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Primitive Correctness (feat. Crabstickz) 

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Ugh! Get with the pre-times.
Featuring Chris 'Crabstickz' Kendall ( / crabstickz )
Written and Directed by Thomas Ridgewell ( / tomska )
Co-Written by Eddie Bowley ( / eddache )
Cinematography by Max Brill (www.maxbrill.co...)
Music by Todd ‘LilDeuceDeuce’ Bryanton ( / lildeucedeuce )
Sound Design by Dan Pugsley (danpugsley.co.uk)
Makeup by Silvija Vil ( / 2svj7 )
and Edie Flowers ( / eed_flowers )
Edited by Elliot Gough ( / elliotexplicit )
Visual Effects by Jason Forge ( / forgehousefilms )
Costume Design by Miss Jacqueline White (www.missjacquel...)
Sound Recording by Joel Neale ( / joelneale )
THE REST OF THE CREW (links coming soon)
Executive Producer Richard Webb
Produced by Jane Bell
Production Executive Eirwen Davies
Line Producer Francis Gilson
Production Manager Susan Warwicker
Production Accountant Nicola Dunstan
Production Design by Gemma Bailey
Art Department Assistance by Tanya Bailey
Assistant Directed by Steve Roberts
Floor Runner Alex Woolley
Production Runner Zoe Waterman
Focus Puller Kate Molins
Camera Assistant Sonia Rodriguez
Lighting Gaffer Tom Nowell
Costume Standby Ashley Ann Andrews
Location Manager Peter Kelly
Colourist Sven Brooks
Special Thanks to Ashens
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Комментарии : 3,8 тыс.   
@Nintenja889
@Nintenja889 8 лет назад
BBC sponsor?! Great job!
@maxresdefault_
@maxresdefault_ 8 лет назад
+That Nintenja You Know acctually, this was on TV.
@XZhyperZX
@XZhyperZX 8 лет назад
He made this and some others for the bbc
@Deadi12
@Deadi12 8 лет назад
+That Nintenja You Know I know I was shocked they let this go through.
@CorrvenGill
@CorrvenGill 8 лет назад
+Deadi22 It's not the US that's why it did.
@Deadi12
@Deadi12 8 лет назад
Desterminator the us lets that kind of thing happen all the time what I was shocked about was that the BBC of all things would sponsor it.
@jobRobbemond
@jobRobbemond 8 лет назад
Put on english subtitles... *sexy caveman carving sounds*
@aidensmith6277
@aidensmith6277 8 лет назад
OMG HAHA Do The RU-vidrs Do The Caps??
@jobRobbemond
@jobRobbemond 8 лет назад
Aiden Smith Yes. Tomska did this himself
@tomrabbani
@tomrabbani 8 лет назад
+job Robbemond auto generated or uk?
@jobRobbemond
@jobRobbemond 8 лет назад
Tom Ribena UK
@mtfunnies1153
@mtfunnies1153 8 лет назад
The fact
@Fennoman12
@Fennoman12 8 лет назад
"Spitroast?" "Maybe afterwards" Oh man this is great. Also, don't Google that.
@KCStyleZ001
@KCStyleZ001 8 лет назад
+Fenno You realize that spitroast is also another way to cook an animal right?
@zljmbo
@zljmbo 8 лет назад
+Fenno why not? ...oh god
@minecraftermad
@minecraftermad 8 лет назад
+Fenno already did... wanna know my age?
@Fennoman12
@Fennoman12 8 лет назад
KCStyleZ001 Yeah that was kind of the joke in the video...
@kathleencaitlyn
@kathleencaitlyn 8 лет назад
+KCStyleZ001 ... that's the joke
@alijuandero1370
@alijuandero1370 2 года назад
"its not adam and steve" "well actually its adam, eve and steve, they're having a barbeque and you should come" "ooh, spit roast?" "maybe afterwards" that was the best
@klaasnerincx3212
@klaasnerincx3212 Год назад
i dont get the joke... can you explain it? i know its been a year
@alijuandero1370
@alijuandero1370 Год назад
@@klaasnerincx3212 I can definitely explain. It's a sex joke that's talking about threesomes
@brrrrrr
@brrrrrr Год назад
​@@klaasnerincx3212a "spit roast" is a position where a woman has her torso facing down, one man in the rear and one man in the front, both men supporting the woman
@klaasnerincx3212
@klaasnerincx3212 Год назад
@@brrrrrr oooooooooooooooh, thanks you internet stranger
@mouseboat
@mouseboat 8 лет назад
"spit roast?" "maybe afterwards" see THIS is why i love tomska omg
@LordFakeGodz
@LordFakeGodz 8 лет назад
sex joke, always the best
@MisterBlueSkyProductions
@MisterBlueSkyProductions 8 лет назад
Jamie I don't get it...
@ViktorAdriaansens
@ViktorAdriaansens 8 лет назад
adam, eve & steve. That's two males and a female. A "spitroast" requires a configuration as such. Funny.
@jncubed1287
@jncubed1287 7 лет назад
Viktor Adriaansens you mean two hunters and a gatherer?
@ghetoknight7801
@ghetoknight7801 4 года назад
what is a spit roast exactly?
@AlphaBeastHD
@AlphaBeastHD 8 лет назад
The 'spitroast' joke was absolutely fucking brilliant - credit to whoever created that one!
@toamastar
@toamastar 8 лет назад
hhohohohohohoho Banter. i fucking died.
@sunfreckledmoonchild
@sunfreckledmoonchild 8 лет назад
Oh my god this is at least my seventh time watching this and I JUST got that spit roast joke. I'm so angry right now.
@sourwitch2340
@sourwitch2340 6 лет назад
Sunfreckle All hail Sunfreckle, son of our praised sun god and name giver to the second magazine of the stone age. But, but, bolindanats.
@TheMrbiggs
@TheMrbiggs 8 лет назад
When he said banter I fucking died
@Oberbazillus
@Oberbazillus 8 лет назад
(Inserts Qoute from the Video here combined with a "Best Moment xD")Now gimme some likes bitches!
@reptilected4097
@reptilected4097 8 лет назад
Yeah I agree that was the best part
@tiagov.s.2693
@tiagov.s.2693 8 лет назад
+Future Gohan yea that was the best part of the skit here's a like young traveler
@lurkingharris
@lurkingharris 8 лет назад
+Future Gohan (Insert consecutive segment of quote here with supplementary emoji to feast off another's popularity) :D
@tiagov.s.2693
@tiagov.s.2693 8 лет назад
Lurking Harris now that you mention, that moment was indeed funnier, hey future gohan gimme my like back im giving it to lurking harris
@paperplanes101
@paperplanes101 8 лет назад
+Future Gohan (Inserts trashy rebuttal about much of a sellout Tomska is and how unfunny that moment was)
@kirbit5909
@kirbit5909 3 года назад
This video aged well
@finerz321
@finerz321 8 лет назад
Spit roast? Maybe afterwards
@allecandy9508
@allecandy9508 4 года назад
I can't wait to have my own 2 gatherer family !!
@devenhull3677
@devenhull3677 5 лет назад
"Spitroast?" "Maybe after" Comedy gold
@somerandomguy2316
@somerandomguy2316 4 года назад
“‘Maybe afterwards” omg how did I miss this?!
@andreotti7990
@andreotti7990 5 лет назад
It's amazing the way how you explain these serious contents in a funny video
@tark1860
@tark1860 8 лет назад
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! banta.
@gnaskar
@gnaskar 8 месяцев назад
In case anyone didn't know, hunting was an activity that required the whole tribe working together. Adults using nets and spears waited in ambush while children spooked the wildlife and drove them towards the trap. Gathering, meanwhile, was something done in small groups away from the tribe, and was a chance for young couples to get some privacy. Neither was gender exclusive or full time jobs. Everyone was a hunter-gatherer, there were no hunters or gatherers.
@PLOTBLOCK
@PLOTBLOCK 6 лет назад
When I watch this after not seeing it for a while the banter at the end always gets me xD
@YuckCanuck
@YuckCanuck 7 лет назад
crabstickz is society, TomSka is the internet.
@frankfurhter
@frankfurhter 8 лет назад
Just censor some parts and this is PERFECT for CBBC!
@gargamancula5158
@gargamancula5158 3 года назад
Me: looks at the very first subtitle Also Me: Tom did you write this joke to boost your self esteem?
@raymantis8544
@raymantis8544 7 лет назад
"It's Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve" I think this guy needs to sit down and have a good Adam and breathe
@talkingdog101
@talkingdog101 8 лет назад
please do yourself a favor and watch all of TomSka's videos with subtitles
@emmagallacher3347
@emmagallacher3347 5 лет назад
Horrible Histories looking great.
@FandubsBySimon
@FandubsBySimon 9 месяцев назад
Happy 8th annivesary of The Tomska's Primitive Correctness video that it was Collab with Crabstickz and BBC Comedy (I'm so late) - Your BBC Comedy Sketch Fan from the past - GraphicsBySimone
@MasterGibz
@MasterGibz 4 года назад
This is like the fourth or fifth time watching this. Just got that spit roast joke. Holy shit
@sinombrerodriguez3442
@sinombrerodriguez3442 7 лет назад
im shook about the spit roast joke
@rjsmind
@rjsmind 8 лет назад
crabstickz always kills it
@spacecore94
@spacecore94 4 года назад
I have watched this video many MANY times but I didn't get the spitroast joke until just now
@coffee4682
@coffee4682 5 лет назад
“Spitroast?” “Maybe later,” God damn, that sex joke.
@Xenon1825
@Xenon1825 7 лет назад
"Spit roast?" "Maybe afterwards." God damn, I didn't get that one for a while.
@creako4622
@creako4622 6 лет назад
This went on the BBC. Look at the top left corner.
@queenluci6664
@queenluci6664 4 года назад
Some of these are reasonable, but most are realistically ridiculous.
@bloodlineanimations3634
@bloodlineanimations3634 4 года назад
Homophobia in a nutshell: They can be 2 hunters and 2 gatherers. DISCUSTING Except for two gatherers that's hot.
@irok1
@irok1 4 года назад
Now that's just being sexist
@cuppacofi1129
@cuppacofi1129 4 года назад
Irok 121 yeah that's their point
@bloodlineanimations3634
@bloodlineanimations3634 4 года назад
@@irok1 And homophobic. Just because you only support one doesn't mean you're allied. And yes, that can be sexist.
@irok1
@irok1 4 года назад
Your original comment is sexist because it is saying that only males can be homophobic. For women, two hunters would be hot.
@matthewmccann-willis162
@matthewmccann-willis162 4 года назад
"They're having a barbecue tonight. You should come!" "Spit roast?" "Maybe afterwards." Brilliant!
@exonghc4980
@exonghc4980 6 лет назад
now available on tablet
@republicofsandles
@republicofsandles 6 лет назад
"It's not the 9050's BC anymore". I wonder what decade they were referencing.
@Vale-tg1og
@Vale-tg1og 5 лет назад
Chris is more logical than most newspapers now
@Mayo_For_Sanity
@Mayo_For_Sanity 8 лет назад
Who thought 'The Sun' was primitive... hmm!
@tennohack6704
@tennohack6704 3 года назад
I'm noticing more and more as society progresses there are more and more things we _can't_ do, but we're not getting anything we _can_ do,
@prozystudios1595
@prozystudios1595 3 года назад
usually the things that you can't do allow other to do things, i.e., allow women to travel outside without getting groped and harassed.
@commanderfiendfyre4095
@commanderfiendfyre4095 5 лет назад
Is it me or does Chris look like he belongs in a fantasy/action movie?
@danielpoole9960
@danielpoole9960 3 года назад
Just realised the caveman knocked even though doors wasn’t invented
@ashthetrash2109
@ashthetrash2109 5 лет назад
when time travelers are politicly currect in 2000BC
@darsoulr
@darsoulr 8 лет назад
I planned none eleven it's too late to stop my evil plan.....they won't step down if marshAll is an enacted
@melancholics_7808
@melancholics_7808 7 лет назад
I wonder if none British people got the The Sun page 3 joke
@nomad3746
@nomad3746 7 лет назад
Crabstikz looks like that guy from Pirates of the Carribean...
@safaeit
@safaeit 4 года назад
Totally legit video
@nenai
@nenai 7 лет назад
MAYBE AFTERWARDS
@thingamabobber859
@thingamabobber859 5 месяцев назад
"its adam and eve not adam and steve" got me rolling
@nicholeanne3311
@nicholeanne3311 7 лет назад
Chris looks like russel brand in this
@alexdrawrz1167
@alexdrawrz1167 7 лет назад
spit roast? maybe afterwards.
@nekochiyu5060
@nekochiyu5060 6 лет назад
"Ohohohoho, Banter."
@josephjmurphy1718
@josephjmurphy1718 7 лет назад
Someone help, I didn't get the spit roast joke
@interstellardramallama5771
@interstellardramallama5771 7 лет назад
I looked up Spitroast and now I know life...... . . ..... . . . . . ....
@MrAztek
@MrAztek 6 лет назад
This is so true
@patrickbourne3819
@patrickbourne3819 8 лет назад
Wow an episode where everyone didn't die
@somegingerguy4242
@somegingerguy4242 7 лет назад
Well, if you considering time and everything, hey ALL died....Captain Buzzkill AWAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!
@SUBZERO-rd5oq
@SUBZERO-rd5oq 7 лет назад
Patrick Bourne Technically they did since they are cavemen.
@Scrubjay457
@Scrubjay457 6 лет назад
I'm more surprised that it's a feat. crabstickz video without being gay.
@Tofu21_
@Tofu21_ 5 лет назад
So true
@multifandommassacre2159
@multifandommassacre2159 5 лет назад
666 oh shit
@ShortneysLife
@ShortneysLife 8 лет назад
"frustrated caveman sounds" "really frustrated caveman sounds" "ashamed caveman sounds" "amused and aroused caveman sounds"
@RED40HOURS
@RED40HOURS 6 лет назад
ShortneysLife *Banter*
@bromicorn
@bromicorn 5 лет назад
Sexy caveman carving sound
@YourHomieFrog
@YourHomieFrog 4 года назад
angry caveman sounds Dead caveman sounds Wet slapping caveman sounds
@cubirk
@cubirk 4 года назад
Thats a good joke hahahah
@HugeBigJohnson
@HugeBigJohnson 4 года назад
@Am Crab very spooky
@mollywear8339
@mollywear8339 8 лет назад
This reminded me of horrible histories
@reptilected4097
@reptilected4097 8 лет назад
That show was amazing
@TomSka
@TomSka 8 лет назад
+Molsasaurus Thank you
@ThatGuyRBY
@ThatGuyRBY 8 лет назад
+TomSka was this based on their sort of style of film and comedy?
@mnsterHUNTERps
@mnsterHUNTERps 8 лет назад
true
@Petsinwinter2
@Petsinwinter2 8 лет назад
my only contact with that show was the episodes my high school world history teacher showed us in class. they were pretty good. way more detailed than one would expect them to be.
@MAUD_IFY
@MAUD_IFY 8 лет назад
"will there be spitroast?" "humm, maybe afterwards?"
@ayai5233
@ayai5233 7 лет назад
some people dont understand it tho :P
@MAUD_IFY
@MAUD_IFY 7 лет назад
ayai5233 and that is what i like about it
@huseyinkac941
@huseyinkac941 7 лет назад
ayai5233 yes as a non British I need an explanation :P may you help
@MAUD_IFY
@MAUD_IFY 7 лет назад
Hüseyin Kaç spitroast is a 3-way sex position.
@huseyinkac941
@huseyinkac941 7 лет назад
Oh god :D ahm, what about "banter!" at the end then?
@CharlieHankey
@CharlieHankey 8 лет назад
Far Cry Primal looks good.
@travisbrun1419
@travisbrun1419 8 лет назад
😂😂😂😂
@ASquared544
@ASquared544 5 лет назад
I saw Primal, which immediately sent my thoughts to "Primal Aspids", and now I'm having Vietnam flashbacks
@Hindshell5438
@Hindshell5438 4 года назад
@@ASquared544 i..............
@MovableMosquito
@MovableMosquito 4 года назад
Wrong
@lowqualitygamer9218
@lowqualitygamer9218 4 года назад
Yeah I recently played and it was good sadly I lost to much well lost misson seven two much
@user-hx1nr9ru1p
@user-hx1nr9ru1p 8 лет назад
For people who don't know what this is actually about, it's making fun of the Sun, which is a British tabloid that is known for being particularly toxic
@liamboi2k10
@liamboi2k10 8 лет назад
Man nobody seems to get it...
@Jimbo386000
@Jimbo386000 7 лет назад
I see... I never even knew that existed (I'm American). Thanks for clarifying. It's actually a lot more funny with context.
@dedacc1106
@dedacc1106 7 лет назад
Adi oohhhhh i get it! thanks! From, a once-confused American child
@sns1547
@sns1547 7 лет назад
i didnt know they were toxic but thats only bc i dont read newspapers at all.
@lavenderwalrus9875
@lavenderwalrus9875 7 лет назад
they are also known for putting naked women on page 3
@crabstickz
@crabstickz 8 лет назад
This is all a bit sexy for the beeb isn't it? woof
@ThePoptartster
@ThePoptartster 8 лет назад
+crabstickz Are you the guy that gave Mr Weebl the kazoos?
@TomSka
@TomSka 8 лет назад
Please respect my restraining order x
@lucyd1054
@lucyd1054 8 лет назад
+TomSka AHAH
@Madblaster6
@Madblaster6 8 лет назад
+TomSka nooooo! You two need to make wore colabs!
@Nagara94
@Nagara94 8 лет назад
chris i miss your blogs
@JoshIdstein
@JoshIdstein 8 лет назад
Whenever Tom and Chris work together, the end product is pure gold. Or, I guess, bronze.
@amybradu1767
@amybradu1767 8 лет назад
No bronze yet either, this is the Stone Age, we can't use metal yet
@Cooper287
@Cooper287 8 лет назад
+Aaron Idstein Saying it rocks is the best for this case.
@JoshIdstein
@JoshIdstein 8 лет назад
+Cooper damn why didn't I think of this?
@happydolphin1432
@happydolphin1432 8 лет назад
Oooh I see what you done theeeeere...
@powderedwater67
@powderedwater67 8 лет назад
+Aaron Idstein lol
@koeidex2986
@koeidex2986 4 года назад
“Disgusting mud people” “they prefer to be called ‘hygienically challenged’” *_They had us in the first half not gonna lie._*
@SpectreCiNW
@SpectreCiNW 4 года назад
ARRH! political correctness gone mad
@mr.cup6yearsago211
@mr.cup6yearsago211 4 года назад
“No, you can’t call them Mud People anymore.” “B-but they live in the mud.” Hilarious how that’s a good metaphor for the way people seem to think that the correct terms are offensive.
@mr.cup6yearsago211
@mr.cup6yearsago211 4 года назад
Lucia Thomas that metaphor doesn’t really work, because tell me where Americans live.
@DoctorPhileasFragg
@DoctorPhileasFragg 4 года назад
@@mr.cup6yearsago211America? I know there are two americas with several countries in each, but it's generally accepted - and more importantly what Lucia obviously meant - that "America" is short for "United States of America"
@mr.cup6yearsago211
@mr.cup6yearsago211 4 года назад
DoctorPhileasFragg and thus, you have proven my point. Lemme give a few more examples. Jocks, gamers, bookworms, trekkies, and, as I’ve already mentioned, we call people certain things depending on where they’re from, as you’ve so delightfully demonstrated, we call people Americans because they’re from the United States of America. In the same vein, we have the terms English, Mexican, Japanese, etc. We name groups of people based on one trait all the time, especially with regards to where they live, as with the caveman calling them Mud People because they live in the mud.
@plank2490
@plank2490 8 лет назад
"its not the 9050-BC anymore... These days we ask women" ".Before we bludgeon them"
@yourboi1842
@yourboi1842 8 лет назад
Not me
@captaincatastrophe5143
@captaincatastrophe5143 8 лет назад
+Avi Cohen Your Profile Pic was on the Imgur FP today. Hello Fellow Imgurian.
@plank2490
@plank2490 8 лет назад
hellow! sorry but i dont recognize you
@JamsBrosOfficial
@JamsBrosOfficial 8 лет назад
69 upvotes... Coincidence? I think not.
@ZlashQu
@ZlashQu 8 лет назад
+Avi Cohen Amazing. Did you watch the video as well?
@kateemma22
@kateemma22 8 лет назад
Chris' character is far too sensible and forward-thinking for even the modern day Sun.
@tomcunningham9250
@tomcunningham9250 8 лет назад
agreed
@kateemma22
@kateemma22 8 лет назад
***** Have you read The Sun?
@kateemma22
@kateemma22 8 лет назад
***** The Sun newspaper.
@RematodeRanger
@RematodeRanger 6 лет назад
have you read any British news that isn't this shit though? the best we have is BBC and even that is pretty awful
@PhoenixValkyrie
@PhoenixValkyrie 6 лет назад
This still holds true two years later...
@EGRJ
@EGRJ 8 лет назад
The irony is that both sides of the debate might think this is on their side.
@Oddi0
@Oddi0 8 лет назад
I think you mean, "The genius."
@taliyeth
@taliyeth 8 лет назад
Majority of what I've seen were people complaining about how it was on the opposite side. Also, this comment's entirely pointless, sorry.
@saxa-uta
@saxa-uta 7 лет назад
TomSka Nailed it.
@CapnShades
@CapnShades 6 лет назад
I'm not gonna say which side I'm on (because at this point "tolerant" people will immediately shut me down), but I have noticed that one is just a _bit_ more ridiculous-looking than the other in this skit.
@JommerMan
@JommerMan 6 лет назад
Ace in the Hole month late but I completely agree, *not saying which side I agree with either*
@LilDeuceDeuce
@LilDeuceDeuce 8 лет назад
THANKS O-TOM-A
@kazu0kaz1
@kazu0kaz1 8 лет назад
+LilDeuceDeuce Booooooooo
@edwardrobinson2853
@edwardrobinson2853 8 лет назад
+LilDeuceDeuce Thanks for the music Todd
@FREENETFLIX2013
@FREENETFLIX2013 8 лет назад
thank you for being born
@RileyBaldock
@RileyBaldock 8 лет назад
+LilDeuceDeuce Where can I find the outro?
@ilayLoL
@ilayLoL 8 лет назад
doctor monster please
@MynockMystery
@MynockMystery 7 лет назад
"Spitroast?" "Maybe after" Goddammit Tom you're a genius
@x-arya-x
@x-arya-x 4 года назад
shit i dont get it
@predetor2124
@predetor2124 4 года назад
@@x-arya-x It's a 3 way sex position. (don't shoot the messenger, you asked...)
@randomxboxguy2078
@randomxboxguy2078 4 года назад
@@predetor2124 wow thanks Simba
@cuppacofi1129
@cuppacofi1129 4 года назад
Mephistopheles 10 k, It's over 9000 I mean if they're all the same gender then its DEFINITELY gay now
@CethIsADevil
@CethIsADevil 3 года назад
@@predetor2124 time too shoot the mesanger
@nakada1996
@nakada1996 8 лет назад
Who wouldn't love two gatherers am I right?
@nakada1996
@nakada1996 8 лет назад
***** I'm stronger than an ant...if an ant was this big.....
@yourboi1842
@yourboi1842 8 лет назад
I see someone with that picture every day
@nakada1996
@nakada1996 8 лет назад
+Kappakappa duk if you're into that...
@someweeb3650
@someweeb3650 8 лет назад
+Trung Tran we need an animated adaptation, lets call it "yuri"
@ScarletHasAKnife
@ScarletHasAKnife 8 лет назад
+Some Weeb Yes. And lets make it more accepted then two hunters because we are men.
@AnimatedTerror
@AnimatedTerror 3 года назад
One of my favorite bits about this is when Tom mentioned that the makeup they had on for the sketch looked like blackface and he and Chris panicked and pulled it off. That dirt on their face is the remains of accidental blackface. And given the subject matter of this video I think that makes it even funnier !
@destinyvoltaire
@destinyvoltaire 2 года назад
Where does Tom talk about this, I'd love to listen to it.
@SkyKidShyKid
@SkyKidShyKid 2 года назад
@@destinyvoltaire On his second channel, "fun facts & fuck ups" is the video you're looking for.
@spartacussmith7070
@spartacussmith7070 8 лет назад
Modern days: Everyone stays at home on phones and stuff. Late 20th century: Everyone stays at home on NES and sews 'n stuff. Early 20th century: Everyone stays at home on the trains. And the Jews stayed inside. Columbus days: Everyone stays at home reading. Middle Ages: Everyone stays home avoiding the plague. 1 BC Days: Everyone fears God and stays home and writes stuff on walls. Prehistoric Days: Everyone stays at the fire all day. Next time someone says all people ever do now is stay inside, just know that the entire human race was like that.
@Henbush8
@Henbush8 8 лет назад
I love the person who invented houses.
@EzioHanitore
@EzioHanitore 8 лет назад
Didn't realize everyone lived on trains
@dm4884
@dm4884 8 лет назад
+EzioHanitore I like trains
@AurageyserOrion
@AurageyserOrion 8 лет назад
+dm24446 what have y-(get run over by a rouge train)... done...
@wololo3781
@wololo3781 8 лет назад
This is so stupid, i don't even...
@themandownstairs4765
@themandownstairs4765 4 года назад
"actually, it's adam, eve, AND steve. they're having a barbecue tonight." "spit roast?" "maybe afterwards." well now I can never show my family this video, thanks
@ass4ssinang3l97
@ass4ssinang3l97 2 года назад
You were gonna show them the video?? Even after the end??
@mcpopcorn3195
@mcpopcorn3195 2 года назад
why not? i dont get the spitroast joke....
@mcpopcorn3195
@mcpopcorn3195 2 года назад
nvm found out and i regret asking
@CheeseMiser
@CheeseMiser 2 года назад
I dont get it, what is spitroast
@Kimurasensei75
@Kimurasensei75 2 года назад
@@CheeseMiser Think of an actual spit roast (meat turning over a fire) then replace the meat with a woman and the crank handles with dicks. You're welcome.
@JCstock
@JCstock 8 лет назад
That fucking spitroast joke though.
@fredovahkiin3173
@fredovahkiin3173 8 лет назад
Just got the joke having watched it again several months later xd
@tk0192
@tk0192 8 лет назад
hahaha this is me right now.
@blackbox5861
@blackbox5861 8 лет назад
Freyr i
@drafarieninga123o
@drafarieninga123o 8 лет назад
for those who don't get it, a spit roast is a sexual position with 3 people, where the first person is anally or vaginally penetrated, and the person who is being penetrated the third persons dick
@jonnym610
@jonnym610 8 лет назад
drafarieninga123o you just wanted an excuse to write about spitroasting
@ze_rubenator
@ze_rubenator 8 лет назад
Do you know what offends me? The Sun. What an atrocious excuse for a newspaper.
@toastinator12
@toastinator12 8 лет назад
+Ze Rubenator you think that's bad, try the huffington post
@Eira_
@Eira_ 8 лет назад
You know what offends me? The Sun. stopping me from looking at the sky, what a prick.
@JackalStandard
@JackalStandard 8 лет назад
+toast I bet I know what they're huffing at that post.
@ZandorClegane
@ZandorClegane 8 лет назад
I don't even bother with newspapers like the sun anymore. I never did
@mattg.1386
@mattg.1386 8 лет назад
Personally, I prefer the moon. It's so much more better than the sun
@jihef03
@jihef03 8 лет назад
Sooo the message of this video is that being politicaly correct is pointless because deep down, we all want to see naked women?
@Neino42
@Neino42 8 лет назад
would be the truth you know
@degiguess
@degiguess 8 лет назад
Yes.
@ryanclarke8608
@ryanclarke8608 8 лет назад
No story is any1 can write the sun
@sammorris4722
@sammorris4722 8 лет назад
Perfect, page-3 girls and lad mags need to carry on, screw the feminist whining about them being objectified.
@digdown7955
@digdown7955 8 лет назад
+jihef03 Does there really need to be a message?
@Rebecca_asx
@Rebecca_asx 8 лет назад
The comment sections for Tom's videos are my favourite places on the Internet.
@Sol_Badguy_GG
@Sol_Badguy_GG 8 лет назад
You're cute
@connorhale3842
@connorhale3842 8 лет назад
Except when they are filled with "The Hole" jokes.
@alexlomas9711
@alexlomas9711 8 лет назад
+Connor Hale Where else do you put 'the hole' jokes. .... .... .... In the hole...
@JonJoLen
@JonJoLen 7 лет назад
Rebecca I keep forgetting that British citizens spell world differently. I started laughing when I realized favourite is how it’s spelled over there
@curtisleblanc5897
@curtisleblanc5897 5 лет назад
@@JonJoLen So do some Canadians! (i.e. myself)
@lucasmaas
@lucasmaas 8 лет назад
SPITROAST TOOK ME A FULL SECOND TO GET OMG
@2blackup
@2blackup 8 лет назад
+Lucas Maas i didn't get it?
@lucasmaas
@lucasmaas 8 лет назад
thats okay, you'll understand when youre older.
@OnyxTTV
@OnyxTTV 8 лет назад
Took me a moment too, but I got it. And I laughed like a moron when I did.
@cosmicthistle4269
@cosmicthistle4269 8 лет назад
+Lucas Maas what do you mean by ;"older" nvm, i found out what spit roast means in urban dictionary, and understand it with the two gatherers and a hunter thing. lol
@boghund
@boghund 8 лет назад
I didn't get it and I'm old please tell me
@mossfoster5317
@mossfoster5317 8 лет назад
''Maybe a spitroast afterwards'' I'm surprised the BBC let you do that xD
@fiqirr
@fiqirr 8 лет назад
either they didnt get it or they are cool people
@mossfoster5317
@mossfoster5317 8 лет назад
the one who nocks Or it's after 9'o clock Anything can happen after 9
@KaeVF
@KaeVF 8 лет назад
+Moss Foster But it's 8:45. That will the BBC do now ;_;
@ChuckNorrisIsNothing
@ChuckNorrisIsNothing 8 лет назад
+Moss Foster Come on. You hear what they let Jonathan Ross get away with.
@kabhes9040
@kabhes9040 8 лет назад
+Moss Foster what does a spitroast mean?
@Hutch2Much
@Hutch2Much 5 лет назад
“except for two gatherers, that’s pretty hot”
@spacecookiez5045
@spacecookiez5045 4 года назад
Every straight man😂😂😂😂
@limbsmith
@limbsmith 4 года назад
@@spacecookiez5045 now that's what i would call heterophobia if homosexuality was a thing
@cuppacofi1129
@cuppacofi1129 4 года назад
pleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleaseplease if _what_
@limbsmith
@limbsmith 4 года назад
@@cuppacofi1129 well i mean all mammals are bisexual obviously so like homosexuality isn't really a thing it's just a made up reason for conservative idiots to hate somebody and probably the most dumb and annoying way to feel like a special snowflake for 14yo girls who don't have anything special about them
@limbsmith
@limbsmith 4 года назад
@@gothofgapefuitton8252 it would be better for everyone if you learned to read properly. sorry if it sounded passive-aggressive.
@DavidToons
@DavidToons 8 лет назад
Tom makes a pretty good caveman I've gotta say.
@DavidToons
@DavidToons 8 лет назад
Fantastic work by the way Tom! So cool you worked with the BBC!
@Juliana-wk9yu
@Juliana-wk9yu 8 лет назад
"Its Adam and Eve not Adam and Steve." "Actually it's Adam, Eve, and Steve. They're having a bbq after this."
@dorkfishieSailor
@dorkfishieSailor 4 года назад
“Split roost?"
@mercury7d
@mercury7d 4 года назад
Dorkfishie “Maybe afterwards...”
@betterdenu999
@betterdenu999 4 года назад
We all watched the video
@betterdenu999
@betterdenu999 4 года назад
Dorkfishie spit*
@maxizredder4271
@maxizredder4271 4 года назад
Oh no
@yasifitzy8354
@yasifitzy8354 8 лет назад
'it's Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve' you need to Adam and leave
@text-8364
@text-8364 8 лет назад
How does one Adam?
@yasifitzy8354
@yasifitzy8354 8 лет назад
+max dawe ... I have no explanation for this
@timebomb4562
@timebomb4562 8 лет назад
+max dawe one can harvest adam by killing little sisters yes i'm bringing bioshock into this
@tychohero
@tychohero 8 лет назад
+Yasi Fitzy how about "fuck Adam, and leave."
@SnowyDragoon
@SnowyDragoon 8 лет назад
+ben hasler profile pic checks out.
@yoihavecurls993
@yoihavecurls993 8 лет назад
now awailable on tablet
@reptilected4097
@reptilected4097 8 лет назад
10/10 spelling
@yoihavecurls993
@yoihavecurls993 8 лет назад
+_soph.x thank you thank you xD
@yoihavecurls993
@yoihavecurls993 8 лет назад
+Meta pck *available
@domoniche1
@domoniche1 8 лет назад
+Meta pck you can edit your own comments BTW. Just click the arrow on the top right of your comment.
@yoihavecurls993
@yoihavecurls993 8 лет назад
+Vorox3 thank you for the info but im on my phone and it sometimes doesnt let me edit :P
@CaptainMeep-zl4qq
@CaptainMeep-zl4qq 5 лет назад
What year is it It’s 9050 bc What does bc stand for Before Christ Who’s Christ God knows
@alienbastard55
@alienbastard55 4 года назад
Which god?
@itzpurplesmixz184
@itzpurplesmixz184 4 года назад
a dude Sun
@alienbastard55
@alienbastard55 4 года назад
@@itzpurplesmixz184 OUR GLORIOUS FATHER
@jacobc9221
@jacobc9221 4 года назад
I mean it's better than doing "Before Sun" or something.
@darkdefender9919
@darkdefender9919 3 года назад
Before common era
@gabriel-dx9hw
@gabriel-dx9hw 8 лет назад
"I couldn't help but notice what you put on page three" Me: "HE SAW PAGE THREE COLIN"
@sionedhughes4001
@sionedhughes4001 6 лет назад
gabriel "gET YOUR FILTHY HANDS OFF MA WIFE"
@dreamlandbuds7710
@dreamlandbuds7710 4 года назад
i dont get it
@sentientskeleton
@sentientskeleton 4 года назад
DreamLandBuds it’s from “Forever Train” by kickthepj
@JoeBleasdaleReal
@JoeBleasdaleReal 8 лет назад
Horrible Histories
@jacobsteinberg7702
@jacobsteinberg7702 8 лет назад
Those were lit
@shanaweerakoon6609
@shanaweerakoon6609 7 лет назад
Stupid deaths, stupid deaths, hope next time it's not you
@aionicthunder
@aionicthunder 5 лет назад
Shana SHUT UP, LOUIE!
@________9658
@________9658 5 лет назад
@@aionicthunder ah i see you're a fiend of facts.
@andrewmcnally5013
@andrewmcnally5013 5 лет назад
That is 100% accu-rat.
@Alexaflohr
@Alexaflohr 8 лет назад
I'm impressed that they managed to cut tablets that thin. That is some advanced stonework right there.
@benhuggyhes3148
@benhuggyhes3148 8 лет назад
This is the kind of political correctness that I like. You know, don't be a shit.
@gonegirl000
@gonegirl000 Год назад
i mean...that's what political correctness is
@moviespoiler1137
@moviespoiler1137 8 лет назад
Flagged for nudity.
@JakSoulbright
@JakSoulbright 8 лет назад
Tits are great though.
@theslymessenger5313
@theslymessenger5313 8 лет назад
+Zeriaп Yes
@josephmiranda9731
@josephmiranda9731 8 лет назад
+Zeriaп Yeppp
@imveryangryitsnotbutter
@imveryangryitsnotbutter 8 лет назад
+Movie Spoiler *frustrated caveman sound*
@lukaspretorius6760
@lukaspretorius6760 8 лет назад
(.)(.) can't handle these
@TheShutdownn
@TheShutdownn 8 лет назад
I didn't get the page 3 joke before... Until I had to write a 1.5k word essay on Rupert Murdoch.Huh.
@quinintheclouds
@quinintheclouds 7 лет назад
I only got it because of KickThePj's Forever Train (both these guys are in it, plus loads more youtubers)
@bentaylor473
@bentaylor473 7 лет назад
This future is screwed
@TheShutdownn
@TheShutdownn 7 лет назад
***** There is a newspaper called THE SUN and the page 3 has topless women.or had.don't really know the current situation
@TheShutdownn
@TheShutdownn 7 лет назад
np
@hohohomofos5124
@hohohomofos5124 7 лет назад
Unrelated but I found out I'm related to him. Good old great great great Aunty in laws son in law(... or something?) Rupert...
@IsaacAutumn
@IsaacAutumn 8 лет назад
Back when crabsticks was alive
@josh.cohenmusic
@josh.cohenmusic 8 лет назад
huh?
@HEWHOTAWNS
@HEWHOTAWNS 8 лет назад
Didn't you hear? He died in a heart attack
@cynthiabelmares3130
@cynthiabelmares3130 8 лет назад
+Isaac Thornell really
@MasterslimFTW
@MasterslimFTW 8 лет назад
his twitter is still active, and he made a new instagram account so i guess it was some lies
@lordsavage2260
@lordsavage2260 8 лет назад
That's not funny he just died look it up
@j.thorgard
@j.thorgard 8 лет назад
I don't want to take away from this great skit, but does anyone else think crabsticks looks like Russel Brand.
@yumyumtorilla
@yumyumtorilla 8 лет назад
+John Thorgard true
@MarcusKhaos1
@MarcusKhaos1 8 лет назад
I thought he looked a little like Orlando Bloom
@mariamabah9657
@mariamabah9657 8 лет назад
He does indeed.
@soowormy
@soowormy 8 лет назад
Omg I was just about to put that but then saw this first
@hollyrose1581
@hollyrose1581 5 лет назад
"Spitroast?" "Hmmm Maybe afterwards" All your poor innocent children who dont understand
@Whaiesh3827
@Whaiesh3827 5 лет назад
Kids won't get anything in this video lmao, advanced humour at its finest
@HeyLilMarvin
@HeyLilMarvin 4 года назад
Yeah I don't get it plz explain
@cuppacofi1129
@cuppacofi1129 4 года назад
HeyMediumSizedMarvin spitroast is a sex position. One penis in the mouth, the other in the _back_ . Like a pig on a spear, except the spear is two penises
@trashdragon6289
@trashdragon6289 4 года назад
CuppaCofi dude. You’ve scarred this kid.
@HeyLilMarvin
@HeyLilMarvin 4 года назад
@@trashdragon6289 hes made my life better
@RichardDuryea
@RichardDuryea 8 лет назад
I do find it odd that people constantly use the year as some kind of excuses for social progress. As if that has any significance.
@anguspangus
@anguspangus 8 лет назад
I mean come on, IT'S 2015 PEOPLE.
@RichardDuryea
@RichardDuryea 8 лет назад
Exactly
@VestinVestin
@VestinVestin 8 лет назад
+Richard Duryea I think their idea is the following: 1* What they believe in is objectively good 2* What they disagree with is objectively bad 3* The world is changing so as to replace that which is bad with that which is good Take all of the above, and you can imagine them seeing it as the Huge Progress Bar in the Sky. The direction is obvious and inevitable, all that matters is speed. That's why their question amounts to "how long do we have until Utopia?" and "Can we go any faster?". The moment you manage to introduce them to the idea that things can also go from good to bad and from present to merely different they will suffer a nervous breakdown... ***** It works in micro-scale, though. "Come on, it's 7AM! Wake up, people!".
@RichardDuryea
@RichardDuryea 8 лет назад
That's the best explanation I've ever heard for this. Thank you so much. It also kina sounds like they have some kind of a deadline to fulfill.
@Narwails
@Narwails 8 лет назад
Because society is apparently not changing fast enough.
@King_Cyn
@King_Cyn 8 лет назад
Oh god that spitroast joke was just perfect
@salmaanwalker3242
@salmaanwalker3242 8 лет назад
+NeptuneMS385 I dont get it
@gandaruvu
@gandaruvu 8 лет назад
+name _ (listen2myfiremixtapefam) it has something to do with the fact that there's adam, eve, and steve. so 2 men and 1 woman. You know, man, woman, man.
@Abominatrix650
@Abominatrix650 4 года назад
Nearly anything involving prehistoric humans is gold but you took what was already gold and took it a step further! Well done, Tom!
@sleeping885
@sleeping885 8 лет назад
'Spitroast?' 'Maybe after..'
@trashboy1420
@trashboy1420 5 лет назад
slumbers ARRGH! I WANT TO LIKE BUT THE 69 LIKES YOU HAVE IS JUST TOO PERFECT TO RUIN!!!
@KillAuraV1
@KillAuraV1 8 лет назад
Actually hunter gatherers were less sexist than their settled agricultural counterparts
@quinintheclouds
@quinintheclouds 7 лет назад
true!
@cly-9128
@cly-9128 5 лет назад
How the hell do you evem know this nigga
@patpux
@patpux 5 лет назад
Cly - I like how you “””””revive””””” a semiacedemic conversation with the n word.
@cartoonishidealism582
@cartoonishidealism582 4 года назад
NERD
@cuppacofi1129
@cuppacofi1129 4 года назад
CartoonishIdealism the 8 year old ladies and gents
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