Press F |An Incorrect Summary of Metal Gear Solid 3, Max0r, Reaction 

"Did Kojima really say that?" No matter the context, the answer is yes, yes he did. He probably had an even crazier idea he didn't tell anyone

Ocelot does meow (he’s from the ocelot unit, it’s a viable strategy, apparently) Ocelot also does juggle guns, I think only info them had a single bullet, so it was a Russian rulette thing Also if I remember correctly Volgen grabs the guys balls because he didn’t have any, I think Also the boss’ death does change the flowers in the actual game

Fun fact: The Fear's arrows are laced with Brazilian Wandering Spider venom, which causes a super painful erection. So, technically, Snake is horny through the ENTIRE boss fight, and even longer.

Ocelot Juggling guns is an actual thing, he makes people play russian roulette with those 3 revolvers.

the fact that you think ocelot juggling guns is the weirdest thing actually gave me my own aneurism

Okay so, the Snake that we see in Metal Gear Solid 3 is not "Solid Snake" from MGS 1,2 and 4 due to the event of MGS 3 taking place before any other Metal Gear game. The Snake in this game is known as "Naked Snake" before he was given the name "Big Boss" due to him saving America and killing his former mentor and what's basically his mother the "Boss". Don't know why I bothered to type all of this out, but here's some knowledge I guess...

Drink game: Take a shot to every "Seriously?"

After Death Stranding I can believe Kojima actually wanted the sniper boss mission to last 3 weeks in real life. Man imagine you are on your second week and 5 days in. Then your safe gets corrupted and you have to start the whole game all over.

Kojima did indeed wanted that fight to be so long that it takes 3 weeks IRL

The sorrow "afterlife" sequence that shows up killed enemies can be done when you have killed nobody because you can play (mostly) non-lethal, but the bosses appears regardless. It become just an empty walk with nothing happening for long sections.

The whole white flowers turning red after killing the Boss is what happens in that cutscene

By the way, this game takes place in the 1960's (long beforethe events of MGS 1,2, 4, Revengeance, and the original Metal Gear games), and you aren't playing as Solid Snake. You are playing as Naked Snake, or Big Boss, the father/clone donor of Solid Snake. Big Boss is also the protagonist of MGS5 (or his mental doppelganger, Venom Snake). Also, based on your mini rant about your game object permanence, I would say that some of the bosses' AI is more realistic that Max0r thinks

As far as I know most people consider this the best mgs game

Ocelot's questions are all based on real things btw

Revolver Ocelot *is* crazy about America (not *this* crazy, though), mostly cowboy tricks, hence "revolver"; the first time Snake stopped him, he tried doing a revolver loading trick with a Makarov that jammed his gun; the second time, he brought a decorative piece and didn't account for the reduced ammo capacity, and learns from this by bringing two revolvers to his boss fight. He also juggles three revolvers (one bullet in one revolver) as an intimidation tactic. Oh yeah, and he does actually meow as a call to his Ocelot unit.

revengeance isn't the weirdest metal gear, it is simply the most up front about it

You could call your repressed pain a phantom pain

11:46 - The D-21 was carried by a YF-12A interceptor prototype, and was designed to launch, take photos, and return. The body of the aircraft is also its engine, and its controls are extremely limited - wedging a person between the ramjet and the skin at Mach 3.3 would be as comfortable as a panini press. The fourth launch from an m-12 came back and broke the mothership in two - at 11:48 we see the UAV directly below the M-12. This is less than optimal.

My favorite fact about the SR-71 Blackbird (the stealth plane) is that it's supposed stealth capabilities were effectively obsolete by the time it entered service. This didn't really matter, though, because if the Soviets shot a missile at it the plane would just accelerate and go faster than the missile. My second favorite is that its unique fusilage also meant that it's fuel tanks weren't airtight below a certain altitude, so it would be leaking fuel all the way down the runway and into the air until it hit it's safe altitude, at which point they would have to refuel it via tanker plane before it could leave American airspace.

"i don't do math well." I feel you my man!

10:50 What we got here is the Davy Crockett nuclear recoilless rifle system, capable of delivering a small tactical nuclear warhead... that you'll still be well within the radius of when it goes off. It, uh... didn't get officially adopted, and I don't believe there are any records of it being used beyond the testing phase. Also, the world is on the brink of nuclear destruction in this case because this game takes place right around the time of the Cuban Missile Crisis.

Ok so the thing about the gun juggling is that it's basically a crazy form of Russian roulette. Ocelot put one bullet in one of the three guns and it's basically what u would expect. If he dry fires six times the person gets to live. It's basically his way of interrogating someone.

Maxor‘s writing is just amazing- and the editing, just, chef‘s kiss

Funny thing is Ocelot is actually The Sorrow's and The Joy's son.

I actually find Ocelot's multiple guns Russian roullette to be fascinating, because there are layers of luck at play. There are three, or two guns, and only one of the chambers in one of the multiple guns is actually loaded. So for a gun to fire, you needed to pick the gun with a bullet in the chamber, and fire the bullet in one of the 6 chambers. Realistically speaking, Ocelot is incredibly kind for giving you such high odds in your favor. It's almost impossible to fire that shot.

31:38 - this is "БЕЙ" which is second person singular imperative form of the verb "beat".

The Games ending cutscene is actually so good dude, like I don’t know if it’s the nostalgia but it never fails to bring a tear to my eye

47:08 The fact that what you said is literally what happens is hilarious because he becomes the man on fire in mgsV

It's called the Sr-71 Black bird

I know what that's like, the no AC in high heat thing, half of the houses I've moved to haven't had one which is odd cause... you know for a house in a friggin prairie know for high 20's to low 30's Celsius. Solution: Buy a portable AC unit for myself while room-mates try to raise their speech skill on the landlord

The name Revolver Ocelot is because in Metal Gear Solid 1 (2? One of the earlier ones) he is using revolvers.

At the end where you duel Ocelot a way to win when you actually choose correct gun use 5 of the 6 shots. Ocelot asks why you didn't do the last shot then Snake smirks at him.

12:26 - it could. This is a depiction of the real system that consisted of D-21A reconnaissance UAV and M-21 carrier aircraft.

Awh hell yeah

24:10 It is from the start of the game. Depending on your clothes you have different camouflages.

11:55 the Lockheed SR-71 blackbird a strategic long range reconnaissance aircraft Capable of a Speed of Mach 3 and an Altitude of 85,000 feet

How do people not know about Ocelot? The biggest westaboo the Japanese made.

To this day, Endless Eight is still one of my most favourite parts of Haruhi... really giving that timeloop a run for it's money xD

The plane is the sr-71 blackbird

11:55. Late comment but that's the Lockheed A-12 reconnaissance plane, specifically the M-21 variant with the D-21 drone that Snake rides on

he does use the bees to attack. he has them carry grenades to you as suicide bombers. its not character creation just disguises ala hitman 47. skyrim was referencing a euphism for marrige. its not the ass clap its the song over a ladder scene meme. no the no damage is normal likely expectin you to be stealthy.

Metal Gear is incredibly serious. Unless it isn't. But still is. For great justice.

Oh yes one of the best prequels ever made......and it was Maxor'd lol. Oh this video was an absolute riot just like the other ones.

52:08 MGS3 isn't a long game on a cut-scene skipping replay. I'd argue this video is longer than a MGS3 speed run.

The part about 3 weeks was a joke. He wasnt told it by a gibbon, just the team working on the game

38:00 unless you are unprepared, you will not get swept off your feet.

There is a way to beat psycho mantis without the plug the second controller thing.

Did anyone else when u played this game cried at the end of this game

hey man we all forget about enemies who we think we have killed only for them to shoot you with a rocket launcher/throw a grenade at the worst possible time.

18:24 foreshadowing

Oh, and like Palpatine. He did not die.

LBJ stands for Lyndon Baines Johnson. Though he is well regarded in the US for his domestic policies especially on civil rights, health care, and welfare, as an Australian I'll always remember him as the one who did us dirty back in Vietnam.

31:39 - The translation of the inscription on the helmet is "hit" or "beat."

44:15 we are going to live in the cyberpunk world without the cool tech.

I'm pretty sure the guy giving the medal is Nixon because he was Ike’s Vice President.

the joke about kojima's name is just him being funny and using random words that pronounced together kinda sound like Hideo Kojima

26:01 that's OnlyAfro my boy friend

40:15 imagine that on a dynasty warriors game.

Any time you ask “seriously” or “really” the answer is yes

Ocelot juggling the guns is because he is playing Russian Roulette with the scientist.

25:45 That's from a short video made by Tomska (of ASDF Movie fame) called... Baby With a Gun. The majority of Tomska's videos are pretty fun, and I'd recommend watching them!

40:09 Could be done a slightly different way without defeating the point. Maybe like if you kill everyone again, you're a bad guy. If you avoid all of them and escape somehow, you're a good guy. Shallow? Yes. Does it work? I dunno do I look like a fuckin writer to yo-

If you mess with the visuals on tv can get through cave easier. Also when in prison cell save then load the game.

Have to watch, baby with a gun

The Blackbird if a am c correct

It was split in two, not in two equal halves.

27:19 no he is not kidding kojima wanted "the end" boss fight to last exactly that and this boss can be cheesed using the console internal clock to make him die of old age no I am not making it up look it up it's real

spoiler remember the man on fire from phantom pain yeah that's volgin the man max0r calls palpatine. and the scene where snake shoots the boss the worst part about it is that the game makes you pull the trigger like wow how much more heartbreaking can it get.

Those who don't know should also check Hiamdaisy's voiced comic of this game. It is also very much hilarious.

Btw according to my Russian friend(that lives in the US now) siberia is Russian florida atleast on the insane people and shit scale. Also also you can find videos of people cosplaying as ocelot and doing the gun juggle and its really cool. Also also also skyrim didn't reference anything ! "Arrow to the knee" is a common old phrase for marriage

Fellow Mashu enjoyer

Sr 71

You will own nuffin

Play armored core

I got something you can react to little kuriboh watched Yu-Gi-Oh GX

The SR-71 Blackbird was made out of carbon fiber and titanium the only reason why so few exist is cuz they literally disintegrated because of the speed they were going at they had no weapons to make it as light as possible

The game actually have a camouflage system that you have to MANUALLY CHANGES and the optimal pattern changes every 5 steps. Yes, it is horrible.

Ha i wonder metal gear in Iran ...?🤔

So to help explain somethings, Ocelot's gun spinning isnt just for show, its used as distracting tactic well. His meows that he does are actually alert signals for the other KRU members, which is why Snake so quickly beat him down, basically Ocelot called in the rest of his elite squad to blow Snake's cover. Another thing is that despite how campy he is, Ocelot is genuinely one of the most fearsome members of the bad guys in Snake Eater. As seen when he threatens Sokolov with three revolvers at once without at all losing focus. His aim and control with firearms is nearly unmatched and as seen in his and Snake's second battle they were basically even before The Pain showed up. Second thing is revolving (no pun intended) around The Cobras themselves, this is less of concrete fact and more of a theory but their special abilities, aka mutations, were in theory caused by exposure to nuclear radiation, with the Boss herself obviously being the perfect test subject out of the batch.

At the end of World War 2, the world was split into cringe. Cringe And More cringe

every joke about russia kinda hits the nail on the head with current events... yeah russia always hated Ukraine

Kojima always wanted to make a James Bond move, but he sucks at writing scripts, so no one hired him, then he tried it with video games but he was still bad at writing scripts so Konami forbid him to make games

no bad mechanics in MGS3 are on the same level as bad game design in a from software game, its peak Kojimatism in the parts where they get him away with pushing those elements. The difference is that metal gear solid 3 has a plot and is an actual good game with a good challenge level despite the bad gameplay while from soft are janky messes with no stories and borderline unplayable along with being easy as F