Portal but ""harder"" - Portal "EpiC" Edition 

No hooves

It’s funnier since he does it again

it was a nest full of wasps

No shit

No hooves

Favorite example is probably at 8:47 where instead of doing that shit on the previous levels they wait just so you fall into that routine and then just pants you with "Hello, this time one of the rocket turrets is in the spot you're usually safe in."

@@SunTzuSaidFight The hard mode of this is even better with a segment where you have to dodge a rocket turret in an elevator while it moves to the next level

@@SunTzuSaidFight The moment I saw the HEV suit regenerates Health is when I realized the developers are taking subtle steps to not make players rage too much to the point of quitting.

@@DawnAfternoon I think that's just a visual representation of how health in Portal works. You can only die to turrets if you don't get time for your health to regenerate.

@@DawnAfternoon You always regenerate health in Portal, you just don't have a HUD to see your values usually.

missed opportunity, contact the developers.

This brings a whole new meaning to Wheatley’s “nepotism” line in Portal 2

@@robertwyatt3912 rocket turrets overthrew glados!

@@dimitar4y that's funny, I can't shut off the rocket turret defense system

@@khorps4756 followed by that pain screech when she got potato'd in P2.

Honestly, the context made a lot of the lines feel fresh again. It made me laugh at jokes I’ve heard 20 times 😂💯

​@@hoo2042the likes on this comment are the amount of times yoube heard these jokes

is that noyno

It's incredible just how much of Glados' sass comes off as genuine in the context of this mod

A fellow murder drones fan!I didn't expect to see you here

It’s like throwing yourself at a brick wall repeatedly eventually you break through but also break every bone in your body

@@kieranmilner4208 I mean, that makes him sound dumb, but extremely tough at the same time. He is one hell of a gamer, that's for sure

He's also so used to this stuff at this point

I dont think you Can get used to that

@@meretyalford5848 what do you mean?

Oh my gad I see what ya say now

Expect nothing less from Aperture .

@@megacat4529 It's 10% extra openness with each door. Unparalelled efficiency.

@@Scypek Okay Cave Johnson

@@Scypek We open 10% more door per door!

I fucking died holy shit

yum

Fun fact! If a barnacle picks up dog's ball, hl2 crashes.

"boy's gotta eat, boy's gotta have his supper"

@@kingkuma4112 fun fact! if you use console commands to shoot a rocket into the dirty water in portal 2 (specifically the surprise chamber) you will hear Dr kleiner say "oh fiddlesticks, what now?" idk why, i was playin with commands and discovered it when a rocket hit the water lol

The Combine probably DID infiltrate Aperture in the main universe, GLaDOS mentions how she is the only thing that can stop them from taking over the facility, although not directly by name

But if GLaDOS is controlling the turrets(watch the portal 2 ending), why is she shooting a unarmed "normal" person in the facility?(and no, I will not say that having the portal gun makes her armed)

@@MrHack4never but she is armed, she has grenades and guns

@@bs0980 She doesn't pick up a weapon before getting attacked

@@audiovisualcringe I imagine she literally did exactly this and the combine couldn't do shit against it, like the rocket turret spam has singlehandedly tied up their entire Seven Hour War forces for 20 years and counting

I was expecting Hoopy the Hoop to crush Chell and then smash cut straight to credits

@@wormaheldharrier3122 I love hoopy

Hear me out... there's actually a lot of turrets in the parking lot, but instead of killing you, they just start singing

​@@Nova-vk5qbbest portal character Out of all 7 of them

Well about as perfectly as they usually do... and they take on new context when everything's so different.

It is not about it being realistic - it is about it being EPIC

it's a charmander reeee

@@jonathansmithers2763 You seem like the type of person that knows all 6 Charmander evolutions.

sorry that was mean

What are you saying? Jolly _is_ the Charmander. The guy in the facecam is just a paid actor, name was... Kyle or something.

@@Pfincess Dang, what's the sixth one?

yes we watched the video too thanks

@@haha-ne6ty most nice youtube commenter

@@haha-ne6ty for someone like me who didn't understand what the fuck that error meant this was quite helpful

@@spro394 most literate youtube user

@@haha-ne6ty most tardy youtube user

His soul already left after Tr1p

@@Pataponaddict This is supposed to be a joke mod. Tr1p was genuinely made to take the piss as a so-called "epic" game.

@@havoc3-243 Tr1p is like those people who write their usernames in some quirky font

@@havoc3-243 that doesn't change the fact that his soul had already left after the experience that was tr1p

With the way supply crates work in Hammer you can load a fuck ton of anything you want into those crates. If the devs wished they probably could have put rocket turrets in there.

@@stupiddnddm5003 Yeah, they absolutely could've done that Not sure how effective that amalgamation of rocket turrets would be, if they would even start enabled at all.

@@TinyDeskEngineer I believe the rocket turrets have a spawn flag to be disabled and there’s an event that enables them. A lot of npcs just do weird stuff when they spawn out of a box though, I tried this with a bunch of combine and they all spawned leaning at a random angle except for one. I think with the way the rocket turrets function they would be fine from being at a weird angle though.

In all likelihood the combine spawning at an angle thing is prob a result of how item spawning works. This is only a educated guess but what likely happens is that as the crate breaks, the items are given a random rotation and velocity, to both prevent issues of props potentially getting stuck together and to make it feel more “natural” to the player. Given that you can’t really give physics velocity to npc_combine_s, it nearly rotates them in the same manner as any other item. Note: Manhacks DO react to physical velocity (that’s how they can realistically bounce off surfaces and each other, and are sent flying back when hit with the crowbar)

kaizo portal

rarded edition then

no it fucking shouldn't

no

not enough e621 tags

Jolly's sanity: _"Yes sweaty..."_

You almost broke him. Very interested to see if he survives CBT.

@@peacemaster8117 I did not almost break him. Im a contributor not a main dev.

@@Alfe5 so you even paid MONEY to have Jolly almost executed!? damn bro.

Whenever I hear Mike Tyson, all I can think about now is Mike Tyson Mysteries with Norm MacDonald as Pigeon lol

Both of which are more of an asset than a threat.

My confusion was in reference to "make the portals perpendicular to the wall" which didn't make sense to me. However I found it funny so I didn't add context.

Yeah, it was pretty clear the issue was as “what does that mean in this context”, not “what do those words mean”.

Same.

Bro why's there a dash through your i

@@CAPTAIN_CLOCK idk lol

@@CAPTAIN_CLOCK mans playing celeste on the alphabet

I'd like to think that it'd just have discouragement beams everywhere (constant suffering)

Wheatley just nukes you in your sleep

Someone actually beat this mod in the rtx version

@@keraptus9816 and their name? albert eistein.

I thought this was the RTX version.

@@keraptus9816 you gotta be the son of bill gates to even afford a pc that can handle it.

the poor man's hover turret

the hand texture was custom made for Portal, those are chell’s hands model. The texture IS in the console releases if i remember correctly

And sprinting of course. Which jolly forgot that he can do apparently lol

I investigated the mod's files: turns out that the developer _intentionally_ set the texture path as invalid so it wouldn't show up via a VMT file, as it's normally included by default with Portal.

meet the medic be like

If you play the mod, it has you walk through one of the weapon confiscators from hl2 before you do the fight, leaving you with nothing but the portal gun and the gravity gun. It was a very clever way to do it.

@@icemasterpro Funnily enough, even if you cheat (via either sv_cheats or glitches) and keep your weapons, you'll find out that only explosives work on GLaDOS, with bullets doing nothing. The reason why explosives still knock off cores is almost certainly due to the Rocket Turrets.

YES that one is even MORE insane! xD

CBT huh

He need to play crack life

@@uncannycato already did a while back

@@luluzaruz5422 really?

Hey thanks for watching the whole vod. Was a trip.

@A Jolly Wangcore It was indeed. I feel for your throat xD Can't imagine I'd be doing too much better because the entire thing is totally overwhelming. I like to binge your vods occasionally after school since I often forget to catch your streams xD

Permanently. Hahahaha

Toobuh Noises

toobuh noises

pain?

@@MyrkHeithr Toobuh Noises

@@Alfe5 Not compared to the *other* version of epic edition

honestly it'd be hilarious if the final boss had no rocket turrets whatsoever

@finallyitshere9203 i thought it was a rickroll bro u scared me