Pokemon Noob Guesses The Names Of All Gen 1 

Aiming for 50% First guess. “Egglets” I wasn’t ready.

These don’t even register as wrong answers in my brain. Dan’s confidence makes me believe every name he says. Hell yes that is swiggly

Guessed 'cubtwo' instead of 'cubone'. Good troll.

"Its kobra backwards... Orbok?"

I love how he truly thinks there's a ratok and a nidhog.

“Rock bro” for Geodude is either a great joke or the best guess of the lot

Pokemon: *exists* Dan: "Voltorb? Nidhog?"

*Venusaur shows up* Dan: "This is the ultimate Charizard. Bulbasaur?"

Someone should do a video of "Guess the Pokemon based on what Dan thought their name was"

0:05 “Egglets” Me: Wait, this is going to be better with a drink.

"How do we know if we are getting them right?" Listen, I wouldn't worry about it...

I'm convinced half of this is just Dan trolling

Really wasn't expecting him to get rat-arms.

He started actually typing tauronicity

14:40 “Oh ok, this is better” *on the same pokemon* “No clue”

"Double osty" made me laugh

Comedy gold. Had my sides hurting I laughed so hard. I think Dan should be consulted for the names of all future pokemon.

You saying cub-one instead of cu-bone kills me inside

I honestly cried laughing at this video. When you're 10 years old let me know, i'll hook you up with a starter pokemon

Monkey in Danglish in Mankey how did he not get it!?!?

Can't believe there were so many fake Pokemon on that quiz

"The name doesn't match the carpet" Little brother spam in chat please

Dan's confidence could sell me a phone book, even though I've got the internet in my pocket.

Quiz: This is a real Pokemon Dan: "No, it's the children who are wrong"

"It's Cobra backwards" types orbok...haha never heard of a snake called a cobro

This is on Josh names for Isaac items level lol

13:44 is without a doubt my new favorite Dan moment

I love that he knows a few suffixes like -puff, -champ and -y and just tries to use them everywhere. This is so good

Calling Mr. mime “Mr. meme” had me in tears

"facey" Yup, that's it alright, facey.

Hard mode: Without looking at the screen, try to guess the actual pokemon name based on Dan's guesses

Donut Holder and Chet Lemon killed me. I also love how convinced he was about Nidhog

If there is anyone that can properly name them it is Dan the man

"Ultimum Charizard" was the funniest thing I've ever heard

Therapist: Pastios can't hurt you, it's not real. Pastios: 9:43

Please can we get NL to react to this video.

I love how when he has a wrong answer, he'll just pronounce the wrong answer a different way in the hope that that's right

I love when Dan has an idea for a name that is wrong, and just adds a Z to the end like that fixes it.

the irony of saying he has a "really memorable name" while proceeding to not remember it at 9:43 lmaoooo

Ratok and nidhog for every single version of nidoran sent me

In his defense they should've given him that scallions answer.

Someone hire Dan to write the names of new pokémon. even when they were incorrect, these guesses were their own kind of fire🔥

my favorite moment is Dan saying "baaably" for oddish but writing "bubbly"

Incredible video! Would love to see Dan come up with names for later generation Pokémon based on picture similarly to how he branded Pokémon with seemingly random names sometimes in this video

0:49 I just thought maybe he didn't know pokemon, but then this happened and I'm like "Oh, okay, he's trolling..."

This,...this one will hurt...😔♥️

This was amazing hahaha The amount of times he was on the right track but just couldn't quite pull it out, I was so cheering for him 😂

12:18 Atkins & Koffing sound like two 19th century british gentlemen

As a 90s kid, this makes me laugh and cry at the same time

Your pokemon names are flooding me so hard I cant remember them myself lmaoooo

I love the normal content and all that but videos out the normal like these are really a joy to watch!

im incredibly impressed with how he thinks of these names

Oh man this is too good. Thank you Dan. Would watch a part 2. Am laughing too much I have to pause and watch the rest later

This was so painful but so fun to watch at the same time

Someone put Dan on the naming team for the next pokemon game. I'm not saying these are great names, but I'm not not saying these are great names.

As someone who grew up with gen 1 and had that pokerap drilled into my mind, having countless pokedex and just remembering my favorite gen 1 pokemon it was hilarious watching dan name and then doubt if the actual name of the pokemon is actually real. Really surprised Dan knew ponyta and voltorb was even guessing voltorb a few times

Dan loves suffixes with a solid s in them.

I wanna see Dan play a pokemon game now. That and a name-mod of gen 1 with Dan’s names.

Jeez. This is the first video I’ve seen from you, and you’re likable as hell. This was hilarious

I remember the "E-cans" and "Muk" bit from TUT

I love Dan's pronunciations of the real names.

Fantastic, hadn't laughed like that in a while, Thanks Dan.

The melding of childlike innocence and wonder and confidence in his voice made me feel like Coach Steve from Big Mouth was being asked to prove that he was a Pokémon master. Lol I love it.

This feels like when dyslexia becomes so advanced that you start jumbling up concepts.

This is a nickname goldmine for all my future Pokémon playthroughs, thanks Dan!

This is what I've been waiting for my entire life.

I'm actually crying. and I watched the NL react video first. Do more of these please. You're too funny dude

Honestly one of the most enjoyable videos i have ever had the pleasure to watch

This is hilarious, thank you Dan

Champloo for Magikarp made me laugh so hard. Great video

I don't know about you guys but I think he never misnamed any of them... The Danglish has been incepted and my mind has been rewired. Thanks Dan

Really needed a laugh today and this video was perfect, thanks Dan!

Just remember, when sakurai announces magmar as the final dlc character for smash, you saw it here first

"Mr Meme? We'll get him next time." I'm not sure about that!

You never stood a chance. They didn't even *include* Nidhog.

Best video on the internet. By far. Cried laughing LOL

This is great, even if you don't know a single one you should do this for all 8 generations

Don't know why but I love "Champswim" for some reason

Dan: "Okay, this is better..." Also Dan: "Erm no clue"

I love how he just guessed nidhog for literally all of the nidoran evolution line

Wow, Pokemon should really rename all of em with Dan's names. The creativity is off the charts

Rattaca sounds like a harrowing science fiction film where an inferior rattata impersonates one of the top percentage of rattata to fulfill its dream of becoming a space explorer.

Now THIS is content

"The name doesn't match the carpet!" Call the forensic investigators, I'm dead.

Dan: "Cobra backwards" Also Dan: "swgerjklmn"

"Oh this is better... no clue"

I had to watch this video to see how this man gets to "chet lemon" over ivysaur lmao.

This is the video I didn't know I needed right now. Thanks Dan 😭

I thought you would have grown up with the original 151 Pokémon so this was both shocking and entertaining to watch lmao

Dan: types in Magneto for Magnemite. Me: I thought this was a Pokemon quiz.

Dan's pokemon names are like Josh's isaac item names. Moonstar has the same energy as spikybuzz

I laughed so hard, god dang it Dan

"Ultamum Charizard: ...Bulbasaur?" (picture of Venusaur) I'm cryin!! X'D

“what’s lowercase Muk?” muk lol

This was painful but damn I couldn't stop laughing

lets get some of the ones we know... "rock bro"

OKay this is my favorite video i cannot stop laughing

Not dan saying Gyrados for Onyx two LMAO too good

Now I REALLY want you to play literally any pokemon game

When you have the video open for hours but you just can't get back to watch it....uhg. Pokemon were never really my thing so they all sounded good to me Dan. The begging though lol.