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@rohangarg2468
@rohangarg2468 3 года назад
Whos been waiting for this since seeing Jarvis's story
@catchild1013
@catchild1013 3 года назад
I didn't see it
@enxebre3436
@enxebre3436 3 года назад
Me
@catchild1013
@catchild1013 3 года назад
@@enxebre3436 not me
@dumbasswithinternetconnect1611
@dumbasswithinternetconnect1611 3 года назад
GOLD!!!
@birchwood5889
@birchwood5889 3 года назад
Not moi
@Ezzie_on_the_internet
@Ezzie_on_the_internet 3 года назад
That lamp looks like a working design for villainous minions for Spy Kids 3.
@3bugsinatrenchcoat
@3bugsinatrenchcoat 3 года назад
there's 4 spy kids movies
@spartanipods
@spartanipods 3 года назад
My first thought upon seeing that was, "Did Woody and a Thumb Thumb have a kid?"
@meganbruce41
@meganbruce41 3 года назад
Imagine having to sleep in the same room as it and in a half asleep state you see it and absolutely crap yourself
@caffeinatedkatie4696
@caffeinatedkatie4696 3 года назад
I think it looks like someone trying to hide but failing horribly
@pumpkinofglory
@pumpkinofglory 3 года назад
The countertop to tub stairs are obviously for your cat.
@javierrodrigo1009
@javierrodrigo1009 3 года назад
As if my cat ever needed a stair to just jump right into the countertop
@pumpkinofglory
@pumpkinofglory 3 года назад
@@javierrodrigo1009 It's to accommodate older kitties who can't jump so well anymore.
@hippopajamas
@hippopajamas 3 года назад
Catch me installing stairs to all the counters my cats arent supposed to be on when they get old, tbh.
@evilxcandy
@evilxcandy 3 года назад
That’s what I was thinking!
@sarah_7777
@sarah_7777 3 года назад
I thought it was for candles/flowers or something like that :)
@evasofia8624
@evasofia8624 3 года назад
Not Jarvis saying “why have a light in front of your window” like nighttime is something that doesn’t exist
@amtie97
@amtie97 3 года назад
Lmfao
@nancyharb3243
@nancyharb3243 3 года назад
I was straight up looking for this comment because that was the first thing I thought too 😂
@MamaMOB
@MamaMOB 3 года назад
Thank you! I thought the same thing. Every kitchen I’ve ever had had a light right in front of the window. All like 4 of them!
@realnookes6482
@realnookes6482 3 года назад
yeah, but why in front? Like during the day, won't that just be an obstruction? there must be a better place for it right
@Wet-Milk
@Wet-Milk 3 года назад
theres so much better places for a light tho
@ThatBlondePerson
@ThatBlondePerson 3 года назад
I really loved the split moment of fear when Jarvis realized he couldn't name an Audrey Hepburn movie off the top of his head.
@ThatBlondePerson
@ThatBlondePerson 3 года назад
1:58 what's that meme called where it's 4 images of a confused woman with math equations overlayed onto them???
@shinossaura
@shinossaura 2 года назад
"Meme da Nazaré", it's a brazillian meme
@jonathanshaw3250
@jonathanshaw3250 3 года назад
I’m so confused, he’s a little bit goofier here, but where’s his La Croix?
@worstusernameintheworld9871
@worstusernameintheworld9871 3 года назад
isn't that Drew Gooden's third channel?
@vancebruges1417
@vancebruges1417 3 года назад
you mean Cody’s fifth channel?
@ErrSid
@ErrSid 3 года назад
You mean Danny's second channel.
@person.probably
@person.probably 3 года назад
Maybe the La Croix was inside him all along...
@kylesunshine2731
@kylesunshine2731 3 года назад
I knew there was something missing
@barondoggobalfour3648
@barondoggobalfour3648 3 года назад
every time he says "it is free" it's like he's trying to convince me am I secretly being charged while watching these videos
@JustAskMeTV101
@JustAskMeTV101 3 года назад
It doesn't have a cost... in money
@catchild1013
@catchild1013 3 года назад
@@JustAskMeTV101 it has a value ... In Jarvis time
@Loifey
@Loifey 3 года назад
He only charge rubies
@ilonachan
@ilonachan 3 года назад
Sorry random internet person, I can't _give_ credit! Come back when you're a little more, mmmmm...... *PREMIUM*
@toxicity3715
@toxicity3715 3 года назад
It just eats your soul bit by bit
@CatchThesePaws
@CatchThesePaws 3 года назад
This feels like laughing with a close friend at dumb shit during a sleepover and I love it
@christopherminutolo9384
@christopherminutolo9384 3 года назад
Where it's like 2am where everything is funny
@TPNsBiggestFan
@TPNsBiggestFan 2 года назад
@@christopherminutolo9384 oh, so maybe wattpad comments aren’t as funny as i think, i just read wattpad at 1-6 am. yeah it sometimes lasts that long-
@daynah.1931
@daynah.1931 2 года назад
@@TPNsBiggestFan a
@shiannafoxx
@shiannafoxx 2 года назад
@@TPNsBiggestFan Uh ok???
@bottleofcrackers2087
@bottleofcrackers2087 Год назад
Honestly this entire channel is like that, it's so good 😭
@BojoPigeon
@BojoPigeon 3 года назад
Something I've heard people say on RU-vid: "Don't worry kids, once you're out of high school, you'll *never* use algebra again." Consequence of taking this statement to heart: The sink at 3:56.
@EpiphanyDraws
@EpiphanyDraws 2 года назад
the worst thing about that sink is that it would take less space to just put it in normally.
@mayamsherer6941
@mayamsherer6941 3 года назад
When he says “ceiling fan” so many times that you notice his ceiling fan fully rotating in the background for the rest of the video....
@rebeccat7912
@rebeccat7912 3 года назад
It took me so long to find it but, when I did, I couldn’t stop watching it
@DPadGamer
@DPadGamer 3 года назад
What if the kitchen podium has four functioning drawers but they are all triangles to fit the space.
@hyper_lagomorph1046
@hyper_lagomorph1046 3 года назад
i think that if i saw triangle shaped drawers i would die on the spot
@tereruggiu
@tereruggiu 3 года назад
big brain time
@danieldinisfernandes8614
@danieldinisfernandes8614 3 года назад
Huh i didn t think to see you here
@Papapop
@Papapop 3 года назад
calm down satan
@jarvis
@jarvis 3 года назад
i like this song
@kJrupp
@kJrupp 3 года назад
Gun fan Father: " hey kids who wants to play dodge the bullets?" Kids: "we do" Father: "OK" turns on gun fan
@ooobuggie8760
@ooobuggie8760 3 года назад
"Why do the toes look like they're playing piano?" And then my drink came out my nose
@thatplane3865
@thatplane3865 3 года назад
broke: jail cell house woke: foot bed house
@AmandaPanda531
@AmandaPanda531 3 года назад
now imagine a foot bed in the jail cell
@spicycherrymilk9058
@spicycherrymilk9058 3 года назад
@@AmandaPanda531 your mind is too powerful
@AmandaPanda531
@AmandaPanda531 3 года назад
@@spicycherrymilk9058 the world isnt ready
@thehillisalive
@thehillisalive 3 года назад
I saw this comment before finishing the video and EVEN THEN I wasn't ready
@shaneilhillier9590
@shaneilhillier9590 3 года назад
Bespoke: foot bed jail cell house
@Laura_Luminous
@Laura_Luminous 3 года назад
I think that "depression zone" next to the bath tub is actually a drying zone. You fill it up with cat litter and then you just stand there until all the water has dripped off of you. Simple.
@brooket8068
@brooket8068 3 года назад
and if ur in a rush just spin in circles for a bit
@baileec496
@baileec496 3 года назад
All while your neighbors watch
@lucajesseapel6485
@lucajesseapel6485 3 года назад
I read that as "crying zone" and thought ah yes, that makes perfect sense
@someonenotsomeone8450
@someonenotsomeone8450 3 года назад
Don't forget to get the really fine dust-like cat litter! The more cat litter that gets embedded into your skin=better quality drying. It also doubles as a scrub if you feel like it!
@KetchupRocket
@KetchupRocket 3 года назад
@@someonenotsomeone8450 just like a chinchilla!
@xillianbro
@xillianbro 3 года назад
Jarvis:”But you know what?” AD: “You are not defined by you multiple relapsing sclerosis”
@BiggerinRealLife
@BiggerinRealLife 3 года назад
The false drawers made me SO MAD. they do in general, but that podium wasn’t even trying to make them look legit.
@supershrimp9274
@supershrimp9274 3 года назад
would low-key vibe with the giant hands if they didn't have such a strange pattern. like being held and cuddled by a giant who doesn't want to crush you so they just use their hands, maybe I'm just desperate for human contact.
@ewu..
@ewu.. 3 года назад
why is this also me,, 🥺
@OGimouse1
@OGimouse1 3 года назад
You should get a mattress warmer and an electric blanket. Lay between both. If you need more pressure, weighted blanket on top of electric blanket. You're welcome.
@romywhite290
@romywhite290 3 года назад
Also, giant slap fights with friends. Flipping people off. The possibilities probably end but I don't know where.
@emch2vy
@emch2vy 3 года назад
guys you can just buy an anime dakimakura
@roadworkahead1668
@roadworkahead1668 3 года назад
i agree tbh, the idea itself isn't that bad but the pattern is atrocious
@jasper3706
@jasper3706 3 года назад
The elevated bathroom looks like something somebody built after the sims platform update
@theoldpea1
@theoldpea1 3 года назад
XD
@KotaBearclaw
@KotaBearclaw 3 года назад
Was thinking the same thing
@spartanipods
@spartanipods 3 года назад
I actually kind of like the elevated bathroom. I'm dead serious.
@hailey_the_ace_of_hearts4127
@hailey_the_ace_of_hearts4127 3 года назад
@@spartanipods it was pretty but very confusing and pointless, ya know?
@ShallowVA
@ShallowVA 3 года назад
I was gonna say a lot of these rooms look like something I would build in the sims by accident
@vizthex
@vizthex 3 года назад
I gotta *hand* it to them, those pillows are certainly unique.
@caroliner.7628
@caroliner.7628 3 года назад
And that foot bed is toe-tally unique
@floraidhfinnie4906
@floraidhfinnie4906 3 года назад
@@caroliner.7628 ... I don’t know what to say lol
@plantyt3246
@plantyt3246 Год назад
Man this comment and the first reply are so punny!
@GippyHappy
@GippyHappy 3 года назад
This Jarvis is a lot more giggly than usual. I am grateful, for the laughter fills my heart with joy.
@noraaaaa
@noraaaaa 3 года назад
here for that premium content
@JoeSmith_1
@JoeSmith_1 3 года назад
S
@monke-xp6gg
@monke-xp6gg 3 года назад
Yep
@Russia_Moscow_countryhuman
@Russia_Moscow_countryhuman 3 года назад
Eeeee
@DrSoup._.
@DrSoup._. 3 года назад
We all are.
@catchild1013
@catchild1013 3 года назад
Fancy 🧐
@vhs3760
@vhs3760 3 года назад
my mind automatically puts all these fails in the same house
@dxhyunjin
@dxhyunjin 3 года назад
Same
@alastorbutwithagun
@alastorbutwithagun 3 года назад
especially the guns
@smeliot2862
@smeliot2862 3 года назад
hand pillows on foot bed..... hmm
@ratlsd
@ratlsd 3 года назад
GoFundMe for Jarvis to get ownership of this house so that he can have all the in-unit dishwashers he needs
@Wodsobe
@Wodsobe 3 года назад
Yeah, same here lol
@TheWatercolourNymph
@TheWatercolourNymph 3 года назад
idk why but I pictured someone crawling up the stairs out of that tub in the green bathroom and Gollum squatting on the counter to use the sink
@AbbyDishongh
@AbbyDishongh 3 года назад
Absolutely 100% what I was thinking too LMFAOOOOO!!
@rquinain
@rquinain 3 года назад
God, Jarvis saying that extra awkward "it is free" at the beginning of every Gold video gives me so much questionable serotonin
@KawaiiKlau
@KawaiiKlau 3 года назад
That bed looks... Toes..Ty.... Heh ..........
@pennyw2226
@pennyw2226 3 года назад
Toe tally gross
@spicycherrymilk9058
@spicycherrymilk9058 3 года назад
🚪👈🏾
@bodaciousdoggo8971
@bodaciousdoggo8971 3 года назад
Get the hell out. 🚪
@3starsburningbright
@3starsburningbright 3 года назад
You watch Jarvis. Wow. Hi.
@purllow
@purllow 3 года назад
HELP
@Jacooblay
@Jacooblay 3 года назад
Adults: Nothing is free. Jarvis: no
@siblinghoodsys
@siblinghoodsys 3 года назад
++
@sillytransfemm
@sillytransfemm 3 года назад
Lol
@avery_big_knobhead3683
@avery_big_knobhead3683 3 года назад
This gives me, you’re spending the night at your friends house and your looking at a crazy Instagram page. Vibes
@raminrashid804
@raminrashid804 3 года назад
Imagine all these were in the same house and there's a zombie apocalypse and they just start grabbing their guns from these obscure spaces.
@charbach7491
@charbach7491 3 года назад
alternative title: jarvis giggles at his own jokes for 13 minutes
@ursulap.6722
@ursulap.6722 3 года назад
He seemed high af, lol
@markus5120
@markus5120 3 года назад
Shut up it’s cute
@hyuckhyuck
@hyuckhyuck 3 года назад
@@markus5120 dude chill.
@markus5120
@markus5120 3 года назад
@@hyuckhyuck I am chill dude
@hyuckhyuck
@hyuckhyuck 3 года назад
@@markus5120 mhm.. Sureeeeee
@the_test013
@the_test013 3 года назад
The hand pillows simulate the feeling of sleeping with the spy kids guard guys 😭
@blemsed
@blemsed 3 года назад
thumb thumb body pillow 😫🥵💦‼️
@aliciawatson9169
@aliciawatson9169 3 года назад
Omg 💀 😭
@stardoogalaxie9314
@stardoogalaxie9314 3 года назад
@@blemsed hows it feel to be the smartest and most valid person in human history?
@gurlwelovemusic
@gurlwelovemusic 3 года назад
The kitchen ones is like an un-experienced builder in the Sims 4😂
@rogue-lemon
@rogue-lemon 2 года назад
5:19 You'd hate the false pockets they put on every woman's jeans. Same experience. Go to put something in your pocket only to learn you have been deceived
@supervegito8340
@supervegito8340 3 года назад
“If you don’t have below ground depression in your bathroom” unfortunately I only have depression. Nothing below ground about it
@acreativename7999
@acreativename7999 3 года назад
*the mole people are saddened*
@supervegito8340
@supervegito8340 3 года назад
@@acreativename7999 trust me so am i
@MsKJackson831
@MsKJackson831 3 года назад
How about having depression and wishing I was 6ft below ground? Eh... close enough🤷🏽‍♀️
@123julia5
@123julia5 3 года назад
Jarvis: Audrey Hepburn... after finishing a long day of... filming... *tries to think of an Audrey Hepburn movie* ...on set...
@ErinLastNameRedacted
@ErinLastNameRedacted 3 года назад
Well if he was trying to think of a 1920s movie she was in...
@sharayahsolomon9653
@sharayahsolomon9653 3 года назад
Haha I thought the same
@tardybloomer
@tardybloomer 3 года назад
the interior design of my sims houses:
@SaltedRain
@SaltedRain 3 года назад
When Jarvis said "Free" I remembered that one ad that's like: Free? Free Free Free.
@dotmp4353
@dotmp4353 3 года назад
Oh god no
@lableurose1747
@lableurose1747 3 года назад
The peacock ad 🤦‍♀️
@diyabalan8407
@diyabalan8407 3 года назад
@@lableurose1747 pretty sure it's the turbotax ad
@pmonday
@pmonday 3 года назад
And now the foot bed and the hand pillows will get married and have babies whose horrific nature I don't even care to speculate on.
@mayaaa3932
@mayaaa3932 2 года назад
STOOOOOOOP
@emeraldschmemrald
@emeraldschmemrald 3 года назад
I don’t want to seem like a weirdo, but I’m seriously considering an attempt at recreating those hands and putting them in my guest bedroom.
@yea4309
@yea4309 3 года назад
As an intimidation tactic on your guests?
@traditionalnative
@traditionalnative 3 года назад
Seriously, please do. I'd take a tutorial
@spammusubi1607
@spammusubi1607 3 года назад
Please do it! I imagine the reactions would be hilarious
@emeraldschmemrald
@emeraldschmemrald 3 года назад
Tell you guys what! If I do it, I will link a tutorial here 🤗
@timetravelingpenguin
@timetravelingpenguin 3 года назад
Please do, that sounds hilarious
@katherineelizabeth7177
@katherineelizabeth7177 3 года назад
Jarvis giggling uncontrollably at things makes my entire day
@shelbybee
@shelbybee 3 года назад
My favorite part of the video was the moment when Jarvis clearly struggles to think of one (1) Audrey Hepburn movie and came up completely blank. 10/10 great recovery
@StormgemThunder
@StormgemThunder 3 года назад
Jarvis: Why are there so many guns!? **This is America intensifies**
@anonymous_idontreplylmaous72
@anonymous_idontreplylmaous72 3 года назад
*Laughs In russian*
@unsubscribedanimation
@unsubscribedanimation 3 года назад
@Michelle Yan America bad many guns no healthcare lots oppression.
@lordofcows8529
@lordofcows8529 3 года назад
lol!!!!! good one!!!!😂😂🤣🙂🤣🙂🙂🤣🤣😂🤣🤣🤣😂😂🙂
@unsubscribedanimation
@unsubscribedanimation 3 года назад
@Kawaii Kandy As an American, I can criticize my own country for it's failings, but when I see a Brittish "person" speak ill of it, my blood runs red, white and blue./j
@floraidhfinnie4906
@floraidhfinnie4906 3 года назад
@Kawaii Kandy *plays bagpipe in scottish* lol ur not much better
@Sandtalon
@Sandtalon 3 года назад
“I need something is the world I don’t take seriously” is such a mood
@CallUNexTuesday
@CallUNexTuesday 3 года назад
The staircase to a toilet had me straight up rolling. "Whist I produce waste from my posterior I shall have the high ground in case of attack!"
@kodiakarmstrong7693
@kodiakarmstrong7693 3 года назад
I don't need a below ground depression, I already have above ground depression
@aday4evr
@aday4evr 3 года назад
As someone who sleeps with twenty pillows already, I would buy those hands if they came in a different fabric.
@hickyxnicky411
@hickyxnicky411 3 года назад
same!
@alastorbutwithagun
@alastorbutwithagun 3 года назад
velvet hands
@paedenmatson3354
@paedenmatson3354 3 года назад
same though
@ricklominguez168
@ricklominguez168 3 года назад
Its the fucking pattern that makes them weird. I would actually get one if they where white or just a flat color.
@campbellruggles6227
@campbellruggles6227 3 года назад
​@@alastorbutwithagun i make velvet ones check my website www.campbellruggles.com and i take custom orders:)
@Hey_Jamie
@Hey_Jamie 3 года назад
The comment would have worked better if it were “That bathroom’s acute”
@e2b265
@e2b265 3 года назад
That’s what it was, Jarvis was just too much of an IDIOT to realize he was saying it wrong.
@jasmineflowers3000
@jasmineflowers3000 3 года назад
Alternatively: That’s acute bathroom
@dr.k8610
@dr.k8610 3 года назад
@@jasmineflowers3000 that’s what it said, Jarvis read it wrong. What a g o o f
@enchantedisopod4017
@enchantedisopod4017 3 года назад
Or “that’s acute bathroom”
@e2b265
@e2b265 3 года назад
@@dr.k8610 What a clown! Unlike us, RU-vid commenters.
@sethburaglio413
@sethburaglio413 3 года назад
2:24 “It’s so normal” “There’s no weird patterns” “Everything is mostly white”
@Vampress09
@Vampress09 3 года назад
His laugh is so dorky but in a wholesome way.
@LiquidLetti
@LiquidLetti 3 года назад
i always have depression in my bathroom. it may not be below-ground depression, but its a good start.
@sorv_gvl
@sorv_gvl 3 года назад
The "Goooooold" always gets me
@catchild1013
@catchild1013 3 года назад
It's clearly for premium users that only premium users get. It's part of the experience
@thethreemuskateens4674
@thethreemuskateens4674 3 года назад
I love how genuinely happy Jarvis seems in this video, I'm glad he's doing better
@thinBillyBoy
@thinBillyBoy 3 года назад
3:50 Jarvis. You can use the lamp when it's nighttime.
@hardy_har
@hardy_har 3 года назад
"Aubrey Hepburn": Breakfast at Tiffany's starring Drake confirmed.
@PossiblyAlena
@PossiblyAlena 3 года назад
Me: you wanna catch these hands? Them: let’s go dude **proceeds to have a pillow fight with giant pillow hands**
@moonblinked
@moonblinked 3 года назад
"Jarvis Johnson's Favorite Scent: Jack Douglass" and "Enemy #1: 5 Minute Crafts" are the best credits lol
@cupidsick
@cupidsick 2 года назад
i’ve had nightmares about my furniture having limbs so this was a terrifying trip into the deep recesses of my memory. thanks jarvis!
@shaggyshangle2130
@shaggyshangle2130 3 года назад
Fun fact: Jarvis has a ceiling fan
@jaclynduellman5126
@jaclynduellman5126 3 года назад
Now that I notice it, it’s so distracting
@frenchiestfry9045
@frenchiestfry9045 3 года назад
This is so not fun
@swathithebagel
@swathithebagel 3 года назад
*shocked*
@notthatwhoreAble
@notthatwhoreAble 3 года назад
@@jaclynduellman5126 same
@abol6906
@abol6906 3 года назад
I DON'T BELIEVE YOU
@kaipark1649
@kaipark1649 3 года назад
Jarvis is the only RU-vidr whose physical state hasn't degraded during quarantine.
@antiantiderivative
@antiantiderivative 3 года назад
Jarvis cannot decay, he can only grow stronger until he reaches his final form.
@frosty_teacup
@frosty_teacup 3 года назад
@@antiantiderivative this... _isn't_ his final form?
@antiantiderivative
@antiantiderivative 3 года назад
@@frosty_teacup only when he gets Jarvis Johnson! GOLD on a gold RU-vid plaque does it start
@tiredtopaz1842
@tiredtopaz1842 3 года назад
@@frosty_teacup who’s that Pokémon?!
@Babycat42069
@Babycat42069 3 года назад
I mean jacksepticeye got jacked over quarantine haha
@tavern2468
@tavern2468 3 года назад
5:59 missed an opportunity to say “you’re just shooting the breeze”
@AKayfabe
@AKayfabe 3 года назад
I actually really like the green bathroom with the stairs you could use the stairs as storage shelves instead of walking into your countertop. I LOVE that feet bed it’s well sculpted, someone put a lot of effort into making that.
@knightobreath
@knightobreath 3 года назад
I would legit buy some of these just because it’s so stupid and weird it’s funny. Like I would totally decorate my living room with a mannequin lamp, hand cushions and a gun ceiling fan. It would weird the fuck out of my guests but it would be hilarious
@bananasinfrench
@bananasinfrench 3 года назад
Having one of these would be like having a weird collector's item
@radicalmallard
@radicalmallard 3 года назад
I liked the revolver toilet paper holder, I feel like I’d laugh every time I saw it
@elbowsbuns1896
@elbowsbuns1896 3 года назад
You'd think it's all fun and games until the mannequin scares you at night, bands together with the hands and has access to the gun fan
@ashtonrose3155
@ashtonrose3155 3 года назад
Yes
@Lena-xy8id
@Lena-xy8id 2 года назад
I definitely want a mannequin lamp
@starstuffatsea
@starstuffatsea 3 года назад
The kitchen podium looks like someone was building in the sims
@rier8061
@rier8061 3 года назад
Me using side tables as kitchen islands in sims cause i only have once square of space 😂
@tristonloux966
@tristonloux966 3 года назад
10:34 imagine accidentally walking in on someone in the bathroom and you have to look up at them to make weird eye contact
@raigresham1298
@raigresham1298 3 года назад
“No one wants to pee in that position!” ....I need to spend less time on the internet.
@ellelee6912
@ellelee6912 3 года назад
I honestly love that green bathroom unironically. The "stairs" seem like shelves for bath items to me!
@sierraskye913
@sierraskye913 3 года назад
Or for a cat to get around, that's the first thing that comes to mind whenever I see steps humans can't really get much use out of
@spa-peggymeatballs4861
@spa-peggymeatballs4861 2 года назад
I would fill those babies with plants. Actually having shelving that’s out of the water a bit more than the ledge of the tub is nice.
@MissDraiha
@MissDraiha 2 года назад
What annoys me is the footprint of the bath is spa-sized, but the actual bathing space is regular-size. Why did they do that?
@jasonpetty881
@jasonpetty881 3 года назад
3:15 you've heard of a kitchen island, that's a kitchen peninsula
@littleconnormcd
@littleconnormcd 3 года назад
12:19 I'M CACKLING
@AGirlCalledClive
@AGirlCalledClive 3 года назад
The excitement on Jarvis’s face explaining the topic made me smile like someone who can create their own serotonin. Ten stars.
@sharpeningtheaxe
@sharpeningtheaxe 3 года назад
It is impossible not to be cheered up by Jarvis’s adorable giggling in this video
@CuttySobz
@CuttySobz 3 года назад
Cringe.
@sharpeningtheaxe
@sharpeningtheaxe 3 года назад
@@CuttySobz What is cringe about it?
@wallacewallace7485
@wallacewallace7485 3 года назад
The vibes in this video are so fucking impeccable
@Tidepool4
@Tidepool4 Год назад
3:20. Imaging stubbing your toe on the tip of the appliance triangle
@thatalchemistlady
@thatalchemistlady 3 года назад
"Don't make me give a speech on my kitchen podium" holy shit that was funny af
@nixasteria
@nixasteria 3 года назад
I feel like someone having these in their house is weird but I also think it would be hilarious to have a hotel with each room being weird af
@acreativename7999
@acreativename7999 3 года назад
You've perfectly described Japanese Love Hotels... yes they're exactly what you think they are
@richatdastkey3555
@richatdastkey3555 3 года назад
jarvis: "I'm looking at houses. pls watch" poor people: "iite, b"
@ameliapaine
@ameliapaine 3 года назад
2:47 Well, you see, lamps ARE an enemy in a Nintendo game! In Mother, aka EarthBound Beginnings, the first enemy you fight is a sentient lamp and it kicks off the rest of the game. Jarvis’s intuition is spot on!
@maddiefm1588
@maddiefm1588 3 года назад
i’ve stumbled to the premium side of youtube
@catchild1013
@catchild1013 3 года назад
Fancy 🧐
@roj6895
@roj6895 3 года назад
ive been here for awhile its nice
@zilleaxolotl3457
@zilleaxolotl3457 3 года назад
there's nothing I love more than when Jarvis calls me premium and a voice shouts "goold!" in the background
@pranavkarmarkar
@pranavkarmarkar 2 года назад
I actually dislike that "gooooold" shout but more power to you, fellow premium viewer
@citrusune
@citrusune Год назад
@@pranavkarmarkar well now I'm curious. why do you dislike it? is there a backstory? has gold Jarvis man wronged you? these are the things I need to know
@saltierthanthepacificocean6304
@saltierthanthepacificocean6304 3 года назад
jarvis laughing at literally everything is something i want to see everyday
@Jo-yk6oz
@Jo-yk6oz 2 года назад
6:23 - For when you want to shoot the shit.
@LevantQueen
@LevantQueen 2 года назад
This deserves more appreciation
@mooniedreams
@mooniedreams 3 года назад
Some of these just look like someone who doesn’t understand interior design uses platforms in the Sims
@portxr
@portxr 3 года назад
as someone who doesn't understand interior design and uses platforms in the sims i can confirm i would do this
@arcticdino1650
@arcticdino1650 3 года назад
"It feels like turning on the lamp might be a little too intimate" Well, if that lamp has a body, you might be "turning on" that lamp in multiple ways. I hate myself for putting this thought out there
@adrienscrown2079
@adrienscrown2079 3 года назад
I hate that this actually could be the reason they made this lamp lol
@BirchMonkey857
@BirchMonkey857 3 месяца назад
I refuse to believe the hand pillows aren't a fetish thing.
@onibeebee
@onibeebee 3 года назад
3:44 confirmed that jarvis doesnt know what night time is
@myrianrose3619
@myrianrose3619 3 года назад
Does Jarvis know about McMansionHell? I feel like Jarvis would like McMansionHell
@xandracatatalano8972
@xandracatatalano8972 3 года назад
imagine all the times you would stub your toe on that awkward kitchen sink
@sweeflyboy
@sweeflyboy 3 года назад
Rick Astley for president
@xandracatatalano8972
@xandracatatalano8972 3 года назад
@@sweeflyboy amen
@clarrytheclam
@clarrytheclam 2 года назад
5:10 Silly Jarvis, it’s clearly four tiny triangular draws that slot together into the square! ❌
@eskhatos
@eskhatos 2 года назад
What's upsetting about all of these weirdly placed stairs is that I'd definitely try to mess around on them daily and likely hurt myself
@TheReginaldBarris
@TheReginaldBarris 3 года назад
That kitchen podium is the most lonely island I've ever seen in a kitchen😥
@990doglover
@990doglover 3 года назад
This video is just Jarvis giving us a tour of his place
@jvnxiie2441
@jvnxiie2441 3 года назад
8:53 Jarvis, I *AM* the below ground depression in my bathroom
@jordannone1817
@jordannone1817 3 года назад
Poor Jarvis hated that room so much that he forgot windows don't provide a light source when it's night time.
@joelong9221
@joelong9221 3 года назад
I’m saving up for Jarvis Johnson Platinum
@cubespork6928
@cubespork6928 3 года назад
the elevated bathroom is to solve the bathroom hierarchy and feel empowered
@squarepotatoes
@squarepotatoes 3 года назад
4:30 I laughed the most genuine laugh I have in over a year Thank you so much
@theexploraholic
@theexploraholic 3 года назад
What I’ve learned from this: Jarvis DOES have room for a dishwasher, as long as he likes triangles!
@catarina8721
@catarina8721 3 года назад
all this photos of the gun related designs are exactly what i imagine kaitlin bennett's house to look like and nobody can convince me otherwise
@annie_is_bored
@annie_is_bored 3 года назад
The only thing that's missing is jarvis having a lacroix
@ferdousikhanam5043
@ferdousikhanam5043 3 года назад
But this isn’t his second channel where he gets a little goofier and wackier and drinks lacroix
@galaxychill9578
@galaxychill9578 3 года назад
@@ferdousikhanam5043 but...it *is* his second channel
@Canada_Official
@Canada_Official 3 года назад
@@galaxychill9578 this is his premium channel huge diffrence
@geminaljane
@geminaljane 3 года назад
I really love the spice Donald Glover really added to this episode (he's from Community btw)
@princessketamine0
@princessketamine0 3 года назад
0:58 would you say this is your second channel, where you get a little wackier, a little sillier, and maybe drink La Croix?
@ARandomYoutuber2
@ARandomYoutuber2 Год назад
DREW REFERENCE ?!?!?!
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