Polandball 5: A Third Collection of Shorts 

It rains spiders in Australia? Time to throw the whole conteninent away

0:54 by *jesus_stalin*

The Only time you have enough fuel America...Is when you're on fire...

no one: USA: **sets himself on fire** it was russia

1:11 I bet that was North korea

0:27 NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION!!!

send nukes

"Send nukes" **T-Series sub count drops to 0**

The thing about these videos that I love the most is the broken English other countries speak with.

(Argentina round pants) Brazil: are yuo ready kid Honduras: aye aye captain Brazil: i cant hear hue All countryball:aye aye captain Brazil: OoOoO Brazil: who live in South america? All countryball: ar-gen-ti-na Brazil: cannot into Falklands and covered in fleas? All countryball: ar-gen-ti-na Brazil: if be European is something of wish All countryball:ar-gen-ti-na Brazil:then moving to uruguay they sorta white-ish All countryball: ar-gen-ti-na. ar-gen-ti-na. ar-gen-ti-na. Ar-gen-ti-naaa Argentina: Yuo is excommunicated (shot brazil with gun)

U.S:*sets self on fire* U.S:*blames it on russia*

0:50 raining spiders

R.I.P INDIA

*KICKS DOWN DOOR* NO ONE EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION!!! Lol, Monty python memes

What the heck is wrong with Australia’s weather!!!! Duh!!

1:15 India: *GAWD DAMNIT AUTOCORRECT!*

Britain:Well poland i have a relationship with my son America: *Grabs flamethrower* AHHHH BURN IT BUUUURRRNNNN TTTHHHHEEE TEA BEAST AHHHHH Britain: Call The fire Brazilment

Welp, the first skit has aged wonderfully in 2022.

0:51i died lmao

Tbh Britian needs some sort of other side like roadman (search it up) and he smokes cigs and uses British slang like “wagwan” and acts all hard

0:20 am i the only one who heard the missile lock sounds from Spain? listen closely and youll hear it

**send nukes**

*it’s freedom o’clock*

0:05 the most overused meme in hisotry

*Its fucking lit* also, Why did Dad say it like that?! Also, India that is why i dont like using Apple One last thing: who the fuck was India texting anyway? Russia?

0:47 I cannot stress how hard I tried not to laugh here This is why my arachnophobic self never wants to go to Australia Even though I know it doesn’t rain like this

Hello again ! And still half naked ! Do you like Ninety 9 balloons' video ? SAY NO MAINS DECLEAR WAR !!!!

0:51 It's Raining Spiders

We have elections too! _One option_

0:27 *Nobody expects the Spanish inquisition!*

0:59 to 1:06 England is sick comment if you agree

I was going “no in Australia we don’t hold an umbrell… ah”

0:51 this is not a cats and dogs its a SPIDERSSSSS

The last one was so funny

1:16 oh god goodbye India

FINALLY, A PART 5!!! :D

First one is so true...

1:17 rip india

Amerika Is Needs Oil Also At The End Is So Funny

0:21 Yay boi my country appears first time

1:14 *Autocorrect in a nutshell*

Nobody expect the spanish inkquisition

Raining spiders. I have arachnophobia and that shit is the scariest thing I've ever heard if that actually happened I would have a fucking heart attack

Another short , The six-day war

india: "send N U K E S" person: T A R G E T L O C K E D

Music at 0:56 is actually called Rule Britanna

0:57 I still don't know why the British like the Americans, even though considering their common history they should be mortal enemies.

The first one is so true...

0:27 of no-one expectings Spanish of inquisitionings

Haha I’m Australian and the raining spiders is 100% accurate, we also get raining emus

That first one really is an accurate portrayal of the behaviour of virtually every major politician and official in the US, from both parties... "just blame Russia"🤣

Hello from Catalonia (Spain)

0:27 the second most ovrewused meme in history

1:14 Nukes? OK!

Happy new year!!

America pours fuel on him and ligts it* America:This is all your fault" Russia: ?

Water is spider and spider is water in australia? wow things are reverse

Not even Catalonia expects the Spanish inquisition,... ono

bro that first one :D

"Send *NUKES!* "

*Nobody expects THE SPANISH INQUISITION*

1:10 what did we tell you about sexually harassing North Korea India!

Nice

Norfork Island don't know it rail spiders in dessert!

WHERE IS WWIII!!!

That india part was halirious

I like it

He's wasting the gas

1:11 the question Is Who did india text

0:14 So True. #stopblamingrussia

i was not expect la spanish inquisition

0:13 the USA right now in January 2021 on fire

1:04 Poor United Kingdom

dad : well poland, the USA and i share a very special and intimate relationship what the fuck dad

America can do anything even light himself on fire

That is why i will never move to Australia

Its raining Cats and Dogs in Britain Its raining fire and fuel in America Its raining Spiders in Australia Its Raining Nudes I mean nukes in India

NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION

Damn it, Russia! Hello from 2020 ! It turned out to be frighteningly accurate.

Usa:ima set myself on fire Usa:russia sus Russia:nah

So true at 0:14

well with how was india catting with???

0:50 its not dogs and cats its spiders

Yay

that's what happens when you text weird things to North korea XD

*J E S U S S T A L I N*

0:54 by jesus

But poland is over 1000 years old (1052) and you make britain older? England was CONQUERED later than we got created

Since when did Virginia have Nukes?

I saw the send nukes one

0:50 xd

If you wanna know who was india messaging... (it is just an answer what am i not sure about, also i am not advertising anyone.) So if you watched one of RedHaze's video, you may GUESS(or know) who did india message.

Poland is not young. We are more than 1000 years old

Im sad that im not old enough to use polandball amino

FOOL NOBODY EXPECTED SPANISH INQUISITION

Sexual harassment should not be made fun of lightly. Its a huge problem, and not just in the U.S.

pakistan: hey war india: ah shit here we go again

о да .

i have watch this comic

*s e n d n u k e s*