Polygon plays JACKBOX | "Wartio 2: Bunion Busters" 

I remember the first time I saw that Lynx video I thought "wow that sounds like Simone Polygon yelling" & now we've come full circle

The phrase “Are you saying sonic would eat you out?” catapulted me into the astral plane

"Sonic is the opposite of DJ Khaled" I DIED

the black hole with the lynx cry was magical

* Opens video * * Simone honks within the first 15 seconds * Today is a good day.

rewatching old polygon jaxbox videos to make myself feel alive again

“it’s wednesday my dudes” *lynx yell*

"Are you saying Sonic would eat you out?" Uh, YEAH Simone, has fanfiction taught you nothing?

sonic WILL eat you out. and that is a threat

I keep thinking the title says "Wario 2: Union Busters" and I'm ready to fight that yellow hatted scoundrel

I love how one of them skipped over the whole monster/doctor debate and went straight to calling the monster Adam

i wonder why they cut brian's quiplash. we'll never know who would finally stop getting cast in movies

"I did not grow up to be frisky." we have determined this to be a LIE. edit: "are you saying Sonic would eat you out?"

9:55 I actually paused to try to logic this out - if "Has a great truth" is the true answer, it refers to itself, since that is the truth. If "Has a great lie" is the true answer, it refers to the answer "Has a great truth" as well, since that is the lie. Which means the ultimate question is whether "Has a great truth" is more great as a truth or as a lie. As the truth, it is a tautology or at least very nearly one - if its truth makes it great, its greatness therefore makes it true. If it is the lie, at least it has the novelty of confounding expectations by being a statement about truth that is in fact the lie, which isn't that great but at least doesn't rely on circular reasoning. Therefore I lean towards the great lie being the correct answer.

Pat ‘Piglet’ Gill

I appreciate you explicitly addressing the About You/Enough About You issue.

3:17 Simone likes watching birds! It’s a pastime that brings her so much joy She likes watching birds And she watches them all of the time From the sparrow to the hawk Robins, green herons, and ducks! Oh yes, Simone likes watching birds And she'd like for you to watch, too!

Dunking on JP in a Polygon video? Hell yeah

Roleplaying on LinkedIn is just Offices & Bosses from Hello From The Magic Tavern.

3:38 Pat gives such a high-quality answer here that I'm convinced he's thought about it before

I had to pause the video immediately after Pat said "I am the king of lies" in a sly voice to like it

"Sonic would eat you out" lore confirmed

hi i am sorry for the content of this comment but i literally just came back from Pompeii (very excited obviously) and unfortunately rock man did not actually die of rock and therefore did not escape Pompeii. Still got rocked though and that's what really counts in this life

THAT SCREAMING BLACK HOLE ANIMATION IS THE BEST BIRTHDAY PRESENT IVE EVER GOTTEN THANKS LADS

thank you, for putting in the cut of a black whole making lynx noises. that was perfect

I hope the polygon lynx war cry was a thing that continued in the office after this

Damnit Pat! Now that you're saying the "enough", what do we have to be unreasonably mad about?

We all know Wario is a tool of the capitalist machine, but don’t let Waluigi fool you. He’s a Young Libertarian who’ll sell you out if necessary.

Love the screaming black holes! And Simone you are frisky don’t sell yourself short

I hate how I had an immediate answer for an animated character I would date

"Are you saying that sonic will eat you out?!" 😂😂

starting this video out right with pat reflecting on his past mistakes

Brian's presidential name should be :B:OTUS Brian of the United States. But meme-y

Simone may have not become an ornithologist, but dang if she doesn't like grabbing them birds

loving all these lynx dunks

When I saw that Simone seemed to be really into the Jurassic Park game & could name everything, I knew she had to be an Ornithologist at heart.

Giraffe Energy, aka: BNE (Big Neck Energy)

The right answer was obviously God of Wart

IM VERY UNHAPPY WITH MY LIFE AND CANT SLEEP BECAUSE IM STUCK IN A BAD SITUATION IN LIFE SO IM WATCHING THIS VIDEO TO FILL THE EVER-GROWING PAIN I FEEL EVERY DAY IN HOPES OF GETTING A SOMEWHAT PEACEFUL SLEEP.

really good lynx editing on this one you guys

'No, Victor's the doctor' [implying Frankenstein is the monster] is the most powerful statement I've ever heard

a lynx sounds exactly like what a cartoon representation of a lynx would be

I literally laughed so hard I hurt myself at "you saying Sonic would eat you out?"

all the yelling made my cat decide that he had to yell, too.

I’m very glad that other people appreciate the video of the two lynxes screaming

Such a majestic episode.

We need more Ross on the video team to make up for the lack of Griffin's high pitched laugh

I really appreciate all the lynx sounds edited in 😂

My child will grow up under the stern yet caring gaze of trash-philosopher Slavoj Zizek

"Are you saying Sonic will eat you out?" I fucking love the sentences I am hearing in this video

Have a beautiful day, Polygon!

"Pride doesn't matter. Only points"

A name is considered a single word appositive, so technically Jordan Peterson is 1 word

Pat is so good at this game

What is the Egypt project?

I thought it said "Wartio 2: Union Busters" and I nearly died by inverting in on myself

cool time to have friends for 20 minutes

"HE'D FINALLY STOP GETTING CAST IN FUCKING MOV" - Brian Gilbert, 2018

I love that Ross got not one but two replacement game gears (games gear?)

*lynx noises*

Fun Fact: The sound of two black holes colliding would not only be heard in the vacuum of space, but it would sound like a tremendous drum being struck.

sonic would treat you right. he'd take you on romantic adventures and shower you in affection and show you how magical life is. then he'd absolutely inhale that cake like a pro. sonic would TREAT, YOU, RIGHT.

this video was so good... that's it. that's my review. just really Good

Everybody is born with a head full of hair... Also, ya Jenna, I wasn’t refused to cut my hair short but hearing “why do you wanna cut all that hair” is still argh...

"Thank you for Wartching!"'

Miss these, guys. How come you never make them anymore? They're hilarious!

That VR-joke was brilliant!

🎵 Simone likes watching BIRDS 🎶 🎶 And she gets to watch them every day 🎵

It's been a while, wouldn't mind more of these !

I actually did say I wanted to be a giraffe when I grew up when I was 4 wth

CAN WE APPRETIATE THAT SIMONE KNOWS THE FRANKENSTEIN FANDOM CALLS THE MONSTER "ADAM"?!?!

the lynx thing brought up an old repressed memory called "The Missing Lynx"

this is the best video ive ever watched

That lynx sound

what happened to this series it went away and as did my will to live

To this day I love that Simone just never explained what the Egypt project was

mysterious extra answer at 18:31

Wartnite

I appreciate Simone going all in on Trashion

i need there to be more of these

Pompei? More like Pomp - a new and enjoyable Polygon dot com comedy video.

When are the board game videos coming back??? I really liked those!!

still cant handle *HRUNSDT*

Can there be more jacksbox videos? I miss them so much

Imagining Simone as a clown is making me feel some sort of way.

The blak hole clip was majestic.

The black hole animation lmao

This one is so amazingly edited

GOD I JUST HAD SURGERY DONT RELEASE FUNNY VIDEOS YET STOP IT HURTS TO LAUGH

waIT ZIZEK WHAT.

3:50 Love the sailor moon reference.

*milks Jordan Peterson*

one thing that pat learned recently is SONIC WILL EAT YOU OUT.

Sonic is the opposite of dj Khaled ;)

Y'all imitating lynxes scared the shit out of my cat

Is it me or did whoever wrote the captions confuse Jenna and Simone for each other

Why did no one say anything to Meg about one word answers when her answer was ‘pivot to video’

Brian your code name would be Monsieur Jort and you fuckin know it

Was that comment about some writers using subtext a Darkplace reference?????

I miss these jackbox videos