Watching Paint Dry: The Game (The Mod) 

"I wish Jolly would play more meme mod", "I wish jolly would play more quality mods", "I wish jolly would play more horror mods". Well here you go fuckers. SPOILERS BELOW: Please note, I cut a LOT of searching for ways to get into things and theory crafting about what was going. Which is why I was a bit peeved when it ended like that... I tried just about everything to stop the "ending" from occurring and it's not possible. I even jammed the toilet door open and it doesn't work. However there is one other ending to this mod. It turns out it's actually just watching the paint dry...

"I failed at watching paint dry." Yeah no that about sums up Jolly's channel.

“Thats not very stanley parable of you” *game* proceeds to be very much stanley parable

Jolly, the game was just updated with more endings, revamped old endings, and the rattman room was extended! You should play through it again!

All he wanted to do is break the game, but in the end, the game broke him.

"That's not very Stanley Parable of you" is a phrase I'll use from now on whenever a game doesn't accept my disobedience

This mod now have like 10 different Endings And a reference to "hold me breen, i wanna die in your arms" you said when Bonzi was about to erradicate the world

"I failed at watching paint dry." This game is brutal. It's the dark souls of watching paint dry games.

“You come into a game called watching paint dry and you don’t have the patience to wait thirty seconds”

Jolly, did you know that you made it into the game? You’re in one of the hidden cupboards, quoted as “Breen, hold me”.

Jokes aside, the mod is pretty impressive actually.

Cant wait for: Experiencing Mid-Life Crisis The Game

Everybody is confused how jolly crossed dimensions using a toilet, but.... *Nobody it talking about how he flushed the toilet first before using the toilet.*

Jolly: *Fails within the first 10 seconds of starting* Me: Considering how the last video went that’s a record.

narrator: you have touched the wall jolly: yeah narrator: the wall was not dry jolly: yeah narrator: you fail jolly: aw

"Okay so were just gonna open the fridge and bhop into paint hell" - DeSinc

1: Normal 2: Upside-down 3: Hell 4: Buried 5: Zombie apocalypse 6: Computer's home

I feel genuinely sad when Jolly was talking about how he wants to entertain people. It doesn't even feel like a joke.

maybe the real paint was the friends we watched dry along the way

ʏᴏᴜ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴛᴏᴜᴄʜᴇᴅ ᴛʜᴇ ᴡᴀʟʟ ᴛʜᴇ ᴡᴀʟʟ ᴡᴀs ɴᴏᴛ ᴅʀʏ ʏᴏᴜ ғᴀɪʟ.

Jolly: Watches paint getting dry * Crosses dimensions, goes to hell and purgatory * Can you consider that a fail?

I found the real ending. You have to go to the guys room with a pain can and throw it at him. Then he says that you've created a paradox; he has to remove everything that touches the paint, but if he removes himself, who will remove him? Then he keeps repeating it in a circle over and over until the world collapses. Then you're in the house again like a new layer, except this time the paint is dry! You go to the hallway and the door to the house is open. You leave the house and the credits roll. This is in the new patch of the game which has new layers, and it mentions you, Jolly, for making the game popular again. So this ending might just be a new thing introduced in the 2.0 patch. Still, it's great to have a real ending. You should check it out!

“No Stanley Parable adventure” Watching paint dry: are you sure about that?!

*_Not gonna lie, I used to have dreams like these when I was a kid._*

Jolly, there’s a part 4 to the Office “Prank”. You should definitely finish it

"That wasnt a hard reset, That was like a soft reboot." Subscribed

*Jolly during intercourse* Jolly: how deep can we go?

Narrator: "You stumbled into the twelfth plane of torment on your way to the kitchen?" Jolly: "I am not a clever man."

Little did he know the meme he created by posting this video would lead to 10k viewers on RTGames twitch.

Curios is the mod-maker's art. His efficacy is unwitnessed by his own eyes.

Good job, you deleted everything using bonzi buddy Here's a list of things you just destroyed: - some paint cans - some cardboard boxes - many books - glass windows - some couches - alot of doors - book shelf - a vent - a key - a small table - a gravity gun - a painting - breen sculpture - fridge doors - a key card reader - possibly infinite amount of fast zombies - stairs - some chairs - many, many, many textures on the walls, ceilings, and floor - a toilet that makes players jump into the wrong game - Your Player Model - a light in the fridge - a red light in the begging of the hole inside the fridge - many weapons - many ammo boxes - Cameras that watched you watch you paint dry - the computer containing bonzi buddy - falling sounds, stepping sounds, the narrator's voice, bonzi buddy's voice, shooting sounds, zombie sounds, explosion sounds, dying sounds, music, and many more - fire entities - energy balls - bonzi buddy forgot that his powers where too strong and deleted himself - a bunch of rooms - an Easter egg room - a secret button leading to Easter egg room - a secret wooden door leading to french text - french text - switches that reset the game - a key card - and finally, the game itself

this is one of the "don´t judge a book by its cover" games huh?!

"how deep can i go" question jolly "as deep as you want daddy" the mod replied

I'm not a betting man, but if I was I'm willing to bet jolly messes up in the first minute. Edit: Called it.

This reminds me of the time Jolly lost his shit over crates

"Watching Paint Dry: The Game" "18:22 minutes" But why

Wall: you couldn't live with your own impatience. where did that bring you? Back to me!

Okay, I'm not even surprised that this exists.

Everyone: ooh funny video Me: desinc can’t speedrun this one

You could have just went deeper into the layers when bonzi came.

5:03 "Got the portal gun" -Jolly

"Jolly is gonna watch paint dry for 18 minutes? Ok yeah ill watch" -was not disappointed XD

The real paint drying was the friends we made along the way.

Ending: **is a meme** Jolly: *_"I hate it"_*

Me: searches how to watch paint dry Also me: instructions unclear, got to another dimention using a toilet

I'll help you with the Conclusion to make those hours acceptable: What matters in life is to try many things.

This is actually genius. Genuinely well-constructed horror leading to a hilarious punchline.

(looks around at fire) "Things are really starting to heat up!" Why, Jolly, why....

When he opened the fridge, I started freaking out because that looked exactly like SCP-432 and for some odd reason 432 gives me straight nightmares.

This mod is actually fantastic.

13:35 Someone was sending this to Joel and misspelled it "Jolly", didn't they?

0:53 Ending #2 "Game Over" completed 3:32 Achievement "Freedom" earned 4:26 Ending #3 "Wrong place" completed 5:07 Achievement "Ominous fridge" earned 5:35 Achievement "A way down" earned 6:43 Achievement "Reboot" earned 8:50 Achievement "Endless contamination" earned 10:40 Achevement "Happy computer" earned 11:32 Achievement "Killer chair" earned 12:39 Achievement "Secret" earned 13:21 Ending #4 "I AM GOD" completed 15:27 Ending #1 "Where is your patience?!" completed Leave a like,please! Achievements and endigs names are unofficial. Endings are numerated in game chronological order. Edit:thx for 33 likes Edit 2: 53 likes! Yay! Edit 3: 55 likes Edit 4: 76 likes

_grabs gravity gun_ "Got the portal gun!"

Remember when the channel was called “a jolly wanker”

Jolly needs to play version 2.0. There’s new content in it for him to discover.

Watching Paint Dry: The Game (The Mod) [ The LiveStream ] { The Highlights }

_Jolly : Watching Paint Dry The Game_ What was actually happening : We're watching *_Jolly Slowly Loses His Mind Over A HL2 MOD_*

I really like how your editing looks like SovietWomble's. It's enjoyable to watch lol

Dude where are the mods that were kind of an expansion to blue shift?

7:19 >Jolly enters the third circle of Hell< *”Looks like things are starting to heat up...”*

"Well, I tried. I fucking tried, god damn it." Liked and subbed. That was the real wisdom here.

Game: *Do NOT touch the wall while it dries* Me: Throw a box at it Jolly: I'm gonna throw a box at it Game: *YOU FAIL* Me: Suprised pikachu face

Jolly: **in hellish themed room** "Things are getting hot in here." *B R U H*

This place definitely classifies as an SCP...

"We've run out of good ones" Did we tho?

Jolly: *Can’t think of a good secret meaning* Also Jolly: *says secret meanings of this mod*

13:53 I think the way out was to flush the toilet.

Awh if only you waited a few more (hours) moments. You would have seen the hidden ending involving the grass.

“Right, got the portal gun” _erm_

this is like that woman yelling at cat meme, like: Narrator: why you couldnt just sit and watch paint dry? Jolly: *makes a staircase of boxes to finnish messing with dimensions and a purple gorilla*

12:23 he paused right when gman appeared on one of the screens

You were supposed to jump into the painting to trigger an ending

Im pretty sure if you do the objective where if you just stay in the first room for like X hours, the robo voice tells you "congratulations, you win, thank you for playing".

"The black void has an end?" Thats what he said, "how deep can we go? Thats what they said

Joly, the creator make a easter egg of you! Look and try to find him

Am i the only one kinda bothered by the fact he says "bonzai buddy" instead of bonzi buddy.

7:32 "Jolly what did you do" he was just watching paint dry guys, calm down

11:46 no one gonna talk about what is in that qr code.

"This layer is green" in the distance "WHAT ARE DOING IN MY SWAMP"

*Finds and flushes toilet* A Jollywangcore: I have achieved comedy

13:33 Skip to this without context.

Jolly: *Picks up Gravity Gun* "Right, got the Portal Gun."

What if when he used the toilet, the pipes started dripping *and touched the wall?*

No one: Minecraft villagers: 4:19

"Why does this exist?" - Why not? Seeing what human minds can conjure up is honestly fascinating on a somewhat odd way. Also EDIT: Holy fuck, I was not disappointed by the content in this, I was genuinely thinking this is nothing but actually watching paint dry...

He failed at staring at paint dry 11/10

holy shit that grass is actually growing too, if you skip ahead in the video you can see the length difference

In the description it says "B̷̤͌it o̴̢̍f a weird on̶̠̋e but overall I think it was z̸̟͆any enough. i̴͎͒ hope you enjoy it." If you remove all the non-glitchy letters, you get- BONZI

5:03 picks up gravity gun Jolly: "got the portal gun"

And then RTGame streamed actual paint. But we all know that you did it better.

"What are you going to do, Assemble a cabinet at me?!" Jolly: "I Have a set of drawers"

This mod seems perfect for you jolly

Someone tell Jerma to play this, he'll make the most entertaining stream ever.

Nobody: Absolutely nobody: Minecraft villagers: 4:19

6:02 as the ominous sounds were going on, my cat opened my door ane scared the living shit out of me, boi does adrenaline feel good

Thank you for playing :)

16:08 *GRASS GROWS BIRDS FLY AND BROTHER I WATCH PAINT DRY*

14:50 "the game fucking quit itself" *laughs in DDLC*

Did he just call the gravity gun a portal gun? Wow wee

"why does this exist?" so that someone like you would ask why this exists.