Predicting the Future with Bad Translations 

The fact that HE survives trillions of years into the future gives me comfort

This is definitely the most chaotic bad translations video so far. there‘s so much strange stuff coming out of google translate 💀

HE can deal with threats on the level of stars, but didn't know what to do when his bike fell into the river.

10:07 "Eukaryotes" turning into "Eucaritos" is amazing, I love it.

"by September 11, the money is gone" woah. history is repeating itself, i see

the fact that he didnt know what to do when his bike fell into the river would be the last thing i would expect him to do

I'm gonna start using "...was considered good, but bad, and fatal" as a new phrase to talk about my experiences

I love how the world just casually continues after ending.

5:25 Now really imagine how horrible it would be to be buried by billions of tons of corpses because of Exploding Ocean

2:22 u gotta love that 2099 Sony BIOS still supports Windows XP 😂

Directed by Christopher Nolan it seems

As a robot in control of Earth from the future, I can confirm this all happened.

4:50 Is this finally when Poland can into space?

He got slowly less powerful over time it seems. But he still remembered how to build stuff.

So the Queen was taking a vacation, makes sense, you need to unwind sometimes too.

Our future will be greatly harmed by the fact that California Walker bumped into California Walker....

After not being able to pull HIS bike from the river, HE spends several trillion years training to become the best engineer in the world, so that this tragic incident never happens again.

The Life of He. (And sometimes She) PART I In 555 BC, He was in front of the enemy, thankfully, He survived. From 447 BC and before, this forum has been announced 3 times during His career. In 439 BC, He asked an unknown figure, “Who is the king of wisdom?” We also learn in 439 BC that He hates the Nazi army, confusing many as they don’t know what a “Nazi” is, He returns home after 21 days. In 337 BC, we learn that He is the first player, beginning his first of three playthroughs. In 238 BC, He took Sardinia and Corsica to Rome, after Ardeo, He is taken to Rome for protection during the Illyrian War, 40 years later, He established the provinces and cities of Spain, another 100 years later, He and King Bogolius kill thousands of Cumbrian soldiers and civilians. In 14 AD, He dies on Friday. In 49 AD, He gets married for the first time, marrying Claudius Agrippina, the youngest daughter of Germanicus, 5 years later, He is assassinated by King Claudius Nero. In 117 AD, when the Romans captured the city of Rodum, He killed many people, over 100 years after not hearing about He, He killed Archon Heliogabalus and capturs Severus, after 50 years on the run, in 275 AD, He is killed by Priest Aurelian. In 431 AD, He affirmed Nicaragua’s original doctrine and rejected the teachings of Nestorius. In 456 AD when the Roman Civil War began, He’s grandfather, Rissimo and Marino, were forced to leave Rome. After nearly 100 years, He built a mosque that helped transform “The Super” into a civilization until it was destroyed and invaded by the Vikings in 794. In 577 AD, we learn that He lives in the West Saxon diocese. In 634 AD, He, after many years, turns his back on the island and fled for the old town of Rasdon. In 668 AD, He sets up a general shelter leading north. In 750 AD, a time traveler tells the world about how He will be arrested in 1519. In 949, He supervised the construction of the temple with a group of 56 Tipai hydranges. In 1018 AD, we learn that He’s official name is Bulgarian. He then goes silent for the next 88 years… ↓ Until the Battle of Serb Bridge, circa 1106 AD, where He defeats Robert Cook, the English leader of Henry Normandy. In 1118 AD, during the persecution, He becomes one of the most important and powerful military commanders of all time for his expert leadership in the Battle Serb Bridge. In 1192, He continues to ascend the ranks, becoming the first long-term military dictator to hold the post. After about 200 years, He is born into a group called the Battles of Kosovo during the Kosovo War in Serbia. In 1469, He is given 10 Sichod Tambon and becomes President. In 1485, She is born, and becomes one of the most famous British births. He then falls silent for centuries… ↓ Until in 1803, He returned to fight in the Napoleonic wars, in 1807, He takes a short break from the military to play a nice game of soccer/football, He becomes the last player of Borussia, but not even a year later, He goes to Copenhagen and steals several ships. In 1810, He takes the floor, becoming a celebrity of his time. In 1830, He learns about the horrible battles that took place in Yogkarta and Surkarta, but He does not really care. In 1831, He defends the freedoms and rights of the Cherokee in front of the Supreme Court, three years later, in accordance with British law, He is sent to prison for unknown reasons. Another decade later, in 1844, He becomes the leader of Baháʼu'lláh and is considered the founder of Baháʼí Faith, later in 1844, He recovers, this event is known as “The Great Depression.” He is not heard from for another 23 years, until in 1867, He travels the world. In ̶1̶8̶9̶7̶ 1893, He is killed in a violent attack, but just seven years later, He returns and launches an invasion of the eight lands of China and takes all of the fields, this will become known as “The China Field Incident” another 14 years later, specifically ↓ On July 24th, 1914, the Austro-Hungarian government sent He to Serbia, He refused this order, and supported the Serbians in the fight against Austria-Hungary. He is later seen in Charleroi, however does not fight either side in the city. On September 3rd, 1914, He was killed in the battle of Lava, Austria-Hungary, but just 6 days later, He attacked Theobald von Bateman-Hallweger, leaving many to believe the death of He was Austro-Hungarian propaganda. He is later recruited to the Ottoman Empire, fighting in the battle of Chatur, however his achievements are overshadowed by Lam’s triumphant victory, and He is left behind. He later mysteriously dies in Korea in 1915, but is later remarried in Britain to She, after divorcing Claudius Agrippina. He later leads an army to attack Romania, however this army is destroyed by Romanian forces, following the loss, He builds a church and school in Thessaloniki, Greece. He later receives a military commission from Maurice Heniz and builds several buildings outside the park. He then got up, which is called karma. Reports then reveal that he was born over 300 years in the Ottoman Empire. He was later received at Buckingham Palace by King George V on the evening of December 10th, and visited Buckingham Palace for the first time on November 11. He then takes a short break from the military, ↓ Until in 1936, He called for increased trade between the Netherlands and Germany, then on September 2nd, 1939, Britain and France agreed to send Him to Germany, in an attempt to halt the German advances during the Ghost War. Around this time He also begins trying to find a partner. A few weeks later, He is eventually pushed back to Belgium, where He founded the city of London, He manages to hold off the German advance and protects London. After waiting a few more months, Hitler attempts to invade Britain, but He masterfully prevents this from happening. He is then sent to Central Africa, after fighting in France and the UK in the Christmas War of 1940, a war that had lasted for 24 years, The result of this war is unknown. He was then sent to Crete, where his army and himself established the Kingdom of Crete. Two years later in November, 1942, He led an army from Alexandria, Egypt, to Moratus, Hungary. In 1944, growing tired of British leadership, He switches sides, joining German forces, summoning the Estonian army to destroy the Soviet Empire, this attempt sees He’s first major defeat, it is never confirmed, but is suspected that He retired from war following the loss. ↓ Until in 1950, He is declared missing, leaving many to believe he died in the war, He is later seen alive in 1959, when he flies 5,990 kilometers over the ocean, without an airplane, He then puts his flying skills to the test, as in 1967, He flies around the moon 10 times before returning to Earth, He arrived back in the US on July, 20th, 1969. Just one year later, He becomes the first astronaut to land on another planet, it is unspecified which planet this is, another year later on December 2nd, 1971, He becomes the first human to arrive on Mars. In 1975, He makes his great return to combat, however, in a naval rescue mission against the Khmer Rouge, He makes his second major loss, as he leads his entire team to failure. In 1979, NATO threatened nuclear expansion in Europe, which is (apparently) the second time He has had this happen, this leaves the populace to believe that He is an almighty god. In 1982, we learned that He is Spanish, contradicting earlier reports of him being born in the Ottoman Empire. Following the events which led Sri Lanka to ban their communist party, He is nicknamed “the youngest son of the Soviet Revolution.” In October 1983, American forces invade Grenada, with the help of He, the Grenadian Communist Party is overthrown, He overthrows the Cuban Army as well, limiting Cuban ambitions in the Caribbean and neutralizing the threat they posed to America, He then prevents the Soviet Union from constructing an airport, believing that they were trying to undermine American influence. In May, 1984, He condemned aid to the rebels. In 1985, the United Nations convicts He of crimes against humanity and war crimes in Argentina from 1976 to 1983. In 1986, SHE, He’s wife, became the first female president of the Philippines. She and He both go silent for a few years until eventually, ↓ In 1990, more modern reports do say that He was born in Lithuania, instead of Spain or the Ottoman Empire. Also in 1990, some very sad news, She’s hair is dirty. Just one year later, He retreated from Frunze to Bishkek, the capital of Kyrgyzstan. In August of 1991, following the independence of Azerbaijan from the Soviet Union, He smiled. And then just a few days later, He gained independence from Latvia and Lithuania, leaving many to believe He influenced the collapse of the Soviet Union. In 1992, He divided England into a republic of all duties, further increasing his power. In May of 1992, He paved the way for the restoration of Cambodia. In 1994, He, now leader of Afghanistan, was captured by militants. In 2002, He was in Afghanistan for 8 years after the army invaded Iraq. In 2012, He became the ruler of Azawad, ruling from Ansongo, the largest and last town in the Azawad Autonomous Province, He later steps down from this role as He begins traveling around Africa from Bujumbura to Gitega. In 2021, lots of people began to build monuments dedicated to He for his service in World War I and the Civil War, in May of the same year, He also defeated the Armenian army. This is all information about He to this day, more is expected to be found as scientists begin to study the life and history of He. This is literally too long for one RU-vid comment, rest of it is in the replies, also, thanks for the support fellow He supporters.

2:01 Wow I love the continuity in the series. If your remember, back in then badly translated recent history, a trade agreement betwen Grece, Turkey and Egipt was supposedly going to lead to then destruction of the world and now it turned out to be true.

The future is dark and grim without HIM.

The millennium song was a real thing, it’s like a noise that’s supposed to play for 1000 years

I didn't realize that not only did Elizabeth II come back to life and become immortal in the future, but from that point forward she would be key to geopolitics. Who knew?

7:27 Was this why HE became a prisoner under British law in 1834? After all, HE knew about the Nazis in Roman times.

unfortunately Jupiter replacing Mercury wouldn't end the world. I ran a simulation of the Soler system in universe sandbox for about 100 000 years with Mercury replaced with a second Jupiter. the inner planets orbits ended up weirdly inclined and over all messed up. earth had entered a new permeant colder state with average temperature fluctuating from about 6C to about 10C depending on where the earth was in its now somewhat elliptical orbit with glaciers extending to about 45 degrees of latitude in the northern and southern hemispheres. no doubt there would be some catastrophic implications for life, but the earth remains in one piece and civilization endures.

Let's go HE lore is back

Google Translate: In order to translate the future, we need to first go back to the past.

Your new editing style is insane. That much animating and movement takes a lot of skill and effort to do. You deserve an applause.

What the hell happened 1.2 billion years into the future? Although Carbohydrate levels are lower than chickens with high carbohydrate levels, the assumption that a specific photon can be identified, the factory where Let's death as a whole gets a high estimate of life expectancy and, if possible, high temperatures begin at home will not allow the animals to live.

I love how a good deal of the "future" events, some how occurred in the past.

I'm glad to have this roadmap for the future. Thank you, StarvHarv, you're doing the gods' work.

What a unique channel idea! I don’t think just anyone could accomplish it, let alone the niche nature of the humor. Your accent, the 2000s VH1 popup video style text, the topics, all come together so well because of your personality. Thank you for all the laughs, the world needs them more than ever.

1:54 you've heard of the middle ages, now get ready for the central ages

12:27 Wait a minute, it’s the Good Elephant from Backstroke of the West

HE will outlive us all.

7:32 a bike has fallen into the river in lthe Buddha city, start the new rescue *HE*licopter

I love the snailowls

10:22 Makes sense. No consumers means no demand.

2:31 damn Sony still supporting the PS2 in 2099

The fact that the world talks about how HE lost his bike in the river is reassuring. The world is still aware of He's actions from the past.

the queen has respawned 🗿

Everyone always focuses on the "He" lore, but nobody cares about the "Me" lore which i think is totally backwards because whoever it is when it talks about itself actually knows He and everything He has done, as well as everything that has been and will be

2022-2078 is a bit of a long hiatus, better put my waiting socks on.

He: before 535 BC-54 after 54-275 b. between 275-431 b. 1389 11 December 1617-1893 after 1893-3 September 1914 after 3 September 1914-18 January 1915 b. between 18 January 1915-3 July 1915 8 March 1990-at least 10^106 + 2024 She: b. 1485

3:50 Looking forward to having 0 kids and 999 money

Remember, this isn't history. This is HIS story

3:04 is funny to me because the translation didn't fuck anything up. The governor used an obscure loophole to increase what was supposed to be a temporary salary increase for a single school year to be an increase until the year 2425.

This guy is a GREAT editor.

3:45 Me as a little kid looking for money hacks in games be like

8:16 That´s what I call perseverance right there

He is truly eternal.

I'm going to create 56 or more metal stars.

3:10 sounds about right

0:25 oh this is easy 2 years after 1947 Hong Kong will be part of china as it was agreed 50 years before in 1999

Please translate Earth geological history badly from Cambrian period to Pleistocene! I'm sure He was present during the age of dinosaurs.

That last line was definitely talking about proton decay but it got absolutely butchered lmao

1:04 uhhh the most random part

0:25 Hong Kong 97 was made.

If you're gonna go this direction, you should do the predictions of Nostradamus next!

HE managed to get 100 shares from losing HIS bike, definitely the strongest we've seen HIM.

I hope you never run out of ideas and i like how far the editing has come even if there are minor issues

This is a nice headcanon for the HE lore: His hobbies include disco dancing, and now mountain biking apparently.

Something to look forward too.. Ah nvm Im gonna die anyway. Something my frozen clone will look forward to.

He deserves a movie.

8:42 they lore

So, in the near future, Poland travels back in time to the '40s and takes over the world, changing the timeline and leaving Australia as the only remnant of the British Empire, which causes them to later revive Queen Elizabeth II. Makes sense. Also, since HE was still around at the end of time and had become the world's greatest engineer ... what if that's where he's originally from? HE was the last human remaining in the universe, and after mastering engineering he eventually traveled back in time with knowledge of all history? Doesn't explain the reincarnation, but hey, maybe that's just how his time travel works.

Since the future is so polish, you should checkout out polish history

Who the hell dares to say anything about 10^108 years into the future in any language?

Great video! Sending more subs your way!

I can't believe HIS bike fell in the river 😢

11:46 HE must have Asian parents.

1:44 We are back in control, force them to surrender

I love how messed up the heat death of the universe became, Hawking radiation somehow turned into Hawkeye.

I did not expect astronomy to become a potentially NSFW career

Another fun way to mess up translations I found out is making like a paragraph then translating it into japanese or chinese, reversing the text of the japanese or chinese, then translating it back into english this makes it very funny and screwed up

12:09 I think it was trying to say: "1.54×10⁹ [1.54B] to 1.41×10⁹² (141 eíkosiennillion [I think, maybe? 141 and then 90 zeroes])

12:03 they really gave us the talk 😂

Idea: translate military vehicles descriptions may lead to funny results.

More HE, LET'S GO!!!!!

0:17 On 1 July, the present "one country, two systems" arrangement in Hong Kong is scheduled to end, as it was guaranteed for 50 years starting from July 1, 1997, provided under the Hong Kong Basic Law. The agreement was raised by Deng Xiaoping to deal with Hong Kong's reunification with the People's Republic of China in 1997, and stipulated in the Sino-British Joint Declaration of 1984. What will be done is not stated in any document.

I like how the sun didn't become a red giant at all.

The insane thing is that the further in the future it went, the more I understood it

this is the most incomprehensible one yet

0:50 that sounds like real Polish court, they are terrible

I'm craving some "Eucaritos" now! Their collective biomass is a little much, though; "Prokaryotos" have half the fat and salt, but not as good.

12:37 10¹⁰⁶ [10 triantatesserillion?] to 2.1×10¹⁰⁹ [21 triantapentillion?]

Average psychic predictions be like

2:16 that’s the hospital I was born in!

The queen in heaven be like : 2:42

Respect to the little lost planet in Oregon.

4:50 After waiting 10000 years, Poland can finally into space ! 😮

So proud of Mercury's transition into Jupiter, you go king /j

We never saw how *HE* found his bike after *HE* lost it in the river, hope it is okay

These translations are so chaotic but somehow they helped me. In history bee, there was a question about the guy that got rejected from Disneyland and I’m just so confused as to how that one small detail didn’t get changed 😭

4:50 The Polandball! The Polandball is real!

So many things to add to my calendar! Can't wait for all these eventsa

HE is one of the great constants in existence confirmed.

The best part of these videos are your visualizations; so goood

YES Thank you, this is the one I've been requesting

I watch your every new video, your content is absolutely entertaining

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