Despite sitting here on Chemo with a not-so-bright future you still manage to crack me up Jimmy, as a single guy with 2 Pugs I can attest to at least 80% of this hilarious content. Keep up the great work Jimmy, you never fail to brighten my day.
The fact that this one is 9 mins long and the cat one was only 5mins tells you all you need to know about the differences between [the people who own] cats and dogs. Awesome as always, Jimmy :)
My dog passed away two years ago now and I still break down in tears sometimes because I miss her. Videos like this make me miss her. Bittersweet for sure.
There was a time and there was 2 types of dogs. They were either purebred or a mutt. Now there is no such thing as a mutt it's a labradoodle, schnoodle, dachsdane or so many other stupid names and instead of being a cheap "mutt" it's an expensive crossbreed.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Love the Mr Whippy moves Blaming the dog for your own farts 😅🐕🦺💨 Humping everything!!! Oh yeah, the dog dragging its arse on the carpet looking at you like what??! Thanks Jimmy! I’m still laughing at this one.😂😂😂😂😂 😅😅😅
Lol, so the reason dog parents all talk like that is because dogs actually respond better to humans talking in a “baby talk” way… we seem to know it instinctively, but studies have backed it up 🤪
I have working dogs ... I find the best approach is to whisper instructions, it forces them to pay attention, even when out in the paddock with a mob of sheep. It's all about the bond, not the tone. That said, a variety of tones is good too, keep em guessing !
Yet, you can talk to a cat like it's another person of similar intelligence to you and although they can't speak our language, their reaction ndicates that they've understood you
I once taught obedience training and in one class I had a sausage dog called Kransky and in a different class, I had a chihuahua called Taco. I still find those names amusing
When I was 16, moving in with bfs family who had a Chihuahua called Pedro - who raced inside for a contact stone, then getting paranoid & shaking uncontrollably 🤣
Love how Jimmy is laughing on the inside about the poop hanging out on a bit of grass because HE'S BEEN THERE AND KNOWS ITS TRUE! Sorry, I don't have kids, wont, so you just have to deal with my dog child talk! 😆
😂😂so true!!! Incredible that you can remember all the facts !! Mind boggling ! I looked after a Saint Bernard who was bigger than me ,and not trained well… it didn’t turn out too good . I hate it when people who complain about new parents posting lots of baby / toddler pics , get a dog and post millions of pics of their pooch , who looks the same in every photo 😂
Or right outside the bathroom door, whimpering like they'll never see you again ("exactly where am I going to go? I'm in the bathroom and you're at the only door in. Do you think it leads to Narnia or something?") 🤣🤣🤣😜
Directly after, on the day one lady returned from surgery, the dog immediately quit following her to the loo. Funny about that, the dog only went while she was unwell.
"waiting for the dog to poop at three am"... I haven't had that experience, but I have huddled at the back door at 7am on a winter's morn, whisper shrieking, "For heaven's sake, *pee* *faster* " And @6:07...realising the dog is the vacuum cleaner..I'm currently for the first time in many years, dogless, and it really hits home when I drop a piece of food and realise I don't have a crumb catcher!
Oh boy oh boy oh boy it’s dog owner time: You’ve certainly got most of it checked out Jimmy! The outside dog only thing is SO TRUE! And the “Dog is not allowed to go on the couch/in the living room/ on my bed” all of which have been in discussions between Mum & dad over our little 7-month old kelpie pup Bindi. Here’s some things that Jimmy missed that I happened to encounter on a day-to-day basis regarding dogs Spending $150 at Pet barn Having a full wardrobe of clothes specifically for the dog Spending the entire household budget that was supposed to be for groceries on the dog The dog climbing over the keyboard when your trying to use the keyboard The dog jumping on your bed when you’re trying to use the bed Being unable to get up to unload the dishwasher because the dog has jumped on the couch and every time you try to get up the dog bites you because it’s teething Having multiple games of tug of war with the dog over shoes, socks, ball, pants, sneakers etc. The list goes on! From the experience of living with a 7 month old Kelpie pup
Border Collie x Poodle is unfortunately known as a Borderpoo. Which sounds like either a practical joke at a state border or an international incident.
Letting the dog smell your hand before you pet it is letting the dog know through smell and sight, you are trying to engage with them and also helps to avoid being bitten as just touching the dog can give them a fright and they might bite or snap as an automatic reaction. It also helps you determine based on the dog's reaction and body language if it is safe for you to move on to petting the dog or if the dog does not want to be petted.
Oh Jimmy you forgot when the dog starts howling when they hear a siren, thus setting off ALL the other dogs in the neighbourhood. That is clearly my favourite. Not. (From a neighbour of 3 Ridge backs....)
Love your channel! and as always this video was SO spot on and absolutely hilarious!!! laughed till I cried!! also my parents just got a new puppy and her name is.....Rosie. yep. 🤣🤣🤣
4:44 - Just dropped 2 months mortgage repayments on a knee Re-co for my 6yo 26kg female Mastiff/Ridgeback. Happy she is recovering fast but the surgery hurt me in the pocket more! And yet… WORTH EVERY PENNY!!!
100% my chi chi cries very loudly when she cannot decide where to hide her treat - like announce to the world you are trying to hide something and spend more time hiding/finding it over and over then eating it. My dog also worked out the code was to call her ‘she’ when we didn’t want her to hear her name.
i just looked at your about me it said u were jimmy giggle wow i think the reason i couldnt tell is cuz how much u have changed since when i was watching it
Brilliant you’ve thought of everything… my favourite -taking the dog outside to do a wee, waiting for 20 mins, giving up, taking it back inside and then it instantly does a wee on the carpet !!
Watch this while I sit out in the backyard hoping my dog will either puke or poop out whatever random thing he's eaten today BC I can't afford a visit to a vet! Still a good laugh and tooooo relatable!
Except those bloody $10 balls sink! Watching the dog run off to the creek for a cool down with the ball in its mouth on a hot summer's day is like watching the odds on favourite come last at a country track meet.
Love this Jimmy - Spot on!!! You did forget, "Calling your kids the dog's name" 🤣 I do that ALL THE TIME 😁 I have kids and a Cavoodle and it really annoys me when people compare their dogs to kids, "NO! It's NOT the same, wait until you have kids or you look after a kid for a few hours!" ... At least my dog doesn't have a 'DOG NAME' 😉 BTW She got excited when you said, "walk, lead, bird, car" - Now I suppose I have to take her for a W because of those puppy eyes" 😂
So true!! My dog had an accident at the park and ended in a cut on her head that swelled up, so I took her to the vet, option 1, just leave it alone + antibiotic = $180, option 2, sedation, butterfly clips which probably won’t hold + antibiotic $240, option 3, full anaesthetic 2 stitches + antibiotic $900. Chose option 1, can’t even see a scar. Ridiculous!!!!!
Magical fibres that cover everything you own. Dog hair becoming another condiment in everything you eat. Asking how a pomsky exists? 😅😂❤😊super clever Jimmy. 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
I must have a broken dog then. She's an Akita x Aussie Shepard, she never barks, doesn't jump up, the only thing she is scared of is shouting and storms. :)
Trying to get the dog to not eat your arm off while watching a Jimmy Rees POV your a dog owner video😂😂😂. Do wees Bindi. Do poos Bindi😂😂. Outside dog my arse she's crate trained. You nailed it yet again. A kelpiepoo🤪
I had an outside dog as a kid & this cracked my up SO hard!! When I say we used & spelled out literally every possibility for walk because that pooch was too dang smart 😅 also really glad our dad was a tennis coach & our dog just got the old tennis balls… he never ran out hahahahaha
Pretty damn accurate you just forgot - Having 17 nicknames for your dog. Name: Saffron (not a typical dog name) Nicknames : Saf, Saffie, Safs, Safsie, Saffie Daffy, Saffaroo, Saffa-doodle, Snaffron, Snaffy, Saffie Mc Saf-face, Sniffy Snaffy, Safsaf, Blondie Bear, Banana dog, Yogurt head, Lil pooper, Cat Dog. Also letting the dog lick all the plates because "It's going in the dishwasher"
7:28 Yeah, that does not work for one of my dogs. She chews through every cheap ball and has to get the dog ball toys suited for the large dogs as she is a large StBermastiff (for those who are like “huh?” It is just a cross breed that people have no idea of because she is not a common cross breed).
I hate those dog owners who think it's cute their dog loves to jump up on RANDOM PEOPLE/STRANGERS & when you don't like it they get offended & use their MMA or Brazilian Jujitsu lessons on you for "disrespecting their dog".... Oh & those pet owners who think it's funny when their dog jumps up & sticks its front paws in the testies of a man who is just passing-by or walking out of the cafe or walking past the car they just took the dog out of & when you don't like it they accuse you of "over-reacting" or patronizing you that their dog likes you & they're actually quite friendly..... I DON'T CARE DOG OWNERS, I am sick of your dogs jumping on me, I don't like it, I don't care about your fawning-worship over your dog, I'm sick & tired if you jogging off-leash with your dog & it jumps on every random passer-by like they're a sheep on a farm.... I'm sick of dog owners & sick of their dogs & sick of you doing Brazilian Jujitsu just to use on bashing people up who don't like your dog jumping on them & somehow feeling like you're "threatened" into a right of self-defence & try to choke me out for swearing at your dog for jumping on me as you jog past and pushing me off the footpath & into oncoming traffic.... This is why people in Western Sydney carry knives, to defend themselves against narcissistic BJJ membership waiving dog owners.
My landlord lives above us and every weekend, both days, they leave their POS dog to bark at home for HOURS. I feckin hate this animal and it's not even its fault! 6 straight hours nonstop, 2 days in a row out of every 7, for 3 years so far. CLUUUUUUUUUUCK me. Can't say anything because he's the landlord. Can't move because rents in my city have increased by over $1k a month and I can't pay that. >:(
😂Yes, there is a ‘stafoodle’ (named Rosie) at my local dog park. And the person loudly tells everyone it’s a purebred ‘stafoodle’. Apparently it’s a poodle x cavalier spaniel x staffy. Interestingly, the stafoodler believes my schnauzers are “dashounds” and that Buttercup isn’t a dog name… Love the vid. So accurate! Except that there was never any doubt that my schnauzers would sleep on my bed, sit on the couch and only venture outside for W A L K I E S.
Go to the local tennis club and walk around the fence and collect FREE tennis balls…….and what is a puppy school?????? 4 dogs later noooooo puppy school…..and free tennis balls……
Dogs eating poo... So typical! The most adorable dog I ever met, not mine, was a cat's litterbox raider. Apparently cat poo is delicious, not that I'm interested in trying it 🤢🤮😂
Some point in the first few minutes all the dog owners understood that you were new to this, and had realised what ownership entailed. We also selectively cherrypicked the bits to laugh at so we weren’t totally ridiculing ourselves 😂🤣😁👍
Me and my family have an Akita and I just started laughing about people using a predictable dog name and then the if you have a sausage dog and using the weirdest name and then I realizing we're like the people with that sausage dogs and our dog has a weirdly unique name like stöya
