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Imagine how cute Bunny would be if she was Kermit sized and how horrifying Kermit would be if he was Bunny sized.

Julien should get a bar of Irish Spring tattooed on his derp leg.

Jenna: Isn’t he cute? Isn’t Kermit cute? Julien: He’s ok

Shakira’s hips don’t lie, they just exaggerate a little bit

Kermit as the background is pretty invasive but I’m here for it

Please let Bunny sit on the table for once, being a horse shouldn’t limit her to the floor. #bunnyonthetable2020

Julien tattoo ideas: A jar of marbles Kermit the frog A peach A bunny

When he said “but I have anxiety” and went on about his nails I felt that IN MY CORE

I love how u can tell Jenna and Julien have had real and intense arguments about Jenna and Kermit’s toxic relationship lol

Julien should get a tattoo that says “when the ink hits”

Jenna and Julien, I just want y’all to know that every time I hear Ed Sheeran’s “Thinking Out Loud” I start laughing because I remember Julien saying “when your legs don’t walk like they used to before”

Jenna: "it's not like P.E. was physically taxing, it wasn't meant to be" Me, a fat kid: OKAY LISTEN

“He’s the best when we take him out in the world” Cermet pees on the floor in the middle of the pet store 😂

kermit’s “old woman eating a lemon” face on the green screen really caught me off guard

This Haiku is for Marble: Like a snow caped peak He sleep, peaceful, handsome, strong Aries, how dare you?

"Kermit is two different dogs" it's 'cause he's a gemini

How about a tattoo of a street sign that says “Internet st”

stop ROASTING marbles I will not stand for this. remember when you tried to make the dogs pick their own walk & the iggies were USELESS & marbles was a hero who thought a sign was a dog? you better put some respect on mr marbles

For Julien’s derp leg he should get a tattoo of his pin-up doll self because in the video he said someone had to get it 😂

I always forget that Jenna's a Jock™ until she says something completely unrelatable like "I looked forward to p.e. more than most of my other classes." Absolutely CAN'T relate

All I could think of during the half time show was Jenna dressed up as the disco ball screaming "ATLANTA". Cracked me up several times.

Julien should get a tattoo of a blender with a tornado coming out of it

Who else got a PE Uniform and knows exactly what he he means by “dollar store shorts and a grey shirt that you sharpie your name onto” because I did

if julien doesn’t get a lil sebastian tat what is the point

Julien needs a tattoo of an oven with the door open and smoke coming out of it so bad.

"He bullies me, he bites and scratches me!" Also Jenna: is the definition of a permissive parent.

Tattoos be like... _when the ink hits_

what if marbles thinks “hi” is his first name and “marbles” is his last name

Jenna: Why do you paint your fingernails and immediately pick off all the nail polish? Julien: I feel attacked. Me: -also feels attacked-

Julien needs to tattoo his golden spoon on his derp leg! 🤣

I can’t believe Julian missed called “aftermarket dongles” as a band name

MARBLES TONGUE WHEN HE WAS SLEEPING OMFG I CANT HE IS TOO ADORABLE. WE MUST PROTECT HIM AT ALL COSTS.

For a new tattoo, I would personally suggest an overflowing deep fryer.

J&J: *start talking about elementary/middle/high school saying shit about bleachers, optional PE, and square dancing* Me: *CONFUSED BRITISH NOISES*

I don't know if you guys still check the comments on this channel, but i just wanted to say re-listening your podcast is getting me through a four day hospital stay, so thank you for having made so many episodes.

when julien said "i enjoy the way my fingernails look when they're painted, but i can't NOT pick them" i felt that. you felt that. your mom felt that. the world felt that

Marble’s got that wagon that just won’t quit.

This isn’t the Jenna Julien Podcast, it’s the Marbles is Itchy Podcast

“No, *I* said her hips li-“ “Put that sentence back in your mouth!”

OMG I cant handle Peach at 0:04 comes up, looks around, dives down again. I love her soooooo much

If Julien doesn't have an Office tattoo, then what’s this all been about? What is he working toward?

Idk how Julien, an Aries, has so many tattoos when the process is sitting still in a chair for hours whereas the rest of his world is EPEPEPEPEPEPEP 😂

Nobody: Peach: *popping her head up* 0:05

Get the stapler in jello from the office on the derp leg

It's so hilarious to me that the Aries is the sensible fur dad trying to train his babies right, whilst the Virgo is the enabler who rewards wrong behaviour :P SO funny! It does make my heart happy to see how much you love and care for your animals

“I don’t feel like paining my nails... cause I’d rather take a nap..” -Jenna the mom

Get a 'literal" representation of all the dog's name. a pic of a marble for marble, a peach for peach, etc

At about half hour in I thought Kermit was STILL crying intermittently, and then I found out my nose was whistling with each breath.

Jenna: “why do you paint your nails so much? You could do once and then leave it” Julien: “But I have Anxiety” ... oof hit the nail on the head lmao

You should get a tattoo of a crumpled up paper towel lmaoo

34:28 "th-there- there were - there W'AINT no laws yesterday. that's pra- that's past hesent - past present - PAST TENSE, OOOH MY GOD."

Jenna: “if I had a-“ Julien: *interrupts* Julien 10 seconds later: “Oh you need a tooth pick!” Jenna: “I just said that!!”

Out of all of their dogs, Kermit acts like a rescue the most

"You would have to be really trying to hurt yourself in PE" Some of y'all didn't have hyper aggresive pubescent boys in your PE class and it shows. 😂 One day I got straight up tackled face first into a wall of bleachers by a dude while we were playing NO CONTACT flag football because I was trying to run around him 🤷

“Why do you speak to me in riddles?!” I’m so baked and I’m crying laughing 😂😂😂

Peach popping her head up at 0:05 right after Jenna says Achoo and looks back and forth at them both is hilarious

I really lost it at 33:43 When Jenna asks why Julien speaks to her in riddles bc I really have never heard a more accurate observation of how Julien speaks when he goes Aries mode

Am I the only one that wants him to get a butt tattoo that says,” Sponsered by MeUndies” anyone else?

The Holo Taco support gives me life, and I'm just a regular person. Imagine Cristine.

The kermit wallpaper in the back is nightmare fuel

When Jenna said “why don’t you tell them what a tour leg is” I swear I thought Julien was about to say, “so our friend Dillon, he tours and he has a leg.”

It was so hard not to cry when they describe Bunny going onto her back for the first time. Pure dog adoption joy

My gym credit was taking a class called “care and prevention of athletic injuries” which was basically watching untold stories of the ER and occasionally learning to figure 8 wrap each others ankles

Get a tattoo of a tornado that says “Aries Tornado” around it & have a bunch stuff from ur house in the tornado lol

Jenna: not just THE tattoo guy... Julien: oh A tattoo guy

Julien: “all it takes is for you to do it once and then you hopefully like it, and then you’re like oh that’s easy I’ll just do it again. And then, you realize there is A LOT of space on your body.” Just summarized my tattoo addiction. ✌️

Did anybody else low-key get angry when Kermit got his way *JENNA BLINK TWICE IF YOU ARE BEING HELD CAPTIVE*

wow how brave of jenna to have the face of her bully as the background..

Sometimes, I sort of want to die, just to come back as one of Jenna and Julien's dogs... I'm really not depressed or anything, I just feel like their dogs are living the best life possible

Julien skillfully creating a reason why his search history is filled with 'spongebob squarepants butt'

Kermit resting his head on Jenna and closing his eyes literally melts my heart like the little demon just wants love he’s so good i love cement

me: i wonder what the background will be this week kermit: iz me. iz. me: oh kermit: me: kermit: me: kermit: *cries in silence* me: hi cermet

julien pls get the “u kno i had to it to em” hands as a tattoo

The way that Julien talks gives me such bad flashbacks because it reminds of when I was a kid and would ask my dad what was for dinner and he would say "food." What kind of food? "Good food." What are you making though? "Dinner." But what are you making for dinner? "Food." Infuriating. 😂

I was listening to this while I cleaned up the house after my daughter went to bed and kept thinking I heard her awake but it was just Kermit crying off mic 😂😂😂

Jenna: I’m not sure if I’ve told this story on the podcast before Me: idc tell me

My gym classes in high school were either: - “play” basketball Or - walk around the outside of the basketball court for 50 minutes

In second grade I told a kid I didn’t wanna be his friend and when he started crying the teacher made me apologize to him. This fucked with me because I was just being honest with him and I was essentially getting in trouble for something that early elementary school teachers are alway preaching is the RIGHT thing to do. Another time I got in trouble was in fourth grade. I was writing in my journal and the girl next to me started trying to read it over my shoulder so I closed it and tried putting it away but the girl started trying to rip it out of my hands. When she finally got it, she opened it up and started reading it out loud. I remember thinking, “Okay, you wanna read it so badly,” and I put my hand on the back of the journal and jammed it in her face. Looking back I think she old enough to know better than to steal someone’s stuff and I was old enough to know that it’s not alright to hurt someone. What pisses me off is that the full blame fell on me when I think we both should have gotten punished.

The little *wiggle* marble did with his legs at 22:54 when Julien Picked him up was so cuuuute

He should get a tattoo of the slanted pin rack.

Jenna, next time you have to sneeze, just open-mouth sneeze *at* Julien and then scream, "BLESS YOU!" at him. He'll laugh at this retaliative act.

Julien calling her a charger may be the cutest thing ever

omg jenna literally i grew up hearing the story of my brother & his best friend in kindergarten getting in trouble & being sent to the principal for playing “french fry fingers”- a game where they had to bite each others fingers lmao 😅 when asked why they were biting each others fingers they both answered that it was “just for fun!!” so ur not alone jenna

Julien talking about his nails and the NEED to pick the polish off is the most real thing. I feel that in my SOUL

"Book fair was really lit actually. They had posters. And books."

Julen should get some of Jenna's iconic creations tattooed on his derp leg like the soap bed or the toothbrush costume or the spiral of acrylic nails

47:00 - In fourth grade (2000-2001), I remember kids would trace the veins in their arms with pen. We believed if you did it a lot though, the ink would soak through your skin and go into your bloodstream, poisoning you.

I'm watching this while my baby is napping. I heard crying and thought she woke up so I went to check on her but it wasnt her it was cermit crying lol

I honestly love it when Jenna and Julien are loopy cuz they’re just laughing at each other the whole podcast

Julien pointing at kerment and saying “wot is this” is a whole mood

P.E is so different in Canada 🇨🇦 -It’s mandatory -Half the gym would be split, girls on one side, guys on the other -We played basic sports (no line dancing or rock climbing) -We didn’t get to choose what we would rather do 😂😩 -Half of our mark is health care (we spent 50% of the class in a classroom doing written work)

Get a ship in a bottle tattoo that says “here you go”

my parents: how late are you going to be out me: when the answer to that is ready it will present itself to you Thanks julen

In middle school we had a unit of roller skating and I remember having so much fun watching people just straight up fall 😂

I love how Jenna so passionately defends marbles autonomy. Soulmates 😘

This podcast was worth the wait based off that background alone. * chef’s kiss *

Julien, get a tattoo of a book going into a paper shredder. A cook book.

Jenna: *It's like walking a tortoise* Julien: *An upside down tortoise* Re: Walking Marbles

Lmao, the article... “Marbles encouraged Solomita to change his perspective on media, with Solomita realizing that he could transition the skills he’d built working at a radio station and in his major into the RU-vid sphere.” Referring to Jenna as ‘Marbles’ is hilarious.

Julien should get “EH BEBE BEP BEP” tattooed on his forehead.