Playing Type Racer Until Someone Beats Me! [FAST Dvorak Typing] 

“If you’re not first, you’re last.” Life lessons from John

“Pretty sloppy 150WPM” Me with 60 WPM: yeah you’re right

Discord moderators explaining how saying ‘kitten’ is offensive to them

discord mods when that one girl says "I'm 16 years old"

He's not hacking be just has a really good gaming chair.

It is cool that he is able to recognise the people he is up against.

6 y.o. Me when my dads computer is turned off

“Pretty sloppy 150 fine” Me: “I just hit 50 WPM

imagine this guy on mars sobbing up writing a final message to earth and just casually writing 350 wpm lmao

“Oh, I lost.” *so Gods can bleed...*

*teachers at school showing off their typing noise*

i love watching fast typers when they make a mistake and their hands have a spasm

*_Am I the only one who doesn't want his keyboard to die_*

Plot Twist: He's just trying to explain why he's innocent in Among Us

rumour has it that the sound from his typing is still trying to catch up to his typing

Me who just learnt typing 2 days ago Crying in 20wpm

i can confirm that is AT LEAST 5 wpm. might be more though.

He can type faster than I read

The fact that it took 10 minutes 😂

people who type with QWERTY: "I'm faster!" people who type with Dvorak: "No, I'm faster!" Stenographers: "Amateurs."

"Oh, we got AliG. He's a bot though." *him getting 106 wpm*

John: "Kids, remember, if you're first, your always last". Racing and life lessons from NoThisIsJohn.

John:131 is pretty slow Me:OMG, Im throwing a party. I just got over thirty wpm

That’s how fast I type when I have a assignment due in an hour and haven’t started

his voice: 😌 his typing: 😤

What’s that background noise. It sounds like u type so fast u go 10% of the speed of light so ur typing noises from the races from like hours previous to these are still traveling.

"There is officially no one who can beat me in typewriting."

I love how he heart most of the comments

"if you're not first, you're last"

Hey, John I don't know if you'll see this but before I left a comment thanking you for helping me reach 70wpm but now I want to thank you for helping me reach 100wpm

Thumbnail: I can't lose! John within 15 seconds of the video: Ohh I lost

Me: “HOW IS YOUR KEYBOARD *NOT* BROKEN!!!”

i used to play this growing up and seeing the shortcut CTRL+BACKSPACE is crazy... i'ma have to go run some races

I want you to make a video about top 5 annoying things in typeracer: Ex. 1.Thinking your winning but you got 2nd place. 2. typing in the cold weather, with slow hands. 3. Keep making mistakes. Yea something like these ideas. I wanna see you do it as a video man

I love how he’s typing on a qwerty keyboard but he’s typing with Dvorak lol

When you look at the pink keyboard, it reminds me of one of those old games like 8 bit

arguing in games: 20-50 wpm *panicking* discord mods in their resume:

7:57 in case anyone is interested, Viz. is analogous with "namely" especially when a list is involved. I still remember the day I learned that, I was sitting in front of my dad and reading aloud while he watched TV and I read "Viz" as Viz and then came a hard smack with the spoken words "what did you just read?" I said "Viz" another smack and the then the comment "what are they even teaching you in school?" with the teaching moment where I learned how to use and read it.

I just started getting into typing and hit 48wpm im pretty happy with it, but ima get faster. Watching these vids is motivating lol

pure and wholesome content, thanks John

I can guarantee that I would not be the person to end this video

Me with 40 wpm with extra nervous in typing : Uhmm, Sure?

That laptop went out for a Smoke after the video.

Damn bro he’s typing at least 30 wpm

“I’m good at roasting” “No ur not” 0:32 After roasting “ReEeEeE”

When that essay is due at the 11:59 pm but you procrastinated all day

Discord mods seducing e-girls:

Me with max 2 wpm "Aight, imma head out."

is it weird that i find the laptop key sounds as satisfying as the sound of the keys on a mechanical keyboard

Me with 40-55 who types with their fingers on WASD because I’m a gamer: wtf

"if you ain't first your last Ricky bobby."

This guy working from home was probably a god

Me with 38 wpm: It's alright

Dang, that freaking keyboard right there is taking nothing but a massive beating with your hands. Can we give a rip for the computer that he has because that keyboard is going through it? Sheesh.

Imagine getting in an online argument with him...

fingers: LETS GO TO WORK! thumb: I can chill, no worries

Fun fact: He types the title in DVORAK really fast too

john: playing type racer until someone beats me! johns keyboard: oh no not again!😭

When the quiet kid shows how he fast he codes:

this is actually rlly satisfyingg

9:18 unBEAtable

Dude this guys typing looks so good that the keyboard cam looks fake

I get 140 WPM when playing aggressively, but on average, I get 103 wpm. I don't understand how this person can type faster than me without trying to be aggressive and being calm.

i’d ask this person to write my essay for school

When you type and put captions it says [Music]

this is the type of person to do a 100 page essay an hour before its due in

“150 Pretty sloppy (without any mistakes)” Me hitting 86 and making half the text with mistakes 🤦🏼‍♀️

I started learning touch typing a little over a week ago (I've never tried touch typing in my 20 years of living lmao) and I've finally reached an average of 55 wpm. I'm not aiming to type at 100+ wpm but if I get 80 or 90 wpm by the end of the month, I'd be more than happy! It's always fun watching you type, man. Also-and you must get this comment a lot-your hands look nice.

Me with 3 WPM: OMG I BROKE ME RECORD.

Love that firefly theme race.

Bro I've been recently obsessed playing typeracer lately and I a newbie so I usually get around 25 - 35 wpm so my question is that is laptop keyboard better than a pc key board in terms of which ones faster for typing?

this one kid in my school is vibing with 109 WPM on Nitrotype and i’m so jealous-

I thought I was decent with my 100😂😂😂

Good job on making an ASMR video. I'm now relaxed!

U make me rethink before I try talking smack to people after I beat them on a game that u can type.

“Sloppy, (insert large number here) wpm” Me with 70 wpm: mhm yes-

Good god he's making that laptop keyboard scream

i love how you type so fast that your fingers straight up don't register; they just blur

ASMR MECHANICAL KEYBOARD IS GONNA BE POG

0:34 Haisjxinsabjakkakssn DID I JUST SEE A BLINK SPEED TYPING XD

your fingers are faster than my internet.

My keyboard : WHY ARE YOU WATCHING AT ME! NO YOU ARE NOT GONNA DO THAT

The doctor: "So how many times have you been hurted? " The laptop: "Yes"

You are crazy asf keep up the good work

Nothisisjohn: taotaptaptaptap Hid fingers: Stopstop stop stop

Essays are sentences to this guy

Give this man a loud keyboard

ASMR at its finest

Clicked the video without reading the title and I was like "that's crazy fast". But then I realized, he's using DVORAK. What?!?

bro is boutta write an entire 50000 word essay in 1 minute calm down

Me: See the title Me: See the video duration Me: HOW THE VIDEO IS NOT GOING TO CONTINUE FOREVER?? Me: *saw the video* Me: Ok, John is humble.

Plot twist:those keys are specially brought from Wakanda.

"sloppy 150 wpm" Me with a record of 57 wpm: yeah... totally...

u have the power to impress gods

"131... is... pretty sloppy." me who's happy with 85 wpm: *insert 2 eyed mike wasowski here*

This guy is a god at typing

U just ended my whole key board career

"If you're not first, you're last" *slowly goes into a corner and starts crying*

"150 wpm is pretty sloppy' me w/22 wpm:i hope i reach your speed bud

To all beginners, I tried dvorak and colemak for 3,4 months or so. But had to be back to QWERTY because its everywhere! Also, I didn't noticed any speed changes Nor it was more relaxing.