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the fact that that backround blended into the table was hot

you know those memes were its like "when you give people advice but end it with 'but idk tho' so you wont get blamed" thats like jenna saying "according to wikepedia", im dead lololol

Honestly I find comfort in their little arguments, they’re normal people just like you and me man.

I love the podcast, but I just adore when Jenna is in charge of content. I feel like I learn so much!! When she has that computer, I grab my popcorn and a notebook!

“We gained independence that year. It was a good year” - Julien

i was texting this guy i like and instead of saying stop im blushing i said stop im beef

My safe place is this podcast :( I miss you guys 😓 thank you for being my safety blanket, my best friends, the people who are here when no one else is... in my darkest moments you both are my light 💖 I love you guys thank you for creating works that will be here forever for when I need a friend, a distraction- I’m forever grateful for the both of you 🥺

I'm waiting for the day that they start their podcast with "ahhhhhh...Winc winc winc winc"

take a shot every time julien makes panicked eyes contact with the camera

these podcasts are currently getting me through the darkness depression ive ever been in. thank you, jenna and julien.

The Free Masons in my town (masonic lodge) gave me a college scholarship so idk man they gave me some charity

The Freemasons are pretty chill, they host a spaghetti night in my neighborhood

OMG I have an idea, please do this... kind of like Nuclear Winter but with cults. Write a bunch of qualifications/rules for cults, randomly select them, and decide which cults you would join! That would be so so fun and funny!

I want a shirt that says "No dancing until Jesus comes back"

I like watching these retrospectively and placing it in a particular era in my mind based on what colors are in Jenna's and Julien's hair.

*dink dink i smell like beef*

It’s so great to see the number of views to likes to dislikes. The numbers are insane. I love how the dink fam truly helps one another and sticks together. I hardly ever see hate comments and the dislikes arent trolls, just people who truly don’t like the video. Idk... I’ve never seen a “influencers” fan base so pure and loving as the dink fam. I love y’all and thanks.

A year later and I need another secret society podcast

''Where's that?'' ''Bavaria!'' ''What's that?'' ''A country! .... Oh, Germany, I'm an idiot." Made me laugh so hard. You guys are the best. :-D

I know I’m late, but my dad was a free mason. I remember going to the lodge as a kid when they would do get togethers when a brother would go up in rank. He could invite his family, they’d all make their “homemade chili” that was never really good. Then sometimes they’d do summer fairs with local businesses. My dad was all the way up to 32 and that’s the highest he could go in Ohio. He thought he could get in the Illuminati, that was his original plan. But to go to Washington, and get to a higher rank, you have to be chosen. When my dad passed away, they donated 12 thousand to our family for funeral costs. They also go college grants! I do really believe in the Free Masons. It’s a good brotherhood and I’m proud my dad was a part of it. No lizard people in Ohio tho.

Remember that one spongebob episode where squidward was part of the Illuminati

I can feel Julien trying to think of a was to segue

I LOVE HOW THE GREEN SCREEN TRANSFERRED ONTO THE TABLE LMAO I LOVE U GUYS

Yeah my dad’s a free mason and he’s not allowed to speak about anything that goes on during their meetings. He pays his dues, goes to the meetings, and that’s all I know about it.

I don't know why but i love the combination that Jenna has blue in her hair (normally depicted as being the more masculine color) and Julien has pink in his hair...it's cool and i like the combination a lot for some reason. love you guys!

i'm 2 minutes in... and i'm already so sad for Julien... do you really expect him to learn and pay attention... when.... it's.... ARIES SEASON beeeech. lol

Coming back to watch these to make my October feel normal this year.

I haven't gotten all the way through yet but I wanted to give a suggestion before I forget. If you didn't mention them and haven't heard of them you should look up cicada 3301. Every year they release an insanely cryptic and hard hunt/puzzle/code cracking challenge and if you finish it you get invited to join them. No one really knows what they do and I think once someone joins they basically disappear from the internet. Shits wild and so interesting.

Thank you for not placing 59754478 ads in your podcasts

I rewatch these podcasts all the time! 1. Cause I miss Jenna 2. Cause I always need something on while I'm in my apartment

The Beef Podcast is my favorite podcast

my father is a Free Mason. He is also part of an offshoot called the Shrine. He is in bagpipe and drum band. His band marches in parades (which they get paid for ) that money is then donated to the Shriners Children's hospital. They raise thousands of dollars a year. "They march so children can walk" The free masons, as I understand it is just a group of men coming together (mostly to get out of the house and eat a chicken dinner) trying to better their community. They gather donations to give to the children's hospital. The only thing "secret" about them in there secret handshake and passwords. Both my father and brother are part of the brotherhood. Thank you for spending the truth of the charitable actions. They really do save lives. If you have child that needs help with burns, cleft palate/ lips, spinal, or orthopedic issues contact the Shriners children's hospital because they can help you, free of charge (including travel and lodging). Thank you Jenna and Julien! love ya!

this is the best hangover I've ever had

Jenna and Julien arguing in soundboard voices just made my day.

Julien Triggered over sound board

I just wanna say, I’ve been having a really not great time recently but listing to you guys’ podcast really help. I’ve downloaded, like, 50 episodes on iTunes and listen to it whenever I need to laugh. Love you guys ❤️

Can y'all talk about scientology and how corrupt it actually is because its messed up...

I want Drunk History to collab with Jenna and Julien so bad

Utopia is originally DUTCH my dudes! In fact, it's the longest running reality show on Dutch television in history (still running today staring December 2013!). I'll arrange the subtitles. G'night from Amsterdam.

*WHAT ABOUT THE LIZARD PEOPLE?!?!!*

“Aesthetic holiness” me after a trip to ikea

2:43 "do you remember when we got the soundboard and i sat down over there for a couple of weeks so that would not happen!?" JENNA : "IM SOWWYY" 😂

A minute in and we got a *FIRE* segue 🔥🔥

I’ll have one side of FUCK ME UP FAM!

40:57 "So why are they following the trash eating rules? They can go get McDonald's now." Bold of you to claim that eating at McDonald's would violate that rule...

In the town where I go to college there’s a carnival every fall with food stands and the one that always cracks me up is the Masonic Corndog stand.

The jenna and julien podcast has taught me more than college has

My father is a free mason and I remember them doing a lot of things for charity/the community, while I was growing up but they were always super secretive about their meetings and goals. I still don’t know much about it myself. I’ve also been inside one or two of their lodges before.

'where is bavaria?' 'it's a country!' as a German I laughed so hard at that first part

This notification instantly raised my mood

the picture you used in the background of this episode is one of my favorites ever.. literally the exact same image. was my desktop for a while. love you guys

WOW...I had this playing at 0.75 speed accidentally and didn't realize until 1 minute into the podcast....I recommend this for some LOLz.

PITCH SHARK TANK IDEAS! lol i'll comment in every video. love you guys ♥

Ahaha, I can’t believe you guys brought up Pentecostals or “Church of God with Signs Following.” I’m from the south, North Carolina more specifically, and it’s a thing. To my knowledge I’ve never met a Pentecostal church goer, and people in this area who aren’t apart of that church kind of joke about them too. My sister went to one of their churches once while doing some kind of project in college (she mastered in Divinity) and she didn’t get to see any snakes, but she did get to see them speak in tongues. As for feet washing, that’s actually not an unusual practice for Protestant churches in the south. Even a “normal” baptist may do it. I haven’t been to church in years, so any dink Fam can chime in if they remember better than me, but somewhere in the Bible there’s a passage about a woman washing Jesus’s feet and then him washing her feet directly after even though he was a holy figure, he was being humble and returning the favor. And back in those days, people’s feet got really dirty walking around barefoot or in sandals, so feet washing was a thing. So churches doing it nowadays is a way of showing Jesus’s love or something. At least it’s actually a bible reference unlike the weird snake shit. In my area we also have another weird church cult called “Word of Faith” and they actually assaulted one on my former classmates because he’s gay and they thought they could beat the demons out of him. Gotta love the southern church cults.

Podcast #181: an hour long video of J+J recreating vines

Every time I hear the name ‘Illuminati’ I can’t help but think about the Spongebob episode when Squidward joins a cult and spongebob and Patrick follow him to one of the meetings and get him kicked out 😂😂

I have problems falling asleep and your podcasts help me so much❤️❤️

OMG IVE BEEN BINGE WATCHING THEIR PODCAST AND I THOUGHT THIS WAS LIKE FIVE MONTHS AGO NO ITA A NEW VIDEO HALLELUJAH

Me, a German, when Jenna said that "Bavaria" is a country of its own: "Well, she is not wrong."

These kinds of podcasts are some of my favorite. This shit intrigues the hell out of me

"No context. Just like life" How ironic, wearing that hoodie

I WAS JUST LOOKING FOR ONE OF YOUR PODCASTS TO FALL ASLEEP TO THIS IS PERFECT DINK DINK

My dad is a freemason. I remember finding this little leather book he had when I was a kid and it's all in code

It is currently...4:07 am... I have NOT slept My name is trey and I smell like BEEF

I needed to hear the dinkdink tune out loud now my dad hates me

i watched 45 minutes this before i realized id already seen this episode

Waiter: How can I help you today? Me: Can I please get a dink dink with some fire segue and a side of fuck me up fam with beef

I’m in the Leguminati: Secret Vegan Protein Society

I love you both. Jenna, Thank you for all the fun you produced in this world and Julien your vlogs are light and goofy and your cinemotography is stellar! I love you both.

My step dad is a free mason and I can guarantee nothing exciting happens. They have a secret hand shake and passwords like a little kid in a treehouse with a sign that says no girls allowed. Other than that they just drink a lot of beer and hang out.

These are my FAVORITE kind of podcasts

I’m just so mentally stimulated by these specific podcasts. Thank you so much

this is one of the cutest intros, i love the beef podcast

My brother dated a girl who left him to join a cult and marry some blind 80 year old man. I wish I made that up. My brother also wishes that was made up lmao

I adore these type of podcasts because I basically get to sit and listen to Jenna act like a researcher presenting her findings like the truly intellectual person that she is and it's amazing. I love her when she acts all silly too, but it's just so interesting to listen to her talk about stuff like this.

HELL YEAH ! jenna has a laptop, this is gonna be sooo good!

Yay a new podcast! If you guys see this, I always enjoy your videos and you make me laugh so hard. Your videos have gotten me through some tough times. Thanks for being awesome!

100% would join Jenna's scret society in which we sing made up songs to our animals and then visit Julien's secret society for Macaroni Mondays. This sounds like pure heaven.

You guys should talk about Scientology. Joe Rogan did an in depth interview with Lea Reminee on his YT channel about it- some crazy shit. He also interviewed the father of the current leader about his escape from the Scientology Center located in Gilman Springs/Hemet, CA.

My Mondays are automatically great. Thank yall

JENNA. MY GIRL. That was an excellent podcast. Gave me chills and laughs. I know Julie cranks it up a million silly notches when he produces with you, but this was a level of cool and creepy that I really appreciated.

I have a rosicrucian pilates class toooomorrrrrrrrow.

Also, JENNA I LOVE WHEN YOU USE THE SOUND BOARD. Julien I know it makes you mad bUT PLZ JUST A LIL BIT😂

rewatching the podcasts. Still love them

Julien lookin like a cute dad with that stache and glasses

My uncle was very open about the fact that he was a Freemason while he was alive. He had a lot of money, and would go to Freemason “events” every couple of months. He even let me come with him once when I was about 17. I was so excited thinking it was going to be some secret stuff, but it ended up being a bunch of rich older men using it as an excuse to have fun. They had stupid games and someone brought a donkey - A FUCKIN’ DONKEY. However, while they were doing shenanigans they were also betting on the outcomes of all the stupid games they were playing and at the end of the night they piled all the money together they had used to bet and were donating it to a local children’s hospital. It was a crazy amount too, roughly $250,000 if I remember correctly since it’s been about 8 years ago. Moral of the story - I didn’t learn the secrets of the universe, but I did learn that if you bring together a lot of old rich men they become 12 year old boys trapped in decaying bodies.

My grandfather was a Free Mason for a short time. He and my grandmother owned a business and he thought they could build connections to help grow the business. When he died he we found his 'uniform' that he had kept from that time amongst his belongings. Also a member of the church where I sang in the choir was a Free Mason, and a few years ago our local Masonic Lodge invited us to sing at their Christmas carol service. We were in the temple inside to sing and it was a very interesting experience. There were lots of eyes everywhere and I wonder if that has had any influence on illuminati mythology. They even fed us by letting us have some of the extravagent buffet they held, but we were in a back room. Even then we had like.... waiters bringing us things and checking in on us. A very patriarchal society though, wives weren't allowed to enter several areas of the building. They do donate a lot of money to the local area though.

Jenna, the original Utopia is Dutch! It's made by John de Mol, and I'm pretty sure you can get English subtitles. The best thing is, it's been going for months now.

you know when jenna busts out her laptop some serious shit is bout to go down

Utopia is originally a Dutch show, thought up by the same guy that came up with Big Brother. You can find his name in the credits of both shows: John de Mol. The Dutch version was such a succes that they prolonged the show. It started in januari 2014 and in stead of one year, it’s still going now! I dont know if you can find te show with english subtitles. Hope you do 👍🏻

Omg you guys if you haven’t kept up with Ava Ryan (the beef girl) you really need to! She’s still hilarious

JULIENS FIRE SEGUEWAY AT 37:00 GOT ME FUCKED UP LMAOOAOAO

37:40 jenna saying “you’re something else” was so wholesome and loving ! :)

Yes Jenna it was a Shane Dawson video. Lol. I think he "joined" the illuminati in that video 😂😂😂

Hey. I was born into the religion of Eckankar and practiced pretty much up till college when life stuff got busy and in the way of maintaining religious practices. It’s not a secret society. Just a smaller religion. It’s philosophy is definitely a mix of mysticism and Eastern influence sprinkled with some hippy positive vibes, but it’s core teachings are based on the perspective of approaching life and lessons from a place of love and recognising the ‘divine love’ in all things. I’d be open to a discussion if people have questions.

I turned the captions on and I literally started crying laughing when jenna said shane dawson and the captions said "ashamed awesome"

Make a dog bed out of Irish spring so Kermit can rub his body all over it

Ahhhh BEEF BEEF BEEF

you guys remind me of my boyfriend and I so much. we love to get on each other's nerves. this should be call the irritationcast lmao.

put the podcast on Spotify