Portal Turret Quotes

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I did not steal the audio off of any video I found it after trying to play portal on my computer after installing it but I needed DirectX 8.0 or higher which i installed but it didn't work so... if I ever get an Xbox that will be the first game I get

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@tranzient 6 месяцев назад

they're so fucking CUTE

@someguy2272 6 месяцев назад

@siz1700 2 месяца назад

Best waifu 💯

@Bracken1765 Месяц назад

But so dangerous

@GeneralCane 11 лет назад

♪Are you still there?♪

@zman90 Год назад

Oh.... play

@jacobschiller4486 Год назад

B-flat b-flat c d-flat

@Bit-fz9md Год назад

AYE AYE AYE AYE AYE AYE AYE AYE

@skylovescars69420 8 месяцев назад

0:31

@MrTangent 7 месяцев назад

@generalcane Are you still there?

@stonedrei Год назад

whenever the turret says "please put me down" in portal, i always put it down facing a wall and thank it 4 being polite

@exoticpotatogenesisumbrella 6 лет назад

"Are you still there? Target lost" literally sounds like a song

@spunkyxd3443 3 года назад

It does sound like a song the song like word kinda reminds me of the music tomas the train.

@el_androi1203 Год назад

"Target lost" sounds a bit like the verse from Smells Like Teen Spirit for me

@the_real_drwhoroblox1935 Год назад

Now I can't get the fact out of my head that those two autotuned lines also remind me of the melody of the theme song for Thomas the Tank Engine, so you are not alone.

@lolzieereal Год назад

Are you still there?? Target losttt! You know the rules, and so do iii!

@purplesam2609 Год назад

I know this is from 5 years ago but the fan song "taste the cake" uses some of the turret voice lines in the beginning. I don't remember if this specific one was used, but yeah

@mehmarcus1995 9 лет назад

Opening with the turret's "fizzle" sound is awesome "AEYEYEYEYEYEYEYEY"

@randomyoutuber4189 3 года назад

AEYYEYEYEEYEYEYEYEYEYEYE

@natalialabun4066 2 года назад

AEYEYEYEYEYEYEYEYEYEY

@natalialabun4066 2 года назад

@@SS-rf1ri it is

@jeleboba Год назад

AEYYEYEYEEYEYEYEYEYEYEYEAEYYEYEYEEYEYEYEYEYEYEYEAEYYEYEYEEYEYEYEYEYEYEYE

@laalpattharkedevata 8 месяцев назад

AYEYEYEYEYEYEYEYEYEYEEYEYEYEYEYEYEYEYEEYEYEYEYEEEEYEEYEYEYEYEE

@dani4ever 4 года назад

''Hey, it's me! Don't shoot!'' That's one of the most fucked up quotes of the whole thing. I consider my self a mentally stable and healthy human being, but this turrets always got me. Portal is a masterpiece!

@scrubbingdoubles8585 2 года назад

Jesus loves you

@weegeenumberone2 Год назад

@@scrubbingdoubles8585 And you need to shut up!

@Anonymous-no1pm Год назад

@@scrubbingdoubles8585 does he love me?

@amtrakpepsiproduct1605 Год назад

@@Anonymous-no1pm Yes.

@true_nights_edge Год назад

they say that when you pick them up and make other turrets shoot them

@IAmWhoAske Год назад

0:48 clearly the turrets are the cutest game enemy ever

@BoinguMcGoingu 6 месяцев назад

“awowawoahh”

@guyofminimalimportance7 2 года назад

I love how they went through the effort of giving the turrets quotes for if they shoot each other even though there's no guarantee it will ever happen during a playthrough

@ToonShader 2 года назад

As a game developer if you want to make quality games you have to consider every scenario possible

@JuanGamer0202 Год назад

@@ToonShader true

@CJay42 Год назад

When I was a kid I tried to make them shoot each other

@Injester_The_Inverted_Jester Год назад

@@CJay42 jeezus

@CJay42 Год назад

@@Injester_The_Inverted_Jester I just wanted to see if one will break and open

@PlyrNoob2890 10 месяцев назад

A r e y o u s t i l l t h e r e ?

@someguy2272 6 месяцев назад

0:31

@justabitsketchy 5 лет назад

This is so close to perfection. It just needs "I don't hate you" and "there you are...." ❤️❤️❤️

@wanou_4259 4 года назад

0:20 SLEEP mode activated ASMR

@funky2670 7 лет назад

Fun fact:This is the same VA for GlAdOs but with a higher pitch.These are just tiny glados.If you altered these it would sound like glados and vice versa

@Evocable0 5 лет назад

I was gonna day dude that's obvious but then I realized this was from 2 years ago but I said it anyway

@the_real_drwhoroblox1935 Год назад

huh

@WohaoG Год назад

@@Evocable0 I was gonna day "it's say not day" but then I realized this was from 3 years ago but I said it anyway

@Evocable0 Год назад

@@WohaoG TRUE

@Intelligence_Core3 7 месяцев назад

After all, GLaDOS and the Turrets are voiced by Ellen McLain

@BobTheWhatchamacallit 3 года назад

The “woooaahh” was so CUTEE AH MY HEART-

@tulipp2p 4 года назад

when he said "AYAYYAYAYYAYAY" i felt that

@ImSleepyForever 10 месяцев назад

ÆŸÉÆŸÉÆŸÉÆŸÉÆŸÉÆŸÉÆŸÉÆŸÉÆŸÉÆŸÉÆŸÉÆŸÉÆŸÉÆŸÉÆŸÉÆŸÉÆŸÉÆŸÉÆŸÉÆŸÉÆŸÉÆŸÉÆŸÉÆŸÉÆŸÉÆŸÉÆŸÉ -Turret

@theresa.y5221 3 года назад

“nap time “

@gusttavoextekoetter880 Год назад

0:00 OW OW OW OW OW! 0:02 Hey! 0:03 Hey hey hey! 0:05 Put me down! 0:07 Woooaaaaahhhhh! 0:09 Ilegal operation. 0:12 Who are you? 0:13 Hey! *again* 0:15 Please put me down! 0:17 Help! 0:18 Uh oh. 0:19 Good bye. 0:20 Sleep mode activated. 0:22 Your business is appreciated. 0:24 Hybernating. 0:26 Good night. *again* 0:29 Nap time. 0:31 Are you still there? 0:32 Target lost. 0:34 Can I help you? 0:35 Searching. 0:36 Hey! It’s me! 0:38 Don’t shoot! 0:39 Stop shooting! 0:42 Unknown error. 0:44 Malfunctioning. 0:46 AHHHHHHH! 0:47 Ow ow ow ow ow!

@VictorSilva-lj4wy Год назад

0:19 is goodbye, not good night

@gusttavoextekoetter880 Год назад

@@VictorSilva-lj4wy oh sorry I though it was good night.

@Hellooooooohiiiii Год назад

Thank you :3

@whitefox142 8 лет назад

I always feel so bad killing these guys. I usually try to leave at least one of them alive if I can.

@justabitsketchy 5 лет назад

Weakling!!! The only way to WIN portal is to grab any turret, radio and camera and vaporise them

@UpsideDownCycle 4 года назад

@@justabitsketchy alright sir i'm going to have to apprehend you for low vibes. We don't vaporize those sick ass songs from the radio. We especially don't allow turret murder in these parts.

@justabitsketchy 4 года назад

@@UpsideDownCycle if you don't keep quiet it won't just be the turrets getting murdered

@UpsideDownCycle 4 года назад

@@justabitsketchy oh what you're going to murder the frankenturrets too? Monster.

@justabitsketchy 4 года назад

@@UpsideDownCycle watch me

@AlexOdellOG 8 лет назад

Sooo cute I forgive you, hey it's me don't shoot

@Strellox 4 года назад

They're cute when they're not shooting us

@danshan8503 4 года назад

Turrets be like: :3 Turrets when shooting: *DIE*

@lostseaweed4376 7 лет назад

"owowowowow"

@bharathjs2989 6 лет назад

They are so cute😭 I always feel bad for killing them.

@firegaming-eh9eb 5 лет назад

Same 😭

@nathanfulton5856 4 года назад

“I don’t blame you” Man, that hit me right in the feels.

@IAmWhoAske Год назад

Just grab them and put them looking to a corner (or torture them putting on an upside-down portal and in the last second leave tyem normal)

@u238productions 6 месяцев назад

“Your business is appreciated” Thats from the Portal 1 TOILET 😂

@Pauli-dg2yv 5 лет назад

0:00 putting them in the elevator xD

@altosynesthesia 3 года назад

0:16 *Me when the teacher sees me watching Portal videos*

@lvmbrjack 6 месяцев назад

it faster to die from their cuteness than their bullets

@poizenyt4990 4 года назад

Why are the turrets SO DAMN CUTE?!?!?!

@JuanGamer0202 Год назад

I'm almost a grown man but damn those guys are realy cute and i feel so bad for taking them down

@orue5499 4 года назад

ah yes, AEYEYEYEYYEYE is a quote.

@poshsatan9770 7 лет назад

they are so good but you forgot the "I don't hate you" one but good job

@blackstrand 6 месяцев назад

this is the reason why I don't eliminate them, I just turn them around

@marcoantonioramosrodas8935 Год назад

0:12 i am the spy!

@StephCurryMcFlurry96 13 дней назад

"Sleep mode activated, your business is appreciated." Nice little rhyme.

@firegaming-eh9eb 5 лет назад

Its funny when they go weeeeeeeeeeee

@Pyroliminal 26 дней назад

"I don't hate you" and "please put me down" "bye" made me cry odly when i played the game

@amtrakpepsiproduct1605 Год назад

They sound like shy children.

@thepumpkin3203 Год назад

0:31 is what you came here for

@grimlar 3 года назад

I really want that irl turret they have in Valve HQ

@AloisAgos 2 года назад

Well if the fans get pissed off enough at Valve for continued laziness and stupidity, the company may need to get creative in deterring angry gamers from throwing rocks at their offices. With paintballs mind you, not actual bullets.

@isoknight0728 Год назад

@@AloisAgos "We fire the WHOLE bullet, that's 65% more bullet, per bullet."

@IsaacsWorkshop 4 месяца назад

These things scared the crap out of me but I always felt bad for destroying them. :(

@Abnormal_07 26 дней назад

The real "Aint that a cute little gun?"

@stepininjaedits Год назад

Am I the only one who thinks the turrets are cute?

@TheInkPitOx 4 года назад

Whenever I shut something down I say it like they do.

@TheMikster95 2 месяца назад

When you find your favorite product hiding behind another in the grocery store - “THERE YOU ARE”

@xenslavescombinecoffe6456 2 года назад

Sleep mode activated, your business is apriciated. Make this a song

@someguy2272 6 месяцев назад

so cute, but so deadly

@WhatALovelyDay703 2 месяца назад

I love this lil guy

@TheInkPitOx 7 лет назад

So adorable, yet so annoying.

@josephsimoneau664 Год назад

0:45 Turret: Aaaahhhh Engineer: Spy sapping my sentry.

@josephsimoneau664 Год назад

0:47 Turret: ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, oh. Engineer: SENTRY DOWN!

@curutron Год назад

Spa sappin mah sentrie

@UpsideDownCycle 4 года назад

"your business is appreciated" is from the toilet in P1 though?

@tastycake413 Год назад

Yes

@cruddnow Год назад

The "goodnight" is so adorable

@TheInkPitOx Год назад

naptime

@aumoelwal8375 3 месяца назад

🎵Miku Miku, you can call me Miku🎵

@Smartzenegger 10 месяцев назад

Of course, it means *Target Lust,* instead of *Target Lost.* :)

@cl0v3rg4rd3n 7 дней назад

"put me down☹️"

@WastedGoatFR Год назад

I always felt sad when I heard them speak, I genuinely don't know why...

@themasterbossbr2553 5 лет назад

so cute

@thewillowtree4076 16 дней назад

"nap time"

@PIXEL-YT1 5 месяцев назад

Know your last core “The turret core”

@vagingerrose5 4 месяца назад

"Ehyayayayayyayayayayyayayayayayayyayayayay"

@bocaj7766 5 лет назад

Where’s “There you are”?

@Evocable0 5 лет назад

That's the creepy one so we dont talk about it

@Guill0rtiz Год назад

“Nap time”

@nazfrde 4 месяца назад

For a long time I thought they were saying "Hi, Bennington" instead of "Hibernating..."

@cracked_eg 2 года назад

Resting..

@nebulaproductions7863 Год назад

LIKE A GOOD NEIGBOUR ARE YOU STILL THERE?

@urbiznesnunuv6938 2 года назад

0:30

@exoticpotatogenesisumbrella 6 лет назад

The first one tho

@t-ryan3978 3 года назад

Hey! It’s me!

@yorusuyasoul69420 Год назад

Turret miku

@MysteriousBerry 3 месяца назад

You forgot IM FLYING!!!

@mr.president6922 5 месяцев назад

where is the " i don't balm you "

@ThatOneGuy29 Год назад

where the one where the turret go "hurray!"

@elisfransisca2875 2 года назад

turret shoot at u starromlk

@Feezee223 Год назад

I never herd the “illegal operation” one before where’s that one form?

@IAmWhoAske Год назад

I think when you kill them

@a.dburcot7193 3 года назад

I'm different

@doomddevil92 2 месяца назад

Fine il replay it

@majestichellium9166 10 месяцев назад

some left out

@gaurithegremlinboy 5 месяцев назад

I would not be mad if they killed me

@Paledoptera 11 лет назад

yea

@vuksanvucko 2 месяца назад

how to make this a voice changer

@wj11jam78 5 месяцев назад

Do the turrets actually say "your business is appreciated", or is it just the toilet?

@WR3NC5 Год назад

AYEAYEAYAEAYEYEAYEYEAYEAYE

@cartooncentral263 4 года назад

I don’t hate you.

@TaruTheTaru 3 месяца назад

Pilly and cyn core 😘😘😘😘😘😘

@shockwaverc1369 Год назад

0:22

@someguy2272 6 месяцев назад

0:00 ayayayayayyayaya

@jpb9577 Год назад

0:00 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

@Gunnetoons Год назад

Where’s “🎶I don’t hate you🎶”

@matoro85 Год назад

I honestly didn't put effort into this haha. I remember back in middle school i just hastily put it together from whatever files were in my cracked copy of Portal and uploaded it. So its missing a few. Don't think I'll be updating it though as full lists are available everywhere these days.

@Gunnetoons 10 дней назад

@@matoro85no problem XD

@slickl9608 2 года назад

Did you ever get an Xbox?

@matoro85 2 года назад

Actually yes! And I've never touched it lmao.

@squidiskool Год назад

Hey hey, hey, hey put me down WHOA. Yeah, we got operation. Who are you hey? Please put me down help. Ha ha ha. Goodbye sleep mode activated your business is appreciated hibernating goodnight resting work time are you still there target lost. Can I help you searching hey, it's me don't you? Don't shoot stop shooting self test era unknown error malfunctioning.