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@1classikai
@1classikai 4 года назад
“I am the security system.” Raw power
@sirpeterbaum4695
@sirpeterbaum4695 4 года назад
*se security system
@dragonslayer3631
@dragonslayer3631 4 года назад
UNLIMITED POWERRRRR!
@louiswj295
@louiswj295 4 года назад
"I am ZE security system'
@Tizzy_Rose
@Tizzy_Rose 4 года назад
Kaila Y *RAW POWER*
@applebug20
@applebug20 4 года назад
Lol XD right on!
@nehb1332
@nehb1332 3 года назад
"And they say philosophy is a useless major." Never underestimate philosophers. Even when they're dead. Especially when they're dead
@corranaven7425
@corranaven7425 3 года назад
Schrodinger must be rolling in his grave. Or he might not be
@Wyndser
@Wyndser 3 года назад
@@corranaven7425 Lol nice
@Spacedoubt7
@Spacedoubt7 3 года назад
8th grade philosophy major. Only one in the city!
@J.Blazer
@J.Blazer 3 года назад
@@Spacedoubt7 uh
@hoppingh907
@hoppingh907 3 года назад
He is so smart, he even new Whitney’s name before he was even brought up
@subjecterino8848
@subjecterino8848 4 года назад
This security guy's IQ is so elevated, he even knew that the woman's name was Whitney without anyone ever mentioning it
@shuaitailai1119
@shuaitailai1119 3 года назад
same for jeremy i think nope nvm
@HueYing
@HueYing 3 года назад
WoooooooooW
@yuralgonnadi7964
@yuralgonnadi7964 3 года назад
He probably could see and hear through the cameras
@jiaweiye9489
@jiaweiye9489 3 года назад
It was simple you just take the type of shoes multiply it by how old it is check the color of the hair divide it by the number of protons in a wonton then subtract by the number of neutrons in a notebook. And boom the name in mandarin.
@jaypavia24
@jaypavia24 3 года назад
950th like
@preasidium13
@preasidium13 4 года назад
You know you need to take a man seriously when he’s just casually reading Kant
@skyfallprime7977
@skyfallprime7977 4 года назад
Is Kant something classical that everyone should know or is it an inside joke?
@robinhowat826
@robinhowat826 4 года назад
@@skyfallprime7977 he's an ancient philosopher
@cosmotes
@cosmotes 4 года назад
@@robinhowat826 Not really ancient
@preasidium13
@preasidium13 4 года назад
Arvid Rorvall Kant is a German philosopher notorious for his long winded, difficult reads. Even people who like Kant hate reading Kant.
@alexanderjohnson3014
@alexanderjohnson3014 4 года назад
@@preasidium13 Out of curiosity, you mean Immanuel Kant right? I'm not familiar with any modern german philosophers with the name Kant other than Immanuel himself. I've never heard him Arvid Rovall Kant either.
@rez188
@rez188 8 лет назад
"and they say philosophy is a useless major"
@PhantoMace2012
@PhantoMace2012 7 лет назад
Funny cuz thats the major im starting right now!
@juliusgreen9179
@juliusgreen9179 7 лет назад
PhantoMace2012 poor soul
@Lone_Rocket
@Lone_Rocket 7 лет назад
PhantoMace2012 Are you majoring in any thing else?
@manavighosh4344
@manavighosh4344 5 лет назад
Zey*
@isiaharellano3789
@isiaharellano3789 5 лет назад
Majoring in philosophy is a cowards way out
@makcarolin
@makcarolin 4 года назад
Jeremy: “but I’m a gentle loving person.” (Is currently robbing a bank )
@ssach7
@ssach7 4 года назад
Maybe they can have different moral systems
@australianword3812
@australianword3812 4 года назад
Well he's not hurting the people. He's hurting the bank owners
@rbanerjee605
@rbanerjee605 4 года назад
Mak Carolin immoral gentle loving person...
@No-vu7pc
@No-vu7pc 4 года назад
@@australianword3812 Bank owners are people though.
@TheGreatArloMan
@TheGreatArloMan 4 года назад
@@No-vu7pc Bank Owners are people who are greedy- That money is definitely insured and honestly, this is probably the best outcome for both parties (thieves and bank)
@chucklesdeclown8819
@chucklesdeclown8819 4 года назад
i love how the plilosopher thought about what Jeremy said for a second as if he had some sort of a point.
@kidpen
@kidpen 3 года назад
He did honestly!
@laurenphillips8746
@laurenphillips8746 3 года назад
I know, right!!!🤣 Sooo true!!!🤣😂
@Keyce0013
@Keyce0013 3 года назад
It looked to me more like he was trying to analyze what the man was saying before coming up with a counterargument.
@cybersketcher1130
@cybersketcher1130 3 года назад
The soldiers only kill as a means to an end.
@rgfs8881
@rgfs8881 3 года назад
@@cybersketcher1130 Arguably so do thieves, they have a goal and tend to only kill due to percieved resistance or other factors.
@michaeljohnaragon9316
@michaeljohnaragon9316 4 года назад
”This is why everyone hates moral philosophers” - the good place
@sabrinatheteenagewitch9282
@sabrinatheteenagewitch9282 4 года назад
Yess
@syph3r_63
@syph3r_63 4 года назад
I wonder if this guy would’ve gotten along with Chidi
@Riegerts7
@Riegerts7 4 года назад
Uessssssssdsszss. But Chidi would get a stumic ace
@thomastakesatollforthedark2231
@thomastakesatollforthedark2231 3 года назад
@@syph3r_63 eh, Chidi actually wants to help people
@whata-day7092
@whata-day7092 3 года назад
@@thomastakesatollforthedark2231 This guy is far to manipulative to get along with Chidi
@oriannali124
@oriannali124 6 лет назад
Jason: "You're the biggest liar I know!" Matt: "Oh, Whitney, he's called you fat"
@stanleyjiang2244
@stanleyjiang2244 3 года назад
@@justinyou5343 what do you mean?
@ethanallred2543
@ethanallred2543 3 года назад
@@stanleyjiang2244 Someone probably deleted their comment.
@thegamingknight642
@thegamingknight642 3 года назад
I mean Matt's right in that accusation either way you take it.
@heathertoomey7068
@heathertoomey7068 3 года назад
My fav
@ammoncreager6019
@ammoncreager6019 2 года назад
I died laughing at that part.🤣
@evanhancock8787
@evanhancock8787 10 лет назад
"Ohh...Whitney, he's called you fat!"
@saraabigail2958
@saraabigail2958 6 лет назад
I died when he said that!!😂😂
@SofaPop.
@SofaPop. 5 лет назад
I read it as he said it
@guacamole9094
@guacamole9094 5 лет назад
2019
@flargarbason1740
@flargarbason1740 5 лет назад
I didn’t get it at first
@souppppuddle3824
@souppppuddle3824 5 лет назад
How the frick does this philosopher know Whitney’s fricking name?!
@eternally426
@eternally426 4 года назад
“You’re forgetting about the moral theory of -*Stungun noises*” My favorite theory
@trashmankev7814
@trashmankev7814 4 года назад
Indeed
@SuperT417
@SuperT417 4 года назад
@@trashmankev7814 2 out of 3 ain't bad
@owencarroll2795
@owencarroll2795 4 года назад
ITS A TASER
@AustinJASMR
@AustinJASMR 3 года назад
I honestly read it as *Shotgun noises*
@TheCStrike2
@TheCStrike2 3 года назад
@@AustinJASMR omg me too hahaha. I even rewatched it to make sure I wasn’t crazy
@kennethmoses4900
@kennethmoses4900 4 года назад
Why is no one talking about the “feel free to cry”? Best line.
@OrionoftheStar
@OrionoftheStar 4 года назад
For not talking about it, you all should feel very badly about yourselves.
@brogrammerplus7683
@brogrammerplus7683 4 года назад
Kenneth Moses Ostrich from family: Ha! Ha!
@chunkyegg8472
@chunkyegg8472 4 года назад
no it’s oh whitney he’s calling you fat
@craftyeunoia
@craftyeunoia 4 года назад
Qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm1234567890-_:;()@%"&*#,?!'EvievonboeLADE
@luna-bb8vv
@luna-bb8vv 4 года назад
It was mediocre
@sydyes6145
@sydyes6145 8 лет назад
"But what if it's Grandma's gold?"
@nathanandrews6631
@nathanandrews6631 8 лет назад
"Listen, stop trying to confuse us, we are taking this gold"
@topdeck2245
@topdeck2245 8 лет назад
+Panda Sloth Fine, but i wonder if your colleague thinks he deserves whatever he can take. Including your share of the gold. Food for thought.
@sydneyjezik236
@sydneyjezik236 8 лет назад
+Samz Cannons But you - you pinky promised.
@saaniaz
@saaniaz 8 лет назад
+Sydney Jezik Ah, well sound the alarm. Professional thieves are always known for keeping their pinkie promises
@saaniaz
@saaniaz 8 лет назад
+Nice Shadow not
@LordQueezle
@LordQueezle 8 лет назад
"Uh you are forgetting the moral theory of..." *zap* xD best part!
@nathanielb.2561
@nathanielb.2561 5 лет назад
Feel free to cry.
@comfybox
@comfybox 5 лет назад
@@nathanielb.2561 2:15 okay, i will.
@pooferrsure2184
@pooferrsure2184 4 года назад
Lol
@aguywholikesmilitary5394
@aguywholikesmilitary5394 4 года назад
"Eh, two out of three's not bad." *(Continues to read)*
@ninja-ginger1973
@ninja-ginger1973 19 дней назад
How would he get 3 out of 3? , he would need the last two to take each other out simultaneously
@1AmGroot
@1AmGroot 4 года назад
"Ehh, 2 out of 3 is not bad..."
@scammbledeggs2707
@scammbledeggs2707 4 года назад
You can't always convince them all. Some people are just too closed minded.
@boitata2617
@boitata2617 3 года назад
@@scammbledeggs2707 he convinced them all, to take each other out, but not themselves, so one was bound to remain
@scammbledeggs2707
@scammbledeggs2707 3 года назад
@@boitata2617 he could have convinced the last person to commit suicide or turn themselves in.
@loganmatthews3672
@loganmatthews3672 4 дня назад
I quote this all the time
@eliseclark1299
@eliseclark1299 4 года назад
“...and our pinkies don’t mean anything anymore!” every 6 year olds nightmare 😂
@hiromilock9269
@hiromilock9269 3 года назад
You know guys, I'm not so sure about that...
@Haundo
@Haundo 3 года назад
Lol
@JonathanKAKE
@JonathanKAKE 3 года назад
it's cooties. that's their worst nightmare.
@manuvirajkhare
@manuvirajkhare 3 года назад
You forgot the Yakuza.
@night-x6793
@night-x6793 3 года назад
You pick my untrustworthy pinkie to make a deal with me.
@herbivorethecarnivore8447
@herbivorethecarnivore8447 8 лет назад
Moral of the story: Anybody with a mustache is good at Philosophy.
@semfordyg9180
@semfordyg9180 8 лет назад
I am growing one
@bookie5428
@bookie5428 8 лет назад
So is Jeremy good at philosophy
@coralroper6876
@coralroper6876 8 лет назад
And a German accent
@base330films9
@base330films9 7 лет назад
+Natalie Peterson that's pretty cool
@owos100
@owos100 7 лет назад
+Nat Really? That's actually really awesome.
@theoreticalbear3806
@theoreticalbear3806 8 лет назад
Banks no longer need million-dollar security systems, they just need Matt and a lifetime supply of books.
@bellavlad9802
@bellavlad9802 8 лет назад
and sandwiches
@javierlim4873
@javierlim4873 8 лет назад
(And shield from flying soccer balls)
@smingjr
@smingjr 8 лет назад
+Blue Headphones haha I get it
@Willy-nu3oc
@Willy-nu3oc 8 лет назад
and a taser gun
@owos100
@owos100 7 лет назад
Sorry, won't work. I've already hired him as my personal security guard :)
@feliciachiddix5520
@feliciachiddix5520 3 года назад
"Jason, if you are still confused at this point, you are your own enemy, and nothing worthy of value exists in your cognition."
@craftimeart6651
@craftimeart6651 3 года назад
My cognition guys!!!
@zayahaglund8984
@zayahaglund8984 3 года назад
Feel free to cry
@vardiganxpl1698
@vardiganxpl1698 Год назад
I love how Matt basically said to Jason that he is worthless and should cry
@Arbaaltheundefeated
@Arbaaltheundefeated Год назад
And yet Jason was the best of the three. So open to criticism and changing his position based on new information. Though, also somewhat gullible it must be said.
@xxdagrimreaperxx5803
@xxdagrimreaperxx5803 Год назад
Just casually breaks a man
@JennyG.COW5
@JennyG.COW5 4 года назад
Love the lines: "My Cognition guys!" & "Pinkies don't work anymore Jeremy!" & "And they say Philosophy is a useless Major." Very Creative Sketch! 😁👍
@leonardocarrillo865
@leonardocarrillo865 4 года назад
Literally when I started reading he said the first one
@TikiDragon1
@TikiDragon1 4 года назад
The Good Place taught me that moral philosophy is pretty awesome.
@desaster903
@desaster903 4 года назад
“Ohhh Whitney, he called you fat!!”
@leonardopaulsen2116
@leonardopaulsen2116 4 года назад
You are forgetting about the moral theory of... THE TASER
@commenterjosh2428
@commenterjosh2428 2 года назад
The first one's my favorite MY COGNITION, GUYS!
@valloarukaevu2846
@valloarukaevu2846 8 лет назад
That accent is the best thing ever.
@caitlynruffin5413
@caitlynruffin5413 7 лет назад
Agreed
@stimothyj
@stimothyj 7 лет назад
That's one of the things that makes it so funny.
@valloarukaevu2846
@valloarukaevu2846 7 лет назад
Timothy Stone exactly
@craignicholls5711
@craignicholls5711 7 лет назад
True dat!
@noirmeitte
@noirmeitte 4 года назад
It is a german accent? Ja?
@zachkelly1847
@zachkelly1847 8 лет назад
How much does this security system cost?
@bakh554321
@bakh554321 8 лет назад
+zach kelly 25 Dollars an hour
@PeregrineX7
@PeregrineX7 8 лет назад
+zach kelly Depends on how much value you yourself place on Philosophical security and the value of human consciousness.
@arielgracianodidimustanto65
@arielgracianodidimustanto65 8 лет назад
minimum wage - tax
@CodeTriangle
@CodeTriangle 8 лет назад
A lifetime supply of books.
@codylamify
@codylamify 8 лет назад
a small collage loan of a million dollar
@sunocoburrito
@sunocoburrito 4 года назад
the MAN, the MYTH, the PHILOSOPHER- SCOTT STERLINGGGGG
@u.v.s.5583
@u.v.s.5583 3 года назад
Still the same old goalkeeper, just a different door.
@commenterjosh2428
@commenterjosh2428 2 года назад
@@u.v.s.5583 Now with less soccer balls!
@commenterjosh2428
@commenterjosh2428 2 года назад
He retired from ball sports to focus on philosophy so that he wouldn't get hit in the face with any more balls.
@tsnap4
@tsnap4 2 года назад
All those blows to the head did him some good...
@commenterjosh2428
@commenterjosh2428 2 года назад
@@tsnap4 Y E S
@scammbledeggs2707
@scammbledeggs2707 4 года назад
Being able to mold others beliefs is more powerful than any weapon, person or idea.
@tolkienlover7881
@tolkienlover7881 3 года назад
@@catoams or a TASER
@rose_sylveon5675
@rose_sylveon5675 3 года назад
Beliefs can change very quickly when held at gunpoint
@alexanderharrison3912
@alexanderharrison3912 3 года назад
@@rose_sylveon5675 Not if the belief is worth enough to die for.
@maryamm8379
@maryamm8379 3 года назад
@@alexanderharrison3912 yeah people can lie to survive a gun shot, but it can’t really do much compared to Persuasion
@alexanderharrison3912
@alexanderharrison3912 3 года назад
@@maryamm8379 Sorry, can you clarify? Your grammar is a bit spotty.
@hiddensoundtest1444
@hiddensoundtest1444 6 лет назад
"I'm a gentle, loving guy" Says the robber holding a gun.
@chloeedmund4350
@chloeedmund4350 3 года назад
And brought up soldiers as an example of how they could trust each other while lying to other people. How do we know that he wasn't lying?
@TerminatorGundam300
@TerminatorGundam300 2 года назад
He's trying to steal grandma's gold!!!!!
@oliviamaloy5581
@oliviamaloy5581 8 лет назад
That amazing feeling when you find older studio c episodes that you haven't seen before
@caitlynruffin5413
@caitlynruffin5413 7 лет назад
Same
@zerlok8323
@zerlok8323 7 лет назад
mastersleib "how the did" 😂
@sandrarowe1516
@sandrarowe1516 7 лет назад
Me too! I don't know how I never saw this one before.
@sam.....
@sam..... 6 лет назад
Olivia Maloy ikr
@markusproductions2388
@markusproductions2388 6 лет назад
Olivia Maloy so true
@uwucatzz3225
@uwucatzz3225 4 года назад
Matt’s face when Jeremy starts being philosophical too tho 😂
@kaylinlugo2347
@kaylinlugo2347 4 года назад
3:04 Matt is like, “Seems like a have a challenger...” 😂
@Sa3Dushh
@Sa3Dushh 4 года назад
His reaction is the best 😂
@desaster903
@desaster903 4 года назад
“What your colleague has just proposed, Jason, would sow the seeds for the destruction of WESTERN CIVILIZATION.”
@JoahTheThread5ive
@JoahTheThread5ive 4 года назад
@@desaster903 colleague
@desaster903
@desaster903 4 года назад
@@JoahTheThread5ive Thanks!
@kingkazma5937
@kingkazma5937 3 года назад
Didn't last very long though
@TheNBAFANaddict
@TheNBAFANaddict 10 лет назад
"MY COGNITION, GUYS!!" This line slayed me!
@mrmooshroomcow1452
@mrmooshroomcow1452 8 лет назад
Lol
@chrissyjoy08
@chrissyjoy08 6 лет назад
The way he delivered that line was definitely priceless!
@okbutmydogscomefirst2818
@okbutmydogscomefirst2818 5 лет назад
When I heard it, I had to look up the definition of cognition XD
@ksporty15
@ksporty15 5 лет назад
I read it he said it
@noelklick2806
@noelklick2806 4 года назад
I heard it as you said it
@v10l3nt6
@v10l3nt6 7 лет назад
Matt actually took a degree in Philosophy and made this sketch so he could say those lines "And they say Philosophy's a useless major"
@TheKaiticat
@TheKaiticat 7 лет назад
Actually, his major was in psychology.
@Spirantizer
@Spirantizer 4 года назад
What do you do with a degree in philosophy? Something else.
@ChallengeMister14
@ChallengeMister14 4 года назад
As I read the last part that’s exactly when Matt said that.
@jackbarman7063
@jackbarman7063 9 месяцев назад
@@Spirantizer unironically, there are a lot of transferable skills from philosophy to other disciplines. It gives a good foundation for thinking and reasoning that are useful elsewhere, such as science and law.
@swiggingswag4193
@swiggingswag4193 4 года назад
Jeremy gives an explanation that makes sense. Mat: Do I smell defiance?!
@elisa9992
@elisa9992 2 года назад
I mean it makes sense but matt was totally right, if everyone thought like that civilization would fall
@outlawjoe5447
@outlawjoe5447 Год назад
@@elisa9992 not true, we already have different moralities for different groups of people, he explained so- Matt didn’t even address what he said tbh
@thebudderblock2149
@thebudderblock2149 Год назад
"I smell someone in need of lesson."
@mikegillettify
@mikegillettify Год назад
@@outlawjoe5447 for sure we assign different morality codes for different groups and that keeps specific groups trusting each other, but the fact that there are different codes for different people shows the break down in society on a larger level, so Matt’s rebuttal to Jeremy wasn’t entirely wrong, even if there are certain codes we live by to specific groups. Thoughts?
@firstcedric8129
@firstcedric8129 Год назад
@@mikegillettify morality is nothing that is permanently, morality changes with time. this day some may find it acceptable to kill humans for some reasons, others not. maybe some time every human will never accept that killing humans is right, therefore morality changed. i would even argue that since globalisation and the process of speaking with nearly everyone one the planet, brought morality concepts closer. i would even argue that by 200 years, give or take, the morality on this planet would be nearly unified.
@Logan-qi4nx
@Logan-qi4nx 5 лет назад
"You're forgetting the moral theory of-" *Zap* "MIGHT MAKES RIGHT!"
@GodActio
@GodActio 4 года назад
Aka, Kratocracy!
@howlingdin9332
@howlingdin9332 4 года назад
Retaliatory force; defense of oneself and one's property.
@Keyce0013
@Keyce0013 3 года назад
So he first tells the bank robbers that might does not make right, and then goes to show that might makes right.
@Zapperr459
@Zapperr459 8 лет назад
*Tases Withney* "Eh, 2 out of 3 is not bad" Nice one
@heidixoxo9326
@heidixoxo9326 7 лет назад
Who's Withney
@teejay8020
@teejay8020 6 лет назад
*Whitney* is the girl in this sketch
@JP-rf8rr
@JP-rf8rr 6 лет назад
Not a passing grade
@EnigmasExpeditions
@EnigmasExpeditions 8 лет назад
"and our pinkies dont mean anything" XD XD
@joshcoyle2111
@joshcoyle2111 8 лет назад
Lol
@SephDark18
@SephDark18 5 лет назад
Wasn’t it that if you broke your pinkie promise your pinkie would get cut off or something in the older days?
@calatwork7308
@calatwork7308 5 лет назад
I saw pickles at first sight.
@kys767
@kys767 4 года назад
Dont say xd
@ob2kenobi388
@ob2kenobi388 4 года назад
"I thought there'd be a security system" "I AM the security system!" "Not yet." ... "You're forgetting about the moral theory of-"-taser-"-UNLIMITED POWER!!!"
@trashmankev7814
@trashmankev7814 4 года назад
Ah yes
@kennethmoses4900
@kennethmoses4900 4 года назад
It’s treason then
@ob2kenobi388
@ob2kenobi388 4 года назад
@@kennethmoses4900 (Flies through the air)AOGFEERKVDSHDSASGK
@amarastewart9360
@amarastewart9360 5 лет назад
"My cognition, guys!"
@supercb3b460
@supercb3b460 4 года назад
I felt that
@giftofaJOYfulLIFE
@giftofaJOYfulLIFE 9 лет назад
***** Please do another practical philosopher!
@Dragon1813
@Dragon1813 9 лет назад
giftofaJOYfulLIFE Yes, please do!
@dbzmaster1213
@dbzmaster1213 8 лет назад
+giftofaJOYfulLIFE DO IT!!!!
@SkyeTsow
@SkyeTsow 8 лет назад
100th Like!
@a.r.mproductions5616
@a.r.mproductions5616 8 лет назад
Do it with congress or something
@landynmann5883
@landynmann5883 7 лет назад
332 like
@CherryStudios2
@CherryStudios2 7 лет назад
"Oh, Whitney, he's called you fat." LOL!! Wait, how did he know her name? :P
@joelshewmaker3567
@joelshewmaker3567 7 лет назад
Cherry If you get high enough into philosophy, I'm sure they teach you how to read minds. :p
@horizonpenblade1288
@horizonpenblade1288 5 лет назад
*Joel Shewmaker* that or he's the Doctor.
@timkarlsson2921
@timkarlsson2921 4 года назад
he is a philosopher, it is a part of his job.
@zaggernut5054
@zaggernut5054 4 года назад
how does anyone know anyone's name? what is a name
@panda4247
@panda4247 4 года назад
Hey vsauce, zeggernut here
@Hsjfiwbrbffbabs
@Hsjfiwbrbffbabs 4 года назад
I wonder how long he was in there. “Whitney, he’s called you fat.” -Ze Security System
@rafaelcastor2089
@rafaelcastor2089 4 года назад
"The biggest liar i ever saw" "Ooooh, Whitney... he called you fat." LMAO
@JamesLandon
@JamesLandon 8 лет назад
Matt: "And zey say zat philosophy is a useless major."
@golem8837
@golem8837 6 лет назад
James Landon lol
@larryhiemer8297
@larryhiemer8297 6 лет назад
I heard the video sayin this at the same time i read it
@abbeybirch9235
@abbeybirch9235 6 лет назад
Well philosophy’s not bad
@ikim4983
@ikim4983 6 лет назад
3:56 "Yeah!" -one guy in the back
@alexrance3701
@alexrance3701 6 лет назад
ikim4983 is that you
@abidillon3046
@abidillon3046 8 лет назад
This is the last Studio C you're going to watch, and then you will work on your schoolwork, got it, self? THIS IS THE LAST ONE!!!
@ominousbliss6386
@ominousbliss6386 8 лет назад
+Abi Dillon wow how did you know i needed to do ma hw? lol
@umber6937
@umber6937 8 лет назад
+Abi Dillon Welp, now I have to. Thanks.
@abidillon3046
@abidillon3046 8 лет назад
Nevermind; I could do this all day.
@random_person2369
@random_person2369 8 лет назад
+Abi Dillon I.... can't... the pull is too strong... must... keep going Just one more video
@edwardtoh
@edwardtoh 8 лет назад
+Abi Dillon HAHAHA thanks! I'll do as you say!
@TheHalfblood.Studios
@TheHalfblood.Studios 4 года назад
Holy heck the outro song almost made me cry, the nostalgia is real...I can't believe this video is 7 years old!
@laynethompson8986
@laynethompson8986 3 года назад
Another demigod??
@TheHalfblood.Studios
@TheHalfblood.Studios 3 года назад
@@laynethompson8986 Why yes, hello there!
@laynethompson8986
@laynethompson8986 3 года назад
@@TheHalfblood.Studios :D
@izzye3874
@izzye3874 3 года назад
I'll I was 5 when this was made!!!!! DANG!
@charlesbradshaw205
@charlesbradshaw205 2 года назад
This guy is the reason no one has broken into Area 51
@u.v.s.5583
@u.v.s.5583 Год назад
The christian moral philosophy teaches that even thinking of breaking into Area 51 makes your cognition contain nothing of value whatsoever.
@benjamincoyle5316
@benjamincoyle5316 6 лет назад
I totally want to see this in a D&D game. "I am ze security system."
@corymoon2439
@corymoon2439 3 года назад
So NPC with a huge charisma modifier? Or DM just fudging rolls to push the story that they wanted to. Either way it'd be highly entertaining.
@izzye3874
@izzye3874 3 года назад
A D&D game with Matt trying to convince our teams to go against each other would be AWESOME!!! Great idea!
@dynamicworlds1
@dynamicworlds1 2 года назад
I would like to direct you to the beguiler class. You're welcome.
@YaBoiNicho
@YaBoiNicho 2 года назад
I'm playing a character who basically is a mix of the eloquence bard and scribe wizard.
@u.v.s.5583
@u.v.s.5583 Год назад
Roll the dice. 1-20 points: You cry out MY COGNITION GUYS and drop dead from regret.
@theassassin6261
@theassassin6261 8 лет назад
"Jason if you are still confused at this point you are your own enemy and there is nothing of worth in your cognition." That's seems meme worthy, maybe just shorten it to "if you are still confused at this point then you are your own enemy and there is nothing of worth in your cognition," that'd actually be good for a calculus teach to put on there wall, to get the students in the mood of calculus. Food for thought.
@Codex_0613
@Codex_0613 7 лет назад
MY WHOLE LIFE IS CRUMBLING BEFORE MY EYES!
@MummeMaster
@MummeMaster 7 лет назад
TheAssassin what you have just proposed will so the seeds for the destruction of Western Civilization!
@caseywellington4761
@caseywellington4761 7 лет назад
"MY COGNITION, GUYS!!!"
@cragalanche1672
@cragalanche1672 7 лет назад
Ah 2 out of 3 is not bad.
@denhsoka
@denhsoka 6 лет назад
TheAssassin, you didn't make it shorter and u just removed Jason
@Inderastein
@Inderastein 4 года назад
In conclusion: He just wanted to roast everyone
@izzye3874
@izzye3874 3 года назад
Yes, yes he did. And he succeeded!
@izzye3874
@izzye3874 3 года назад
Philosophy can do so much!
@diemenschen8339
@diemenschen8339 2 года назад
Still sounds like Nietzsche philosophy.
@randomhuman3134
@randomhuman3134 4 года назад
“Uh Oh, Whitney he just called you fat” double lol
@stormyphillips251
@stormyphillips251 6 лет назад
"MY COGNITION, GUYS." I love Jason.
@taylorfields9200
@taylorfields9200 9 лет назад
"But you are forgetting about the moral theory of umm." *zaps her with stun gun* "eh two out of three's not bad." This is wonderful somebody give these people... something, I don't have any cookies so they should just take laughs, or something that I can give.
@xxcubingprodigyxx5357
@xxcubingprodigyxx5357 6 лет назад
50th like
@jonahlange7898
@jonahlange7898 Год назад
"MY COGNITION GUYS!" 😂😂😂
@coltondavis9125
@coltondavis9125 4 года назад
I love how they walk in there as friends and in 2 and 1/2 minutes, he's able to turn them against each other.
@warden-1894
@warden-1894 3 года назад
And they say Philosophy’s a useless major!
@josephharoldsen5719
@josephharoldsen5719 9 лет назад
I've got a friend at church who is a Philosophy professor but was a police officer for 30 years before getting his PhD. I would totally watch a show centered around a police officer using this sort of technique on his daily beat :D you guys definitely need to do more skits with this character. He could disrupt a drug deal, stop a purse-snatcher, or neutralize a hit man ^__^
@diegoruiz2186
@diegoruiz2186 7 лет назад
Joseph Haroldsen There's a show on PBS called Father Brown featuring a sleuthing priest who rather than uses deduction to solve mysteries uses history, philosophy and psychology. He's not a cop but close enough. 😂
@blakan3
@blakan3 5 лет назад
: O Then, the philosophical policeman finds a philosophical thief who also did his heists with phylosophy alon.
@michellebaljeu3410
@michellebaljeu3410 5 лет назад
I would say that the mentalist comes close or Criminal minds, both look at the psychological side of crime
@Thevampireprincess61
@Thevampireprincess61 5 лет назад
There is its called Sherlock lol
@dan-3268
@dan-3268 4 года назад
@@Thevampireprincess61 except that Sherlock doesn't really use philosophy
@martagalindo9399
@martagalindo9399 9 лет назад
Lol I love Matt's accent XD
@martagalindo9399
@martagalindo9399 8 лет назад
***** MUWAHAHAHA! Jk XD
@abigailkuntz3158
@abigailkuntz3158 8 лет назад
+Adele Zoe True that :)
@ragspoling5315
@ragspoling5315 8 лет назад
I love Matt
@gracelalala5524
@gracelalala5524 8 лет назад
+Raegan Poling same
@zachkelly1847
@zachkelly1847 8 лет назад
Matt? You mean SCOTT STERLING!
@zaahidapatel1362
@zaahidapatel1362 2 года назад
I miss these guys .... they were an amazing team .
@lordbuss
@lordbuss 4 месяца назад
3:40 The greatest tool of any philosopher - the baseless negative accusation.
@joytodd1151
@joytodd1151 9 лет назад
" But what if it's Grandma's gold" " We just found out that we can't trust each other because we're theives and that our pinkies don't mean anything anymore Jeremy" " Oooohhhhh my cognition guys!" I love these! :)
@SaltyBacon2321
@SaltyBacon2321 9 лет назад
And my pinkie does not mean any thing! :( Lol.
@henrywarmoth1792
@henrywarmoth1792 8 лет назад
I think the only thing that could have made this video better would have been if Matt never stood up from his chair. Then he would single-handedly stopped the bank robbery, all while comfortably sitting in his chair, reading his book. Getting up and walking around forces him to do more physical acting, which isn't really necessary. The dialogue alone is strong enough to make it great even if he never moves. Just my thoughts, you probably disagree, everyone is entitled to their own opinion. I hope they make more of the practical philosopher, he's one of my favorites of their characters.
@jacobc9221
@jacobc9221 5 лет назад
If he didn't have to get up, he could read all his lines from the book.
@toatahu2003
@toatahu2003 4 года назад
Yeah, that would have been better... Constructive criticism is always great.
@LuizAlexPhoenix
@LuizAlexPhoenix 4 года назад
Food for thought
@horizonpenblade1288
@horizonpenblade1288 4 года назад
Yeah, but the moving around makes the visuals more interesting/dynamic
@Zonorheso
@Zonorheso 4 года назад
I feel the same. If he would have never gotten up, it would have demonstrated just how much power he held over the situation - commanding three armed robbers from the comfort of a chair without even looking at them.
@homyanh9074
@homyanh9074 2 года назад
1:34 He just turned from German to Italian, genius.
@yoyo777
@yoyo777 Год назад
Swiss?
@ricardoleite2190
@ricardoleite2190 4 года назад
“I’m a gentle loving guy” He says while robbing a bank and aiming a gun at his colleagues
@AtomicHaven
@AtomicHaven 8 лет назад
this reminds me of something The Doctor would do
@henrywebster2104
@henrywebster2104 8 лет назад
Totally
@anuronironworks6164
@anuronironworks6164 8 лет назад
+Alexis Edenburn (NoahJ456 biggest fan) Yeah :D
@caliburwithak6247
@caliburwithak6247 8 лет назад
+Alexis Edenburn (NoahJ456 biggest fan) Don't mean t be that guy but The Doctor uses science (fiction) to get out of things but this is philosophy
@rockinrodney5000
@rockinrodney5000 8 лет назад
+Calubur (With a K) Actually the Doctor uses principles of different areas, he did in fact use a philosophical argument in his speech against war in "The Zygon Inversion" from what I understand about that episode. A philosophical solution of cooperation stemming from the fact you don't know what side you're on has been expressed in "The Day of The Doctor".
@caliburwithak6247
@caliburwithak6247 8 лет назад
rockinrodney5000 ayy i forgot about that, he does rarely do it (very rarely)
@milocow44
@milocow44 8 лет назад
I'd love to see this guy in another video. It's really cool.
@jonathanmarkos5526
@jonathanmarkos5526 7 лет назад
Yes!
@fraydizs7302
@fraydizs7302 7 лет назад
agreed...
@princessmai4522
@princessmai4522 7 лет назад
Yassss
@Willloco10
@Willloco10 7 лет назад
Fraydizs to
@semfordyg9180
@semfordyg9180 7 лет назад
milocow44 69 likes
@user-by9lg6tu2z
@user-by9lg6tu2z 8 месяцев назад
This is one of my favorites lol, everything Matt said made sense but also was confusing. PERFECT!
@damotoneko1500
@damotoneko1500 5 лет назад
I love how he's just calmly sitting there reading a book while saying " I am the security system"
@oddjars
@oddjars 8 лет назад
When yo charisma is 20 and you have ranks in bluff.
@commentor93
@commentor93 8 лет назад
Can you please make the Philosopher appear on many more episodes? This guy is a genius!
@voidelemental3760
@voidelemental3760 Год назад
This man torn them apart with history, philosophy and physiology man I wanna be this cunning
@slendveny7191
@slendveny7191 4 года назад
4:04 wins any argument.
@mspeir
@mspeir 7 лет назад
Wait... They placed the charges inside the vault... in order to get inside the vault. O.o
@MrJinglejanglejingle
@MrJinglejanglejingle 4 года назад
These thieves aren't very smart, clearly.
@pigeon9538
@pigeon9538 4 года назад
They placed the charges within the locking mechanism or next to the hinges. This is pretty common in movies.
@Eldor-117
@Eldor-117 4 года назад
They may had had an inside man
@ocepige
@ocepige 4 года назад
Shut it, you
@johnree6106
@johnree6106 4 года назад
The charges where set by the philosopher with a candle stick in the vault
@gFamWeb
@gFamWeb 7 лет назад
Funny thing is, the way he argued is very similar to Kant's line of reasoning.
@AB-eq9mm
@AB-eq9mm 7 лет назад
Noah Gregory that was the whole joke.
@gFamWeb
@gFamWeb 7 лет назад
* * Well not too many people would catch that
@AB-eq9mm
@AB-eq9mm 7 лет назад
Noah Gregory true.
@koenigkorczak
@koenigkorczak 4 года назад
@@gFamWeb r/iamverysmart
@vinyak123rohatgi
@vinyak123rohatgi 4 года назад
That is why he took him out first
@countrytime2535
@countrytime2535 4 года назад
The old studio c cast was my favorite
@questworldiangreenknight7455
@questworldiangreenknight7455 3 года назад
“Two out of three is not bad” honestly that’s a boss quote!
@lordofrubies8508
@lordofrubies8508 5 лет назад
3:02 The way that Matt looks up makes me laugh every time. I also find it funny that he walks Jason through saying “predatory moral philosophy”
@isaiahpedaso4518
@isaiahpedaso4518 8 лет назад
Best.....security.....EVER!
@brianmchaney7473
@brianmchaney7473 4 года назад
Just realized no one said Whitney's name before the Professor did...
@Keyce0013
@Keyce0013 3 года назад
I guess she looked like a Whitney?
@cattywat
@cattywat 3 года назад
@@Keyce0013 no she looked like a thief
@charliehubbell7513
@charliehubbell7513 4 года назад
Matt when Jeremy throws his philosophy into the ring “ Finally a worthy opponent our battle will be legendary
@ABlindSniper115
@ABlindSniper115 7 лет назад
I can say as a philosophy major, this is fantastic.
@EstoyPensando
@EstoyPensando 4 года назад
The Sightless Swordsman so i know its been three years but does the philosophy you study keep you up at night?
@ABlindSniper115
@ABlindSniper115 4 года назад
@@EstoyPensando Not really, why do you ask?
@EstoyPensando
@EstoyPensando 4 года назад
@@ABlindSniper115 I'm not sure why, but I feel like learning about multiple philosophies and how they clash would over complicate my thought process. Perhaps I'm not smart enough to handle it? Haha
@fgorn
@fgorn 4 года назад
Do you agree with the line of reasoning wherin Matt takes Jeremy's point to the extreme? They obviously aren't choosing the allies at random; the allies are chosen based on common goals. I feel as if the argument is missing something. Am I worng?
@bywatergal4177
@bywatergal4177 7 лет назад
No, you cannot, you're forgetting about the moral theory, of uh... I have a tazer.
@jojomoody614
@jojomoody614 4 года назад
When Jason says that he's taking the money, he points his gun at himself.😂
@garlic1387
@garlic1387 5 лет назад
2:23 Just a little time stamp for myself 🤗
@mythandmayhem1134
@mythandmayhem1134 7 лет назад
I love how after Jeremy finishes his argument Matt is just like " dang it, this gonna be harder than I thought".
@liamfoxy
@liamfoxy 8 лет назад
Ah, of course. The ancient art of the moral theory of Tazer.
@owent4465
@owent4465 5 лет назад
Probably no one will see this but I love how Matt studied psychology in real life and now he is using his skills
@dominicbell8616
@dominicbell8616 4 года назад
"Feel free to cry." "My Cognition guys." "Pinkies don't work anymore Jerry!" "Oh whitey, he's called you fat." best ever
@chrissyjoy08
@chrissyjoy08 2 года назад
*Jeremy *Whitney
@Redspecialist300
@Redspecialist300 10 лет назад
I have used this on a group who was bullying me before and they turned on each other so fast. This tactic works great on people who don't have direct explanations for what they do.
@jillgrace5582
@jillgrace5582 10 лет назад
That is SO AWESOME! Great tactic!!! :)
@Xesthan
@Xesthan 9 лет назад
Redspecialist300 What exactly did you tell them? I'd like to know.
@linnaeuskuderewko
@linnaeuskuderewko 9 лет назад
Tell us. Everything
@Redspecialist300
@Redspecialist300 9 лет назад
Linnaeus Kuderewko Let's see it was 3rd grade and I was being picked on by 3 5th graders who thought they were cool. One day I had enough of their harassment during recess, and I basically tricked them into finding out that they were only doing this to me because they had nothing better to do. They stopped picking on me after that. As for the exact conversation it happened 10 years ago. Of course the conversation was no where near a scholarly sounding as this, but I still used the main topics of misdirection to stop them. Thanks for your interest you two :D
@linnaeuskuderewko
@linnaeuskuderewko 9 лет назад
XD SO want that to happen to me!
@CameronShirts
@CameronShirts 7 лет назад
This man walks into the Bisque restaurant Chaos ensues
@ajarofjuice3690
@ajarofjuice3690 5 лет назад
I love your mustache 😹👨🏻
@Lily-di6hm
@Lily-di6hm 5 лет назад
3:54 and zey say that philosophy is a useless major A guy in the background shouts “yeah!”
@jenmordecai8817
@jenmordecai8817 2 года назад
As a part time philosipher i can tell you that we do this i break peoples mind literally made like 29 enemys in a single 5 seconds
@katiebaxter7901
@katiebaxter7901 10 лет назад
Matt is so stoic in this, it's epic.
@LordOfTheRings74
@LordOfTheRings74 10 лет назад
Matt Meese is AMAZING!!!!
@katiebaxter7901
@katiebaxter7901 10 лет назад
I love him!
@elisabethcurrit322
@elisabethcurrit322 8 лет назад
+Jared Jenkins wow really?
@TheKaiticat
@TheKaiticat 7 лет назад
No, he actually majored in psychology.
@xxbaconcatxx4083
@xxbaconcatxx4083 6 лет назад
If he majored in philosophy he would know this had nothing to do with philosophy
@timtaft8585
@timtaft8585 6 лет назад
Dear Studio C, PLEASE, PLEASE DO ANOTHER PRACTICAL PHILOSOPHY SKETCH! This one is just too good. Sincerely, All your fans
@sciencetube4574
@sciencetube4574 Год назад
Not just practical philosophy, tactical philosophy
@MrTrulyHandsome
@MrTrulyHandsome 8 лет назад
SCOTT STERLING, THE MAN, THE MYTH, THE LEGEND of philosophy
@WuerfelweltlersWelt
@WuerfelweltlersWelt 8 лет назад
Awesome german accent
@bebejolie8187
@bebejolie8187 6 лет назад
Wuerfelweltler that is no German accent - sounds like a German is doing a parody on his own accent. Funny nonetheless.
@elis7648
@elis7648 2 года назад
studio c’s old stuff is so good
@konnerdent4835
@konnerdent4835 5 лет назад
I feel like this is Chidi’s good place.
@michaeloconnor5904
@michaeloconnor5904 8 лет назад
"Oooh, Whitney, he just called you fat." Funniest line ever!
@monicamail181
@monicamail181 8 лет назад
And our pinkies don't mean anything anymore....... :-(
@jtarvermommy
@jtarvermommy 8 лет назад
+Monica Mail find the difference there are 2 lollllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllIllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllIlllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
@oryxiann4850
@oryxiann4850 8 лет назад
+Thomas McDonald No he's wrong and you are as well... there are three incorrect... take another look you'll see two capital i's and one o.
@Jamie-st6of
@Jamie-st6of 8 лет назад
+Oryxiann Indeed, you are incorrect. Joyce was evidently referring to the l's following the "lol" because there are two uniform differences and one that is completely different and far more obvious. You might say, "Oh, but the o _is_ different" Of course, following that logic, you could say that there are greatly many differences counting each unique letter in her comment. Your fatal flaw is that you assumed Joyce was lying, but rather you and Thomas both misinterpreted Joyce's intention and thus are incorrect. The proper answer is that the two differences are the capital i's, emboldened here: "lllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll *I* llllllllllllllllllllllllllllll *I* lllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll" You can twist a person's words to fit your needs, but the only meaningful and truthful information comes from the intention behind their words.
@kazeli1902
@kazeli1902 8 лет назад
+Ean521 blah blah blah blah SCIENCE!!!
@jtarvermommy
@jtarvermommy 8 лет назад
thank you ean
@dartheeyore8131
@dartheeyore8131 4 года назад
“I’ve seen this raw power only once before”
@elliea595
@elliea595 3 года назад
Strong man deserves his money YaaH
@cheeseranger100
@cheeseranger100 10 лет назад
as a moral debater, I can say this is actually legit stuff
@koenigkorczak
@koenigkorczak 4 года назад
what is a moral debater?
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