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Portal 2 | Crazy Box - 0 portals (World Record) 

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@happmacdonald
@happmacdonald 8 лет назад
Now you're thinking *without* portals.
@Dedgyblazer
@Dedgyblazer 8 лет назад
+Happ MacDonald or should i say outside the box (GET IT CUZ THE MAP LOOKS LIKE A BOX haha?)
@EthanRDoesMC_
@EthanRDoesMC_ 8 лет назад
Bah Dum Tch!
@Small_Vocaloid_UTAU
@Small_Vocaloid_UTAU 8 лет назад
+Happ MacDonald I wrote the exact same thing 3 months earlier and not a single like. I guess it's mostly luck.
@happmacdonald
@happmacdonald 8 лет назад
+Small Vocaloid and UTAU Promotions Is that so? I just held down "end" and pressed "show more" every time the button came under my mouse, until there was no more to show. Then I did a page search for "view all" and pressed every link hiding reply comments, so that every comment for this video was laid bare. Finally I searched for "Small Vocaloid", and only got this comment. Then I searched for "thinking" and found a handful of matches, but all later than my reply. You had me worried that perhaps RU-vid was bubbling comments or something there, for a moment. x3
@Small_Vocaloid_UTAU
@Small_Vocaloid_UTAU 8 лет назад
Happ MacDonald Yeah, what was I thinking? Preposterous to think that RU-vid would do such a thing! :P
@heronb.4965
@heronb.4965 4 года назад
ps: turn subtitles on, he explains what he's doing
@redandblue1013
@redandblue1013 4 года назад
Thanks
@namboww
@namboww 4 года назад
Vlw
@Dragon_Qi
@Dragon_Qi 4 года назад
Thanks
@foolishxhero
@foolishxhero 4 года назад
Thanks a lot bro
@Dant2603
@Dant2603 4 года назад
wow thanks!
@Lawlophile
@Lawlophile 6 лет назад
The entire video had me thinking "wtf is he doing?" Him: "Trust me, I'm a professional"
@BOTAllen
@BOTAllen 4 года назад
Lawlophile the subtitles really help, they explain
@bobafettjr85
@bobafettjr85 4 года назад
@@BOTAllen I was wondering why he was standing there starting at the floor for so long.
@kreksom3386
@kreksom3386 4 года назад
Professional have STANDARS
@PNWGoodvibes
@PNWGoodvibes 4 года назад
BOT Allen that’s so smart!!
@catraapplesaucemeowmeow2464
@catraapplesaucemeowmeow2464 4 года назад
Lawlophile use sub title
@bexmarie6076
@bexmarie6076 5 лет назад
Cave: The lab boys told me "DO NOT GET COVERED IN THE REPULSION GEL" Chell: *Layes Under Gel Dispenser*
@s0m3th1ngbtw
@s0m3th1ngbtw 4 года назад
Inside gel dispenser)
@philswift9705
@philswift9705 4 года назад
Lays*
@ShaunDreclin
@ShaunDreclin 7 лет назад
but first, let's talk about parallel universes
@darerd
@darerd 7 лет назад
Kittaye became QPU-misaligned one too many times
@Snubbs
@Snubbs 7 лет назад
A portal is a portal. you can't shoot the gun and say it's only a half
@hisho2255
@hisho2255 7 лет назад
I bet a well placed scuttle-bug could have helped save some time
@zoltanpataki1307
@zoltanpataki1307 7 лет назад
LOL.
@ShaunDreclin
@ShaunDreclin 7 лет назад
unironically using greentext
@UpDvn
@UpDvn 8 лет назад
I guess Valve will have to rename the game from "Portal 2" to " 2"
@aninsvet
@aninsvet 8 лет назад
you just made my day with that comment xD
@ukasz1879
@ukasz1879 8 лет назад
+GeoThermalGFX | Road To 0.2K took me fucking 20 minutes to get it.
@WFangW
@WFangW 8 лет назад
+GeoThermalGFX | Road To 0.2K I don't understand :(
@renef.8468
@renef.8468 8 лет назад
made my day xD
@tannedanimegirl
@tannedanimegirl 8 лет назад
+》GeoThermal 𝓖𝓕𝓧《 | Road To 0.2K "2" is not enough "2ez"
@ethanlivemere1162
@ethanlivemere1162 5 лет назад
None of this would've been possible without that small bit of repulsion gel sticking out underneath that wall
@robinnilsson3716
@robinnilsson3716 5 лет назад
He pushed the gel there :O
@Twisted86
@Twisted86 5 лет назад
@@robinnilsson3716 I'm guessing he was using the splash on him to spread it which is why he was following that bubble.
@rustys7017
@rustys7017 5 лет назад
@@Twisted86 I don't think that's possible when I played portal 2 I could never move gel I could move gel with portals and not the player it's self
@Cruxin
@Cruxin 4 года назад
@@rustys7017 you can only manipulate it a very small amount by making it burst on you.
@rustys7017
@rustys7017 4 года назад
@@Cruxin oh well that's something I never knew
@HugoCornellier
@HugoCornellier 6 лет назад
The whole video: “what is he doing?!? Ooooooohhhhhhhhhhhh”
@davidci
@davidci 4 года назад
Oh shit hi Hugo. Never thought to see you here.
@MatthewTangCha
@MatthewTangCha 4 года назад
Isnt he the photo guy
@justcarl2400
@justcarl2400 4 года назад
Who are you and why are you famous
@glitchypotato9651
@glitchypotato9651 4 года назад
Turn on subtitles, he/she explains what they're doing
@LiterallyWize
@LiterallyWize 4 года назад
@@justcarl2400 He is famous cause he is famous, famous people commenting on less famous people's videos doesn't mean they are weird.
@Hourglass36
@Hourglass36 7 лет назад
Now you're thinking
@mac1991seth
@mac1991seth 7 лет назад
Without portals.
@bomberxX2000
@bomberxX2000 7 лет назад
with parkour.
@Kerrmunism
@Kerrmunism 7 лет назад
A Shwise with 3-3 portals
@chillycube9326
@chillycube9326 7 лет назад
A Shwise i
@nPhlames
@nPhlames 7 лет назад
Outside the box.
@XrosM
@XrosM 7 лет назад
Oh so that's what they mean by "Thinking outside the box".
@gmorris65
@gmorris65 7 лет назад
Thinking outside the skybox
@owobi_2991
@owobi_2991 7 лет назад
if it was outside the skybox he would have been unable to move as the game would stop rendering the player character thats how the source engine rolls
@gmorris65
@gmorris65 7 лет назад
tscm Obiswagkenobi k
@abelortega5388
@abelortega5388 7 лет назад
Same thing happens with garrys mod
@gmorris65
@gmorris65 7 лет назад
Abel Ortega no shit
@jr.elwood9326
@jr.elwood9326 5 лет назад
imagine seeing someone in real life looking at the floor while trying to jump on a rail over and over again. That would be very strange.
@outspade
@outspade 4 года назад
sad
@apparatus_3934
@apparatus_3934 4 года назад
And then they suddenly start clipping through the floor and pop out of existence
@STR4nG3boy
@STR4nG3boy 3 года назад
Don't judge me
@Kapin05
@Kapin05 3 года назад
Average Tuesday activities with the boys, I dunno what you're judging
@possum0451
@possum0451 5 лет назад
Glados: i’ll give you a portal device. Use it correctly. Player: *Doesn’t use it at all* Glados: I meant ACTUALLY use it.
@cupofspiders5830
@cupofspiders5830 4 года назад
Once you’ve done a Portal speedrun that’s isn’t inbounds, you’ll know why not using it is using it correctly.
@jeany545
@jeany545 7 лет назад
IIIIIIIII'll just stick to using portals
@strykr_killr
@strykr_killr 7 лет назад
yeah me too
@leocheong7261
@leocheong7261 7 лет назад
jeany545 heh chumps tries for 6 years
@MilkyWayjay7
@MilkyWayjay7 7 лет назад
jeany545 i was waiting for an achievement to unlock
@aeronautisch
@aeronautisch 7 лет назад
Cool another furry
@jeany545
@jeany545 7 лет назад
Ayyyy
@-fazik-3713
@-fazik-3713 7 лет назад
Portal game without Portals. Legit.
@TheMike0088
@TheMike0088 7 лет назад
portal 2 finished with 0 portals is just 2: the game
@tathyaadjani8360
@tathyaadjani8360 7 лет назад
Jumping 2
@veeveepara
@veeveepara 7 лет назад
Portal 2 beta
@tai0fps
@tai0fps 7 лет назад
-FAZIK- (Aperture Tag)
@deadpan8131
@deadpan8131 7 лет назад
Thats impossible because the final battle requires you to place a portal
@can_uysal
@can_uysal 5 лет назад
Speedrunner's Paradox Spends his 3546 hours on a 10 minute average level World record in 6!
@Rawlingm
@Rawlingm 4 года назад
Can Uysal this level can be done much faster then 10 minutes with portals, this is just the image of someone who really has no life at all
@Rawlingm
@Rawlingm 4 года назад
@MegaVinylshaker when i made this comment, it was 2019, when we still were yes, but now that its 2020, we no longer are
@lucjanl1262
@lucjanl1262 4 года назад
@@Rawlingm times truly change
@valves.mp4
@valves.mp4 4 года назад
@@Rawlingm lol what
@garfieldblessesyouwithadri3944
@garfieldblessesyouwithadri3944 2 года назад
lol he isn't a no-lifer? I'm not saying I ain't one but like how it probably takes thousands of hours of playtime experience to reach his skill, not that it's a bad thing, but the term still seems accurate to me
@Creedoo
@Creedoo 5 лет назад
The more I watch out of bounds gameplay of this game the more I'm concerned that Valve designed every inch of a map for things like that
@johnmarccagatin6821
@johnmarccagatin6821 9 лет назад
Portal 2 news: -Removed Portal Gun. Too easy for new players. EDIT: Wow, thanks for 200+
@grogcito
@grogcito 8 лет назад
+John Marc Cagatin Too confusing*
@alexandriariley5209
@alexandriariley5209 7 лет назад
No, he's saying it's too easy for new players, so because of that the portal gun was removed.
@M4C3W1
@M4C3W1 7 лет назад
Thomas Riley I don't think you got the joke
@alexandriariley5209
@alexandriariley5209 7 лет назад
M4 _ C3 You sure? I was correcting Grogcito's correction. Ultimately, the only way to know if I got it is if OP replies.
@grogcito
@grogcito 7 лет назад
At the time, they removed one team fortress 2 map that was being developed for the official game because it was "too cofusing" for new players.
@Sparrow_Bloodhunter
@Sparrow_Bloodhunter 7 лет назад
when you're so skilled at games that you can beat them without using one of the core game mechanics.
@AlphaEnt2
@AlphaEnt2 6 лет назад
That's chuck norris-like
@richleth3721
@richleth3721 6 лет назад
like portal without portals or mario without jumping
@delpher32exe
@delpher32exe 6 лет назад
Is bug using a core mechanic?
@null_os
@null_os 6 лет назад
Mario without Marioing.
@SnowyShiro
@SnowyShiro 6 лет назад
MoofEMP the minimum is 15
@jonas1000100
@jonas1000100 6 лет назад
In case you got covered in that repulsion gel, here's some advice the lab boys gave me: DO NOT get covered in the repulsion gel.
@joshuan.
@joshuan. 5 лет назад
We haven't entirely nailed down what element it is yet, but I'll tell you this: it's a lively one, and it does NOT like the human skeleton.
@annoyedredhead3151
@annoyedredhead3151 5 лет назад
(Looks at self) well fuck
@PSYCHOPATH_AT_LARGE
@PSYCHOPATH_AT_LARGE 5 лет назад
jonas1000100 that would of been nice to know 5 minutes ago -Caroline
@this_commenter_had_a_stroke
@this_commenter_had_a_stroke 5 лет назад
Man you have likes for a whole year! (A leap year to be specific)
@SovLestlandia
@SovLestlandia 4 года назад
"I like your style! You make up your own rules, just like me!" -Cave Johnson, ca. 1957
@notgollum2609
@notgollum2609 7 лет назад
Portal 2 without portals is just 2, the game.
@ahreuwu
@ahreuwu 7 лет назад
copied comment. dumbass
@notgollum2609
@notgollum2609 7 лет назад
Ahre no u
@ahreuwu
@ahreuwu 7 лет назад
wtf are you saying, this exact comment was made 1 week ago
@notgollum2609
@notgollum2609 7 лет назад
Ahre no u
@notgollum2609
@notgollum2609 7 лет назад
Ahre Also, I'm so glad that you were able to notice I made the same joke which everyone else is saying. Without you, we never would have known so thanks for doing humanity a favor and letting us all know what a dumbass I am.
@prankster3674
@prankster3674 7 лет назад
Cave Johnson: When life gives you portal gun don't make portals, get mad, i dont want your portals what i'm supposed to do with these
@ctrlinsidr
@ctrlinsidr 6 лет назад
prank ster lol
@flyingorilla6936
@flyingorilla6936 6 лет назад
Make lemonade
@Justin-sl3sb
@Justin-sl3sb 6 лет назад
Demand to see life's world records, make life rue the day they thought they could use less portals than you
@kergin3171
@kergin3171 6 лет назад
make portalade
@videogamemaster173
@videogamemaster173 6 лет назад
Cave johnson: I want to see valves mamager
@this_commenter_had_a_stroke
@this_commenter_had_a_stroke 5 лет назад
2:20 when you're trying to find the end of the duct tape roll
@thisisntreddit2477
@thisisntreddit2477 4 года назад
HAHAHAAA
@smh816
@smh816 4 года назад
I don't get it
@this_commenter_had_a_stroke
@this_commenter_had_a_stroke 4 года назад
@@smh816 just the pain of watching him jump against that beam over and over again gives off the kind of struggle essence you get when you're scratching the surface of the duct tape roll in desperation. If you don't get this feeling, you've never used duct tape before
@smh816
@smh816 4 года назад
Oh I get it LOL
@NameNik223
@NameNik223 4 года назад
This should be in the top
@briancunningham_21
@briancunningham_21 5 лет назад
Ah yes, I see you are a pro at the game “______ 2”
@rylex6956
@rylex6956 5 лет назад
Knack 2
@vampicify
@vampicify 5 лет назад
Briancham 327 I wonder how good they were at "_____"
@phobosnazwisko
@phobosnazwisko 5 лет назад
Blue Gel 2
@Broso56
@Broso56 5 лет назад
@@doyouthinkigiveaheck4232 cant count to 3 so its gonna be 2.9 and then 4.0
@cavemann_
@cavemann_ 5 лет назад
Knack 3 baby!
@Keyecomposer
@Keyecomposer 8 лет назад
This was a triumph, i'm making a note here, huge success.
@SparkeyFlarkey
@SparkeyFlarkey 8 лет назад
its hard to overstate my satisfaction.
@kindaded9684
@kindaded9684 8 лет назад
Aperture Science We do what we must,because we can.
@DavimaxPL
@DavimaxPL 8 лет назад
For the good of all of us Except the ones who are dead.
@corbandotson4295
@corbandotson4295 8 лет назад
And the science gets done, and you make a neat gun...
@DaGoldenGolem
@DaGoldenGolem 8 лет назад
+Star Shadow for the people who are Still alive
@karkinissan
@karkinissan 8 лет назад
I love how he goes berserk with his mouse at the end. He's very proud of what he's achieved. Also, this video gave me anxiety.
@karkinissan
@karkinissan 8 лет назад
I only have Car Keys ;)
@officialAlexisMaun
@officialAlexisMaun 8 лет назад
+Nissan Karki but the word still has a car
@user-nx2vw3du3o
@user-nx2vw3du3o 8 лет назад
ikr
@sharks4evr
@sharks4evr 7 лет назад
Haha.. His first name is NISSAN and his last name sounds like car key.
@TwistyFreshNips
@TwistyFreshNips 7 лет назад
I don't blame him, the annotations said he had been failing for 4 hours, so i'd be really bloody happy too
@blackchoco_09
@blackchoco_09 6 лет назад
When your left click is broken this guy: "hold my potato"
@mr.enderman302
@mr.enderman302 5 лет назад
Hahahahahahaha
@bronyboi0072
@bronyboi0072 5 лет назад
lol
@jackoster7115
@jackoster7115 5 лет назад
*holy my combustible lemon
@hylysho
@hylysho 5 лет назад
Made my night dude
@apotato-
@apotato- 5 лет назад
Dont Hold me
@Daduu
@Daduu 7 лет назад
Now your thinking box the outside
@vortexas-a-gamin
@vortexas-a-gamin 6 лет назад
Juniorey thinking outside the orange box
@rattango9819
@rattango9819 6 лет назад
Or you mean thinking without portals
@vortexas-a-gamin
@vortexas-a-gamin 6 лет назад
shiroace thinking inside physics
@poomanfromtarget6045
@poomanfromtarget6045 6 лет назад
A+ for effort
@tottyamadeus591
@tottyamadeus591 6 лет назад
Now your thinking outside the outside
@Sermox
@Sermox 8 лет назад
World record: longest time trying to get on top of railing
@TheAxel4444
@TheAxel4444 8 лет назад
+Travis Cheek The railing is 65 hammer units high. Jumping and crouching at the same times gives you a jump height of about 64 units.
@skyr8449
@skyr8449 8 лет назад
+Axel Sandin-Pekka that is just sad.
@purvdragon-sensei
@purvdragon-sensei 8 лет назад
+Lord lima bean How so? This game is delicately measured and to do runs like this, you'd have to know it inside and out.
@skyr8449
@skyr8449 8 лет назад
I know I was thinking how sad it must be to be the character
@eantropix
@eantropix 9 лет назад
I really like how people discover and explore the game mechanics, almost "bending" them to their will. Congrats for you, and all Speedrunners and Glitchers!
@ginomeier4669
@ginomeier4669 8 лет назад
+Arthur Viana i really like your profil pic rofl
@MrGImBIS
@MrGImBIS 8 лет назад
+gino meier Thought this guy was talking to himself, then I read the different usernames lel.
@luigi54321
@luigi54321 8 лет назад
+Arthur Viana This, in essence, is half of the reason speedrunning/button golf is so inherently enjoyable, both to do and to watch, in my opinion.
@edudsfunk
@edudsfunk 8 лет назад
+Arthur Viana BR é nóis
@nolanrankin1157
@nolanrankin1157 7 лет назад
Now you are thinking without portals
@MegadetH-ws5tx
@MegadetH-ws5tx 5 лет назад
Criminally underrated comment!
@cubeofmeat4982
@cubeofmeat4982 4 года назад
Bruh... someone literally posted the same one year before you did
@piper8485
@piper8485 4 года назад
This is the kid who solved math with their own methods
@Isaiahpgn
@Isaiahpgn 7 лет назад
either you have too much free time or I don't have enough
@seadffsa
@seadffsa 7 лет назад
both
@nickmorgan739
@nickmorgan739 6 лет назад
way too much bc he said it was after 4 hours of failed runs, probably with a lot more time before that
@jackwang5544
@jackwang5544 7 лет назад
The world is in dire need for a trampoline park made out of this stuff
@autumnsprites488
@autumnsprites488 7 лет назад
Jack Wang until you hit the wrong surface and crush all your bones XD
@vanderkarl3927
@vanderkarl3927 7 лет назад
No problem, just coat your skin with the stuff!
@autumnsprites488
@autumnsprites488 7 лет назад
I think it will fall of like water
@flowmastaflam
@flowmastaflam 7 лет назад
you'd crush your bones regardless
@theporcupine9993
@theporcupine9993 7 лет назад
Jack Wang you can only shoot portals in the white things. just a tip
@fear_inoculum
@fear_inoculum 5 лет назад
*Stanley Parable narrator's voice* W-wait, how c-could you do that?
@fromdaswamp1596
@fromdaswamp1596 5 лет назад
Timur Abdullin He made an incorrect choice XD
@TheShadBoi
@TheShadBoi 4 года назад
When the Portal gun runs out of double A batteries...
@unnamed_4775
@unnamed_4775 3 года назад
😂😂 omg lol
@installshieldwizard3017
@installshieldwizard3017 2 года назад
"Portal gun disconnected"
@NateWolfKira
@NateWolfKira 7 лет назад
My head exploded. Just when you think you were clever in how you solve the puzzle, then this happens. In the words of Wheatley: "Are you absolutely sure you're solving these correctly? I mean, yes you solved it, but I'm wondering if maybe there's a number of ways to solve them, and you're picking all the worst ways"
@TheStygian
@TheStygian 7 лет назад
My mind just got absolutely anihilated, decimated, ravaged, perforated, destroyed, imploded and trancended time and space... Holy shit. My mind is blown.
@CrazyKosai
@CrazyKosai 8 лет назад
Did I just watch a video of a guy humping a fence
@coolcheeto8550
@coolcheeto8550 7 лет назад
Yes.
@and_rick_tilapia
@and_rick_tilapia 7 лет назад
what... the actual FUCK?!
@reneassenmacher7742
@reneassenmacher7742 7 лет назад
CrazyKosai the protagonist is female
@CheesyHfj
@CheesyHfj 6 лет назад
Don't forget the LGBT community.
@zorxtom7803
@zorxtom7803 6 лет назад
You commented on the wrong video. *this meme is no longer living*
@bludgeon1081
@bludgeon1081 4 года назад
If you turn on subtitles you can see some interesting “commentary”.
@tubermoverplaysgames9225
@tubermoverplaysgames9225 6 лет назад
Someone will one day beat this with -1 portals
@wingiu5695
@wingiu5695 5 лет назад
actually pretty easy since you gotta shoot 2^32 - 1 portal i think
@supergamer1972
@supergamer1972 5 лет назад
@@wingiu5695 Depends. If the code stores the number of portals as a long variable it will take 2^64 + 1. If it is stored as a string, there's no hope.
@warpspeedscp
@warpspeedscp 5 лет назад
@@supergamer1972 *-1, not +1
@GardenGD
@GardenGD 5 лет назад
Tubermover PlaysGames with half A presses
@MrRumblefrog
@MrRumblefrog 5 лет назад
WarpSpeedSCP it's +1, since it's signed, once you exceed 63 bit of store and the 1 bit for sign, you will flip that bit to become negative
@sparkle1princess
@sparkle1princess 9 лет назад
The best part wasn't even the video. It was the explanation about what was happening.
@HaxxorElite
@HaxxorElite 7 лет назад
Firepal thats... the joke
@TheHadMatters
@TheHadMatters 7 лет назад
HaxxorElite sees humour in the little things. Such as statements that are absolutely not jokes.
@S4NSE
@S4NSE 8 лет назад
The excitement at the end, you can feel it
@Paraguai123
@Paraguai123 8 лет назад
+ardstsp I did I DID *I DID IT* BALRALVLALLRALBALBALRLARBLAB
@S4NSE
@S4NSE 7 лет назад
Woah :D congrats
@michaelstuart7
@michaelstuart7 5 лет назад
Stares at ground furiously then jumps double their height Logic people, the numbers dont lie
@6Twisted
@6Twisted 5 лет назад
How do people figure this stuff out...
@kickz2828
@kickz2828 5 лет назад
6Twisted not having a life lol
@Niest0Drummer
@Niest0Drummer 5 лет назад
Or Just really bored
@Gr3ypsTFT
@Gr3ypsTFT 5 лет назад
Probably started with a few random people trying to get out of bounds then someone realized you can put it together to get through the level without portals
@thathater5639
@thathater5639 5 лет назад
Aliens
@mobilemaster9655
@mobilemaster9655 5 лет назад
Bred Boi of course
@DJBaphomet
@DJBaphomet 7 лет назад
4:44 And now we sit here and gain speed for 12 hours. If we get too much speed we will have to do it for 25 hours instead.
@topaz-rn
@topaz-rn 7 лет назад
I don't understand that part.
@DJBaphomet
@DJBaphomet 7 лет назад
Topaz Rindu Nabiyallah Watch Pannenkoek255's latest video, where he tells how he beat a level in Super Mario 64 in 0.5x A presses.
@UrasSomer
@UrasSomer 7 лет назад
Outertale Napstablook I died
@funnybobr58
@funnybobr58 7 лет назад
he is slide down too fast and jump, its like free falling and then max jump
@dicktsui1818
@dicktsui1818 7 лет назад
This one is for SM64
@mistermoose-2926
@mistermoose-2926 7 лет назад
This whole video is just me sitting there clueless and then being like oooooohhhhhh
@jalley6042
@jalley6042 7 лет назад
Mister Moose HD same
@GamerMelon
@GamerMelon 7 лет назад
Mister Moose HD pretty much school
@thetpuno4369
@thetpuno4369 6 лет назад
like fucking zeno sama
@sagehanson190
@sagehanson190 6 лет назад
Omfg i gave this comment the 666th like XD. Frick i think im cursed
@videogamemaster173
@videogamemaster173 6 лет назад
Elijah Hanson I'm 709th
@HueHanaejistla
@HueHanaejistla 4 года назад
“now we need to build speed for 12 hours” pancake man vibes
@benjaminsambol
@benjaminsambol 7 лет назад
Hey Vsauce, Michael here. But what if there were no portals?
@juannunez4436
@juannunez4436 5 лет назад
Underrated
@iangalvezzamora2891
@iangalvezzamora2891 4 года назад
Man it's been a while since I watched some quality content, I think I'll go and see whats up with uncle Michael
@Romanji
@Romanji 7 лет назад
There needs to be an achievement, or something, anything, a reward for doing this
@JagoFlamingo
@JagoFlamingo 7 лет назад
The game wouldn't let you, as it involves exploiting the game, and getting into areas you were never meant to get to. The achievement name would be Volvo needs to patch their game.
@antonaxelsson585
@antonaxelsson585 7 лет назад
JagOFate lol "volvo"?
@nuclearping
@nuclearping 7 лет назад
Don't see any exploiting. Just clever use of game mechanics. :D
@hailsatan4526
@hailsatan4526 7 лет назад
nuclearping than why are people calling something a glitch beacuse it's just clever use of game mechanics? "Yeah I just found this magic hole in the wall that kills every enemy in the game, I guess it isn't cheating since it's just clever use of game mechanics"
@JagoFlamingo
@JagoFlamingo 7 лет назад
anton axelsson yeah, 'volvo plz nrf'
@patrickwjrwhateverclips1329
@patrickwjrwhateverclips1329 7 лет назад
Now your thinkin with glitches
@nathanawesome10
@nathanawesome10 7 лет назад
More exploits than glitches
@Eddygeek18
@Eddygeek18 7 лет назад
id call them bugs not glitches or exploits. Little things the developers didnt notice was there
@SashaMasonVR
@SashaMasonVR 7 лет назад
+Eddygeek18 Well it isn't really a bug in that sense because nothing is actually glitching out. He just managed to hold onto milimeters of collision box which is just GG level design. I mean, who would assume that someone would attempt to jump so high that he would be able to actually land at anything that is ontop? Like, LOL
@nathanawesome10
@nathanawesome10 7 лет назад
+eddgygeek18 that doesn't make them bugs, they're still exploits.
@Eddygeek18
@Eddygeek18 7 лет назад
*****  I know there not glitching out thats why i wouldnt call them glitches. I call bugs parts of a game that shouldnt act the way they do. I develop and code games and when i debug i find errors in code that make my games act a way they shouldnt. Not necessarily "Glitch" to me a glitch is a part of a game acting in weird and strange ways. These i would call bugs using the definition "Parts of a game or software that are not as intended or are used for unintended purposes"
@mokakola7777
@mokakola7777 4 года назад
Valve: *leaves barely an inch of bouncey blue gel out next to the wall at start* Kittaye: "I'm boutta end this man's whole career"
@techsupport2173
@techsupport2173 4 года назад
They didn't add that, the whole first part was dedicated to abusing the engine's physics to add that in
@sarthaksinghtariyal3606
@sarthaksinghtariyal3606 5 лет назад
Speedrunner : *Finishes the game without the main element* Me : Wait, thats illegal
@Rockgod562
@Rockgod562 7 лет назад
nice one, you beat my time. except you didn't use portals
@names3904
@names3904 6 лет назад
nice
@reesalvin6539
@reesalvin6539 6 лет назад
Lololool same
@deekswap695
@deekswap695 7 лет назад
Aperture Science spends time and considerable amount of money on Material Emancipation Grills. This guy wastes all by not using Portal gun.
@greedy_mf
@greedy_mf 7 лет назад
sad
@ApertureLabs
@ApertureLabs 6 лет назад
Not following test protocol can be extremely costly. Of course our modern test chambers have slightly fixed that problem.
@scrumptioustelevision9764
@scrumptioustelevision9764 4 года назад
Just to let you know, Cave Johnson quote: Oh, in case you got covered in that repulsion gel, here's some advice the lab boys gave me: DO NOT get covered in the repulsion gel. We haven't entirely nailed down what element it is yet, but I'll tell you this: it's a lively one, and it does NOT like the human skeleton.
@okguy167
@okguy167 5 лет назад
"I like your style! You make up your own rules, just like me!"
@CaroFDoom
@CaroFDoom 7 лет назад
I wonder what will happen first, 0 A button Mario 64, or 0 Portal Portal 2.
@inukirby992
@inukirby992 7 лет назад
well mario is 1 a press away from being 0x possible, portal is something like 22, so
@CaroFDoom
@CaroFDoom 7 лет назад
Spooty Beaver wait gimmie a sec someone made a spreadsheet for mario 64
@inukirby992
@inukirby992 7 лет назад
Car Of Doom to my knowledge, the only one left is the one in bowser in the fire sea
@SpamDestroyer
@SpamDestroyer 7 лет назад
There's about 30 a presses left in mario 64.
@CaroFDoom
@CaroFDoom 7 лет назад
SpamDestroyer 1 left in any%, around 30 left in 100%.
@MohammedMuaawia
@MohammedMuaawia 7 лет назад
I don't know why, but the jumping at 2:20 made me really uncomfortable
@tenminuteweeks
@tenminuteweeks 7 лет назад
same with me, i have no idea why
@deserteagle2900
@deserteagle2900 7 лет назад
exhaling makes you uncomfortable
@TitovIgorBro
@TitovIgorBro 7 лет назад
Mohammed Hamza Because of disturbing sounds maybe
@Mindless78
@Mindless78 5 лет назад
I got really angry for some weird reason.
@alpertek2549
@alpertek2549 5 лет назад
Probably because it's the most realistic jump yet the hardest one in this run.
@weebZe
@weebZe 7 лет назад
2:14 this part actually killed me.
@christianborja8915
@christianborja8915 5 лет назад
『 weebZe 』 a
@meso_p
@meso_p 5 лет назад
@@christianborja8915 b
@UwU-se5vh
@UwU-se5vh 5 лет назад
@@meso_p c
@egglion7931
@egglion7931 5 лет назад
D
@Annorexorcist
@Annorexorcist 5 лет назад
F
@thedantschubros
@thedantschubros 7 лет назад
I love how you explain things. It makes the video 4x more interesting when it already is :)
@alvinwestmanholm1858
@alvinwestmanholm1858 7 лет назад
The part where you tried to jump up on the fence was painful. Incredible work though
@SailHatan01
@SailHatan01 7 лет назад
Alvin Westman Holm, if you didn't notice, he had to move the fence block in order to jump on the rail. That's why it looked so awkward.
@suchageekblog
@suchageekblog 7 лет назад
6:07 And this is where the stroke from 4 hours of straight frustration and failed attempts kicks in.
@stanley8006
@stanley8006 5 лет назад
"Top ten most complex things humanity has made" *Number two:* Rube Goldberg machine one kilometer squared containing dominoes, calculators, cars, sand, roller coasters and explosives. *Number One:*
@rey4874
@rey4874 4 года назад
Lel
@menschenskind1
@menschenskind1 4 года назад
He: *Beats the Level without Portals* Portals: ArE wE a JoKe To YoU?!
@grfrjiglstan
@grfrjiglstan 7 лет назад
That explains why Cave tells you not to stand under the gel.
@boettam
@boettam 7 лет назад
But first, we need to build up speed for 6 minutes
@hisho2255
@hisho2255 7 лет назад
a portal is a portal you can't say its only a half
@mudkiptyler
@mudkiptyler 7 лет назад
A portal has three segments, blue- orange and when it is fired.
@reflex3843
@reflex3843 6 лет назад
How to I build up speed on repulsion gel?
@taliesine.8343
@taliesine.8343 6 лет назад
Aperture Laboratories Mario 64 joke
@mikevarrecchia4264
@mikevarrecchia4264 4 года назад
I love the combination of getting out of the map and the interesting game mechanics. Using the repulsion gel as well as clipping through geometry and finding ways to get out of the map with it is just awesome.
@shitlordflytrap1078
@shitlordflytrap1078 4 года назад
I like how the title says world record when it's literally impossible to beat this with less portals.
@VarunGupta3009
@VarunGupta3009 4 года назад
It's the world record for a speedrun. The fastest to complete. You can definitely beat it 😜
@shitlordflytrap1078
@shitlordflytrap1078 4 года назад
@@VarunGupta3009 yeah, but this was about the amount of portals and in that sense, it's impossible to beat. (Unless you've got a way to place -1 portals)
@VarunGupta3009
@VarunGupta3009 4 года назад
@@shitlordflytrap1078 Even with least portals, the time is taken into consideration. This is what I meant. All runs are speedruns and in case of a tie (for misc. types of runs like least steps or least portals), the one with the least time wins. :)
@heromp4
@heromp4 3 года назад
uploaded 6 years ago... he was the first person to do this
@shitlordflytrap1078
@shitlordflytrap1078 3 года назад
@@heromp4 you don't say
@fortuys7754
@fortuys7754 7 лет назад
if Cave Johnson was alive he'd have an aneurysm right about now.
@patrickwjrwhateverclips1329
@patrickwjrwhateverclips1329 7 лет назад
Now you're thinking with(out) portals!
@GoldphishAnimation
@GoldphishAnimation 7 лет назад
Alexander Walsh fuck beat me to it.
@patrickwjrwhateverclips1329
@patrickwjrwhateverclips1329 7 лет назад
The Stitch ikr, someone had to make that joke.
@fazhound
@fazhound 6 лет назад
"Ha! I like your style. You make up your own rules, just like me."
@wietseheerink7988
@wietseheerink7988 4 года назад
"Portal" More like... " "
@AureusSS
@AureusSS 7 лет назад
I've never seen a game get exploited as much as portal
@TARINunit9
@TARINunit9 7 лет назад
Clearly you've never seen the Mario 64 A-Button Challenge
@RokonGaming
@RokonGaming 7 лет назад
Agreed. Pannekoek's videos are insane to watch. I also love the explanation videos that he does with various things in the game.
@Odey555
@Odey555 7 лет назад
It's the Source engine... of course it can be easily broken and exploited
@oyunlarnyolcusu8568
@oyunlarnyolcusu8568 7 лет назад
Aureus tf2
@MrDeldris
@MrDeldris 7 лет назад
You've obviously never played/watched Sonic '06.
@dom4in637
@dom4in637 7 лет назад
now they could remove the 'portal' from the name and rename it '2'
@dragospopescu3493
@dragospopescu3493 7 лет назад
Lol xD
@rainxa
@rainxa 6 лет назад
As long as they make a 3- I mean.. 4, I'm fine with that.
@saturn21207
@saturn21207 6 лет назад
The Closet Gamer // TCG It wod be called .
@c4Ovenmitt
@c4Ovenmitt 6 лет назад
i thought about that
@hotdog3392
@hotdog3392 6 лет назад
And Portal 1 can be named, " "
@Swaglordfawful
@Swaglordfawful 5 лет назад
*when you broke the clicking part of your mouse but you still wanna play portal 2*
@jobindeez
@jobindeez 5 лет назад
Portal 2: Thinking with portals. ____ 2: Thinking withOUT portals.
@Onyxim
@Onyxim 8 лет назад
What valve should really do, is hire that guy as a testing engineer. Am I right?
@LorrainRalph
@LorrainRalph 8 лет назад
+Ernest Miles yep
@mcrofty1501
@mcrofty1501 8 лет назад
+Hans Kozt he's not
@branthebrave
@branthebrave 7 лет назад
no
@MikeE_wf
@MikeE_wf 7 лет назад
no
@PIOQWERTY
@PIOQWERTY 7 лет назад
That'd be a good idea if Valve still made real games. The majority of the people who actually made games at Valve have left the company. Now they sell gun skins in CSGO to morons and make VR crap.
@zandbergx9747
@zandbergx9747 5 лет назад
Now it's just called "2" Just read the comments section and approximately 1,500 other people have also put this or something similar
@seath3976
@seath3976 5 лет назад
“Complete Portal without portals” Portals: Am i a joke to you?
@Shlooomth
@Shlooomth 7 лет назад
actual physical insanity
@Codfantaisia
@Codfantaisia 6 лет назад
ToeKnee0126 *spoiler* hes actually sitting at a computer
@blipster0074
@blipster0074 6 лет назад
Anything is possible... WITH SCIENCE
@elliottprehn6342
@elliottprehn6342 4 года назад
You know a speedrun is going to be good when it starts when staring at the ground
@Zejoant
@Zejoant 4 года назад
This is the coolest thing ive ever seen. When i was little i always loved the idea of going to places where you where not supposed to be and i still love stuff like that.
@jarvis1508
@jarvis1508 8 лет назад
(serious question) As someone who is fairly new to speed runs/glitching, How do people find out about these sort of things? At 2:36 what exactly does he mean 1 hammer unit short? Also what other lingo is used in the speedrun/glitching community. Many thanks
@KittayeForever
@KittayeForever 8 лет назад
+Jarvis Morris Hammer units are the base units of measurement used in source games. For reference, when moving forward with W, you move at 175 hu/s, so 1 hammer unit is 1/175th of that distance. As for other lingo, a quick google search can describe most other terms related to p2 speedrunning (unless you have something specific you'd like to ask).
@01110011011001010111
@01110011011001010111 8 лет назад
+Jarvis Morris 1 hammer unit = 1/16 foot
@regularsalamander
@regularsalamander 8 лет назад
+01110011011001010111 so half an inch? (btw, what is up with your username?)
@richiewhoa2022
@richiewhoa2022 8 лет назад
+Noah Kelly sep
@regularsalamander
@regularsalamander 8 лет назад
***** No, binary is not a programming language, it's a system of counting.
@poop7s
@poop7s 7 лет назад
what kind of splatoon game was that? the other team got no territory
@midas8877
@midas8877 5 лет назад
FreakinHead ay lmao
@rustys7017
@rustys7017 5 лет назад
Lol
@fireman8805
@fireman8805 4 года назад
That was a Splatoon turf war where everyone, I mean EVERYONE, is on blue. See how long it takes to cover everything, including yourself (Wait that's not right... Oh well.)
@daemmadilemma
@daemmadilemma 7 лет назад
*wheatly watching* Wheatly: "Bloody Hell, what is that girl?!"
@napstadan-ihateleagueofleg6281
@napstadan-ihateleagueofleg6281 4 года назад
So here we are again it’s always such a pleasure. Remember when I watched you several years ago
@CathodeRayKobold
@CathodeRayKobold 7 лет назад
This is the kind of stuff that parallel universe guy would do. Can you shoot half a portal?
@zacmac104
@zacmac104 7 лет назад
Zoshi A portal is a portal. You can't say it's half a portal.
@CathodeRayKobold
@CathodeRayKobold 7 лет назад
It was a joke about the aforementioned parallel universe guy, who does minimal A-press runs of Super Mario 64. There's a running joke about him doing "half an A-press" in some of his individual level runs.
@zacmac104
@zacmac104 7 лет назад
Zoshi I know. I was just saying that as a joke. I probably should have put a 'jk' or 'kappa' at the end of the comment.
@SpamDestroyer
@SpamDestroyer 7 лет назад
You can't say what is and isn't a half portal zac "mac" 10.
@vanderkarl3927
@vanderkarl3927 7 лет назад
A portal actually has three parts to it.
@callmepsycho2724
@callmepsycho2724 7 лет назад
now try minecraft with 0 blocs
@theamazingspider2099
@theamazingspider2099 7 лет назад
What
@yusukematsuki
@yusukematsuki 7 лет назад
Wait what?, minecraft isn't a level based game dumbass
@callmepsycho2724
@callmepsycho2724 7 лет назад
KitVlogs whait what, you don't understand simple ironic?
@yusukematsuki
@yusukematsuki 7 лет назад
CallmePsycho That isn't ironic, its plain "try to be sarcastic". I could speedrun it in 0:00.0000
@LifeAsAPotato
@LifeAsAPotato 7 лет назад
dude work on your grammar
@zayl777
@zayl777 6 лет назад
That was awesome, thank you for taking the challenge!
@snipersontheroof
@snipersontheroof 4 года назад
he is so happy at the end, he is like "OMFG FINALLYYYYY"
@Dalen22_W
@Dalen22_W 7 лет назад
Gaben: Okay kids, lets count to ten. 1, 2, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10 Kid:You forgot three Gaben: What's a three?
@vanderkarl3927
@vanderkarl3927 7 лет назад
Wait, why tf are there two 8s? IS THIS A REFERENCE THAT I DONT GET TELL ME
@Graymen99
@Graymen99 7 лет назад
The joke is that Valve doesn't do '3's of games, Half Life 3, Portal 3, etc.
@Loxu69
@Loxu69 7 лет назад
to make it 10 numbers im assuming
@LifeAsAPotato
@LifeAsAPotato 7 лет назад
when you put 8 2 times
@L.Parisi
@L.Parisi 7 лет назад
David Lenart take the right half of 8
@gameboysdatabase6863
@gameboysdatabase6863 7 лет назад
It'd be funny if at the end when you were portal spamming one of the portals went through the wall and hit a portal surface.
@JVB013NL
@JVB013NL 4 года назад
This is so much more satisfying to watch with subtitles than any Portal speedrun 😱 Great job!💪😁 I know peole are "clipping" in speedruns but it just seems like glitching with 1k movementspeed to me 😅
@forcefactor13
@forcefactor13 7 лет назад
haha "hype" XD. Awesome. Thanks for explaining your methods, btw! As someone who is unfamiliar with speed runs/glitching, I appreciate getting a glimpse into what's going on. Really impressive. 👍🏼
@rentabledwarf578
@rentabledwarf578 8 лет назад
4:20 Feel the blue jizz. Be the blue jizz.
@ardiivansejati1176
@ardiivansejati1176 8 лет назад
Made my day
@ardiivansejati1176
@ardiivansejati1176 8 лет назад
And 420 blazeit!
@stan5794
@stan5794 7 лет назад
i like irony
@Cheesemongle
@Cheesemongle 7 лет назад
42nd lyk
@Fire2000Ml
@Fire2000Ml 7 лет назад
how it feels to chew 5 gum
@predatortheme
@predatortheme 7 лет назад
Glados slow clap processor just overflowed.
@taxing4490
@taxing4490 2 месяца назад
Thanks for the subtitles!
@YungHeita
@YungHeita 5 лет назад
Oh,you finally did it:) Congrats to u
@1jvk1
@1jvk1 7 лет назад
you actually know how to beat portal 2, I just peeled the stickers off
@aydenthogode8338
@aydenthogode8338 7 лет назад
Guiep if you don't know, why even post a comment?
@Van-Leo
@Van-Leo 7 лет назад
its a joke about a rubicks cube
@1jvk1
@1jvk1 7 лет назад
Lyon leo The lion thx for getting the joke
@Van-Leo
@Van-Leo 7 лет назад
King Wierd no prob
@Drawfill
@Drawfill 7 лет назад
I fucking hate getting that joke when I show someone how fast I can solve a rubiks cube.... EVERYONE SAYS THE DAMN SAME THING!! Fucking normies lol
@AdasMan777
@AdasMan777 8 лет назад
Portal game name before : Portal Portal game name now :
@TheRedKorsar
@TheRedKorsar 8 лет назад
+Adam Omasta "Portal 2" and now it is " 2"
@lhagiduty
@lhagiduty 8 лет назад
+Adam Omasta Its like completing Mario level without jumping lol
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