This is the second one for which I wrote half a novel as a description. The tl;dr is that while this cover is not good, it's not really supposed to be my magnum opus. I deliberately picked something I would fail at in an attempt to get my fear of failure under control a bit. I'm extremely nervous every time I upload anything, whether I think it might be good or not, and I somehow have to learn that mistakes are not bad. Failing is okay.