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Play "Drunk or Kid"! you both write down something you did once that was so dumb you either had to be drunk or a kid, and the other has to guess which it is

Jenna and Julien yelling and ranting Marbles: unfazed Cup gets knocked over Marbles: Has seen the war

someone: how would you describe your body type? me: hard sausage body

I cant teIl if its hot or cold in their studio, jenna is wrapped up like winter and julian is dressed for summer?????

has marble even left his new suitcase or does he live there now

YOU KNOW HOW YOU CAN THANK US FOR THE GREEN SCREEN?? BY WEARING GREEN AND BEING FLOATING HEADS.

thank you thank you thank you thank you for talking about the glass of wine during a talk show from the point of view of someone who might be recovering from an addiction I appreciate that so much it's not something people address very often and I really appreciate it

11:34 "I will *never* wheel him around, unless you ask me to, and then I will absolutely wheel him around right away" I know it was jokes but that was actually the cutest thing ever bc he literally uploaded a vlog of him kangaroo-ing Meeble w him in public, a dog suitcase isn't that far off

Jenna's straight face "yeah the cockroach I wrapped up for you for Christmas" 😂

Marbles literally asked for a wheelchair for his birthday.

2 really tame weird cats 1 lazy stuffed rat AND NOW 1 sheepish long-legged deer

Julien's kinda slowly losing it in this episode lmaoo

jenna pls teach julien how to gogo dance in ur next video

*Jenna Julien podscast with dr Phil theme tune playing in the background but every time Julien touches his mic it gets louder*

JnJ calling out America's alcohol culture like

"I'm surprise you like me...at all"

"I would never wheel him around....unless you asked me to and then I would immediately wheel him around" Hahahaha!! That was adorable.

*DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED...* On 30 second RU-vid ads you can't skip

Omg when Jenna said "everybody loves Liza koshy" Liza would freak she's a huge fan of Jenna marbles haha

I waited so long for someone to drink that iced coffee 😂😂😂

I'm in recovery (almost 7 years!) and seeing drinking on morning shows is unnerving and triggering. I can't even watch them. I so appreciate the empathy you both show for people in recovery. Not everyone understands how impactful something as small as wine on a talk show can be, and your ability to consider it from another's perspective is really awesome!

I don't think I'll ever get tired of Jenna saying "oh hell yeaaaaa"

2017: Marbles is in a rolling suitcase 2019: Marbles is laying on a pillow

P.A.W: *P*ortable *A*lternative to *W*alking. They missed a great opportunity here.

Please make the dogs and Julien look like characters from The Office

"will you wheel him around in this?" "no. I will never wheel him around. unless you ask me to, and then I'll absolutely wheel him around right away" talk about relationship/dog parent/love in the household GOALS

Why has no one created a compilation of Jenna saying “Don’t ever talk to me or my son again”?! Make it happen!

KATY PERRY EATS WITH HER MOUTH OPEN !!!! DONT GET ME STARTED!!!!

I find it hilarious that Debbie called her dog gilde! and that you compared her to a sausage! It is actually a company in Norway, that makes sausage, called gilde! 😂

I made a point out of not clicking on the Katy Perry stream, because it just pissed me off, that after all the trouble actual RU-vidrs have had with the platform and ads lately, I get a freaking uninvited notification about some celebrity I have no interest in..

jenna- " good burp" "good yawn" "good sneeze" "good struggle noise'

39:49 "Some" *BODY ONCE TOLD ME THE WORLD WAS GONNA ROLL ME* thank you to that one person that made that edit, now it' stuck in my head

I saw the Bill Nye thing too and I was so upset. That man is so important to our generation and they were blatantly just mocking him! So frustrating!

Get a pet psychic to talk to your dogs and ad to see what they think of you. I went down a rabbit hole of watching pet psychic videos and they're amazing, don't know if it's real or not but it would be fun to see.

I did not watch Katy Perry's live stream, but I did listen to the interview DeRay Mckesson did with her during her live stream for Pod Save the People, and it was really uncomfortable. If you aren't familiar with that podcast, it deals with social justice issues and frequently covers race politics, and the episode was supposed to be about facing yourself and your mistakes in relation to race. Katy treated it like a personal branding interview, went on and on about her musical inspirations complete with cutesy, off-topic anecdotes about her upbringing, and barely let DeRay speak when he tried to reel her back in. She talked over him and continuously interupted him and legit sounded some sort of not sober. She spoke almost exclusively in sound bytes and empty words, and said "hold space" 700 times, I'm pretty sure. When DeRay addressed the culturally appropriated elephant in the room, she responded by saying she made a mistake, but effectively 'here are all the reasons it's not my fault.' One of the most cringe inducing quotes was something like "my actions were wrong, my ego was wrong, but my intentions have always been so pure." She also used completely wrong but sort of similar- sounding words for other really simple words, like definition instead of difference: "what's the definition between appreciation of a culture and appropriation?" (She repeated this multiple times and used the wrong word every time). That's not a big deal I guess, but it's a pet peeve. I, like Julien, didn't have much of an opinion on her before, but the way she handled herself in this interview made me really not like her. She was rude, detached from reality, and seemed incredibly insincere 100% of the time, even when she started crying. (I think she was genuinely starting to cry, but in the way that people do when they feel they are being attacked, not for the reason she said. To be clear, she was not being attacked). I felt awful for DeRay, and also everybody should give Pod Save the People a listen because he is fantastic.

"I'm surprised you like me at all" literally me

So many people are commenting DINK under Katy Perry's livestream LMAO

talking about cockroaches... "what about the one I wrapped up for you for Christmas?" "that was really sweet" ... WHAt

From my experience of having rats and Chihuahuas I can confirm that my rats know more commands and tricks then my chihuahuas did. My rats could pull a basket up to get a trick and roll over but It took me a year to get Sydia (my Chihuahua ) to learn her name and we are still working on come (she is 3)

i tried watching the katy perry thing because liza was on it and then immediately felt uncomfortable because it seemed like katy gave 0 shits about liza (it just seemed super fake and staged), but i continued to watch until they started watching her old videos and she started yelling at her crew to lower the volume. idk if its because i personally feel uncomfortable easily, or whatever, but i could not watch katy be forced to hangout with people she doesn't care about. i total agree with jenna & julien

Fun fact: "Ad" means "name" in Turkish.

Marbles is 63 years old in dog years so y'know he's allowed to fuckin sit down once in a while

29:07 According to Urban Dictionary: Stacking Slang term local to California's central coast. 1. Verb. Loading the bong to be shared amongst the group. An incredibly underwhelming definition

That transition at 29:40 though. I swear I have never laughed so hard at anything on the internet in my life. Jenna's reaction is just priceless, and the transition was so smooth.

theres a small amount of green from the green screen around jennas hair which is making it look like a giant strawberry and im LIVING FOR IT

petition to get marbles his own podcast mic

Just realizing how hold marbles is- how the hell is jenna gonna handle losing any of these dogs

17:22 is my FUCKING favorite. My mom is a recovering alcoholic and never have I felt so happy about this topic being discussed.

When Julien says sorry to the cup for knocking it over at 10:56

31:38 Jenna: Yes daddy! Julien: (doesn't even miss a beat) Nature box.. AMAZING

the comfort these podcasts will bring me forever 💜

I feel the need to tell y'all that pioneer women has a cookie jar she sells at Walmart that is shaped like her basset hound Charlie and I bought it for my dog treats and i laugh every time I opened his head 🙆🏼 it's the best $12 I've ever spent

can we get a podcast where one of you talks about deep sea theories and one about space i could die happy

anyone else looking at the green halo around jenna's hair

Gamer asmr: accidental mouth breathing Swearing/racial slurs and other insults Button and key clicking Mom yelling in background opening a energy drink can pop/click

"A hard sausage " Jenna when talking about Gildy

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE DO A PODCAST IN GREEN SUITS FOR ONE HOUR AND YOU GUYS ARE JUST FLOATING HEADS OMGGGGGGGGGGG (Copyright: Alan Flint)

"I'm surprised you like me at all" literally me to my boyfriend 😂😂😂

I hate orange juice with pulp, its just a texture thing for me. its gross, feels like im drinking spit up or something. the only time I'll tolerate bits in a drink is for a smoothie because you'd expect that. but even still like bits in a drink is ew.

I completely agree with what Julian was saying about the Katy Perry thing, it felt really weird and she was ignoring Liza

i got in trouble today in school for telling my principle that dr phil is my biological father

I can't wait to see Jenna become a mom. She's such a wonderful encouraging dog mom and I hope she vlogs her journey through motherhood.

Julien: Also brought to you by NatureBox, if you wanna snack, be smart about it Jenna: Yes Daddy Julien: ? 31:35

I suffer from bipolar disorder and watching you guys makes me happy 🙏🏽

Still waiting for you guys to wear a green suit and be floating heads! Please

Pls do an AdCam so we can watch Ad for hours at a time

'Wow, good struggle noise' Marbles could do anything and he'll always be Jenna's bestest boy

I love how julien will start talking like Jenna and then Jenna will start talking like julien and then they just start talking weird 😂😂 it’s great

Suggestion: Shane Dawson on the podcast again, so Julien and Shane can say "hey what's up you guys!" at the same time.

Yall should do a podcast where Jenna goes to her old videos and read all the long descriptions she wrote and react

I've noticed that about Katy Perry too. Ever since she got that big deal for American Idol, she seems extra bratty and greedy, constant comments about money, and seems to be her ONLY focus. I saw her be like that on the James Corden Carpool series too. But then again, I never saw her live before this either.

Dang I really hope that Marbles lives as long as my chihuahua did, which was 19.

I wanna see Julien wheel marbles around in the suitcase while he's on the boosted board

Julien: Let us know how you feel about the stuff we talked about! I wanna know your opinions! Comment section: WHY IS JENNA ROLLING AROUND HER DOG'S CORPSE IN A SUITCASE?!

The pulp is actually where the vitamins come from. Well, alot of it.

I remember julien whispered to marble “thanks for taking care of Jenna for so many years” then kisses him and this podcast made me remember rhat

Grace Helbig used to do a bit with her NY friend, where she would troll the gaming chats trying to make small talk. I think you and Julian should give it a whirl.

I think it would be fun to do a podcast where you make inappropriate jingles for products that you have around your house, like the way Jenna did with "Diet cock!"

OMG YOUR KATY PERRY IMPERSONATION IS AMAZING

marbles peeping out the suitcase is too cute

those me undies might not be fresh out of the package, but they are fresh off that package........ goodbye everybody

Everyone went crazy on Katy Perry's live feed about being part of the Dink fam. It was epic and amazing. DINK DINK!

I want to buy MeUndies but their sizing is ridiculous... a 34 inch waist is a 2XL??! No plus sizing either :( I'll definitely use your codes if they come out with bigger sizes

Jenna and Julien complaining about their 6 bedroom house with ONLY 2.5 working toliets when there's only 2 people living there REALLY made me feel poor lmao

I binged all the podcasts recently and have been craving a new one so getting this notification was great

I wrote this last week, but I'll put it again here--because I really like the idea. I watched The Keepers and I would love if you guys did a podcast on the show (please watch it) or on unsolved crimes (which is what The Keepers is about). I really think you guys would like the show (especially Jenna--it has some conspiracy theory stuff) and would love to hear you guys talk about the show!

just me heartbroken listening to my comfort ppl i love u guys forever

The first four minutes was just marpel being moved around 😂

Jenna's next video should be pimping out marbles ride😂

If you're going to stay in the house even though all these leaks and stuff are happening, most landlords won't refuse if you offer to hire and pay for repairs to be done. Yeah it actually costs you that way, but you get to pick who fixes it and make sure the work gets done right. When it comes to a leak in your office, letting it continue could wind up costing you way more money than hiring and paying for repairs yourself. Just the fact that he won't have to pay for or do it himself is usually enough to convince them to give in. Look up your renters rights for your area. You may be able to do something about it without spending anything if he's not hiring licensed contractors or the repairs aren't being done properly or just saying certain things aren't his problem. My husband and I lived in an apartment that had a ceiling fan over the bed that was falling out of the ceiling so if you turned it on, it would spin AND swing around all over the place. It got to where we were scared it would fall on us while we were sleeping, even when it was off. That landlord told us someone who lived in the apartment before we did had installed that fan so it wasn't his responsibility to fix it. Being so young, we didn't think to look into renters rights in our area and wound up crawling up in the ceiling to fix the fan ourselves. A while later we went to our local courthouse and got pamphlets on renters rights, and sure enough, everything that was wrong with that place was the landlords responsibility. He didn't want to fix any of it, so we moved out. It's a really good idea to know your rights and what you can make him do to make your home stable and secure from the elements and electrical fires. If water is leaking from the 2nd floor of your house and going through the ceiling below and onto the floor, there's a huge risk that water is leaking between walls and possibly right down to outlets. Don't let that landlord jerk you around. You're renting a home that by law has standards for living conditions, and if you wanted you could have a city housing inspector come inspect your home and if THAT person thinks there are things putting you in danger, it'll be on the landlord to fix them to the city's standards and if he doesnt, the city will sue him for you. Sorry this is so long, but sometimes you're stuck in a situation and miss things around you that are easier to see from the outside. We went through a lot before learning what we are entitled to as renters and what landlords are required to do. It's easier to get things done if you do exactly what your renters rights say to, like sending a written complaint about leaks so there's records of you requesting repairs in case it gets heated and he wants to accuse you of breaking things on purpose or lie saying you never said anything was wrong.

Julien: *doing a NatureBox promo* Julien: Don't touch the junk food- Jenna: Yes daddy. we all see you Jenna.

I miss them. Thankful these videos are here. Lately, I'll watch something scary, but have a Jenna Julien Podcast ready to go for after.

So halfway though the podcast, I remembered that Marbles was still there inTENSLY looking at Jenna

I can't help but keep watching the faint green halo around Jenna's hair 😆 the green screen shows a little bit because her hair is so bright, I love it 😍

marble; you still alive? marble: *wheeze* Jenna: "WOW WHAT A ZEST FOR LIFE"

"Omg you're so cute" "now let's watch my videos" hahaha I died au laughter

Closing comment: this is probably my top 5 fave podcasts ever but I'm still disappointed that we didn't even get you started on kermit and peach!! Next time please?!!? I really want you to get started on a Kermit rant....if you can't tell he's clearly my favourite inter dog!! :)

Thank god for this! I'm home sick with strep and nothing to distract me from the fact that I might actually be dead but now I have a whole podcast to look forward to!

This is awesome! I've been watching you guys on Jenna's channel for like 8 years and I just discovered you guys had a podcast channel! Ive spent like all today and yesterday listening to them while applying for jobs. Thanks you guys! I love to hear your thoughts/opinions on things you guys are of course funny but also pretty smart its refreshing.

I fell asleep listening to your podcast earlier with headphones in and RU-vid kept playing your podcasts in a row and 5:22 woke me up. Thank you Jenna 😂