Podcast idea: the reverse of this. People who are beneath the law and get their own personal laws. For example, every time Kermit pees on the floor, he LEGALLY has to wear a sweater the rest of the day
Jenna is above the law and is able to participate in any basketball game she comes across. Julien is above the law and is able to drink orange juice WITH PULP straight out of the container where ever he is. So Jenna can go play at an elementary school basketball game and stomp on their dreams while Julien drinks all of their orange juice on the sidelines.
Rule #1: DONT BE NASTY Rule #2: don't go to their house. Rule #3: water your cermet Rule #4: be a virgo Rule #5: duel before the sun is in the sky, pick a place to die where its high and dry
Julia Roberts, Sandra bullock, and Anne Hathaway are all above the law. Their privilege is that they can swap responsibilities and movie roles with each other no questions asked. They also get their own Snapchat filter and are allowed to randomly quiz julien about their identity at any given moment. If he gets it wrong, he cleans the kitchen.
Jenna: I quit! I quit the podcast! Julien: So it's just the Julien Podcast? So boring... I just talk to myself for an hour? Yeah, unfortunately that came true... then it ended :( I miss them so much ♡
Julien should be allowed to cough as loudly as he wants in any public or private setting. He can come into my house and cough directly into my food. He can come to my funeral and cough in my casket. Jenna can say Hell Yeah as loudly and in whatever dumb voice her brain decides to say it on that particular day. She can be at Donald Trumps assassination and yell HELL YEAH after it happens, and she won't be suspected of carrying out the deed because she's Jenna Marbles. thanks for coming to my tedtalk
Bob Ross, if he were still alive, would be allowed to give anyone a hug whenever he wants and interrupt any public speaker to talk about trees and animals and being happy at any given time.
Cermet should be allowed to cry whenever he wants Paesh should be allowed to be cradled whenever she wants Mr Marbles should be allowed to resurrect himself whenever he wants
I think cement should be above the law and he should be able to automatically call 911 if he's ever feeling unsafe and every policeman, firefighter, and medic in his local area has to arrive at the scene and give him pets to calm him down
Esto1121 should be above the law and have access to all video equipment he needs for free, and be given extra hours in the day, just for him, so he can make more videos
I showed my husband you screaming I'm a Virgo and he's a Virgo so now he screams it at work. I'm a pieces so it's a intresting dynamic he said he doesn't believe in that and I made him listen to it was like hun you see you see...
My gf is a pieces and I love pieces to death but I hate how you all get into deep thought. Like I'll be sitting there eating spaghetti and she will have to talk about how I twirl my fork counterclockwise, and I'm like, "Can i just eat my spaghetti?!" You all have to live in the past present and future at the same time. 😂😂😂 Just live and love in the moment man!
I think ESTO1121 should be above the law - he should be able to take time out of college (the college literally just stops running for a couple of days) to make FIRE ASS CONTENT FOR RU-vid
Morgan Freeman should be above the law. He should be able to go into anywhere with a PA system and announce whatever he wants over the mic for as long as he wants.
Jenna, this is about to go kinda deep into your chart. But here we go! You're a Virgo Sun, Aquarius Moon and Aries Ascendent. What this basically means is you do have a lot of Virgo tendencies, for example, certain things needing to be in certain places, thriving on a schedule, love learning, and are extremely hardworking(though you have spouts of wanting to do absolutely nothing at all) Your Moon in Aquarius(like me!) would mean you're very observant, a lover of human nature, and you may have always felt growing up you were "different" but that was a source of pride for you instead of making you feel shy. But you can also be emotional and lonely at times. Your Ascendent in Aries is why you and Julien are actually very compatible. The qualities that would infuriate a Virgo Sun with a different Ascendent and Moon actually are funny and cute to you. You probably enjoy watching the storm that is creativity and don't mind cleaning up after it because it promotes imagination. The fun thing about astrology is that every planet and every sign plays a part in who you are. It's just what pieces of which you get that create your unique person. 😇
JennaMarbles You can look up your whole birth chart. Having your exact birth time will make it most accurate. You can see your ruling planets and signs. Also, Julien is on the Aries Taurus cusp (Which would give him some Taurus qualities). The cusp of power! ✊ I'm a Taurus on the cusp of Aries, with Aries ascendant. I'm basically a fucking Aries. Astrology is fun when you can get the whole picture.
Bo burham is above the law because he's far more talented than most pop stars... So he should be able to parody any pop artist and have that song replace theirs on the billboard top 100
joakuz It's from a vine I think, it's about this kid saying his name and that he has a basketball game tomorrow and that he's a point guard in the same style Jenna says it.
honestly hilary duff should be able to get any role or part she wants in a tv show or movie and should be able to guest star on every new disney channel show bc she will make it 100x better
Jenna is above the law, she's allowed to join any basketball game ever for the last quarter and if the team she's in loses Jenna gets the trophy anyway.
James Corden from late late show can hop in anyones car at anytime and play whatever songs he wants and you have to sing with him, and drive him wherever he has to go.
I, a virgo, just recently unwittingly moved in with an Aries. Today I witnessed her putting tortilla chips into the fridge....WHY?? THEY DON'T NEED TO BE COLD
bacon_n_meggs My dad is an Aries. He hates taking the blame for his own accidents. At one point he started blaming it on the dog when he dropped his food!
I think Vera Farminga from Bates Motel should be allowed to tell every person (no matter your age) that you cant go out with your friends, and have to stay in your house and eat whatever she cooked.
I think Steve Buscemi should be above the law, Why? He's a fantastic actor yes, But he was also a first responder to the 9-11 attacks as a volunteer fire fighter working 12 hour days every day for a week. During that time he declined all press coverage and interviews. I think he should be able to be in what ever movie he wants to be in even if its just an extra and never has to pay extra for Guac
GIRL, my boyfriend and I are both Scorpios... But we aren't like semi-scorpio, we are both FULL-FLEDGED SCORPIOS. My birthday is the 14th, his is the 16th! LOL so basically, two scorpios are either perfect together and super lovey and happy or RAGING STUBBORN MONSTERS. Luckily 99.99% of the time we are gross gushy loving people so it works out fine. We just have to struggle though the crazy sometimes😂
Actually no because in many places counselor is a protect term. I get he's fun to watch, but he's not qualified and I don't anyone should get to fuck with peoples mental health
Above the law... The Debbie Machine. She can tell companies they have to support the Dink Fam. No questions, they just agree. She can progressively make it harder for Julien's fire segues in support of Jenna. Also. Obama. If he sees politicians acting badly he can put them in time out. They can't come out until they're ready to behave. Priv. He can boot anyone, no question, on any stream. Oh you have a mod? Yeah. It's Priv. And Matt Mercer from Critical Role and mad voice acting gigs. He can make anyone he comes into contact with role for anything he wants.
That's cool that you watch Critical Role! My mom (sounds weird but don't question it) watches it all the time and caught up on it from like episode 50 in 2 months.
I think Meryl Streep should be above the law bc she's Meryl Streep and she should be able to go wherever she wants for free and write her own movies and not get questioned for it and it has to be shown on tv
Shane Dawson is above all of the RU-vid laws and everyone must start their videos with "Hey what's up you guys? Yes!" Also he's immune to any backlash that his conspiracy videos will get from the illuminati. Jenna is above every cosmetology law! She can do anything to anyone's hair/nails/ and or face whenever she wants but if it gets in the way of her basketball game tomorrow then she gets to make them play the game with acrylic toenails Julien is above drone laws and will always be allowed to fly his drone anywhere at anytime and he will get to go into chef Gordon Ramsey's kitchen and be the tornado without any consequences.
My husband is an Aries and I am a Virgo, we have been together for 18 happy years, sure we had our ups and downs and a couple break ups but that was all when we were still growing and learning from each other.
in the state of kentucky, if you fill out a form and have a child under the age of like 6, they get a free book every single month. i used to live in kentucky and saw commercials for it all the time. Dolly was even in the commercials. it was reallly neat.
I'm an early Aries, and my BFF is an early Virgo. We've been friends for half our lives and couldn't be any more complete opposites, but that's what makes us so compatible.
i think that misha collins should be able to walk onto any set he wants and automatically get to play any role he chooses and has full creative freedom with how he plays said character