Pocahontas in Six Minutes

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Or bit the beating hearts of Tory men
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@LilianOrchard 5 лет назад

I have been informed that Pocahontas and Nakoma are sisters. I regret those Gay Princess jokes now >.

@haleywalker1640 5 лет назад

Well, you're not the only one who didn't know that and shipped the two so don't feel too bad.

@rainyrouge5123 5 лет назад

Wait, they're sisters. Oh crap, I was totally shipping them when I was eight

@smilesthroughfandoms5595 5 лет назад

Wait they’re sisters?

@mysticwayfinder3578 5 лет назад

@John Brooks I mean, I don't think this is Alabama so it's not that surprising.

@danielossaconcha7400 5 лет назад

Heh, you learn something new everyday

@warbacca1017 5 лет назад

"These white men are dangerous." History class in one sentence. Never get tired of that meme

@warbacca1017 5 лет назад

@@DesOttsel I didn't say it was always non-white groups who said this.

@juanmanuelpenaloza9264 4 года назад

They brought drugs, they brought crime, they were rapists...and some I assume were good people. See, I can say those words too and make more sense.

@CuckHunt 3 года назад

Judaized history class.

@RamoneKemono 2 года назад

@@warbacca1017 That's true. Even white people are afraid of other white people. Just ask the Irish.

@JustAFantasy2015 Год назад

summed up a little too well

@Oscar_Lasco 5 лет назад

2:18 Now I get it! English greeting = alcoholism, lactose indigestion and smallpox.

@jameso2290 5 лет назад

@Brigitta Freya the smallpox came from the blankets.

@tappyokamaniok210 5 лет назад

To be honest, I used to like it only because she didn't end up with the guy, like... it wasn't her goal in life to get married or something.

@kingofmonsters14 4 года назад

no. it was an arranged marriage. besides, if you look up the real historical Pocahontas, she was married to... un... well, he was in the sequel, but the name eludes me. anyway, she married the guy from the sequel when she was 13.

@kingofmonsters14 4 года назад

@OLIVIA VALENTIN thank you- what this guy said.

@RamoneKemono 2 года назад

@@kingofmonsters14 How dare you remind me that abomination exists

@gamepopper101 5 лет назад

I knew Lily would have bones to pick with this film. The blankets line floored me.

@esper6683 5 лет назад

"Ooh blankets these will be handy" AND I OOP

@cutiepie120048 5 лет назад

😂😂😂

@jasminflores6935 5 лет назад

I only watch the movie for it's visuals, more as an art piece. The hair animation is phenomenal, and the colors and music in "Savages" is really gorgeous.

@isaacgleeth3609 5 лет назад

More realistic scene: Nakoma: "Come down here!" Pocahontas: "What? I can't hear you." Nakoma: "Come down here!!" Pocahontas: "Canned brown beer? No thanks." EDIT: Fun fact. The Scottish settler is voiced by the legendary comedian Billy Connolly.

@greyphilosopher8638 5 лет назад

"Stop being self-aware movie it makes it harder to hate you" PFFFFF

@HarmlessNightshade 5 лет назад

One word. YIKES As a kid, I found this movie really boring and didn't really understand any of it. Pretty sure I never finished it. Now I'm in my 20s good LORD this movie is bad. I can't believe Disney thought they could get away with this. I think the creepist bit is knowing in real life pocahontas was 12. There's so much wrong with this movie it's uncomfortable to sit through.

@odracircomix7359 5 лет назад

plus the princess and the frog was racist depiction too

@pyrook4074 5 лет назад

at least that movie was entertaining though, Pocahontas is just plain boring

@kingcapoctii2837 5 лет назад

@@odracircomix7359 wow, you really didnt watch the princess and the frog, did you?

@kingofmonsters14 4 года назад

i agree with you on principal, but the final two minutes of this movie, with the swelling music and the visuals, gives me goosebumps every single time and i fucking love it

@smilee2566 3 года назад

@@kingcapoctii2837 They made the first black princess a frog for most of her movie... disney does the bare minimum when it comes to diversity.

@margaretmcfarland793 5 лет назад

To be fair, I'm pretty sure this supposed fact was never mentioned in the movie; if they were sisters,the movie should've made it clear so it's not our fault. Plus, most sources say that the two were only best friends and were not related. So unless it is officially stated by the creators or Disney, you don't have anything to regret by shipping them together, Lily.

@arourallis 5 лет назад

Also, Disney, _there are no 300 foot tall cliffs or giant mountains on the James River._ You blatantly ignored not only actual history, but actual, _currently observable geography_ for _the draaaaaama._ Sincerely, someone who lives in almost this exact spot in coastal Virginia.

@pikaace 5 лет назад

Ya know Disney, if you insist on remaking all your movies, why don’t you remake this and fix...well...EVERYTHING

@NukeIzka102 5 лет назад

And please animate it in 2D

@lillie4940 5 лет назад

I remember reading somewhere that they will indeed make this in live action Doesn't comfort me much since I'm not really believing that they'll fix this clusterfuck

@NukeIzka102 5 лет назад

I know but I just like 2D animation. + 2D animation is dying and I'm salty about that

@lillie4940 5 лет назад

@@NukeIzka102 It's dying for specific reasons It's like the anime industry years and years of bad writing is bound to kill a medium, and writing stories just to revive it isn't going to do shit Also, 2d animation is really user-unfriendly since you gotta draw every single frame by hand unless you use adobe flash and bode the consequences (hi my name is adobe flash and i'm buggy as crap")

@skeonstodis663 5 лет назад

Actually the the tribe that "Pocahantos came from doesn't want Disney to do a remake or anyone else to do a movie on her and to just leave her alone..because its not getting better yt people still be on their shit especially disney.

@gatsmen2200 5 лет назад

Fool, did you not realize? THERE IS ACTUALLY A STRAIGHT TO DVD SEQUAL TO POCAHONTAS!

@meevins 5 лет назад

Oh we do know we just pretend those sequels don't exist

@NukeIzka102 5 лет назад

I know but my brain doesn't want to remember and I'm ok with that

@genieglasslamp5028 5 лет назад

@@meevins But Cinderella 3 is pretty good. And Alladin and the King if thieves is also great, the Lilo and Stitch sequels are all pretty good.

@estherkirakawaii 5 лет назад

It's weird to think Disney thought this would be successful over the Lion King

@Draftsman_MC1300 5 лет назад

On a lesser note, what’s with the single Scotsman. I’m fairly sure the English still treated them and the Irish like second class citizens at this point.

@isaacgleeth3609 5 лет назад

Don't question the presence of Billy Connolly in this movie.

@bleakautomaton4808 5 лет назад

From irish old country I can say the english woulda had a kind of indentured servitude thing, aiding with building and such. But being a disney film they didn't do that, they did cuz americans like scots and irishman in movies. A shame about Brave though, could've been better but could've been worse.

@Draftsman_MC1300 5 лет назад

Bleak Automaton I’m curious, what was a miss with brave? I am Irish and Scottish heritage wise but I’m Americans, so the most I honestly know about the culture basically boils down to “KNOTS, RED BEARDS, KIIIIIILTS”. So I’d like to know what your perspective is, if you don’t mind sharing?

@bleakautomaton4808 5 лет назад

@@Draftsman_MC1300 I'm secong generation immigrant, born in USA, so I can say Brave wasn't misleading - people tell me Mulan had the big historical issues but I wouldn't know. From folklore, Brave had a nice coinciding feeling with tales I've read as a kid about fairyfolk and magic. The thing that got me on a second viewing was all the guys being obnoxious- blah blah some are in real life, still it was a bit grating for a movie. Not a bad or insulting movie, I want to be clear there. Not all horses in disney need to be personality machines like in Rapunzel but clydesdales are full of hyperactivity that I've seen. Needed more of that for sure, lol.

@Draftsman_MC1300 5 лет назад

Bleak Automaton so basically, the men act a bit too much like the stereotypes and the horses aren’t hyperactive enough?

@SkorpionDoorman 5 лет назад

Being someone who comes from Cherokee Native American blood, as a kid I didn't think much of this movie. I thought it was boring and I didn't see it much afterward. Now that I'm going on 20 next month, and now understand the situation of the natives a little more, all I have to say is this movie needs to rot in the deepest fires of hell where it came from. Never have I ever felt so insulted in all my life with what I saw.

@ApplePi3.1415 5 лет назад

I have to admit it was bad when it comes to history. But I have no clue why u would be that offended

@matthewthesylveon5821 5 лет назад

Oh cool, Lily has a new video up! *Pocahontas in 6 Minutes* Ohhhhhhhhh this should be good.

@Naharu. 5 лет назад

Kocoum was my first crush ever and l refuse to aknowledge this movie existed because of his death. He deserved way more.

@user-bf8zc9eo1o 5 лет назад

Wait, Pocahontas's 12? That makes the movie so much worse.🤢

@cosmic_riff 5 лет назад

McKenzie Eby it’s still bad if she’s 16, since John Smith is like, 24

@sophie3869 5 лет назад

Yup and the Disney Snow White is 14

@beepot2764 5 лет назад

Clearly not in this version of the story or that's a really realllly mature 12 yr old.

@aanyamallick7747 4 года назад

Yes she is Disney have a way of insulting cultures of people by twisting their actual tale of their people , making it their own show. No wonder china hated Mulan, so glad the life action fixed it and actually have Chinese culture

@archer5915 3 года назад

@@aanyamallick7747 Yeah no, the Mulan remake is worse. Look for "Everything culturally wrong with Mulan (2020)" on youtube.

@forltanchannel2359 5 лет назад

"16th century equivalent of buddy Armstrong" this movie could do with post apocalyptic dudes and mutants tbh

@adlersadie1579 5 лет назад

In the real version john and pocahantas are actually just friends

@skyblueblazes9332 5 лет назад

It’s the goddamn Straight Agenda

@haleywalker1640 5 лет назад

And even then, friends with an asterix since from what I can tell, John Smith was a massive fuck up when it comes to good relationships between white people and Native American.

@elizabethb4168 5 лет назад

Actually she frickin hated him and he lied about it I'm pretty sure

@adlersadie1579 5 лет назад

@@elizabethb4168 idk i read that they were friends 🤷‍♀️

@cosmic_riff 5 лет назад

They were also 12 and 20

@Deadpoolzilla 5 лет назад

History in a nutshell 'Yeah, it was going great till the white guys showed up'

@samtoney2904 5 лет назад

This is like... not true... at all.

@samtoney2904 5 лет назад

@Pontis yes it was some history but not all

@isadoracostahamsi163 5 лет назад

I was reading a children book with Native Brazilian short stories. One of them began like this: “...she was the most beautiful girl, all animals loved her and she loved walking in the forest. Then one day she encountered pale men in strange outfits...” I skipped to the next story. Nothing good comes after “she met pale men in strange clothes•

@seancriswell4505 5 лет назад

Next up is gonna be the Bells of... NOTRE DAME (a.k.a. that level in Dream Drop Distance where we fought a fruit bat instead of Frollo; even though we all really wanted to fight against him, don't deny it).

@sultanmalik9808 5 лет назад

'Sees Title in notifications' Oh ho boy!

@hotcocoandart 4 года назад

"Oh blankets these will be handy!" Me: **Laughs nervously in smallpox**

@katieg1071 3 года назад

Rewatching the Disney IAMs and holy shit that LISA joke hit me like a freight train

@Zodia195 5 лет назад

Irony of this movie was this was intended to be the "Big Blockbuster" not Lion King lol. I was 14 when this movie came out and the only thing I enjoyed about it was the soundtrack. Pocahontas was a cool char though. But yeah this movie wasn't as popular as the last 4 prior to it and the next one was even more polarizing because parents complained it was 'too dark'. But when you consider the source material, Disney's version of Hunchback was a walk in the park.

@TheRedPandaCat 5 лет назад

Most of the songs in Pocahontas and the animation along with them are awesome, and the pug's & raccoon's antics were cute. Everything else is… ehhhhhhh…

@peterstonestreet456 5 лет назад

God now I want Pocahontas to have a girlfriend!

@Foustdoodles98 5 лет назад

Me too

@peterstonestreet456 5 лет назад

Also Wiggins and Radcliffe, I see it.

@meevins 5 лет назад

@@peterstonestreet456 That's the only thing I could think of whenever I saw them together: they're boyfriends

@baydiac 5 лет назад

Absolutely Fabulous Let’s not make the villains gay maybe? Didn’t we learn anything from Beauty and the Beast? goddamn

@mikkat8613 5 лет назад

Too late for that

@PlanetDiablo16967 5 лет назад

Oh I've been waiting for this.

@bleakautomaton4808 5 лет назад

Movie romance - works out fine. History romance - NOOOO STOP!

@fortis3686 5 лет назад

Hard to believe that my friends was shown this in history class. I am now thankful I wasn’t among them

@nanoff815 3 года назад

We read from the textbook and the info were kinda half truths. It was 3rd grade. On Fridays we watched VHS tapes of any child friendly movie lying around and this movie confused me so much since it contradicted the textbook. By 7th garde they started telling us the real truths.

@jamesmallone 5 лет назад

5:16-5:22 ah, Disney movies in the 90's, when they thought we'd never notice that Jim Cummings was doing the singing for major characters who are otherwise not voiced by Jim Cummings.

@lucythevixen8757 5 лет назад

It's funny how when this film was being made it was the same time Lion King was in production and many staff members at Disney left that film to work on this one thinking this would be the more successful film, those people must be fucking punching themselves now

@bjornjonsson6583 4 года назад

"Get in touch with your roots"😂😂

@petrelli231 5 лет назад

We really need a video of Lily discussing Breadtube.

@wazzupyuwu 5 лет назад

Holy shit, Pocahontas was meant to be twelve years old? God damnit Disney, what is your deal?!

@dinodare1605 5 лет назад

Disney completely rewrote the story and likely changed her age to be adult in the process. In the actual history, she was 12 though.

@scarletletter4900 5 лет назад

Disney's deal is euro-centrism at eh expense of everything else.

@Quinntus79 3 года назад

Closer to 9 or 10.

@nancydrewfan7890 5 лет назад

I was waiting for this and Lily definitely did not disappoint!

@nitarapavick8428 4 года назад

wow. I though all of Pocahontas's people would be firetruck red with horns. I like this improvement.

@foxyfrolic 4 года назад

This movie is such a slap to the face when u think about the real pocahontas & what she went thru, like what the fuck

@forwhomthetacobelltolls 5 лет назад

I want to make “aw! That’s gay!” My text notification.

@Gamer22741 5 лет назад

Wait! Someone else knows about Lisa the Joyful RPG? Awesome!

@Foustdoodles98 5 лет назад

Who is Lisa the Joyful?

@Gamer22741 5 лет назад

@@Foustdoodles98 Lisa the Joyful is a game on steam, it's a turn based RPG with simplistic graphics but a really deep story.

@Foustdoodles98 5 лет назад

@@Gamer22741 thank you for the response. Also, you say the story is really deep, but I bet it's not.

@Anodoni 4 года назад

@@Foustdoodles98 I personally wasn't a fan of LISA, and I don't know if I'd call the story "really deep" like OP did, but even then... You haven't played the game, keep your uninformed opinions to yourself.

@foxonfirestudies3255 3 года назад

As a black kid who didn't know the full story of racism, because of education system, something about this movie always felt off, and now I know why. In 4th-grade history, I remember history being taught that the fight between the native Americans and colonizers was started by Native Americans, even though the heavily stated that slavery and racism were wrong. Of course, any sensible person, or anyone who was taught the truth would know that Native Americans did not start the fights and slavery, but it really shows how much the education system has purposefully falsified and sugarcoated the truth, considering that I was also taught that the KKK died out along time ago, even though they are still around today.

@darthslain 5 лет назад

wait the real pochontas was 12?......but....ohhhh noooooo.

@TheRusty 5 лет назад

I always loved the random towering gigantic cliff in the mouth of a swampy river in North Carolina

@juanmanuelpenaloza9264 4 года назад

Wasn't Jamestown in Virginia?

@kingofmonsters14 4 года назад

i don't care what anyone says; the final two minutes of this movie, with the swelling music and the visuals, gives me goosebumps every single time and i fucking love it

@isadoracostahamsi163 5 лет назад

Pocahontas was my favourite princess (and movie) growing up. Now hear me out. I am from Brazil, I had no idea she was an actual historical figure and didn’t even realised it happened in the USA (movies made me believe the natives there all lived in deserts). I have native blood, but it is very distant and I don’t even know anything about that (you know, since they killed all men and forced married the woman not allowing for them to keep their culture). Most people in my region have a litter native blood. Regardless, I always loved my native blood the most* and thought the movie happened in South America. So it made me really happy that one of the princesses was a native. I didn’t care for the romance plot. I just loved how strong she was portrait. *Brazilians usually have blood from at least Portugal, Natives and different parts of Africa. I myself also have ancestors from Síria, Germany and Holland. But it is mostly a “fun fact” it is rare to know much about our ancestors.

@isadoracostahamsi163 5 лет назад

I did get mad at the music that portrays both of them as equally wrong. I remember thinking, “the natives are right , they are the ones invading and only caring for money ! The Portuguese are just being dicks in their part of the music” ( I thought they were Portuguese).

@nneka1657 5 лет назад

Love the description😂😂👍

@ryanbearse8831 5 лет назад

Everything Wrong With Pocahontas In 6 Minutes Or Less (CinemaSins Parody) 0:00-6:40

@phoebelim5255 5 лет назад

... subtle Lily... real subtle...

@kingofmonsters14 4 года назад

anyone else hoping we'll kick Ratcliffe's butt in Kingdom Hearts soon?

@michaelgilmore7065 5 лет назад

For someone that knows the real history of these events I found Disney's representation extremely offensive.

@RainbowMilk1996 4 года назад

The gift baskets bit legit made me laugh. I mean, this movie is a hot mess, but still.

@oreooertel925 4 года назад

When learning about poetry my teacher had us read the savages song or whatever it’s called and... it’s so bad then he showed us the song.. and it was WORST

@artsigeek3478 5 лет назад

I’m glad you’re ripping this movie apart

@UchaNekome 5 лет назад

To be fair Disney based this off of a book John Smith wrote. In it he made himself out to be a hero and Pocahontas out to be 18. It was all bullshit and really Disney shouldn't have based a movie off of it but here we are.

@redribbonx8984 5 лет назад

Nice paint reference in the description

@tarabarden7535 5 лет назад

*sees this video in recommended* Ohhhhh, shit is about to go dooowwnnn.

@acleus 4 года назад

Nearly fucking choked on the "blankets" joke. I wasn't ready for that one. lol

@margareteagle4666 5 лет назад

Lily, you’re so savage, you’re a fire hazard 🔥🔥🔥

@jackhasbadopinions4262 5 лет назад

"Go out on a limb" Ha. Haha. Cause it's a tree.

@theasinclaire52 Год назад

In real life, Kokoum was Pocahontas' first husband. He was good to her and she had a good relationship with him.

@thatreallyweirdthing3285 5 лет назад

Great video as always!!!💜

@johndelanie3649 5 лет назад

That blanket joke is so sly but so good

@iainhansen1047 5 лет назад

We’ve been waiting for this one

@crimsonthunder2641 5 лет назад

Pocahontas was 12! Wait wait! Then how old is the guy she's with??

@skyblueblazes9332 4 года назад

If I remember correctly, somewhere in his 40s

@nanoff815 3 года назад

In real life the ratio was something like 12 to 45-50. In the movie I think its 18 to 24.

@briarwolf0501 5 лет назад

Ohp. I've been waiting for this one

@midnightwolfwarrior 4 года назад

... Holy shit, I think that voice you use as "the voice of white imperialism" sounds exactly like Terrible Writing Advice. Lily, why do you and I share so many creators as faves?

@izayus11 5 месяцев назад

Dollar tree "Everything wrong with..."

@LilianOrchard 5 месяцев назад

Dollar tree MST3K If you're going to insult me do it properly

@goobusmcgee684 5 лет назад

Okay that last joke was good

@mahnati2461 5 лет назад

I know that you probably will never do this, but it would be interesting to see a Glass of Water (or any type of video) with your thoughts on "bread tube", especially after seeing you take a jab at it in recent videos. Great video by the way!

@saramcmurtrie3955 4 года назад

Yeah that probably Columbus

@krankarvolund7771 3 года назад

To be fair Columbus is the archetypal white settler :p

@sofiakaos5278 5 лет назад

pocahontas and her sister were 12 years old???

@DarkLyo 5 лет назад

Would it just be easier for you to just simply make a spreadsheet listing which of our childhood favorites are secretly evil ... ... okay typing that out I didn't mean to make that sound sarcastic I was genuinely asking if it would generally make things easier

@namelesswords 4 года назад

Less tool, more 3 course meal with all the fixins

@strangerakari2836 5 лет назад

Wait, cheese? I thought Native Americans were lactose-intolerable, because vikings "poisoned" them with either milk or cheese.

@skyblueblazes9332 5 лет назад

Americans

@butlerkitty 5 лет назад

exactly...

@turkishvan2 5 лет назад

Native Americans are lactose-intolerant because they didn't have a source of animal milk. Lactase is the enzyme that allows us to digest milk as a child, but mammals loose it as they age. A mutation can happen that results in a human being able to produce it into adulthood, and if you live in a culture that has a long history of dairy livestock (Europeans, some Africans, Southern Asians), that mutation provides you with a an additional source of nutrition. Ergo, your chances of having lots of kids increases and it becomes a trait that increases with time. If you live in a culture without milk, the mutation provides no benefits, and so doesn't become a trait that gets passed on anymore than any others. Perhaps one day Native Americans will become lactose-tolerant now that they have access to milk, but evolution takes a while.

@radio7353 3 года назад

@@turkishvan2 i can confirm as a native (Cheyenne) that we are, in fact, lactose-tolerant like everyone else and have been for a long time, what are you on about

@turkishvan2 3 года назад

@@radio7353 Um, a lot of people aren't lactose-tolerant, so it's not exactly an "everyone else" thing. According to data, around 75-79% of Native Americans are lactose-intolerant. The number is also high among Japanese people and Native Australians. I don't doubt your experiences, but perhaps the Cheyenne unusually lactose-tolerant for Native Americans

@OneTwo-jb6ce 5 лет назад

First pocahontas was like 17 in the Disney adaptation of the actual story were she was 12

@genieglasslamp5028 5 лет назад

You cant lie and say Savages isnt a banger song.

@samburnham2758 5 лет назад

I’m so glad Disney wasn’t too much of a presence in my childhood

@Rorygloryhole 4 года назад

Hey yall, Nakoma is not her canon sister Its believed she was based off IRL Pocahontas half sister but In movie they aren't sisters

@mikkat8613 5 лет назад

When you said blankets I just about died

@zgierskiisaname3923 5 лет назад

I want gay couples to have the right to defend their marijuana plantation with loaded AK 47, also i like the movie, the musics are great, the colors, the animation and a protagonist that have a little development.I know is not a great movie and acknowledge it's flaws.

@akirarose3947 5 лет назад

Yay! A new disney video! XD

@Avaaaaaaaaaaaaaa 5 лет назад

3:18 i laughed out loud lmaooo

@mysticwayfinder3578 5 лет назад

Seeing Pocahontas and John Smith kiss disgusted me so much that I skipped the next seconds and didn't hear whatever joke you made. Screw this movie.

@LilianOrchard 5 лет назад

You should go back because that's the best joke in the video

@mysticwayfinder3578 5 лет назад

Just did. Even though I covered the screen with my hand, the joke was fucking hilarious. Damn straights, they stop trying to bring their straight agenda into movies. Give us gay princesses instead.

@camomiletea7357 5 лет назад

your brilliant cynicism is all I need in my day

@marcog2270 5 лет назад

So glad I didn’t watch this movie in 3rd grade and instead saw tangled

@asimplelemming4471 5 лет назад

Yeah, this movie...Yikes. I'll never forget that the real Pocahontas was 12 in real life, but back in the nineties the only ones who knew that fact was historians and Algonquian people. I still like the music though, but everything else? Ha, no

@littlewhiterabbit202 3 года назад

I love this movie then cuz its Disney take on this story where I could understand it as a small child and I love it today cuz it pisses off people that self hate selves for the lack of pigment in their skin 😁

@davidpopolizio3781 5 лет назад

OOOOooo blankets! Also a smart joke everybody

@user-yc1fk6jy1i 5 лет назад

SHES 12?!

@animefreak8535 5 лет назад

Ok this is going to be good. Hear the first joke thank you Lily 😎😎😎 LOL

@ProcrastinationQueen 4 года назад

You know, ever since I found the internet as a kid, I feel like everyone is shaming me for being white and supposedly straight (I’ve got no clue if I’m actually straight. Not enough social interaction to know for sure)

@BronxDragon 5 лет назад

Pocahontas was a kid right so does that mean John Smith was a lolicon?

@AlexGoldhill 5 лет назад

No, that makes him a paedophile.

@Quinntus79 3 года назад

Historically, John Smith didn't really have much to do with Pocahontas. Smith basically wrote a self insert fanfiction of his contact with the Powhatan tribe, and Disney made a movie out of it.

@nanoff815 3 года назад

Smith never dated Pocahontas or anything like that irl. She may have delivered food to colonists a few times but thats about it. John Smith claimed that Pocahontas saved his life later on but that was either a half truth or just a lie.

@DisneyPlushiesLove1 5 лет назад

Do the many adventures of Winnie the Pooh next please for my request

@jonmercano1138 5 лет назад

Lily has a list of Disney films she’s doing, and she doesn’t take requests. The next one is Hunchback of Notre Dame

@katatonic726 3 года назад

2:37 Stoppp! 😅 "No woman makes THIS😏 face when ogling a man." ?!?! yessuhhh! & these > 😊🙃🤤😲😍these are definitely only some of the faces! Especiallyyyy if homeboy can't see you cuz ur accidentally spying like Poca!!! You know?! No? 😶🙄😏