Pro Dancer Gets Cracked *Falls Asleep. FEET, Headache & Post Concussive Chiropractic. ASMR Chillax. 

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It's Wednesday the 22nd and at 3:20 pm today the sun will cross the celestial equator in a southerly direction. And the axis of the earth is inclined neither towards or away form the sun
So, it's international... NO! Galactic Stand Up Straight Day
And if you've never seen this graphic depicting the helical movement of our solar system... it's about time you let this ray of macro-cosmic consciousness into your personal dome piece
• The helical model - ou...
To be honest... It's been quite some time since I've seen the rhyme of a 5:30 wind chime
The crickets live and dance in this moment still. I can hear them chanting the sacred code
"Come play"
First, let's hash out the Description Prescription for the crack addict addiction that has earned me their subscription... with this depiction of nonfiction
I'm standing at a desk... that's right... standing. BC sitting is the new smoking... although I don't find it nearly as satisfying or as pleasurable as the tobacco goddess that was once my lover
No one could seduce me like her. After meals, with a beer, a coffee, in a pipe, cigar... whatever, whenever. She was there. I miss you
Now I have a desk, and although I have not formed the same kind of intimate relationship with it, the craftsmanship is impressive. It's legit sturdy, strong. Like it was woven from the fiber of Superman's nipple hairs
You should get one here... bit.ly/3nxInHh
And I don't like to "should" on other people. No one likes to get "shoulded" on
But it's time to evolve past sitting. I know it's necessary sometimes. Weddings, restaurants, the back seat of a car. Just make sure that when you do, there isn't a big, fat leather wallet sending your hips unequally into oblivion
For that, I recommend getting a front pocket wallet... www.ridge.com/agent47
lol
I don't make $ when you buy stuff from my commercials. I traded my commission for a higher discount... for you
But I do enjoy making commercials!
Side Note: RIP Norm McDonald... One of my favorite jokes here NSFW
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Shout out to Em. I was thinking Aries for a minute there during the interview. But the feet revealed her identity
That's why I used the Ached Away... and the moment she silently and effortlessly took that vibration at it's highest level... well I can't decide if it was impressive or concerning
BC almost no one gets the Ached Away on full blast. That thing has the power of Arnold Schwarzenegger's left testicle.
You should get one... achedaway.com/...
Bitcoin is going on sale again. I buy the dips.
Now, I only recommend products that I personally use that have been sent to me for free. But there was a recent offer that is difficult to turn down
Dating.com
And as you can imagine, I've got a few ideas that may approach the realm of comedy
Which reminds me of a story...
When my children's mother left I took 3 months of abstinence. It was a time for focused rewiring of my neuronal network, and therefore my perceptual identity seen through behavior patterns that were integrated into my neuromuscular system for the last 10 years.
Then I dated
On one date, a woman sat across from me and said the following... "I find women to be more beautiful than men." She continued "with men I am much pickier and find very few men to actually be attractive."
I replied
"Have you ever been with a woman?"
"No" she casually submitted
Me: "Well let's not wait 10 years till one day you suddenly "realize" that you're a lesbian, too."
So we ended up dating for a bit and then... profiles were made
Which led to the year of the tripod
synchronistically, this was also the year I started this channel... and bought a tripod
Our first date was a Halloween party. I was Rick Sanchez and they were different individuations of the character Unity
And for the next year, I posted a video almost every week...
But that leads us down a path of adventurous stories that we'll just have to save for another day
BC the sun has risen above the trees and the room is filled with the light it shares
And that's my sign
To find the depths of absolute bliss with the breath and the mat which supports me past the crevices and grooves of my fingerprints, deeper than the cellular matrix, more than the molecular microcosm... where the very fabric of reality seamlessly integrates into this apparent individuation of life that is me...
and you too
Thanks for breathing with me in the wave of Pro Dancer Gets Cracked *Falls Asleep. FEET, Headache & Post Concussive Chiropractic. ASMR Chillax.
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