Poketuber Reacts to "If Pokedex Entries Were Literal 2"

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We watched Dorkly's If Pokedex Entries Were Literal 2 since so many people have been asking me to watch this video!
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@SkyCharger001 3 года назад

4:30, the fact that she's trying to get him a full restore, shows that she is taking responsibility for her actions.

@jahniyahbullard5983 2 года назад

Yeah most Humans don't even do that

@oresti9271 3 года назад

I love the fact that Patterz it's so invested in the bidoof storyline

@Patterrz 3 года назад

It's got me hooked

@cocokill3048 3 года назад

@@Patterrz did you even know where Peanut Butter (The shiny Bidoof) came from?

@the_redstone_fox9471 3 года назад

@@cocokill3048 ya. .S.A DDDTT.D SDr tyrsda t yr ssddtaa.d yet again D. d

@theultimatespamdonkey5671 3 года назад

You can’t not be invested in the bidoof

@oresti9271 3 года назад

@@theultimatespamdonkey5671 lmao

@luckypikachu4892 3 года назад

Remember that Vanilluxe isn't actually Ice Cream, it's living icicles that make themselves look like Ice Cream to make themselves more appealing

@ItsEmul 3 года назад

You have to watch “Pokémon Rusty” by Dorkly.

@jacobdeguzman9974 3 года назад

pretty sure he already has I think he just forgot

@lowground3468 3 года назад

Yes!

@emeraldfinder5 3 года назад

**pulls out gun** and so do you!

@Chanceogal 2 года назад

@@emeraldfinder5 **pulls out battle axe** I agree with this guy

@illyshamizelle4695 2 года назад

*Coming in on an Apache helicopter*agreed

@DordYT 2 года назад

The "you bent light damn it" line always gets me. Especially how the guy talked.

@BNotInc 3 года назад

Me: *hatches cubone eggs* Also me: *"how many moms have i killed?!"*

@andrewaftontheandroidhedge2780 3 года назад

yes

@salavast1522 3 года назад

Me: *Hatches yet another Phantump hoping for a shiny*

@gigachad2517 3 года назад

Salavast1 *cubone*

@norreen123 3 года назад

@@salavast1522 you get it yet? I got a shiny trevenant

@noneofyourbusiness9907 3 года назад

@@salavast1522 killing kids?

@anyathepanther7977 3 года назад

"how are you speaking? You were just born!" Really? That's what you're focusing on?

@toxicwolfgaming6783 3 года назад

Should he be asking why do kangaskhan hatch from a egg with a baby in its pouch?

@formofchicken4519 3 года назад

RIGHT?

@ezequielschlaen5992 3 года назад

11:35 that was the shiny perfect IV and EV trained bifold from the Pokemon Rusty series. It basically is God. And the deli sandwich is from Rusty himself, hose parents worked in a sandwich shop.

@abrahamlopez4258 3 года назад

Spoilers he might react to it

@lowground3468 3 года назад

No spoilers!😂

@noname-uh4mk 3 года назад

@@abrahamlopez4258 he reacted to it

@abrahamlopez4258 3 года назад

@@noname-uh4mk bruh I said that before he reacted to it

@gigachad2517 3 года назад

Ezequiel Schlaen shut the frik up N O S P O I L E R S

@Phantomx1989 3 года назад

You need to see “Pokemon Rusty” if you want to know more about that Golden Bidoof

@GamingVegeta1 Год назад

He did

@Phantomx1989 Год назад

@@GamingVegeta1 Yeah, wrote that before he check the Rusty saga

@raideranimator6091 3 года назад

no one talking 'bout the fact that the game youtube says he's doing something with is " *LITERAL* *2* "

@therookiepotato457 3 года назад

7:29 THATS THE QUESTION YOUR ASKING!

@titanictyranitar9571 3 года назад

7:51 Sorry orange mew

@grrey_p 3 года назад

As someone who hails for Minnesota, I can confirm that Cacturne is, in fact, probably Minnesotan.

@aaronyoutube95 3 года назад

Patterrz’ Minnesota accent is just pure Irish lmao

@mozzy2968 3 года назад

I've watched every dorkly pokemon video, this is a way for me to rewatch their videos wirhout feeling like I'm just rewatching.

@thewanderingmistnull2451 3 года назад

The Rattata one most likely _is_ literal, because that's how rodents work in the _real_ world.

@0nullnil 2 года назад

Exactly!!

@ants237 3 года назад

PB is from Dorkly's Pokemon Rusty.

@P1kaSans 3 года назад

thank you captan obvious

@Ruby-tm5fv 3 года назад

I love how YT marked the game as "Litral 2"

@HeyItsMeGoku___ 3 года назад

8:55 THis just got 18+... a guy, uhh, "milking" on a female dog

@bakusatsugo2057 3 года назад

7:28 I like that the sprite is just the star robots from Sonic 2, but a bit edited to make it look like a Staryu XD

@snazzymarz2926 3 года назад

You should really watch the dorkly kevin the assistant series!

@oresti9271 3 года назад

0:18 that's totally ash in pokemon journeys lmao (he has a smartphone there)

@hayato8452 3 года назад

Rotom phone

@VinceTheGreat28 3 года назад

React to Pokemon Rusty (The Main Villain Is A Bidoof Which Is The PB She Was Talking About)

@oresti9271 3 года назад

If he does react to that those will be the 50 happiest minutes of my life lmao 😂

@RRTR4Evr 3 года назад

Fun fact: 1st Like Gang members are 20% more handsome.

@woozlegamer8253 3 года назад

But 1.2x 0 is still 0

@P1kaSans 3 года назад

and that's another reason why i hate miltank. disgusting awfull pokemon.

@drpizza4680 3 года назад

agreed

@immortal_shrooms6757 3 года назад

But you do get some good milkshakes after all those rollouts

@randomyoutubeuser261 3 года назад

The pain of others is why i love miltank

@kamtimm8159 3 года назад

5:47 All of the Minnesotans: God damn it another person guessing our accent

@DemoDomini 3 года назад

I had a dream like that.but it was in a really fast elevator and my head started to get dizzy

@calebgoodman2076 3 года назад

Eevee starts to look like it’s trainer because of it’s constantly changing genes. The same reason it evolves into so many forms. On a side note I just remembered that time in Pokémon Special (Pokémon Adventures) where Team Rocket made an Eevee that can switch between Eeveelutions. Not a great idea, it basically tortures the little fella.

@lasagna8919 3 года назад

my god i havent watched your vids since 2018, i was in LOVE with ur randomizer nuzlockes

@Patterrz 3 года назад

Welcome back :)

@lasagna8919 3 года назад

@@Patterrz oh my lord i feel so lucky that patterrz replied to me :D

@1musamune 3 года назад

another Entei entry stated everytime a volcano erupts an Entei is born.

@nerdiboy5128 Год назад

In the case of Evee, its entire genetic make-up is unstable, which is the source of its Evee-lutions (i.e., Vaporeon, Jolteon, Flareon, Umbreon, Espeon, Glaceon, Lefeon and Sylveon). Ergo, being in close proximity to someone might have it leech off the person's genetic code, causing it to adopt traits from its trainer. Not sure if it would be _that_ extreme however...😅

@kylekyfl2693 3 года назад

Pat you won’t see this but I am rewatching every single poketuber reacts video from you today

@Xylospring 3 года назад

I want the Perfect Bidoof vs Perfect Cell.

@edenengland1883 3 года назад

that milktank one really reminds me of an scp and also a lot of transformation + milking fetish art

@MunchKING 3 года назад

8:50 It's a legend even in-universe. It's not portrayed as supposed to be accurate.

@gabgamz-themobilegamer4847 2 года назад

I already love this channel

@unknown-ds3lk 3 года назад

"YOU BENT LIGHT DAMNMIT!" XD

@aadivprajapati7892 3 года назад

Bidoof is story from the pokemon rusty which was made by dorkly

@pinkprincess6136 3 года назад

I'm came from the stream this is so funny.

@gigachad2517 3 года назад

Pink Princess I saw u on 1 of the streams before I think

@gigachad2517 3 года назад

Can’t remember

@pinkprincess6136 3 года назад

@@gigachad2517 you did ?

@pinkprincess6136 3 года назад

@@gigachad2517 that's all right.

@goldendawns4568 3 года назад

for the origins of PB you should watch their pokemon rusty series

@vyazji9868 2 года назад

Lately I’ve been watching not Avatar: The last Airbender related vids but there are always atla references- it makes me happy =)

@ryan1000011 Год назад

the rattata one is actually just a true fact about of alot of rodants

@nov-ro3ug 3 года назад

''Its shell is filled with its soft innards. It doesn’t move much because of the risk it might carelessly spill its innards out.'' (pokemon sun pokedex entry) metapod

@jenniferpratt3007 Год назад

Entei being ozai. I AM THE MOST POWERFUL IN THE WORLD! Rhydon comes out with earthquake Entei. Oh sh**

@Neroevelocity 3 года назад

watch pokemon rusty for info on Perfect Bidoof.

@ethanchen1266 3 года назад

I feel sorry for the weather man. Imagine how frustrating it would be if there was a pokemon battle, and then somebody used Sunny Day, and then another used Rain Dance, and then a Tyranitar with Sand stream came out... You get the idea.

@lupusreginabeta3318 3 года назад

You love the bidoof line it has a line that explained from where pp come and what his past was it names is pokemon rusty

@planetcasual 3 года назад

imagine spacetime as a blanket, things can sit on top of it and leave a dent, a black hole is like a hole in the blanket.

@KhaiRSZone. 3 года назад

Anyone realise that cherubi’s dex number is #420

@josueravena3464 3 года назад

and Yes Patterz its the one during the pokemon Rusty. His business is still ongoing, even if its against his will

@stevekulwicki2316 3 года назад

I was watching this and then I accidentally tapped on your police in Pokemon Short and it was hilarious

@laurenceunderwood4779 3 года назад

i swear the bidoof entries became less about pokedex entries being literal and more "lets just throw in random pokedex entries about bidoof so we can have a narrative about bidoof" lol

@theninjabird9510 3 года назад

7:22 i can see the Shock

@temmiejunior4783 3 года назад

I like how Patterz is the only youtuber who says unsubscribing is ok lol

@frostbitemelondemon2969 3 года назад

Smoochum was actually my first ever Catch in the Wild!

@josuevargas1952 3 года назад

Black holes are bassictly concentraded mass... and thwy are sooo powerful so... a black hole with the size of idk, a common chair, couls eat i think bassictly all the solar sistem

@ninjapuppy1256 2 года назад

the gardivour black hole would actually tear the entire earth apart

@wellsclassof2017 Год назад

Ok Patterz let's go back to the Cubone clip. I love how your main concern is that it is talking after just being born and not how graphic the actual birth was.

@emilygratz9203 3 года назад

2:39 i know im supposed to feel bad for laughing, but, 🤣🤣

@caiusdrakegaming8087 2 года назад

Might have already been told this Patt, but that Metapod dex entry was from SuMo, where LOTS of pokemon have very grim entries in one version or the other. No idea why they thought that would be a good idea...

@Nauriek 3 года назад

I always wondered why the pickipeck didn't intend to eat the Metapod. I mean, that's why birds would attack cocooned bugs, right?

@jeezuhskriste5759 3 года назад

There is only one thing more purely good than ice cream, and he loves refrigerators

@Artesfol 3 года назад

1:52 small black holes wouldn't do much damage. The black hole that do have a lot of mass and a size big enought to sustein itself and be able to push something to its dark and cold death. A small black hole would disapear really fast and wouldn't be able to suck someone

@luckyday5721 3 года назад

The whole Vaniluxe like is not actually icecream but are ice that have snow on their heads. Look it up they can have the snow melt

@anisaali156 3 года назад

You should watch pokemon rusty version

@ishaxrox1656 Год назад

The p.b perfect bidoof photo is from the series rusty defo worth a watch

@deadlineuniverse3189 3 года назад

The golden Bidoof is a reference to Pokémon Rusty.....and it’s not the last time we will see a reference to it

@vincenzofusco7251 3 года назад

1:20 tecnically talking a black hole smalle than a person could not exist since it would 'evaporate' 'cause of hawkings radiation

@cazelle_pie5370 3 года назад

Yes,the pokedex entry for metapod was real,it's was in ultra moon

@txd0mask 3 года назад

Me who owns every Pokémon Oak:what did it cost Me:75% of people on earth.

@rebelshadow3137 2 года назад

omg i just realized that pikachu the beedrill was there, ahhh best bee

@brmpgaming7728 3 года назад

PB is from pokemon rusty an animation by dorkly

@ItsLtime 2 года назад

09:11 is that why the Camerupt's volcano on the back explodes randomly?

@pastelpretzel6722 3 года назад

I was screaming along with you at the ditto part XD *peers at her shiny natu and sees her ditto gone* I give up (fact shiny natu was the first shiny I got in any game! (It was in pokecord before it shut down-) I named it BeanShinyBoozled-)

@KiwiKota3 3 года назад

A popular theory, or it might be real, I am not sure, is that adolescent Cubones are actually the little Pokemon inside of a Kangaskhan's pouch, so technically Cubones just pick up Kangaskhan's skull when they die and shove it on their head, if the theory is correct. A question to ask here is 'Why doesn't Cubone just evolve into Kangaskhan then?' According to the theory, through malnutrition or adapting to a different lifestyle, the Cubone evolves into a Marowak, and then female Marowak's later shed the skull and become Kangaskhans, and the cycle starts all over. Nifty little theory

@ayron7908 3 года назад

9 wizards are now one dog with a trainer that’s a miltank

@sashabraus436 3 года назад

The golden biddoof was from the series Pokémon rusty from the channel u should watch it so is the bee drill from the last skit from Rusty

@Cylapse 3 года назад

Wait, has Patterrz ever reacted to Pokemon Rusty (the video series, not game)?

@michaeldaniels3552 3 года назад

I love the Pokemon Rusty references

@The_Real_HungryPlan3t 3 года назад

PB is from the Pokémon rusty video from dorkly and I’m a vampire

@SuperBatSpider 3 года назад

Metapod doesn’t crack. It just has always had a hole it covers with the ground.

@NAcHO-wx5vg 3 года назад

Entei: causes volcanoes to erupt just by barking... Also entei: cannot learn earthquake... cause logic... I guess???

@genericname2747 3 года назад

Rattata's pokedex entry is something that happens to rats.

@Bladzejdzej 3 года назад

The story of PB and badoof begins in pokemon rusty, it's long but worth it.

@ruhenshamraaj8728 3 года назад

for the bidoof storyline, watch pokemon rusty. you will the origins of perfect bidoof(the gold one).

@Conorator 3 года назад

"and he's really handsome and has big muscles"

@nirajshrestha4574 3 года назад

More starter squad pls I don't want to finish without you

@xxaaronmxxgamer5359 3 года назад

PB’s story is in the playlist pokemon rusty

@superleafblade223 3 года назад

Perfect bidoof should of brought out his inner ace attorney objection because no one can beat a good objection

@adam-dn3hi 3 года назад

Creating a small black hole would swallow the entire earth and destroy it Thet black hole was beyond tiny

@colintaggart6618 3 года назад

I love that he made an atla reference

@CommissarMitch 3 года назад

So fun fact. Both Metapod and Ratata are based on real life animals. If you move a butterdly coccoon from its branch it will break and all the liquid that was the catepillar will spill out. Meanwhile most rodents have their teeth grow their whole life meaning they need to knaw them down.

@CommissarMitch 3 года назад

Ok yes They are all based on animals but those 2 are close to real life.

@lightray9264 3 года назад

As a Minnesotan, I can confirm that I’ve never met anyone with that accent

@tylerprince6371 3 года назад

The Bidoof story isn't even done yet

@Unovakid24 3 года назад

It's not Dorkly without a little blood and gore

@cryofrost3164 2 года назад

At the start when it said metaphod spill out there insides you said poor butterfree

@HeroAkii Год назад

I like to think that nonsensical pokedex entries are just the kids writing them having fun and thinking that somebody will eventually notice and fix it for them.