I've decided to upload Cave Johnson quotes, but I'll have to do them in order (which means replaying the game of course). This will be part 1 of 3 since we still have the 70's and 80's section of Aperture Science.
"I'll be honest here, we're throwin science at the wall here and seeing what sticks. No idea what it'll do. Probably nothing. Best case scenario, you might get some super-powers. Worst case, some tumors, but we'll cut those out."
" Do not get covered in the repulsion gel. We haven't entirely nailed down what element it is yet, but i'll tell you this it's a lively one and does not like the human skeleton." .......poor Chell....
"Media isn't about why, it's about why not! Why are all of our videos interesting? Why not marry mundane videos if you love it so much. And why not make a safety video, that won't get your ratings low because your account is now suspended! Not you fellow RU-vidr, you're doing fine. Yes, you! Folder, your videos! Out the website. Browser. Window. Goodbye!"
Actually... It's known as an Aperture Science Quantum Tunneling Device. The ASHPD was not in existence until the 1970s. Now, the ASQTD does the exact same thing, but according to the signs, consists of a very large backpack-type thing, which the firing device is attached to.
Judging from Cave's 'mantis men' quote, I'm guessing either A) The Antlions in Half Life evolved from that experiment gone horribly wrong, or B) We might end up following that yellow line (metaphorically) in Episode 3.
Oh, in case you got covered in that repulsion gel, here's some advice tha lab-boys gave me: [paper rustling] do not get covered in the repulsion gel! We haven't entirely nailed down what element it is yet, but I'll tell you this: it's a lively one and it does not like the human skeleton.
Let us know if you feel a shortness of breath, persistent dry cough, or your heart stopping, because that's not part of the test, that's asbestos. Lab boys tell asbestos poisoning show an immediate latency of 44.6 years, so if you're 30 or older you're laughing, worst case scenario, you miss out on a few rounds of canasta, plus you forwarded the cause of science three centuries. I punch those numbers into my calculator and it makes a happy face. :)
@Radman1889 No, because that wood can slip down the stairs and all that and who's gonna help you in your wheelchair when everyone already fled the building because it's on fire? Well, I guess it's already pretty problematic since the facility was several thousand feet below the ground. Long story short, Cave Johnson is always right.
I will say this and I'm gonna say it on tape so everybody hears it a hundred times a day. If I die before you people can pour me into a computer, I want Caroline to run this place.
Neither have I, besides some sporadic co-op with one of my mates. I was just informing you of a part of Portal's backstory, or lore. No need to get so defensive.
Cave Johnson: science isn't about why, it's about why not. why is so much of our science dangrous. why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact why not invent a safety door that won't hit you on the butt because YOU ARE FIRED. Not you terst subject, you're doing fine. Yes you, box your stuff. Out the front door. Parking lot. Car. Goodbye. I love these quotes.
Im telling you that you oughta stop making these videos... That should give you an idea... make MORE of these videos, you made the channel, you can whatever videos you want up all damn day! *sarcasm*
