Police Interceptor - FAILS That Happened Whilst On Duty! 

One of my teachers at school had a drugs bust on his house in winter cus there was no snow on his roof. They took the door off went up to the attic and found all his orchids growing under heat lamps in his attic.

As horrific as the deer one is, im dying at the story 😂

"Ah fuck this I'm a pigeon" That has just creased me lol. Keep up the great work, loving the content

“Ahhh fuck this I’m a pigeon”🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 when Ben said about dispatching the rabbit all I thought about was Neil with the fish on the inbetweeners

One of my funny ones was going with my partner to a suspected burglary in progress during the night The house had high wooden fences so she decided to climb over using a wheelie bin to stand on Good idea but it was dark with no street lights so we didn't see that the bin lid was broken so she stood on it and all you heard was a loud scream as the lid gave way and she went straight down into the bin!! In those days there were no body cameras and mobile phones to take photos Oh I wish we had them then haha

It's so bloody brilliant seeing you happy,I hope this process of telling us about your stories is cathartic and will hopefully dissipate your PTSD (at least for a while) laughing etc helps me with mine. Stay safe and take care buddy. Great channel, great vids and you're a seriously nice guy. Never,ever forget that. Love and hugs mate.😊

That laugh after "naughty things". It's true what they say about the Emergency Services having dark humour 😂 the thin blue line keeps getting thinner as does the green. 🚑

An old friend of mines father was a dog handler for Darlington and surrounding area, had a wicked sense of humour, 2 stories I have. The first, for some reason he didn't have his dog this night but had a full proper dog Halloween mask, responded to a non Dom burglary call, announced his police with dog presence, barked and entered wearing the mask. Perp surrendered without incident. 2nd was a fight in Darlo town centre, a few things happened in this one, 1st he forgot to apply the handbrake so cctv caught the van slowly roll back in to Pease Monument and second, once the dog caught the geezer , he struggled and fought this officer i mention, it almost looks like the officer chins the guy on the deck due to how this duckegg on the ground had hold of the officers wrist, who had to do a sharp twist and pull motion which broke the grip. But then his dog went in and bit the guy right on the unmentionables. Was incredible to watch as caught on cctv and saved my mates dad as the prick tried to sue.

The difference in you since you started your channel is amazing to see Ben, and an inspiration to many! Keep on going my friend, one day at a time, no pressure - everyone has crappy days, I hope yours get further and further apart as time goes on; thanks for all you’ve done so far, and all you do to help those in need - you’re a fantastic testimony to PTSD recovery - thank you! 😉👍💙

The touching cloth moment played at just the wrong time - I was drinking a can of cider and laughed so hard I spat it everywhere.

So you can blue light to go for a shit but when I use the I need a shit excuse I get 3 points.... 🤣

So glad to see you laughing again, Ben Pearson. I love these ones. So sorry could not continue being a Patreon, but will always watch your channel. Hope the talking helps you on the podcasts.

I shouldn't be laughing this hard at your description of hitting and dispatching a rabbit 🤣

Definitely agree on pigeons and rabbits. In my car once, at 30, a pigeon landed in front of me, saw me coming, took off and just became a cloud of feathers. And as a truck driver at night, rabbits have gone under the wheels. Same with a cat once. Ran out on front of me and just gone. And I’m pretty sure I hit a baby deer once on the A15 in Lincolnshire on the way up towards the Humber bridge. You do feel bad. You cringe when it’s going to happen, but it’s just the nature of driving sometimes. There’s not always time to respond and miss it.

🤣🤣🤣 fire arms guy throws the deer in the motor and eats it 😂🤣

My house was surround by police almost once a week... they had Intel saying I had a grow on in the attic... they knew I didn't have one when I let them in and saw it was a family home... by the last visit, we knew each other and had a laugh.... they said if I wasn't home the door would have been knocked down... eventually they got the right house which was 3 doors up which had a grow on... lol

It's so ,really so good to see you laugh Ben, and this was again a good one. I'm looking forward to the new book and the new video.😉

Ben you must be talking about wood pigeons, the most kamikaze bird on the planet, I've had 4 get destroyed from flying straight into the work van, 1 hit the top of the windscreen on the M1 Sheffield, 1 hit the passenger window just as my bestmate closed the window near steaphenage on the M1, 1 hit the side of the van on the M60 guts went all down the side and the last 1 was on the M6 near the RAC Offices, all Kamikaze wood pigeons never fly up always seems to be in a straight line level with vehicles, I have almost gone down a cliff on the scenic route going to Edinburgh avoiding what looked like a hare

I would love to see a part 2 of this

All very funny but none of this beats the New Years Eve video where you said you had a fight with SpongeBob SquarePants!! It cracks me up every time I imagine a Police Officer in full uniform scrapping with SpongeBob!!! 😂😂

Ben you are an amazing guy stay happy and stay safe

always smile when i watch your videos, great work

I could watch Ben talk about surf shark all day

At least you was alone in your police car.I’m a cab driver and I had passenger’s with me on a 25 minute journey when my diarrhoea decided to spray 😂

Brilliant mate keep up the great videos definitely up there with my favourite channels 😂

Love this video, love this channel, love you Ben brew

so funny , well done Ben

Ive hit 2 pigeons when driving. One decided to fly out of a bush into my front grille and was just a cloud of feathers. The other decided it was fed up with living and dive bombed from well above tree height straight into my windscreen right Infront of my face. Was only going about 35-40 and it scared the absolute hell out of me just suddenly seeing this pigeon coming right at my face

Rip the cat n all the animals. (How can a arms response not kill a deer 😂💀)

Ima a massive animal lover but ive got to say some of the stories you've got are hilarious 😂

I've seen police raid my neighbour who was an elderly man living with his disabled son. They raided number 12 when the drug dealers lived at 21 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Ok, tea spat out at "what do you call a baby deer......a Jew ewe" I think Attenborough's job is safe for the moment. Great to see you happy Ben and I hope your P.T.S.D. is getting better too. It's a long slog but you'll get there. 👍🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

I agree. I drive an hgv for a living and get at least 4 pigeons a year. They try to fly away in the direction I'm travelling. Even seen one look back to see if he was winning before he wrapped himself around the front of cab mirror. The one I feel bad about was a badger at 1am in the new forest. We made eye contact shortly before he went under the wheels. He looked up in slow motion I looked back and said sorry mate. Felt like a speed bump

That deer was Bories the bullet doger

When you was on about rabbits it reminded me an episode of not going out. If you can have a look on BBC iplayer series 6 episode 1.

I drive trains for a living, and see some wonderful wildlife out there. Admittedly I do kill a lot of it too. It’s a daily occurrence hitting pigeons and pheasants, they really are stupid. I’ve hit 2 Monkjack deer, a badger, a couple of foxes, really hate hitting buzzards and red kites tho. Almost hit a cat once, was so funny watching it run ahead of me as I’d slowed down, and it trying to jump away but bounced off the fence back into my path 3 times before shooting out of the end of the station and disappearing up the road 😂. A pheasant came off a field beside the line on e day, and I saw it coming, we’re gonna hit, we’re gonna hit.. BANG. Windscreen smashed to bits. Think it’s been eating ballast! Great video Ben, keep em coming. Best wishes 👍👍

A baby deer is called a fawn Ben 👍

After reading your book I thought you might of mentioned how the driver of the Corsa was

I was driving around 40-50mph and a pheasant jumped In front of my car with a bang, couldn't see it in my rear view so I figured it escaped. 10ish minutes later when I got to my destination I saw a feather float up from Infront of the bonnet, and as I was driving into the carpark a bobby car was coming out and both officers were glaring at the front of my car. The pheasant was stuck by the foot in the front grill. Edit: forgot to mention it lived for the two hours I waited for a vet's to be open before I dumped it on them, and the bobbies came back, probably to check that I wasn't torturing an animal.

"Ah fuck this I'm a pigeon" 😅😂 Great video reminds me of the video of a police officer escorting a family of Geese around a roundabout.

Yeh I’ve often wondered about that, why do the police feel the need to cover their faces with belecavas? What happened to the old police adage IF YOUR DOING NOTHING WRONG WHAT YOU GOT TO HIDE? Just wondering please answer Ben thank you.

As people can see I have a very popular surname. I also have a very common first name too. Anyway about 5 years ago the police came to arrest me for missing court for drink driving. I thought what??? I have never been arrested before and certainly not done any drink driving. Any the police were there for about 20 mins and it turns out that it was someone else that has the same name as me and almost the same DOB and they had got my address instead of his. Luckily that got a photo of the guy they were looking for and they did my fingerprints and see it wasn’t me. But yes that was a scary moment and one of them situations that you go in a dream like state thinking this can’t be really happening.

Hiya mate. Nice seeing you at Alan Jeffries today 👍

The Deer story had me in stitches 😂😂😂😂

I think pigeons see the world at the equivalent of over 100-120fps, whereas human eyesight is around 25-30fps equivalent (so moving pictures at less than that point will look like separate static images instead of smooth movement). It's believed this means motion IRL then looks like it's moving at a third of the speed it would to a human. Frames Per Second (FPS, for screens, cameras when recording, etc) equivalent doesn't seem to translate exactly, I think tests showed they can tell a moving picture is just lots of static images being shown in rapid succession up to that 120 fps point but their visual processing (or whatever you want to call it) happens about 3 times faster than with a human. (At least this is what I could find Googling what I thought I remembered, 125fps equivalent, which I was going to comment as 100fps initially as I thought that was very fast, but apparently not far off). This is believed to be why they wait so long before taking off with a car bearing down on them at 60-90mph, it theoretically looks like a car doing 20-30mph would to a human, and we know how late some humans leave it to cross in front of one doing that speed. :)

Touch wood, I’ve never hit an animal with my car, although I’ve been a passenger when a deer has run into the side of the car (it ran away a bit disoriented but was okay). I’ve had close shaves too with deer, squirrels, pigeons, crows, but let me tell you, pheasants are the thickest of them all. Ask anyone that lives in the countryside and they will tell you that pheasants are the stupidest things in existence 😂

Do you get the prison tear tattoo for disintegrating a pigeon? 😂 'What'd you get that tattoo for?' 'Killed a man with my bare hands. You?' 'Disintegrated a pigeon in my nee nar car'

Chose to watch this video as I sat down to eat, not the best move

My next door neighbours were drug dealers and were often raided they were finally convicted and were in prison leaving the house empty anyway months later about 1 in the morning I open my front door and there about 6 police officers about to break down there door and I said to them you know nobody lives there and were like really? 😂 I said yeh for months now and they said oh right and just left 😂

lol only the police would refer to putting a animal to sleep as dispatch it !!!

Best one I've had was I was doing 70mph (ossifer) down the local bypass, flicked the wash/wipe to clean the screen and the wipers went up then as they came back down a sparrow had got hooked on the end of one and smeared innards across the windscreen.

Dear God Ben 🤣🤣🤣

Peg leg! 😂😂😂

Hares run down roads being sprinters they won't down routes that aren't clear like they won't just jump into long grass. As for rabbits had one run into my parked motorbike and kill itself!

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I’m kinda thinking of starting some kind of channel.. 🤔

Fuck this im a pigeon

You need a trip to the firing range if you can't kill a deer at point blank range.

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you hit a cat...come on down under and hit a kangaroo, then you will really know you hit something.... bloody stupid things, too stupid to realize the safe option is to hop off the road, no lets just jump in front of the on coming head lights....

Your front-on camera is out of focus

Pigeons are not dumb there beautiful smart loving birds I feed the local Pigeons they know me

Only UK police has ever raided the wrong house 🤣🤣🤣

Remember to respect UK laws, even if you're retired, Ben. The laws are the same for everyone.

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