement sfx was goose-bump inducing.

I love Grain referencing (I think) Scott and Jimmy like “you have 30 seconds” “Alright, Love you” … “say it back”

In Morrowind you could get the boots of blinding speed, which raised your speed by 200 (for reference 100 was the max normal) but made you blind. You could work around this by resisting the blindness and end up with very fast landspeed.

This update is so awesome! I've said this on Skizz's, Joel's, Jimmy's, and Impulse's videos already, but I would love for this to be an actual series!

Im so glad more and more hermits are experimenting w one-off vids, and collabs to boot! Jimmy's always done really well w these and i get that each channel has their own content but sometimes i just wanna watch these endgame players rediscover minecraft all over again without having to restart a server or start a new series entirely, ykno?

Is anyone gonna talk about how goofy grians “oh no” sounded at like 5:11 😂

Now imagine them doing another hardcore series like this.

When playing it, I voted for the big moon, and the part about consequences made me think of hermitcraft season 8, so I love how Grian also pointed this out!

I’d love more of these types of videos! Just silly hanging with friends in a world with like a mod/April fools update

I love how they're so enthralled by entities and players colliding with each other while PE has had that as a toggleable feature for years.

12:52 I love how the cow is literally moon walking XD

I never, in a million years, thought I’d hear Grain mention “Morrowind.”

This update is so cool! I hope you make this a series

“We love you. … Say it back” *Lizzie & Gem get sent to space before they can*

9:01 "Stop riding me guys and milk me." Joel knew what he was saying.

Saw Joel's POV of this - excited to see what transpires now!

I would definetly love seeing this turn into a sub-series. Maybe A 5th Life Season using this update....🤔

i would love to see a normal survival server with this crew

I wish they had blocks like cheese officially like maybe a sculpture block or maybe a sculpting station that you could mold any block your self for more detail.

You've heard of the Boatem Pole, now get ready for the Votem Pole!

'We can milk things!' 'Wheres Joel!?' Grian what are you hiding from us.

As a note, the Morrowind thing was a reference to The Elder Scrolls 3: Morrowind, where you could make your run and jump stats unbelievably high and move too fast. Very good game, I highly recommend.

We need a part 2. There is so much to this update y’all haven’t even seen yet. Or how about “Elected Life”! Just the standard 3rd life rules, but on this snapshot of the game.

The intro where everyone just starts flying everywhere was too funny! Also PLEASE do a whole series in this update!

Ok but hearing Gem just shout, “WAIT! Murder me!” was too perfect

I cant tell whether the big moon vote is a reference to Season 8 or it was just some random idea Mojang came up with

6:50 it really does seem like Season 8 of Hermitcraft

8:45 Grian learns you can milk mobs Tries to milk joel

Nobody: Grian: SAY IT BACK

2:07 I like it how everyone has two focuses: get everyone to stack into a really tall tower and ignore Timmy.

6:35 That was the community wanted. They need a glow squid to glow but they release only april fools day.

I had so much fun with this update. Love ya Grian, keep up the amazing work.

Man, seeing a post from Grian always brings a smile to my face. Really brightens up my day. Keep up the awesome content :)

moon cows, cheese blocks, and the moon. All would seem like fun additions to the base game. If only one, make it cheese blocks. Hidden entrances in endstone structures. Details for builders, including the infamous vertical half slab. All it needs is some unique redstone interactions.

10:25 finally chisel and bits in vanilla minecraft

11:35 "Wait! Murder me!"

10:45 biggest hope that this entire update wasnt a joke and will actually improve the game

9:15 That milk was rich in iron

I love how Grian went up to Gem to tell her about the other squids being mean to him

15:50 they love him to the moon and back

This would actually be a really cool update if they actually implemented it but you have the option to turn it on or off in settings so you can have all the fun

love how Gen said, "murder me" and both Grian and Joel did not hesitate.

Mojang puts way more effort into April Fools gags than their actual updates. Now we know why updates are so lackluster: they're constantly working on this.

This needs to become an official mode of Minecraft. This is such a good April Fools update.

You should have brought Scar, it would have been SO chaotic!

2:34 Finally, Man Poultry

10:32 vertical slabs combined with horizintal slabs, stairs, upside down stairs, and corner stairs makes the game "basically be 1/8th block at a time instead of one block at a time" according to Mojang, which is one of the things that make Minecraft, Minecraft.

Big romantic moon? I think you mean hermitcraft season 8

It would be cool to have a SMP based off of the update ngl

That "A" In the word Grian 17:00 looks kind of sus... Great video!

8:23 You are not drowning, you're not in water. You are asphyxiating

14:55 I don't know why but when everyone started to say goodbye to each other i remember teletubbies 😅😂😂😂😂

7:10 "I think this is a vast improvement" You and me both Grian Wither Gang lol

"Think of the detail you can have with this much cheese." - Grian 2023 Idk why but I love this sentence

5:50 dancing walking, rearranging furniture, babs Is shopping, i let the bird out of the cage

10:52 The end crystal strikes again

"think of the detail you can have with this much cheese!" -Grian

I've seen Skizzle's episode already and just want to say; These 7 People should make this a permanent SMP with every 2 weeks or so a new person joining

This genuinely feels like acid trip, and that's the beauty of Minecraft April Fools updates really, all of them are unbelievably bizarre but expertly crafted and hilariously fun.

8:56 this where the out of context begins

It's great to see Skizz be featured! He deserves the world!

Grian quoting the "I love you, say it back" meme from Timmy and Scott's interaction is hilarious.

5:28 HE SAID THE LINE!

1:26 Man that's a great idea. I wish they did that irl.

6:23 They added Australian spiders!

If I had a nickel for every time grian was on a server where the moon grew, I’d have two nickels. Which isn’t a lot but it’s weird that it happened twice…

The Morrowind vote was hilarious. Anyone who EVER played that game knows how how calamitously fun it was to juice your speed and acrobatics into the thousands.

They really should keep this update as an optional thing for people to play around with.

I love how timmy is the guy everyone makes fun of but everyone loves

It's so painful to watch Grian not understand that it's not voting or not voting, but that it is between options. xD

10:10 not quite accurate, no block updates prevents actions you do from updating nearby blocks. So for example if you broke a block below a sand block the sand would stay floating because it never received a block update. It does not mean you can't interact with the game.

9:03 "Stop riding me guys and milk me" ~Joel

Their laughter always makes my day *:)* 7:56

4:48 one of us It reminded me of technos chat man i miss him too much

"Guys.... Is the moon big?" One of my favorite Grian quotes

This is so fun. Next season of the life series should have a randomizer with these things popping up all the time

I'd love to see an SMP where they actually play the game seriously, on this snapshot.

I love how everyone starts pillaring up as soon as they realise that they can stack

Grian trying to get them to say I love you back before they left is wholesome 😂❤