Portland is Trashhhhhh - Stand Up Comedy - Geoffrey Asmus

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Another stunning colleciton of alpha comedy from my recent shows in Portland Oregon. I have a lot of content coming out in the next month. Y'all dont deserve me.
If you liked this please buy tickets to my neverending tour - www.whitecomed...
I have upcoming shows in Seattle, Spokane, Fort Collins, NYC, Indianapolis, Fargo, Edmonton, Detroit, St. Louis, South Jersey, Tulsa, Memphis, Omaha and so many more.
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@GeoffreyAsmus 3 месяца назад

Hey kids. Thanks for watching. Come see me on tour. Buy tix here - linktr.ee/Geoffreyatm11 I'm doing shows in Seattle, Point Pleasant NJ, Indianapolis, Tulsa, Spokane, Fort Collins, Saranac Lake, Fargo, Sioux Falls, Edmonton, Memphis, Arkansas, St. Louis, Detroit and somehow more. Join my mailing list to find out when I'm performing in your city - eepurl.com/h_HMIX

@gillesa630 3 месяца назад

Definitely will see you again when you come back to Toronto! also comment for algorithm, you're the man, hail ASMUS! Keep it up my man Edit: I just saw the end of the video; lil joke about the last special's views. For what it's worth, I think it's down to the thumbnail. Looks identical to your regular clip vids. Put it side by side with your previous special and tell me you don't agree.

@GeoffreyAsmus 3 месяца назад

not a bad point

@generalpf 3 месяца назад

Saw you in Toronto, you fuckin' killed! "trickle down your chin economics" is a classic.

@dimitrigerman8376 3 месяца назад

Sticking it to a couple of fives is some serious alpha energy

@johnsullivan8673 2 месяца назад

Peak alpha energy

@lal2627 2 месяца назад

Two fives make a ten, just sayin'

@keithgrender3758 3 месяца назад

“I think his parents live there…..” lmao😂

@joeycrawford2475 3 месяца назад

So quick! And the alpha still punched it up with three jokes and got the big laugh

@moshdee456 2 месяца назад

That's why Jews and comedy

@moshdee456 2 месяца назад

Lol, he made that joke 🤣

@psicobassmanecdqemsd 3 месяца назад

German army helmet uniting a Jew and a catholic, only the funniest man alive can pull that off.

@jonsnow5518 3 месяца назад

You should've seen him in Berlin if you like German & Jew jokes..

@KidontheSlope 3 месяца назад

Some women really can’t take a joke. You handled it perfectly! Another great set!

@andersmlleriversen8126 3 месяца назад

@@-valkyrie-00 Lets not pretend it’s 50/50 buddy- you can’t gaslight in a youtube comment champ

@Yo_Vuzzen777 3 месяца назад

@@-valkyrie-00 😮‍💨

@gillesa630 3 месяца назад

flawlessly executed as always

@fartpimpson3843 3 месяца назад

@@andersmlleriversen8126 found the incel

@Mopark25 3 месяца назад

@@-valkyrie-00She says handling a joke terribly 😂

@psicobassmanecdqemsd 3 месяца назад

That Sacramento special is 52 minutes of art

@GeoffreyAsmus 3 месяца назад

Hell yea

@nathansutter5210 3 месяца назад

I think you mean pure alpha energy

@gillesa630 3 месяца назад

ART = Alpha Rules at Talking

@cinrok1 2 месяца назад

“Why didn’t those two 5s laugh” 😂

@jdl2962 3 месяца назад

Here’s your engagement for the algorithm king 👑

@zacharycollins6548 3 месяца назад

New Geoffrey Asmus video... we have been blessed.

@mattlampe 3 месяца назад

Jarab seemed like he's had a noose around his neck over his name for a while now and you might have been the last straw.

@zachlightcap2179 3 месяца назад

We drove 4 hours and sat outside the door to hear you but the show was over. It's okay. The whole trip was fantastic

@SagoDave 3 месяца назад

This one had me losing my sh*t, it's among your best. The weaving, playfulness, variety.

@nickwilliams7511 3 месяца назад

You have like a new level of confidence in this set. I love it. One day I’ll tell my dogs about how much this video meant to me

@panckreous 3 месяца назад

Thats exactly how I described his recent set. Feels like his presence and composure and everything leveled up a lot more than what you normally see

@pilotnamealreadytaken6035 2 месяца назад

Comment for the algo. Keep it up my man. Thank you for your content and work to make us laugh. ❤

@kellyseggerman4311 3 месяца назад

Just absolute top notch stand up and crowd work … Your style of making people (hecklers) feel dumb on an intellectual level … is gold. Hurts them far worse Than any direct Mean thing you could say …. You, big J, and Stav are the best crowd workers in the history of comedy to me …

@GeoffreyAsmus 3 месяца назад

💯💯

@yurikaclearcreek7195 2 месяца назад

Brother. You are on FIRE!!! Keep it up! Hell yes from Wisconsin!!!

@GeoffreyAsmus 2 месяца назад

hell yea. coming back to wisconsin in october. sign up for my dumb email list and ill let you know when those tix go on sale - eepurl.com/h_HMIX

@oppositeofh8 3 месяца назад

really looking forward to your show next month -- i don't want to be singled out but i don't want to sit in the back. these are my future struggles.

@GeoffreyAsmus 3 месяца назад

I only pick on betas

@panckreous 3 месяца назад

make us proud! What city? So we know where to look for your next comment telling us your name and the timestamp...

@Ride-Tahoe 3 месяца назад

Oooooooh ive been waiting for this... Portland is ripe for comedic harvest and Asmus is a masterclass in the not so subtle but accessible city roast. Awesome.

@wow-si6th 3 месяца назад

WE BOUTTA BE IN SEATTLE BABYYYYYY LETSGOOOOO

@michaelchurch1324 2 месяца назад

As a past-life comedy writer who tried standup and found I wasn't for it (I wasn't good enough to say "it wasn't for me") I've got to say that you are excellent on your feet. This is impressive crowd handling.

@djr3386 3 месяца назад

I really like your progress as a stand up comedian, Geoffrey, ABC (Alpha Bipartisan Comedian) 👏🏽👏🏽

@jessem5564 3 месяца назад

Wow! One of the best comedy performances I've ever seen! How blessed we are for such an alpha to grace us with a comedy tour!

@djewynne9638 3 месяца назад

"You suck and you're wrong." HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

@djewynne9638 3 месяца назад

Dat' Heckler-Fu is Tremendous!!!

@PsychoPizzas 3 месяца назад

I love the personal notes you leave at the end. So good for edging bro 👍

@jag61688 3 месяца назад

you have def been working your ass off and love seeing your content. enjoy the summer and looking forward to what you have on the other side

@hitman1365 3 месяца назад

Definitely want to see the "kids these days" joke from the 1st night

@Charsept 3 месяца назад

The crowd work is excellent

@T25de 3 месяца назад

7:22 Best response I think his parents ya live there 😂😂😂😂

@andydhillon1977 3 месяца назад

This was one of your best so far.

@panckreous 3 месяца назад

New best domestic crowdwork for sure. We have to separate now cause it's going to be hard to beat Germany. Uh, no historical pun intended

@JacobYuanHang 3 месяца назад

dude is hilarious ive seen a couple short stuff from him which is why i got recommended this video but i need to watch more, shits great

@jrockthecasbah 3 месяца назад

So many hits on this one, thanks for posting. 2 fives 😂

@anthonymanzalji 3 месяца назад

Way to be. Had a bunch of fun watching you in Portland.

@yoface938 3 месяца назад

Man you killed this set, can’t wait for the full video

@thesingingtown 3 месяца назад

Roasted in the first 3 seconds, fantastic 😹

@djglander2622 3 месяца назад

Another banger of a video, you just can’t stop! Hell yeah dude

@ВладимирСиницын-и6ч 3 месяца назад

Man, the homeless joke just perfect!

@joshfultondotblogspo 2 месяца назад

You killed it! Congrats!

@thebeastlyharley 3 месяца назад

Your "easiest fight" reference reminds me of the Indiana Jones scene from Raiders of the Lost Ark lol.

@rustyp69 3 месяца назад

you look like my Uncle Joe, specifically Uncle Joe at my Aunt Audrey's funeral

@kunai92 3 месяца назад

"That's cool actually" LMAO

@fightzero01 3 месяца назад

Killing it per usual cousin Geoff

@DSled 3 месяца назад

Geoff got the beard and unlocked a new level I swear. So funny.

@switchbackfive 3 месяца назад

You are going off the deep end and I love it. I'm along for the ride

@lactosetheintolerant5640 3 месяца назад

@Geoffrey Asmus , you're SO FUNNY!! I love your comedy!! I'm now going to watch the crap out of your special! Thank you for what you do!

@robertbrowning7054 3 месяца назад

I will definitely share your special when it releases. I did your last one a few days ago. Hope youre still strumming that guitar. 😁

@zigzag8338 3 месяца назад

The Greatest Comedian That's Ever Lived!

@patrickross7620 3 месяца назад

Keep going you got it brother... you have me dying

@zachlightcap2179 3 месяца назад

I even brought someone from Vashon Island with me (We're pretty horrible, but try to get out sometimes..)..

@CoffeeandWater 3 месяца назад

Thanks for coming to Portland!

@jonathanstatham88 3 месяца назад

Another great set!!!

@buckkylem 3 месяца назад

Thats hilarious that the funniest line of the night came from David 😅

@tano99999 3 месяца назад

If you’re coming to Alberta, you should do a show in Vancouver / near by

@GeoffreyAsmus 3 месяца назад

Coming to Vancouver in januaryyyyy. sign up for my dumb email list and ill let you know when those tix go on sale - eepurl.com/h_HMIX

@Chulpichochos 3 месяца назад

The opening joke about a homeless guy blowing you, :chefskiss:

@slartibartfast7921 3 месяца назад

THE best comedian out there. His shows are on a par with hobo felatio.

@pnwesty7174 3 месяца назад

You managed those two beautifully. #Iwasthere

@themultiverse5447 Месяц назад

I started studying my presidents just in case, when I see you live

@coolgamer272 21 день назад

You should have left the bit about a city that won a nba championship. Great reaction

@rbrlbisland 3 месяца назад

Geez! You had some tough people in the crowd. I hope that Toronto treats you better. I was going to get tickets to your show but I was afraid of getting picked on.

@GeoffreyAsmus 3 месяца назад

Hahaha Toronto was great. I swear I won’t pick on you

@htopherollem649 3 месяца назад

my two favorite things, great comedians and the Dead! saw Dead and Co. at Fenway , too poor for The Sphere in Vegas 😢

@GeoffreyAsmus 3 месяца назад

Sphere was priceyyyy but quite worth it

@htopherollem649 3 месяца назад

@@GeoffreyAsmus hopefully you find some great hallucinogenic to really fix your soul!

@skibbydweez2647 3 месяца назад

Crushed it again...THIS GUY CANT BE TOUCHED

@RS-qz6by 3 месяца назад

The man just doesn't miss

@analozada9475 3 месяца назад

Sactown, my town! 😎🤘🔥🙌💯☺️🫶

@EvanToutz 3 месяца назад

Hey dude, I knew were more than we would’ve had you over for barbecue man.

@Quecuhzoo 3 месяца назад

Geoffrey Assmouth ❤

@leeshiflett1863 2 месяца назад

That was great!

@TheTexican05 3 месяца назад

We already know what the Portland women heckling you looked like [without even seeing them…] 🥵 👀 🧌 You handled that room very well and kept most of them rolling. 🍻

@fathat2261 3 месяца назад

German Helmet joke was amazing

@kadejewell 3 месяца назад

killer set.

@adrianbbb6232 3 месяца назад

Come back through Montréal!!

@GeoffreyAsmus 3 месяца назад

only if you guys get AC

@oppositeofh8 3 месяца назад

wow, what a crowd. 🙄 😹😹😹😹😹 5/5

@leonardticsay8046 3 месяца назад

Just not the fives that were shooting daggers at Geoff.

@pjfan173 3 месяца назад

Old school funny 😂

@andrewchisholm4481 3 месяца назад

keep crushing it. you rocked in Toronto (early show)

@GeoffreyAsmus 3 месяца назад

Early show was legendary

@bearpickle 2 месяца назад

you just earned a subscribe from Boosh! congrats

@victorpineschi8817 3 месяца назад

Do a review of the Dead & Co show!

@GeoffreyAsmus 3 месяца назад

420/10

@evdm7482 3 месяца назад

Commenting for ad rev

@johningle1 3 месяца назад

Lol, You just started listing state names to fill up the last minute and a half to get the ad revenue.

@GeoffreyAsmus 3 месяца назад

Haha true

@EvanToutz 3 месяца назад

I wish I had seen this. I would’ve totally gone to your show, dude!

@Felonious_Punk 3 месяца назад

So good! Nonstop BS. LOL And u don't stop. And u don't quit

@TheMataleon06 3 месяца назад

you are hilarious...and you play guitar! Saludos de Panama!

@MoebiusPan 3 месяца назад

Hey Geoff! ...You ever coming to Athens, Greece?

@GeoffreyAsmus 3 месяца назад

next europe tour is early 2025. athens will be on it. sign up for my dumb email list and ill let you know when those tix go on sale - eepurl.com/h_HMIX

@MoebiusPan 3 месяца назад

@@GeoffreyAsmus Cool! Done, thanks!

@regankennedy5788 3 месяца назад

Come do a tour of New Zealand. There is so much to make fun of.

@samcatsam 3 месяца назад

killin it G-dawg

@johnrappa8564 3 месяца назад

Hope you come back to the UK soon!

@GeoffreyAsmus 3 месяца назад

Unfortunately I will next year

@paulbready 3 месяца назад

When you coming to Scotlnad?

@GeoffreyAsmus 3 месяца назад

Europe tour early 2025. sign up for my dumb email list and ill let you know when those tix go on sale - eepurl.com/h_HMIX

@AdHocF1 3 месяца назад

Tough crowd.

@T25de 3 месяца назад

I want a cell phone but my house only 4 bedrooms

@thunderstruck1392 3 месяца назад

You have Cleveland surrounded on your schedule, you must have warrants here or something🤙

@GeoffreyAsmus 3 месяца назад

Got 5 shows booked there in November. sign up for my dumb email list and ill let you know when those tix go on sale - eepurl.com/h_HMIX

@CreativeIsolation 3 месяца назад

I was there!!!

@jagaworldwide 2 месяца назад

Hell yeah vashon island mentioned

@kenpachikiking6179 3 месяца назад

Fuckin Gold every time!!!😂😂😂

@freezemyheaddootcoom 3 месяца назад

The homeless phone riff was great, looking forward to hearing that one developed thanks for posting all these amazing sets

@freezemyheaddootcoom 3 месяца назад

Also once I worked on a small farm on Vashon Island and had to bail halfway through the summer it's one of the weirdest fuckin places you will never go.