Coney is a simple man, he shits himself every thirty minutes , he dies if he gets too mad, and he thinks a machine can properly gently touch his back with human fingers
15:00 That was ME who got banned for 45 minutes and the whole time I had to sit there in silence as he described how not all backrubs are massages but all massages are backrubs
I think it’s actually kinda neat how Pokémon retconned actual animals existing by just making a Pokémon based on the mentioned animal as a substitute and then showing us the information in one of their best games made in recent history. Good job Copperajah.
coney I think your right on saying that a massage device is not a rub device. I understand what you mean about rubs vs massages but I think the reason why chat had so much trouble understanding is because of skin massages also being another term for a rub(since both are to stimulate the skin), which is yes a massage technically but you were asking for that specific thing and not just a generalized massage as what people typically consider a massage has enough pressure to go to the muscles. honestly though most massage devices dont give good rubs as allthough they can have settings to go lighter on the skin, they dont move across the skin in large enough motions since they push inwards as oppossed to pushing the skin around, also another reason why good rub machines dont exist is because it requires a certain amount of friction mixed with force to actually give a back rub that isnt too light or just pushing the person around because differences in clothing or even skin from person to person. the reason people dont have trouble with it is obivously since we can feel and adjust just right because it's something built into our genetics to be able to do unlike our machine counterparts
16:19 OK, if it's just about your skin being touched, then just buy a back scratcher. Or just rub your back against a tree or roll around on some marbles or legos or something you mad man.
Coney you are right about the back rub thing you want someone to graze their fingers along your back massagers are poopoo and just go zrzrzzrrzrzrzrzrzrrrzr
Somebody wise once said "the true test of a man is whether they wear diapers and shit themselves to save time" - think it was Einstein, but could be wrong.
coney is out of his gourd, a rub is literally just a form of message, its insane he reads the word message and goes "oh thats not what i want i want a rub", its the equivalent of coney saying "no no no, i dont want to eat food i want to eat a meal", you CANNOT say you dont want a message a rub is literally a message
I was on Coney's side about the back rub machine, even though I didn't know what he meant. It took me until that one guy's tweet to realize what he meant by back rub, and then I was no longer on Coney's side. A machine gently rubbing my back just sounds weird...
What's cool about that Raichu dex entry is that is was used again in Legends Arecus but the Indian Elephant text was replaced by Copperajah a Pokemon introduced in Sword and Shield.
I usually give coney benefit of the doubt but the rub vs massage thing is psychopathic. Source: i tried giving my wife a back rub and she said it wasn't hard enough, but when I asked if its a massage she said no. I didn't get a reason and I've learned not to ask lol. Now this isn't to be confused with back tickles, which would be the petting thing talked about at the end
It would be pretty hard, to murder anyone in the pokemon universe since it is known, that a full fireblast from a charizard only turns your face to black until the next scene. How should a pokemon kill you accidentally?
I understand the theory that the Pokedex lies because kids right it, but if you think about it that would mean only kids look at Pokemon. Like there are multiple professors who went to college and have labs to study Pokemon. And you get the Pokedex from professor oak.
I love rubs. It hits the skin and sends a different feeling through the body then the muscles because it's for different parts of the body. We need a product like what Coney was saying. His opinion is based change my mind
10:40 Former GoDaddy employee here. What actually happened at GoDaddy was that they sent us an email during the height of the pandemic that told us the money from the holiday party was going to be distributed as a bonus, since the party was obviously cancelled. They told us to click a link to claim the bonus and adjust our taxes for it, then revealed that that was just a test to see who would fall for a phishing email and they issued mandatory training to anyone who clicked the link. the more you know...
I wasn't going to comment on this until you begged the youtube bois to save ya, I have no fucking clue why your chat doesn't know the difference between a massage and a back rub lmao. And also I don't think it exists because how the hell are you gonna mimic realistic fingers without it absolutely sucking 🤷♂
Before viewing this video, I always thought the title was referring to some fangame titled "Pokémon Poop" rather than an exclamation of surprise at the fact that Pokémon have buttholes
A rub is not a massage, if your friend is feeling bad you might RUB their back to console them, you wouldn't just lie them down and give them a massage. Rubbing is for comfort while massage is for relieving.
Oh shit I remember being in this stream. Also that backrub machine sounds crazy, reminds me of that one spongebob episodes with Sandy’s monkey scientist friends
1:58 Not that surprising. Raichu is lieutenant Surge's Pokemon, and in one of the journals in the games, Surge is explicitly mentioned as being rumored to have been a pilot for "America".
If the only difference between rub and massage is the pressure, then plenty of those machines would work. You could move an inch forward to relieve the pressure.
Idk man maybe Coney should just find some sort of automated scratcher and just cover the sharper scratch parts with something more rounded right. Light enough to not be a massage but not sharp enough to be a scratch? Also to me a Rub sounds like something with more force than getting pet so makes sense people got it late. Diction Matters Coney.
YOU DONT WANT A BACK RUB YOU WANT A MACHINE TO PET YOU AND THATS A OKAY!!! MASSAGE= FANCY PAROLOR GROSS OIL AND TOO MUCH CHIT CHAT BACKRUB= FRIEND OR FAMILY HELPING GIVE A MASAGE WITH A LITTLE LESS FOCUS AND DETERMINATION THAN A PARLOR PETTING= WHATEVER THE HELL MACHINE YOU WERE TRYING TO DESCRIBE THANK YOU AND HAVE A GOOD DAY MR CONTENT MAN
Back massage is more intense and rubs are gentle. Stimulating Muscles vs the skin is different, so I don’t get how the chat thought they were the same thing
A back rub is a massage. How are you going to stimulate the muscles without stimulating the skin. For a back rub you just get a really like nuru massage or something.
I think Americans underestimate how much foreigners have to hear about the US states at this point. There are genuine sections of history classes dedicated to expansionism and the formation of states
