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Комментарии : 7 тыс.   
@ethanlynch6918
@ethanlynch6918 4 года назад
I could watch Brennan lose his mind for hours.
@jacksonmeads1161
@jacksonmeads1161 4 года назад
Ethan Lynch same
@okeirany7652
@okeirany7652 4 года назад
That's a kink for Tumblr!
@grim1044
@grim1044 4 года назад
That's what im doing
@mureithikivuti
@mureithikivuti 4 года назад
Word
@Kaizomusicofficial
@Kaizomusicofficial 4 года назад
*Then put this on Loop.*
@alexv3357
@alexv3357 4 года назад
"I don't understand what the octopus is getting outta any of this, and frankly the young woman doesn't look very happy either."
@Swingset25
@Swingset25 4 года назад
I'm dead
@axleion
@axleion 4 года назад
that's a vivid description
@KoPLeaderKiactu
@KoPLeaderKiactu 4 года назад
I've seen enough hentai to see where this goes.
@lw3269
@lw3269 4 года назад
Priceless.
@jadenhernandez2827
@jadenhernandez2827 4 года назад
IM CRYING
@sailorrsaturn5274
@sailorrsaturn5274 Год назад
the fear in brennans voice when they reveal that they aired baby immigrant is the most genuine acting i've ever seen
@cloaker7237
@cloaker7237 Год назад
8:19
@Achridian
@Achridian Год назад
Something about the energy of “Hey internet citizens, it’s me, Harry Pancake, the CEO of tumblr” just had me DYING on the floor for like 5 minutes
@Ememeslol
@Ememeslol Год назад
Same
@NotFluplaxio
@NotFluplaxio Год назад
The real funny thing is that our lies of expression bleed into our comments and in truth none of us are on the floor, we are all in bed giggling to ourselves with pets looking at us like psychopaths making noises at flashing lights. This video slaps though 😂
@Mr.Limekiller
@Mr.Limekiller Год назад
caught me dying on the floor a little bit
@beesokay
@beesokay Год назад
I wish in my heart of hearts that I didn't know the real inventor of tumblr's name, or better yet that I ONLY knew his real name and not ever as "daddy"
@largeroyster
@largeroyster 11 месяцев назад
They are exCmy at tide posez
@jordangilmore3580
@jordangilmore3580 3 года назад
I just need a movie where brennan starts a day normally and the day just escalates more and more with more stressed outbursts resulting in a stand off with Nicholas cage
@TheNightWatcher1385
@TheNightWatcher1385 2 года назад
So a sequel to Falling Down.
@goosegaming5821
@goosegaming5821 2 года назад
@@camiloenriquez4909 No
@DanielBottner1983
@DanielBottner1983 2 года назад
The original Nicolas Cage, or the clone I have seen in this news show?
@pedroc.b.3874
@pedroc.b.3874 2 года назад
If someone pitch this idea to Nicolas Cage, he'd do it.
@vaultscribe4501
@vaultscribe4501 2 года назад
Oh my god!!!!! This is what the world needs
@comrad7320
@comrad7320 4 года назад
A message from your favorite CEO's? More like Brennan loses his mind for 23 minutes
@oscarlin1818
@oscarlin1818 4 года назад
23 minutes and 54 seconds
@DarkNova50
@DarkNova50 4 года назад
I'll take more of it, please.
@erikolson6711
@erikolson6711 4 года назад
movie pass brennan is definitely the most insane
@crypto1223
@crypto1223 4 года назад
Erik Olson Have you seen him in Dimension 20? The man has the range of an insane person that talks to himself at his own party.
@KuruttaKoibito
@KuruttaKoibito 4 года назад
Aaannnd I love it
@BranchedOut
@BranchedOut Год назад
I think the quiet "whY ARE YOU CRYING?" in the first CEO short is so fucking funny. I love it. All around great videos. Love em all.
@phero2
@phero2 3 месяца назад
"Why are you crying?!" is a total stroke of genius - when I reference this series, that is it.
@harlecchina
@harlecchina 2 месяца назад
I literally came to the comments hoping someone highlighted that part yes it’s perfect 😭😂🥲
@rebekahmokool4759
@rebekahmokool4759 Месяц назад
2:10
@lucaswickmansound
@lucaswickmansound Год назад
I feel like all of these characters are just inside Brennan’s head constantly fighting for control
@spudthepug
@spudthepug Год назад
He just releases them on the players of his games.
@bushidotestu1997
@bushidotestu1997 Год назад
They have to get past Arthur Augefort first, and the dozens of others after him
@avajones6835
@avajones6835 Год назад
I wanna watch them talk to each other
@RustyPancake53
@RustyPancake53 Год назад
years of being the forever DM will do things to a man...
@missivory_missraine
@missivory_missraine Год назад
​@@bushidotestu1997 casually murders a man "so kids how's your day?"
@theillusionist1494
@theillusionist1494 3 года назад
You can so _distinctly_ see every “I’m so fucked” moment from each of them, but they all look so different
@burgertime4994
@burgertime4994 2 года назад
Timestamps?
@theillusionist1494
@theillusionist1494 2 года назад
@@burgertime4994 Tide: 0:48 Abc: 4:54 Venmo CEO didn’t really have one Moviepass: 14:09 Tumblr: 20:56
@mr.dragoon6566
@mr.dragoon6566 2 года назад
@@theillusionist1494 ABC is the best face
@evanmontague9456
@evanmontague9456 2 года назад
the reason Venmo ceo dosnt have one is because he is at fault and stubborn so he didn’t see why he is failing
@evanmontague9456
@evanmontague9456 2 года назад
@@theillusionist1494 I think the best one is movie pass because he already was loosing hope and sanity so that face just really sells it
@rcanterb7126
@rcanterb7126 4 года назад
“Meal bag, tested very well.” “I will kill you.”
@martaberk9615
@martaberk9615 3 года назад
R Canterb7 he’s the only reason I still watch the channel
@crypticzomb8994
@crypticzomb8994 3 года назад
😂😂
@octodaddy1602
@octodaddy1602 3 года назад
The eye twitch goddamn
@vexxama
@vexxama 3 года назад
With the meal bag
@JamesTDG
@JamesTDG Год назад
I bet the tumblr ceo is happy after the twitter situation, I think it would be funny to see Brennan try to look like Elon next for this
@spinningindaffodils
@spinningindaffodils Год назад
He already bears a slight resemblance to Elon, dye Brennan's hair and give him a slight accent, BOOM son of an emerald mine owner who's tanking stock
@tim.noonan
@tim.noonan Год назад
Elon would sue Dropout out of existence if they parodied him. I’m not saying he’d win against them court, he’d just file so many lawsuits that they’d eventually run out of money.
@Demonrifts
@Demonrifts Год назад
@@tim.noonan Eh, I would imagine they would do it just like all of these where they have a fake name for the CEO, but either way, parody is protected as a part of free speech, so its already an uphill battle for him. I'm not a lawyer, but I believe that since CH is based out of LA, the trial would likely have to take place in CA which has pretty strong anti-SLAPP laws which are meant to prevent people like Musk from bringing frivolous suits to silence people. If the defense files a motion to have the case thrown out and its granted, then the plaintiff (Musk in this instance) could be liable for CH's attorney fees, and it could even open up the opportunity for CH to countersue for abuse of the legal system. All that being said, Musk has shown that he has very little understanding of free speech or laws, so I wouldn't be surprised if he tried.
@nogoodcontentallowed8509
@nogoodcontentallowed8509 9 месяцев назад
apparently the tumblr ceos reaction to the influx of twitter users leaving the site because they dont like twitter is to. start making a bunch of changes to make the website more like twitter lmao
@gatlinggun511
@gatlinggun511 8 месяцев назад
@@spinningindaffodilshe’s missing the second ribcage
@appelofdoom8211
@appelofdoom8211 Год назад
The tide CEO: a normal dude with a bit of a temper that's losing his mind with his company The ABC CEO: The most normal CEO that's just trying his best to do good but cares about money above all The Venmo CEO: A dude with massive anger issues and an inability to admit to being wrong about anything The moviepass CEO: A desperate man one bad moment away from collapsing into a depressive spiral when he's well rested but he is NOT well rested. The tumblr CEO: A very innocent man with very questionable priorities that has looked into the abyss that was tumblr and lost his mind.
@benjammin5328
@benjammin5328 Год назад
Tumblr CEO: All of that, as well as a terrible person lol
@kazsixteen7359
@kazsixteen7359 Год назад
Oreo CEO: Correct
@cristinagomez3283
@cristinagomez3283 Год назад
"D I M I T R I S A Y S *H E L L O"* Moments before disaster
@nickcollins1052
@nickcollins1052 Год назад
@@kazsixteen7359 Yeah the Oreo CEO and the Hardware CEO are the only 2 I feel bad for
@SehrDummerAccountNam
@SehrDummerAccountNam Год назад
@@nickcollins1052 You didn't feel bad for the guy whose family was abducted? Also, no need to feel bad for the Oreo CEO to begin with, he may have a few annoying morons from marketing to deal with, but otherwise he's just chillin and swimming in money.
@lucie3621
@lucie3621 4 года назад
"I've seen bigger.." "WHERE!?" "tumblr..." bruh
@kasmcsensimilla3000
@kasmcsensimilla3000 4 года назад
Yo I'm sorry but I ruined your 666 likes
@annakatelyn4053
@annakatelyn4053 4 года назад
should've said Deviantart
@deimosvoralius2988
@deimosvoralius2988 4 года назад
@@annakatelyn4053 Kills the joke if it was at another site. This way implies the problem is even deeper than he is complaining
@evannguyen5611
@evannguyen5611 4 года назад
What part was that
@pip-pip5029
@pip-pip5029 3 года назад
But are they wrong sjjssjjs
@pinkdogroslyn8832
@pinkdogroslyn8832 3 года назад
I want a thriller about Brennan slowly losing his mind. Like an unfortunate chain of events just sends him spiraling from an innocent young lad into a violent serial killer.
@hera5614
@hera5614 3 года назад
Like Joker, but with more candy-like soap.
@daboomaninc739
@daboomaninc739 3 года назад
Thats the plot of Magic
@senza4591
@senza4591 3 года назад
Joker, but comedy?
@pinkdogroslyn8832
@pinkdogroslyn8832 3 года назад
arham_ joker but not joker
@Michael02496
@Michael02496 3 года назад
Like the movie falling down
@skywardbound67
@skywardbound67 Год назад
I love that Brennan is the guy who play the CEOs. This guy is great at going from normal to being on the edge of his sanity at the drop of a hat.
@spicy_lemon_waves7682
@spicy_lemon_waves7682 2 года назад
I love how in all of them he's like doubting the company and himself about everything, exept in the venmo one. He's like "is that whats screwing us up? ... No!"
@MidoriJane12
@MidoriJane12 4 года назад
the very soft “don’t yell.” absolutely killed me
@johnprice.2727
@johnprice.2727 3 года назад
@@corebabajustin1238 10:49
@jujucrock14
@jujucrock14 3 года назад
My favs are either "you caught me sleeping on the floor a lil bit" or "you wanna soce? You wanna soce mead?"
@CrazyYasha
@CrazyYasha 3 года назад
Why are you crying! 2:00
@ezrac9578
@ezrac9578 2 года назад
That was a Michael Scott moment
@WYCD
@WYCD 2 года назад
@@johnprice.2727 Timestamps get likes!
@sach1460
@sach1460 4 года назад
he's scarily good at acting intensely unstable
@AetherBoye
@AetherBoye 4 года назад
the only one who couldbe better is michael reeves
@yellowbeard1
@yellowbeard1 4 года назад
It’s nice to see him playing someone unstable and not as a DM. And his DMing is amazing.
@sach1460
@sach1460 4 года назад
@@AetherBoye ah, the mad scientist himself
@300IQPrower
@300IQPrower 4 года назад
For like 5 minutes i read this as Batman while simultaneously thinking “is Brennan batman?!
@bobxie8634
@bobxie8634 4 года назад
cobwebbed I mean anyone who went to college is a little bit unstable especially the mental or emotional part.
@BornNoU
@BornNoU Год назад
The “All families matter” bit my GOD college humor gets better with age
@ovgm116
@ovgm116 Год назад
I love Brennan’s naming formula “generic male first name, household object last name”
@Tonyhouse1168
@Tonyhouse1168 Год назад
Blake Table Connor Lampshade Charles Sauna Tanner Wheelchair Bob Burger Benjamin Backsplash
@Unimportant_egg
@Unimportant_egg 7 месяцев назад
​@@Tonyhouse1168BOB BURGER
@puertoricanguy999
@puertoricanguy999 4 месяца назад
​@@Unimportant_eggBob Belcher's secret name.
@Kyodie-bz1sf
@Kyodie-bz1sf 3 года назад
I love how every single CEO's name is just "generic white name" followed by "household object"
@TheNinthGenerarion
@TheNinthGenerarion Год назад
George Waffle
@DoctorVagrantYT
@DoctorVagrantYT Год назад
@@TheNinthGenerarion is he Harry Pancake's cousin?
@TheNinthGenerarion
@TheNinthGenerarion Год назад
@@DoctorVagrantYT there is no relation between Mr. Pancake and Mr. Waffle
@vincentfreddoyle7555
@vincentfreddoyle7555 Год назад
Landon bladandovon
@desertgoggles8157
@desertgoggles8157 Год назад
Ted Lamp
@neolord1215
@neolord1215 3 года назад
I figured out how he's such a good actor. They kidnapped him, wiped his memory and tell him that certain things are true.
@jesus3squivel479
@jesus3squivel479 3 года назад
Like the winter soldier
@sardoniclysane
@sardoniclysane 2 года назад
Like dollhouse.
@verbodenmagi
@verbodenmagi 2 года назад
Now that the secrets out, you’re next
@RoxyRoomba
@RoxyRoomba 2 года назад
THATS WHY HE PLAYS SO.MUCH D&D!!!
@sardoniclysane
@sardoniclysane 2 года назад
@Repent to Jesus Christ Repent to Jesus Christ bitches ain’t shit but hoes and tricks - Peter 420:69
@Zeuseus6609
@Zeuseus6609 Год назад
The hamburger razor is still one of the best jokes in this series
@hopoffz
@hopoffz Год назад
Oh my god. 23 minutes of brennan lee mulligan. I'm going to cry
@messyiix7613
@messyiix7613 4 года назад
Tide Pods CEO is such a classic. Gets me every time
@morescodesup2087
@morescodesup2087 4 года назад
Man this hamburger taste a lot like blood, weird Friend: Oh wait my bad that’s my razor
@phiefer3
@phiefer3 4 года назад
Why Are You Crying?
@nitgo3451
@nitgo3451 4 года назад
*CEO:* So they are eatable ? *Random guy:* _tHeY aRe pOiSoNoUs._
@LuluTheCorgi
@LuluTheCorgi 4 года назад
Whyyyy are you crying
@manictiger
@manictiger 4 года назад
Tidepods are soap, and that's not food. -Brennan, philosopher and 2020 presidential candidate
@jayl2298
@jayl2298 3 года назад
I'm not convinced that Brennan didn't just name his CEO's after the object he was looking at in that moment.
@ArsenalTheProtogen
@ArsenalTheProtogen 2 года назад
he probably did
@kynto
@kynto 2 года назад
69420% yes
@Cheffamily
@Cheffamily 2 года назад
The tide ceo's name is real tho.
@Bumblerage32
@Bumblerage32 2 года назад
@@Cheffamily there probably a choice of three brands and objects (that would be hilarious if it was true)
@harryblockser
@harryblockser 2 года назад
100%
@Keyarchan
@Keyarchan Год назад
Seriously though, this is just too unbelievable. A CEO caring about their consumers? No way.
@Wertical93
@Wertical93 Год назад
0:06 David Taylor - Tide 4:12 Brian Hat - ABC 8:41 Rob Shelf - Venmo 13:02 Jonathan Floor - Moviepass 18:08 Harry Pancake - Tumblr
@meala23
@meala23 Месяц назад
Thank you
@daveybiviano9611
@daveybiviano9611 4 года назад
“This survey was conducted at a clan rally. You you think there’s a problem with that?” Gotta love CH
@jellowick27
@jellowick27 4 года назад
Davey Biviano it's Klan
@NewhamMatt
@NewhamMatt 4 года назад
This was the fourth time they had inadvertently invited neo-Nazis into the office.
@whosecow9623
@whosecow9623 4 года назад
Neo-nazis don't get along with the Klan. You must be a Christian and believe Jesus was white to be a Klan member😂😂😂. Neo-nazis could be atheist or theist
@ryanjapan3113
@ryanjapan3113 4 года назад
Whose Cow I don’t think Neo-Nazi’s are atheists...
@DimT670
@DimT670 4 года назад
@@whosecow9623 you do know what theist means right? You do realise it means someone who believes in a religion with a god in it right? Also most neonazis are Christians so why wouldn't they get along with the klan?
@YonkoAngel
@YonkoAngel 4 года назад
This guys is actually a FANTASTIC actor. Each one of these skits felt like a really different person.
@xavierbetancourt1503
@xavierbetancourt1503 4 года назад
but all insane equally.
@drstaylit
@drstaylit 4 года назад
I think it's the haircuts.
@ilhandaanish2381
@ilhandaanish2381 3 года назад
Dr. StayLit his mental state depends on his hair
@thegreatalfini
@thegreatalfini 3 года назад
WAIT ITS NOT A DIFFERENT DUDE
@Dogen70
@Dogen70 3 года назад
there is a definite star quality him bc I can just watch the little things in his performance
@anxia-tea5846
@anxia-tea5846 Год назад
i absolutely love how the CEOs are actually portrayed as good people who know to do what’s right
@JustaSimplefact
@JustaSimplefact Год назад
cool story bro. these videos are fake fake fake. they are not the real world and noone has ever felt this way.... you love bullshit fake nothing, and you will raise your kids based on that nothing... you are the problem.
@WarsWorth
@WarsWorth Год назад
Yeah I'm also a big fantasy fan.
@lutokill4784
@lutokill4784 Месяц назад
Except Tumblr
@blakksheep736
@blakksheep736 18 дней назад
And Venmo.
@TheScottishMutt
@TheScottishMutt Год назад
3:28 Ally: "Meal bag" tested very well. Brennan: *death glare*
@newbiedonthurtme1907
@newbiedonthurtme1907 Год назад
And the oh so slight eye twitch, I've watched it a bunch of times and just saw it
@katherinepagan4860
@katherinepagan4860 4 года назад
The Tumblr one makes me stop breathing every time. It's so damn accurate that I cringe and get misty-eyed at the same time: "That's my platform, the sick bastards."
@FatherTime89
@FatherTime89 3 года назад
Type tumblr titanic into youtube if you get the chance, it was made before they removed all the porn and it's pretty funny.
@reapermaster1233
@reapermaster1233 3 года назад
This is100% accurate
@R4yj4ck
@R4yj4ck 3 года назад
"Our mascot community in the furry tag" Oh it's gonna be THAT kind of video.
@rachelrachel9152
@rachelrachel9152 3 года назад
He says so many words out loud that i never wanted to hear lolll
@norahendrix3283
@norahendrix3283 3 года назад
As a person in the furry community.... Yeah..I don't need to clarify shit...
@ValoxElwin
@ValoxElwin 4 года назад
Underrated line: "If you try hard, and you never give up, and you never stop running, they'll never catch you"
@zyaicob
@zyaicob 4 года назад
Michael Scott is that you?
@wafflefawfflemcdooodat1124
@wafflefawfflemcdooodat1124 4 года назад
Truly the wisest words ever spoken.
@orangelake2268
@orangelake2268 4 года назад
WE CANNOT KEEP SELLING SHOWS TO FOX!!!!
@inc3000
@inc3000 3 года назад
- Grunkle Stan
@jamiemills5659
@jamiemills5659 3 года назад
Fyre Festival Organizers be like
@nathanabbotts9588
@nathanabbotts9588 2 года назад
The funniest highlights; "I'll kill you" "Yabba dabba do not look under there" The sudden jerk awake "MoviePass" and deer eyes look into the camera
@zach3021
@zach3021 2 года назад
I love how crisp the audio is and how you can hear his angry and upset noises. It makes it so much more hilarious
@PersonMan1234
@PersonMan1234 4 года назад
SO many quick, good lines. "But Tide pods are soap, and that's not food." "Gum tastes like anything" "Why are you crying?" "WHY ARE THEY POISONOUS???" "So we do make food."
@redstranger6772
@redstranger6772 4 года назад
daemonblade1229 All of this in 4 minutes.
@badwolfo2585
@badwolfo2585 4 года назад
That is baby bottoms smooth
@Julian-ww6hx
@Julian-ww6hx 4 года назад
You forgot about “I’ll kill you”
@thatreddude8796
@thatreddude8796 4 года назад
Don’t forget: *AHHHHHHHH*
@declantecho1717
@declantecho1717 4 года назад
“ *_THAT’S A GILLET RAZOR?!_* “
@adelmostaqueahmed1724
@adelmostaqueahmed1724 4 года назад
The Tide CEO sketch is definitely one of the best new cast reveals of all channels of all time.
@TheTitanJesus
@TheTitanJesus 4 года назад
Lightning in a bottle.
@dumbidiot1119
@dumbidiot1119 Год назад
@@TheTitanJesuswho are you again? I don’t see you being revealed as a cast member
@whydoineedahandle1058
@whydoineedahandle1058 10 месяцев назад
THAT was Brennan's introduction??? That is amazing
@certifiedtrash2298
@certifiedtrash2298 Год назад
The moviepass one is actually kind of sad and the acting on that one is legit so good
@kiranicole2096
@kiranicole2096 Год назад
He looks so exhausted. It's impressive, really. These are gold.
@p.m.e.7311
@p.m.e.7311 Год назад
19:38 putting chemicals in the water that turns the freakin frog's gay
@firstlast-pp7tq
@firstlast-pp7tq 2 года назад
Brennan is an insanely good actor, like he looks the same in all scenes but the energy and characters are intensely different and different unhinged energies
@HerpDerpTheTank
@HerpDerpTheTank 2 года назад
There are only two people who absolutely can pull an off-the-cuff mental breakdown or existential crisis, and those are Brian David Gilbert and Brennen Lee Mulligan.
@reikim5616
@reikim5616 2 года назад
Yeah I thought the third ceo was played by a different person a first before realizing it was just him.
@gustavowadaslopes2479
@gustavowadaslopes2479 2 года назад
@@reikim5616 The makeup department also killed it there.
@hellothere702
@hellothere702 2 года назад
@@gustavowadaslopes2479 fr they did such a good job
@Etomia
@Etomia Год назад
Also realizing how completely different he looks with different hairstyles as well tbh.
@124cmadreamer
@124cmadreamer 4 года назад
Hey I LOVE Brennan as anything but especially as CEO
@RyanLynch1
@RyanLynch1 4 года назад
Alyssa Bloomberg big agree
@lumanae
@lumanae 4 года назад
me too but god damn I'd be over the moon to see Brennan working on SFP again
@manictiger
@manictiger 4 года назад
I just got an idea. I'm gonna rip the audio from his vids and stick them in GTA V self radio. Who needs music, when you can have ads about eating tidepods?
@Blastronaute
@Blastronaute Год назад
The delivery of the simple “don’t yell” is the funniest thing in this video
@PrairieDad
@PrairieDad 6 месяцев назад
I love making up names for Venmo payments. I paid a beef rancher and titled it "PETA Donation."
@kappaross6124
@kappaross6124 3 года назад
That Moviepass one was legitimately heartbreaking
@ezekielmartin4323
@ezekielmartin4323 3 года назад
Yeah, I can't even watch that one. Really stings.
@AshHeaven
@AshHeaven 3 года назад
I genuinely felt back for that CEO character.
@vladtheimpaler9577
@vladtheimpaler9577 3 года назад
Even more depressing in the deleted cuts.
@kailavanderwielen3588
@kailavanderwielen3588 3 года назад
i actually cried when he offered sex with that broken, exhausted look on his face. i understood--for the first time--the temptation to hire someone for sex. Even just to give him two hours of rest, a hot meal, and some much-needed therapy. then we'd figure out how to get him out his situation and get his kids back.
@kippdipp6045
@kippdipp6045 2 года назад
@@kailavanderwielen3588 Man that was sad
@kimanirobinson790
@kimanirobinson790 3 года назад
The extra layer of this that's really funny to me is that he's supposed to be the CEO, but somehow doesn't that any of the products are being developed until they're ready to advertise ship it out.
@SeymourDisapproves
@SeymourDisapproves 2 года назад
Nah that's kind of par for the course
@taylamuller1811
@taylamuller1811 2 года назад
I mean that often isn't super far off with huge chains. The levels below CEOs usually handle coming up with and making products and the CEOs just give the go ahead and final inspection.
@IhateAlot718
@IhateAlot718 2 года назад
And all of you making shit up.
@catsballs9657
@catsballs9657 2 года назад
@@IhateAlot718 ?
@joshuastrickland5264
@joshuastrickland5264 2 года назад
Its effecient... I mean even if the company is as well meaning as a profitable company can be, there will be a great deal of disconnect between the bottom and the top.
@funnyvalentinedidnothingwrong
That "Blue Lives To Live" drama sounds oddly like _Chicago P.D.,_ a show that, after watching several seasons while visiting my parents, I can only describe as "what if we framed constant, rampant police corruption and abuse of power as totally cool and necessary?" Like, there's literally an episode where a guy murders two kids as part of a drug house attack, and they use a totally unproven facial recognition system to track down a guy over it, and they get him killed by throwing him in holding to try and coax a fucking confession which gets him stabbed and stuck in the ICU where he later dies. Then, they find out the real culprit was part of the gang that got stolen from, and proceed to ENGAGE IN A COVERUP by leaking the new guys identity to the leader of the gang and then BLAME THE INNOCENT MAN THEY KILLED FOR THE ! MURDER SO THAT THE COP WHO SUGGESTED THEY USE THE FACIAL RECOGNITION SOFTWARE DOESNT LOSE HIS JOB. Basically every episode has some kind of bullshit like that.
@TheMadwomen
@TheMadwomen Год назад
Holy shit. Listen, cop shows are always designed to show police as always good, simply because if they don't then people would realize that having police is a bad idea (yes I am biased but shhhh). And since they can't convince people the police are non-violent, they often try to paint the violence as a necessary evil, if not outright a good thing. That way they can justify the need to have police be violent so they can make more profitable cop shows. That all being said... This is *insanely* egregious. I don't think even real life police are this routinely fucked up, and I'm an anarchist! Oh my gods!
@user-jj5tq4qs7j
@user-jj5tq4qs7j Год назад
@@TheMadwomenwhat would be the alternative to the police?
@TheMadwomen
@TheMadwomen Год назад
@@user-jj5tq4qs7j I would only explain that to someone who'd be willing to listen and not just want to rebuke it with incorrect statements and loaded questions. Besides, I'm sure someone who goes up to someone who says she's an anarchist going "TELL ME WHAT TO REPLACE POLICE WITH OR ELSE POLICE ARE GOOD" has a lot of socializing to do. Thank you for your query!
@user-jj5tq4qs7j
@user-jj5tq4qs7j Год назад
@@TheMadwomen it was a question, if you can’t answer questions because your afraid of criticism, they you are afraid your own idea is wrong, I didn’t ask to be malicious, I just wanted to know, the only solutions I can think of is the police or social workers, both of which are needed, they just need more training
@user-jj5tq4qs7j
@user-jj5tq4qs7j Год назад
@@TheMadwomen and I barely even know what an anarchist is
@amzab123
@amzab123 Год назад
4:30 This guy would play a killer Syndrome in an Incredibles live-action adaptation
@anonymouspalmtree
@anonymouspalmtree 9 месяцев назад
The gasp I just gosp
@thewateringwiz7118
@thewateringwiz7118 3 года назад
The "deleting 300 hours of body cam footage" just cracked me up so hard for some reason
@eldraco4500
@eldraco4500 2 года назад
What were they doing still confuses me to this day
@zacharymendoza1175
@zacharymendoza1175 Год назад
@@eldraco4500 idk police brutality maybe?
@taniatokustar7737
@taniatokustar7737 Год назад
I dont get it
@thewateringwiz7118
@thewateringwiz7118 Год назад
@@taniatokustar7737 It's a joke on police officers erasing bodycam footage to hide evidence of police brutality
@taniatokustar7737
@taniatokustar7737 Год назад
@@thewateringwiz7118 hool yeaa that makes sence i just thought it was sexism
@ravenblack5294
@ravenblack5294 4 года назад
"This survey was conducted at a Klan rally. Do you think there's a problem with that?"
@David-yq4yn
@David-yq4yn 4 года назад
Klan rally survey's tested well
@idkwefr1751
@idkwefr1751 4 года назад
- Fox News
@clyddnyl9684
@clyddnyl9684 4 года назад
I gave you your 1000
@emporerjragon2122
@emporerjragon2122 4 года назад
I read this comment as soon as he said it.
@alyssaschultz6241
@alyssaschultz6241 4 года назад
N O
@namesareboring2009
@namesareboring2009 Год назад
“So the Furry community is just foxes, bears...dragons banging each other?” Well- ya- uh actually...yeah that’s basically it. And I should know
@yorg3742
@yorg3742 Год назад
His "so we DO make food" will ALWAYS kill me, the start of a legend.
@birdsnestisstupid
@birdsnestisstupid 4 года назад
WE CANNOT KEEP SELLING SHOWS TO *F O X*
@topperbeast1019
@topperbeast1019 4 года назад
Miner15101 V then fox sells it to nbc
@martinsmouter9321
@martinsmouter9321 4 года назад
They told me it was impossible, but they were wrong. Muhahaha.
@mrquack4903
@mrquack4903 3 года назад
WCKSSTF
@mk_rexx
@mk_rexx 3 года назад
WE CANNOT KEEP POSTING CAM SHOWS OF A *F O X*
@milhousevanhoutan9235
@milhousevanhoutan9235 3 года назад
Now they're owned by the same company!
@benhamer4139
@benhamer4139 4 года назад
Brennan is hands down CollegeHumour's best acquisition for a long time, he's so good
@Slackerhun
@Slackerhun 4 года назад
And he made Dimension 20 possible, which is just amazing.
@player18792
@player18792 4 года назад
Notice how they didn’t like this comment? I don’t think they feel the same lol
@buffnatsuki7204
@buffnatsuki7204 4 года назад
Go watch fantasy high rn before i break your knees
@therookery9911
@therookery9911 4 года назад
Seriously if it wasn't for Brennan I would have dropped my CollegeHumor sub months ago. This channel has lost it's Fire otherwise.
@ShimrraJamaane
@ShimrraJamaane 4 года назад
@@player18792 I think liking the comment would be playing favorites within the company. Not a good move towards morale :P
@nalayuta2291
@nalayuta2291 Год назад
Someone get this to EVERY CASTING DIRECTOR EVER. I need to see him in everything!
@PHYTEthePOWAH
@PHYTEthePOWAH Год назад
Straight up. He seems very happy at CH and he must be getting paid but it sure would be great to see him on a bigger screen.
@GeneralAblon
@GeneralAblon Год назад
21:22 one could say it is seizing the means of re-production.
@markpetersen507
@markpetersen507 4 года назад
This guy is actually a really talented actor. Hollywood should pick him up.
@ilhandaanish2381
@ilhandaanish2381 4 года назад
He’s ours
@TheTitanJesus
@TheTitanJesus 4 года назад
Sadly true
@jddiggy2343
@jddiggy2343 4 года назад
No one college humor actually goes to Hollywood 😂😂 😂😂 😂😂 😂
@hhhhzk
@hhhhzk 4 года назад
JD Diggy kelly marie tran
@brenyatta
@brenyatta 4 года назад
Don’t let Hollywood put great talent in bad movies & shows
@SFray-sf7gr
@SFray-sf7gr 3 года назад
Waiting for "CEO of Robinbood". Come on college humor dont let us down
@Cavellioken
@Cavellioken 3 года назад
oh thata would be a good one
@durzio9630
@durzio9630 2 года назад
We need a CEO of Robinhood, and now a CEO of OnlyFans
@achesandpains4632
@achesandpains4632 2 года назад
@@durzio9630 CEO of Blizzard
@Delta-ei7im
@Delta-ei7im 2 года назад
These are all *fantastic* ideas
@cyanide4068
@cyanide4068 2 года назад
@Repent to Jesus Christ Repent to Jesus Christ sir, are you okay
@Tigergaming-cp6xx
@Tigergaming-cp6xx 6 месяцев назад
"But tide pods are soap and thats not food" i died
@MisterBoZiffer
@MisterBoZiffer Год назад
Brennan could be the next Ryan Reynolds of subtle chaos acting.
@toughmanrandysavage3077
@toughmanrandysavage3077 4 года назад
Whoever did his makeup did a great job, he truly looks like his life is falling apart xD
@Hevensdragon
@Hevensdragon 4 года назад
forget makeup, that eye twitch. all the little mannerisms he has during it where just perfect.
@yourfriendlyneighborhood3991
@yourfriendlyneighborhood3991 4 года назад
... Yeah...
@Katherine-xh2zl
@Katherine-xh2zl 4 года назад
who says its makeup? maybe his life IS falling apart
@MonsterTaming420
@MonsterTaming420 4 года назад
i dont think its makeup i think he is really just unstable
@clairifedverified2513
@clairifedverified2513 4 года назад
That isn't makeup.
@elektrolites2891
@elektrolites2891 4 года назад
My no.1 favourite series from you guys. No doubt.
@Kaximua
@Kaximua 4 года назад
Elektrolites same
@nimmy56
@nimmy56 4 года назад
Elektrolites “Jesus fucking Christ ANGEL DUST CHOCOLATE KISSES?”
@ferrieddog2200
@ferrieddog2200 4 года назад
Same
@Batvolle
@Batvolle 4 года назад
And if google was a guy.
@thaynewarnick5715
@thaynewarnick5715 4 года назад
It truly is the best
@anamusingidiot2565
@anamusingidiot2565 Год назад
Ok so sometimes ceos are effectively leased out to different companies by "parent" companies, so irl some of this stuff could pretty much happen.
@ssebasgoo
@ssebasgoo 6 месяцев назад
The acting in the moviepass skit is so incredible. There are so many tiny details that ad credibility to the character here, I'm truly amazed.
@mauirandall8176
@mauirandall8176 4 года назад
Tumblr is definitely the best one "I created this website for Buddy's to do social media. *That's the reason why I started the BDSM tab!* "
@eadweard2214
@eadweard2214 4 года назад
*BUDDY'S* DOING SOCIAL MEDIA
@mynameismaybeprobablynever5055
@mynameismaybeprobablynever5055 3 года назад
ITS FULL OF WHAAT??
@dyonnelis5856
@dyonnelis5856 3 года назад
Bible discussion and study meeting
@yoholup19
@yoholup19 3 года назад
Should we tell him?
@yunikage
@yunikage 3 года назад
"WHY ARE THEY POISONOUS?" might be my favorite laugh line in anything ever
@durzio9630
@durzio9630 5 месяцев назад
If you try hard, and never give up, and never stop running, they'll never catch you - Brennan Lee Mulligan
@SneakyMeeky
@SneakyMeeky Год назад
18:30 Only Brennan could make what I can only imagine is an outtake blend so well with his character. You almost dont recognise it at first 0-0
@luminatron
@luminatron 4 года назад
"This is _seizing the means of production?"_ Underrated.
@zyaicob
@zyaicob 4 года назад
I mean the means of production has been pretty roundly seized
@kylemoder7550
@kylemoder7550 4 года назад
I can eat the rich and ass!
@theily1724
@theily1724 4 года назад
GoateToaste How about a rich person’s ass?
@Fluffkitscripts
@Fluffkitscripts 4 года назад
@teddy and lily nah, they usually taste like death, sadness, and plastic.
@theoneandonlymichaelmccormick
@theoneandonlymichaelmccormick 4 года назад
Teddy and Lily No. they will only feel the embrace of death.
@jordentaft
@jordentaft 4 года назад
Huawei CEO would be a nice sketch.
@MrGksarathy
@MrGksarathy 4 года назад
Except he'd know full well about the theft and espionage.
@physicsdenier793
@physicsdenier793 4 года назад
@Yibin Jiang Huawei tablet here.
@jennacook2505
@jennacook2505 4 года назад
+
@Edzilla
@Edzilla 4 года назад
see, they dont have a full asian guy tho
@messyiix7613
@messyiix7613 4 года назад
Still holdin out hope for Bethesda CEO
@myfirstcrappyvideobilly
@myfirstcrappyvideobilly Год назад
This just let's me know how normal I am. It's all I ever wanted, even when I was little.
@myfirstcrappyvideobilly
@myfirstcrappyvideobilly Год назад
BTW I should have been a CEO because I should be rich enough to not care about racism or racists.
@OustFox
@OustFox 2 года назад
I laughed so hard at these, regardless of how controversial the comedy is. That's the point of comedy, to be satire, using irony and exposing the shortcomings of company decisions lol.
@jennylobato2300
@jennylobato2300 4 года назад
Brennan even nails the CEO walk in the Tide sketch. It's a little detail but it's so good.
@kevin02167
@kevin02167 4 года назад
Jenny Lobato if this doesn’t shave its your ass you get that right
@jackpollard550
@jackpollard550 3 года назад
“Well I personally don’t see what the octopus is getting out of this,” is the single best line in this entire compilation.
@jessicacole9502
@jessicacole9502 2 года назад
And the girl doesn't seem to be having much fun either
@Zappygunshot
@Zappygunshot Год назад
@@jessicacole9502 The criminally underappreciated but all too important second half of the comment. Without going into too much detail, I turn off the second one or more parties aren't doing it because it's fun any more.
@domross-o9670
@domross-o9670 2 года назад
As a furry myself, his reaction to and description of us was phenomenal. And, like, 70-75% accurate.
@masterofgames8261
@masterofgames8261 2 года назад
ehhhh, i dont really like it, its like not at all accurate
@thedemolitionmuniciple
@thedemolitionmuniciple Год назад
I'm taking it with a large grain of salt, but leaning towards it being meant as something so absurd that people are meant to take the absurdity as a joke, not the fandom itself. There is a lot of nsfw in the fandom, and a fair portion of it is... even less safe for work than the usual stuff, but the same is true with the rest of humanity, which people don't tend to realize.
@Willy_Warmer
@Willy_Warmer 4 месяца назад
@@thedemolitionmuniciplethere are a lot of bad humans, that doesn't make every human bad though. The group "human" is insanely large and insanely general, so no suprise a lot of things ranging from bad to good, horny to chaste, young to old, exist. Comparing it to the furry community though? A much smaller, much more niche group? I'm gonna be honest man, if something that small is made up mostly of nsfw stuff, it's nsfw.
@TheEmmaHouli
@TheEmmaHouli 7 месяцев назад
Tumblr one is by far my favourite, my husband and I quote it back and forth to each other all the time!
@Asiliea
@Asiliea 3 года назад
I still don't understand... How _does_ tumblr remove its adult content without just closing down entirely?
@proxysrandomness9947
@proxysrandomness9947 2 года назад
By losing a shit ton of money
@jennagoodchild5045
@jennagoodchild5045 2 года назад
by getting replaced with dumpster fire shitposts
@Beacuzz
@Beacuzz 2 года назад
They didn't succeed
@rachelrachel9152
@rachelrachel9152 2 года назад
I honestly only started using tumblr for a year starting with the porn ban, I'm honestly very glad i didn't have to be subject to various random porn gifs. I mean they still exist but id be hard pressed to accidentally stumble across them
@Beacuzz
@Beacuzz 2 года назад
@@rachelrachel9152 honestly I've been using it for years before the ban and I never came across them. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ I was confused when the ban first started on why peoples stuff was being blocked. When it came to me about he crappy ai they were using it all sounded about right
@ElGuerreroMaya
@ElGuerreroMaya 4 года назад
I know CH is just capitalizing from old videos, but this is so good I'm actually glad they did it.
@username172
@username172 4 года назад
aye its all about Buddies Doing Social Media
@RJBuildsPcs
@RJBuildsPcs 4 года назад
Better then doing it than some off the side reupload channel who’ll do it anyways lol
@warfreddy6968
@warfreddy6968 4 года назад
Right? CH is promising.
@nomadaa5984
@nomadaa5984 4 года назад
Then why mention it?
@Winn_Or_Lose
@Winn_Or_Lose 4 года назад
There aren’t adds they aren’t getting anything from it
@Goblinkatie
@Goblinkatie 11 месяцев назад
This keeps popping up on my “play next” list and I never skip it. I think watching all hope and life itself drain from each CEO’s eyes is the most amazing part of this series of skits.
@hushmush8419
@hushmush8419 Год назад
The "WHY ARE THEY POISONOUS" always gets me
@wombatperson5431
@wombatperson5431 4 года назад
"don't yell" is one of the funniest lines ever for some reason. Gets me every time
@MegaKhelditia
@MegaKhelditia 3 года назад
Feels like it's the context of the character that makes the juxtaposition so funny
@hocuspocusfocus6229
@hocuspocusfocus6229 4 года назад
Tide CEO sketch always kills me everytime Brennan says "why are you crying?!"
@Palemagpie
@Palemagpie 6 месяцев назад
Brennan saying "dont yell" as the venmo CEO had me in stitches
@duaneosmith
@duaneosmith 8 месяцев назад
The way that Brennan encompasses a different character steadily unraveling every time is masterful.
@cazikman
@cazikman 3 года назад
"That's not Rule 34" "Is there a different rule 34?!" "A . . . very different rule 34"
@Delilah_Anne
@Delilah_Anne 3 года назад
What’s rule 34?
@gavinhalo
@gavinhalo 3 года назад
@@Delilah_Anne if it exists there’s porn of it.
@Delilah_Anne
@Delilah_Anne 3 года назад
@@gavinhalo I searched it and... I think I can be excused for not knowing since I am in fact a child. My apologies lol Also, thank you for telling me XD
@doggieoverlordx3349
@doggieoverlordx3349 3 года назад
@@Delilah_Anne do u regret looking it up? Lol
@Delilah_Anne
@Delilah_Anne 3 года назад
@@doggieoverlordx3349 Yes XD
@TanisAnnicchiarico
@TanisAnnicchiarico 4 года назад
"NO! DO _NOT_ MOVE OVER TO THAT POSTER! BACK TO ME!" I'm dead xD
@TreytheBeast03
@TreytheBeast03 4 года назад
I am upset cause I wanted to see the poster
@blakeharris58
@blakeharris58 4 года назад
@@TreytheBeast03 more than anything I wanted to see that white Family Matters poster.
@aurora_boketto7746
@aurora_boketto7746 Год назад
20:35............. Bro 💀nowords
@yesto3rrishuman
@yesto3rrishuman Год назад
19:12 As a furry, I completely agree with the other person
@eric_the_egggremlin
@eric_the_egggremlin 2 года назад
the tumblr ceo one... it hurts me how accurate that is. I say this as a person who survived the porn purge, outlasted every bullshit "overhaul", protested Yahoo, witnessed the disaster of DashCon, and saw the John Green Harassment Campaign. I will never leave this cesspool.
@emryscaster7332
@emryscaster7332 2 года назад
It’s a toxic wasteland but it’s *our* toxic wasteland
@carsextendedwarranteecalle8749
@carsextendedwarranteecalle8749 2 года назад
@@emryscaster7332 its a hellsite, but it's *our* hellsite
@hellothere702
@hellothere702 Год назад
@@emryscaster7332 we work hard to make this hellsite a home
@namemycactus
@namemycactus Год назад
Omg comrade
@etcetera1995
@etcetera1995 Год назад
It's *our* cesspool dammit.
@h2ojr1
@h2ojr1 3 года назад
1 year later and I'm still waiting on my Gillette brand Big McRazr.
@metazoxan2
@metazoxan2 3 года назад
It turned out the material they used to make the blades look like a burger were EXTREMELY toxic and anyone that used one died within a week.
@gayfroggo
@gayfroggo 3 года назад
@@metazoxan2 wait then how is the CEO alive?
@the4thsteve27
@the4thsteve27 3 года назад
@@gayfroggo money
@spartanking2972
@spartanking2972 3 года назад
2 years
@Slightlyaggravatedcat
@Slightlyaggravatedcat 8 месяцев назад
He’s one of the best actors I have ever seen so so much talent and obvious hard work
@asstronaut4708
@asstronaut4708 Год назад
PLEASE- RIGHT AFTER HE SAID "and Cornelius fudge gets to watch" RU-vid ITSELF WAS LIKE "it's time to take a break" AND IM GONE IM WEAK 🤣🤣😂😂🤣
@Insertcurrentintresthere
@Insertcurrentintresthere 2 года назад
Do you ever have the feeling that Brennan doesn’t actually get a script for these and he’s just given products and what CEO he’s playing and he just improves the whole thing
@bloodyeagleofcainhurst9295
@bloodyeagleofcainhurst9295 Год назад
I could see them just coming up with the scripts that he was supposed to read for the interview/commercial and then the rest is him just reacting lol
@spartin1173
@spartin1173 Год назад
He just gets an explanation and then they pull out different props and he has to improv his reaction
@skye4082
@skye4082 Год назад
You have exactly 1K likes now
@alekkoj642
@alekkoj642 8 месяцев назад
Actually Brennan writes the majority of the scripts for these episodes (and greenlights all the concepts). he also notes the cut. Basically the episodes happen whenever Brennan has an idea he's crazy about. (this information is from the dropout subscriber server, where Sam answered a question about this!)
@rileymcphee9429
@rileymcphee9429 2 месяца назад
The more I've learned about Brennan, the shockingly truer this has become.
@bloodraven432
@bloodraven432 4 года назад
Haven't enjoyed a series this much since 'If Google was a Guy'.
@Starmadien2019
@Starmadien2019 4 года назад
I wish they'd bring that back
@veghead05
@veghead05 4 года назад
Man that was good
@zeroanimation3956
@zeroanimation3956 4 года назад
even better, "google CEO crossover"
@420vicnic
@420vicnic 4 года назад
Agreed!
@f.i.r.e.5119
@f.i.r.e.5119 4 года назад
Oh, yeah. I'm definitely not alone in wanting more of these CEO skits. IGWaG is something I wouldn't mind returning, either.
@adamcraig2575
@adamcraig2575 Год назад
The moviepass CEO genuinely made me feel bad 😭
@Spen_cey04
@Spen_cey04 2 года назад
"just because something doesn't work, doesn't mean it doesn't work" is the story of my life
@hellohooman8962
@hellohooman8962 2 года назад
"Why is everyone on the internet so horny?" My favorite line of the year. Maybe even the decade.
@jerrywoods9958
@jerrywoods9958 Год назад
He shaved his face with a burger
@zerdaquil1304
@zerdaquil1304 3 года назад
CEO Brennan out here acting like every group leader ever who turns their back for literally three seconds, turns around, and sees that the whole group is in chaos.
@ginao6810
@ginao6810 9 месяцев назад
The Venmo thing made me think of Ryan Howard in Season 5 of the Office when he made Dunder Mifflin Infinity and said people would be discussing the election and sharing music while buying paper on DMI
@Bookslayer10
@Bookslayer10 2 месяца назад
My favorite thing about this is how some CEO's start to give up and embrace the thing they are fighting against.
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