Pokémon That I Would EAT 

“Babe wake up, Rouge uploaded!” “Stop waking me up for these videos, it’s him or me now.” “Have you ever thought about which pokemon would be the tastiest?”

Kentucky fried combuskin No no no Kanto fried combuskin

some points about slowpoke tail: 1. team rocket wasn't just going around chopping slowpoke tails off, they were rounding the slowpoke of Azalea town up for their tail cutting operation, or at least preventing them from leaving Slowpoke Well 2. while built to be detachable and delectable, slowpoke use their tails to catch their own meals and they can't exactly regrow their tails indefinitely without a source of nutrition 3. the dex entries saying slowpoke losing their tail doesn't hurt them came about for the same reason mega evolutions were retconned to be immensely painful, they wanted to phase out our old view of the matter (eating slowpoke tail is cruelty and mega evolutions are wholesome, respectively)

As a vegetarian Pokémon fan, I've always wondered, if I ate a grass type Pokémon, would I still be considered vegetarian?

One thing I will say about Togepi is that pretty much every egg you eat in the real world is unfertilized. That means that there's just a bunch of fluids. However, if the egg is fertilized, like a Togepi would have to be, you get the embryo of the chicken, so when you crack open the egg after cooking it, there is an underdeveloped baby chick that you would have to eat. So unless Togekiss can lay unfertilized eggs like a chicken, I HEAVILY advise not going for Togepi eggs. James was an idiot to want to eat the Togepi egg without knowing what's inside.

i want to eat a salad out of a lot of different grass types "Gotta eat ’Em All!"

@0:01 SHINY CLAUNCHER!! ✨🦞

My sister assumed that there was some off screen farm facility with real world animals raised to be food. She was so upset when I told her that's not real lol

I headcanon that the way that team rocket removes the tail prevents it from regrowing. Like they cut the tail too far up, cutting off part of it's body.

Alcremie. It's literally infinite whipped cream it sounds amazing

“And lastly, Vaporeon!”

I guarantee you, for all the canonically edible Pokemon, I bet extremely rich people spend a LOT of money to buy Shiny variants as some kind of culinary delicacy.

In slowpokes dex it says it's tail falls off but team rocket most likely cuts the tails instead of letting them fall naturally so I think that's why it's illegal and the ones that are served in the food dishes are ones that fell off.

0:48 hey kids

Paldean Tauros. It looks like a black Angus, one of the most common breeds of cattle used for beef.

8:35 Headcanon: They stopped eating Bounsweet because it was almost extinct

"the closest thing we have to a Magikarp is probably a goldfish" Or a koifish. The fish it's based on

A applin a day keeps the doctors away

Hear me out, grass type mixed salad, you take every grass type and shove them into a bowl get some berries or salad dressing and you will be set for an excellent meal.

4:25 You can get a slowpoke tail dish in Kalos so maybe it's only illegal in Kanto and Johto? That's only a theory of mine

Slowpoke are revered in Azalea for bringing rain, so I can definitely see it being a cultural thing

As a kid I always looked at the pokemon red sprite for pikachu and thought one of it's legs looks like a chicken drumstick. You know what they say, everything taste like chicken.

Sushi is not the fish, it's the rice.

The only problem with the Vanilite line is that according to the Pokédex, and other sources of info, It’s so cold that you would essentially get hypothermia

10:36 funny thing is, That's the whole point. It acts like easy prey so predators would approach it then it would jump them with Dondozo

screw it if im hungry enough im just gonna start chowing down on any Pokemon i see

Competitively dachsbun is a good counter to koraidon, which is super ironic when you consider that the sandwhich loving lizard gets countered by the bread itself

I’m eating that crabrawler claw. I’m not eating a whole ass Pokémon.

I was hell-bent on eating LeChonk when it came out in scarlet and violet my partner who has one on his team said it be over between us if I even dare to breathe on him! 😂😅 🥓

The Slowpoke tail being illegal in Johto is probably like another "Kinder Egg in America" thing

Lechonk is mostly muscle so that boi has gotta have some MEATY bacon

As a Jewish person I can confirm that the tepigs got saved to see another day

3:38 and then Jimothy starts rambling about how Appletun would have an amazing niche in gen 3 OU

for anyone that's wondering why the togepi in the thumbnail looks so bald, it's because it makes him tastier (trust me rogue told me it himself)

There had to be some sort of illegal Pokemon food circling the Pokemon black market

Grumpig and Emboar, lechonk evolution line bacon, miltank burgers, torchic evolution line. Applin withouth the worm, and basculin

2:05 the fact you put Nemona there makes my day very happy

Rogue gonna be other there munching on Torchics like crunchy chicks in fable. 💀

I wrote an entire speech on pokemon edibility for a college class. I was looking for the MOST edible and ended up with slowpoke. My logic being the low activity, presumably herbivorous diet, and the ability for them to Regrow their tails with minimal pain, makes it sustainable and ethical. I just feel like fairy types would do weird things to your mind upon consumption. My logic being that folkloric fairies can create illusions. For example, turning leaves as gold. great video!

3:54 Made me think of the ending of Bugsnax for some reason

I would absolutely eat Miltank because not only is it tasty, but I also hate Miltank, so I would get to enjoy both the flavor and its demise. I suppose I would drink its milk as well.

as a southeast asian, your friend's tastebuds are DEFINITELY broken. mangosteen is the best fruit out there and i'd eat a bounsweet in a heartbeat

Americans calling chicken burgers "chicken sandwiches" always catches me off guard, until they show an image I think they mean sliced chicken like you would have in a ham sandwich 🥪

Sometimes I’m just sitting in my room and I’ll just be like damn I really wanna eat a Gyarados

Tatsugiri will make you food of his friend

0:39 in the same episode misty says that Magicarp has very little meat

Tropius grows fruit around its neck and ranches in Hoenn and Alola raises them for it as well, so I would try the fruit out just for the sweet taste of it.

I got a small meal plan A Miltank burger with a side of Snover berries and I’d wash it down with some watered down Bounsweet sweat

One thing i like to consider is if the pokemon is fighting type it will likely be very tough and chewy.

hey im a fan of ur vids, im loving the back to back posts

So you'll eat MY Pokémon?? 'Ight. Bet! *Sends out an Ursaring and Snorlax* ....Well? Eat up, 'fore they decide to eat YOU.

Miltank and octillery sound great.

me looking at the thumbnail: TOR-CHICKIN NUGGETS!

I want to eat a miltank burger and make it's milk into the cheese Also garlic and butter goes great on a burger If I lived in the pokemon world I will open a restaurant

my hc is that the only pokemon parts that people eat (most of the time) are parts that grow back.

3 forms of tatsugiri curly form (shrimp sushi) droopy form (tuna sushi) stretchy form (egg sushi

Maybe Slowpoke tail is regulated? like how Sturgeons Eggs(caviar) have a limit to how many can be harvested in a day depending on the place, or also how some animals can only be hunted on one especific season of the year

One I’ll say that would be interesting to eat is probably Farfetch’d or that less it’s leek since in Galar you could use its leek as a cooking material so it’s bound to taste somewhat good.

hold on, just because a pokemon if fire type doesnt mean their meat will be spicy. further more, they are fire resistant, meaning they need some insane temperature in order to get cooked

about the slowpoke thing, there is a very simple explenation. back in Jotoh and kanto dex entries were rougher. so they just retconned the pain and added the regrowth thing to make it more child friendly.

Miltank...... Burgers with cheese inside them.....

Eating Pokemon that produces something edible periodically would be a terrible idea. No eating Alcreami or Clauncher/Crabominable. Neither Toadscool or Toadscruel OR Appletun. Also why eat a Torchic? It's too small and barely any meat that's why nobody cook baby chicks irl.

Imagine eating a Daxbun's bread with Alcreamy's whipped cream and sliced Cherubies as a sandwich (like japanese 7eleven strawberry sando)

I would eat the tepig evolution line bc i hate them, and they would probably tates like spicy bacon.

I love cooking, so this video was welcome to me in many ways. Oddly emboar is likely my favorite pokemon (my first ever starter) so even if I love cooking never saw buddy as a pork, so now I wont forgive myself. Also other pokemon I would eat other than the ones mentioned are most seafood pokemon. And one of those is veluza who can shed its meat like snake skin and that is delicious, so I would hunt veluza just for that. Dondozo sound like a pokemon fishermen could sell a lot of meat due to size. Other than that if pokemon ever does a game based on italy (my favorite cuisine) I want a shrimp (could be related to tatsugiri) and another regional convergent of sinistea as a wine glass that evolves to a bottle of wine.

Problem with torchic: it burns internally at 1800 degrees F so having torchic-en nuggets may or may not lead to your mouth being *scorched* (i swear there was an entry that stated this better)

Inb4 Gardevoir, Lopunny and Vaporeon are the list. Thanks internet.

Some Dachsbun sticks as appetizers. Then a Tauros streak with a side of fried Celebi rings and a Chikorita salad as the main dish. And as desert i take an Alcremie (flavor depends on how i feel on that specific day, though vanilla should work most of the time).

Steamed Spheal sounds good right about now.

Magikarp might be a good stew though, just add seasoning and simmer until it releases all of the nutrients and discard the carcass nuggets and strips are chicken, it’s just breast meat with breading- pressed or just intact meat doesn’t change a thing

Slow poke tails are not really illegal. From my understanding team rocket was harming the slow poke, forcefully cutting thier tails off to sell as food, however slowpoke tail sheds off with no pain and re grows. most people cook a sheeded off slow poke tail, it was only team rocket who was doing a crime.

Wanna eat my pokemon? you'll need to eat Flutter Mane

pumpkaboo and gourgiest would slap in a pumpkin pie

I would eat a deerling, sawsbuck, mereep, Toros, miltank, spoink, oddish, alchermie, Dachsbun, smolive, and swinub Maybe a sunflora (only the seeds)

Combusken looks like a Burger King chicken fry

I feel like meat from a fire type would be more smokey then spicey, because they must have, like some sort of fire organ that lets them breath fire, hence why many of them have darker colors, they are literally being roasted from the inside out!

I think the slowpoke in Azaelea town were sacred, or at least they were in the anime

HOLD UP… let him cook.

Kingler claw sounds good

I’d wanna eat pollytoad or siesmetoad because I love frog legs and both are thicc

yum, slowpoke

I got a ursaluna V & a Veluza full art today

I love eating my friends Pokémon so he wastes his Pokéballs

Happy wars...... its deleted.......

I've never tried it before, but I hear Buffalo meat is pretty healthy and delicious, so I'd definitely eat Bouffalant. Miltank is a pretty obvious one as well.

All Pokemon should live their lives and they should never be threatened. Eating Pokemon is unethical. Except Tatsugiri, simply delicious.

Pokemon I would eat: Tauros. Reason: I'm an American. Tepig. Reason: I'm an Iowan. Bouffalant. Reason: buffalo is delicious. Crawdaunt. Reason: Spite. Miltank. Reason: Spite. Combusken. Reason: Also Spite.

Honestly, the fact you said Tepig and not Lechonk or Grumpig is wild imo lol. Tepig is plump yea but it's muscley so it wouldn't have the fat that is most coveted in pig products. Can you imagine having ham from Oinkologne for a croque monsieur or a BLT with thick sliced Grumpig bacon? 🤔

Here's a headcanon I made up on the spot to explain the slowpoke stuff that's bordering on fanfiction with the amount of mental gymnastics I'm using: Team Rocket were selling them as a side hustle, and because they were corrupt and had friends in high places, like gyms, (like many criminal gangs do) they couldn't accurately prosecute them, so Johto made slowpoke tail eating illegal so they could get them on that. It sounds strange, but just remember that they got Al Capone, not on selling booze, but on tax evasion.

Tepig is cute, so I couldn’t eat it, but pignite, easily, I don’t like pignite so yeah, and emboar, eh, it’s shiny is the reason I don’t completely hate it

I agree with all of these except for 3. 1. Combusken: I like chicken IRL and I don't doubt they'd taste good but Blaziken is my all time favorite pokemon and If I lived in the Pokemon world, no matter how much I like chicken, I don't think I'd be able to bring myself to eat the Blaziken line. 2.Torchick: Same reason as above 3. Swirlix: I think its fur is very similar to cotton candy but I'd find it gross because its fur is on the outside of the body, collecting all sorts of nastiness as it moves around. So yeah I'll pass. I wonder if their meat tastes sweet though. Might try that.

YEAH, FRIED COMBUSKEN WOULD BE AMAZING

I would happily eat Togekiss, since I hate it, it would be really satisfying

Taurous full course steak dinner

Every time I see barascweda I think about how I would want to chew on it. It just looks so salty and chewy. Also, I would like to try the bananas on Tropius' neck

I'll take a double scoop of vanillite with a slice of appletun please! 😂 Exeggcute would have been perfect for the egg section as well

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All good takes. Also, smoliv. Need I say more?

I'd eat any crab pokemon. Not crab-type, to "Too Many Types" folks, not crab-types.

11:20 As a 🇲🇽, ikr??