Portal But the Entire Game is Google Translated 

The cover of 'Still Alive' got copyright claimed, so apologies if there's a million ads on the video. Also, just to clarify a few things; we didn't make this mod, (or the 'Still Alive' credits cover). We only did the voice acting and vocal effects for GlaDOS and the turrets. All credit belongs to BinkusTheTrinkus for actual creation of the mod and the amazing end credits acapella.

The radio is Hong Kong 97's theme.

Portal actually really works google-translated. Ratman's scribblings become the ramblings of a legit madman, Glados and the turrets become botched AIs spouting weird nonhuman metaphors and going off on tangents, and it's all just not-garbled enough to try to sort of almost see the meaning underneath it. It all creates a very surreal and unsettling vibe that... fits the original.

31:10 GLaDOS: "unless you have a specific destination. you're just moving the car and wasting gas."

17:41 to 17:49 is so good it doesn't even need to be google translated to be funny, those 8 seconds are a funny clip on their own.

28:39 "So I think neurotoxin emissions are hot, Relax"

13:39 That part REALLY had me bloody laughin i tell ya.

7:38 "One of The Animal Hunters will be sent to treat you with Peptic Acid and Adrenaline Rush" _Why does that feel like something GLaDOS would 100% say through the intercom ???_

15:21 school milk

30:25 the delivery of that line just killed me

10:30 You DO pay for your job, it's called taxes...

31:49 *_[Real Power]_*

Finally. New episode of my favorite anime.

"Unless you have a specific destination, you're just moving the car and wasting gas" Strangely deep.

The night air was alive with the smells of freshly baked cakes and the sound of laughter. It was the most anticipated night of the year for the small town. Every year, the people gathered to celebrate with a grand feast. The feast was always the same. There was one package of 18.25 ounces of crushed chocolate mixed with chocolate, frosted pecan coconut ice cream cakes, three slashes that had evidenced EVILS, and sheep great with a glass of semi-sweet chocolate chip. To make it a special feast, three cups of butter were used to CLING TO POWER, sugar bowls made of sand and two-thirds, all drinks, and a variety of decorations. As the guests enjoyed their meal, a fish truck arrived, and the people quickly noticed the fish tank inside. But they soon realized that the fish inside the tank were anything but fresh; they were straight rubbish! The fish truck had been sent from a fish farm from a nearby city, and it was filled with ethyl benzene and compounds of molded fish and extraterrestrial fossils. The people were astonished to see the fish, and they decided to try one of the creations - peanut butter butterflies shaped like fish. The people then saw a cup, and inside it was a piece of lead. Some of the guests noticed the strange electricity and realized it was fiberglass. Then, one person suggested that they add fluctuating milk disorders to the feast. Just as everyone was about to enjoy the feast, a voice boomed from the entrance. “How to kill someone without hands?” Everyone was filled with dread. But before anyone could react, a man appeared and announced that he would NOT let them go. The man then commanded them to bring twelve symmetrical curtain rods, one cup washed down with sugar, two cups of sheep, CUT!, but-Rabbers Imbili Aibibomboo, purpose and purpose, a tablespoon of sheep, hot teaspoon orange juice, three kinds of springs, RUBBISH!, one large ruby, Ruby’s electronic presentation, two tablespoons sheep juice, Sari Illuminating Headquarters Asia, and thou shalt slay of the electric eye of a needle injector! The people were then ordered to bring in wireless coverage, a driver if Kiki, an injector needle gun, capitals of enthusiasm, preservatives, deep absorbers, the smell of gas and economy, excretion, and deodorize fish oil. The guests quickly complied with the man’s instructions and soon the feast was underway. Everyone was amazed at the delicious concoction that the man had created. When the feast was finished, the man thanked everyone for their efforts and then vanished into the night. The people never saw him again, but they always remembered the strange feast that they shared that night. pov you give an ai story generator a cake recipe

5:25 *ooanga*

31:32 Love is also AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHH!!! True Words GLaDOS

I feel like Shijo Booth is one of the key groupe behind all these Google trasnlated catastrophic.

I don’t know why but I love they way the turrets sound, they are just friendly little guys 🤣❤

I love Glados calling Chell her sweet potato when she’s escaping the fire.

I'm laughing so hard. This is my favourite video ever. Thank you so much for your work!

28:09 She sounds like a scammer from Africa when you piss them off

*hit table* THE FISH IS STRAIGHT RUBBISH

1:30 right as the announcer said devastating my headphones started making really weird and loud noises. Probably the most scary jumpscare of my life

The Hong Kong 97 edit of the radio music had me dead lmao

Will there be a google translated portal 2- “Some train subjects do infer in cognitive function when locked in succession for a long time. But uhh you’ve been under for quite a lot longer, so it’s in question you have a major case of inference brain damage.” *why can I hear that-*

2:57 Ah, yes "Higher education", my favourite sound in Portugal. Almost forgot: (3:52 , 4:46 , 6:24 and 7:13) "Horror i", "Smiling Ball Empire", "Zachary Diet Source Port Algan" and "Cancel Pen" are my favourites too

That cover of Still Alive I'm literally crying right now

"haha i love the random gibberish radio music" radio: *playing "i love bejing tiananmen" on loop*

"oh. physics exists" "imagine that!"

The GLaDOS actor u did was very accurate

The radio playing Hong Kong 97 is killing me

this portal game clearly takes place after the events of portal 2

"I thought you said you were a motivational speaker." "I dabble." 😂😂😂

18:00 timbles if he was early 1900s new yorker inventor

I love that the Pope Music is Hong Kong '97 theme

"Ayo, someone cut the bread."

Is everyone going to ignore that Portal radio music was changed into a garbed-up version of I love peeking Tianamen? Yeah. The same song from Hong Kong 97... shesh

Smiling Ball Empire. I am writing this from the grave, as I died laughing.

Now this is an accurate malfunctioning AI. Not murderous just “for your own safety, do not destroy test toys”

The funky remix of hong kong 97 theme caught me off guard

WAIT A SECOND I RECOGNIZE THAT RADIO SONG!! I don’t know the name, but I heard it playing in Mario’s Mystery Meat (the Vinesauce fangane)

1:20 the music is Hong Kong 97

"The Nursery is sorry to inform you that this next test is not possible" "Never make a decision" Glados became more evil Espicially those "dont put your device in water even if its in water"

Ah yes, the two things I fear the most, laboratories and Americans

It feels like playing Portal while having a stroke

The music on the radio is hong kong 97.

Finally! I have been waiting so long for another Google translate vid. Can’t get enough of these.

I love Beijing Tiananman playing in the radio and the radio being hidden in every level makes sense if you know the context of hong kong 97💀

I burstedout laughfing as i saw [Powerfull soccer]

Wooo had placeboing's remix at the end to top it off >v

I was watching this late at night and I had to inhale my pillow to soo laughing

10:32 You do if you have Union dues to pay, lol

Next mod: portal but my life has a purpose!

that radio theme sounds like the theme from Hong Kong 97

31:16 "Your whole life is a math. I am ready to fix *any* math." I am going to use this line.

25:38 *"I will kill you and all the bread is gone."* Guess that someone was teleporting bread again

"Unless you have a specific destination, you're just moving the car and wasting gas" is actually a pretty good quote 31:09

What did the fish ever do to be so aggressively called "straight rubbish?" Nothing short of money laundering, I'm sure.

30:23 i've never heard so much anger portrayed in 3 lines, absolutely beautiful voice acting

17:44 That transition from singing to screaming got me. 🤣

A can of diseases sounds about right for Aperture, as part of their new healthcare range. “Cave Johnson here, we’ve packed 57 varieties of diseases into this can to help boost your immune system”

This creates a surprisingly cohesive narratives about GladOs being Chell’s deranged sister turned into a rogue AI. I was surprisingly invested in the story.

17:45 4-year-old me at the doctor getting my first shot

I just want to point out that when I sent Voice Actor audition forms to these two, I totally wasn't expecting them to try out for GLaDOS and the turrets - I thought they were going to be Developer Commentary nodes like in Lost Coast: GTE. I was losing hope that I'd ever find good enough VA's and was just going to make these roles text-to-speech, but then I listened to their auditions and it absolutely made my day. Massive shoutout to these two gents for making Portal: GTE so much more epic than I ever thought it would be.

4:34 "Please help improve this article or section by expanding it" Suddenly I'm on Wikipedia.

Can't wait to see the beloved protagonist, Turtle Shell

I love how this playthrough went from showcasing the mod, to figuring out how to play Portal again

29:58 I find it very funny that as soon as you pick up the Intelligence Core, it starts almost solely talking about some very weird recipes until it's destroyed, with only a moment of getting off topic about fish. Though you could also interpret that fish talk as part of the recipes, which is also very hilarious and weird.

Chell explores the Portuguese branch of Aperture Science.

"You can find more information on our website" Did anyone else think that part of the song actually sounded pretty good.

"However, before we begin, it is important to remember that although fun and learning are important goals of enrichment activities, they can be devastating" Sounds like something that would be in the actual game

31:04 THAT IS YOU THAT IS THE SOUND OF YOUR THROAT

Pope: enters the room *Portal music starts playing*

My favorite game. *P 0 R T U G A L*

I've just been looking at the captions and man [Elevator Canoe] [Pope music] [Fitzgerald Gate] [Pedastrian Rotation] [Gloria Fluorescente Lux] [Strong Baseball] [Zachary Diet Source Port Algan] Who am I kidding i can't write all of these

"The Portal will appear in two years." I take it that's when we get Portal 3.

7:20 I laughed much harder than I would’ve thought at this 🤣🤣🤣

"If you feel thirsty and dizzy, please feel free to leave." Chell: *Don't mind if I do.*

"I do not sleep you know" is a legitimately eerie line

30:21 Don't forget to decorate! Fish truck, Fish tank *Fish is straight RUBBISH!* I absolutely love Intelligence Core in this.

“THE FISH IS STRAIGHT RUBBISH!” That’s another classic one right there. And we saw Cicero’s name in the credits, so this mod was another well-made masterpiece. I cannot wait for Half-Life 2 and its episodes.

Do not put the device in the water even if it is placed in the water. Words of wisdom here.

"Beautiful! you are always motivated and competent in the face of extreme depression." that's more uplifting and motivating to hear than "just dont be depressed." google translated glados is my new pep-talker

"You are always motivated and competent when faced with extreme depression" [5:57] To non Portal fans, that is one of the clues that something is terribly wrong with GLaDOS. Since one of the rules of robotics is that no robots can lie. GLaDOS just outright lied to the player.

23:50: THAT FUCKING DEEP *"N O"* KILLED ME OMG💀💀💀

"Never make a decision." The rule i live by

"Ayo, someone cut the bread" absolutely murdered me.

27:50 "Do you want to get married? I HAVE NOTHING TO SAY. How is that?"

"Your whole life is a math. I am ready to fix ANY math." My new pickup line.

17:27 "Give it a minuuute😩" I feel bro's words...

34:59 "Look at me when I keep talking about when I need to do science" Basically sums up GLaDOS in portal 1.

WOOOOHOOOOO NEW VID! Good stuff guys

"pedastrian rotation" "powerful soccer" "smiling ball empire" "zachary diet source port algan" "strong baseball" "horror i" "cancel pen" "the fire station" "fitzgerald gate" "original shooting of gon's gate" "call taskulan chatisco cha" "turret retire" "error discriminate?" "can't use" "search engine optimization is possible!" "ancient hair" "tastes good" "I'm overwhelmed" "trip to England" "ethyl benzene is just like fish" "tuna' "grow" "no McKinks" "real power" "[naxo high -pitched musician]" "Australia Australia" "remember the crash" "birds of prey" "sound of sound dissapears"

33:43 "John"

This is hilarious XD Mahogany makes a good GLaDOS, and Timbleweebs' turrets are funny (I like the sound they make when they get put through the barrier)

"Government and domestic laws prevent you from living happily ever after, alone and without a partner." This is the most true statement I've ever heard in my entire life! "Camille, you have to TIGHTEN IT." I lost my drink at this part, WHO IS CAMILLE, and WHAT are they tightening?!

32:45 As someone who has made a mod that replaces Still Alive, I know firsthand how difficult it can be to edit the lyrics script. I'm not surprised by the odd behavior part-way through. What a fantastic mod, though! The intelligence core killed me

16:03 Fellow child, you are a piece of work

Favorite part: However, you can not get with the rest of the experiment and, unfortunately, *NEED TO BE EUTHANIZED*