Nagoragama after buying a new phone cord she then crawled back to her house only to relish she bought the wrong cord so she crawled back to return it but unfortunately she lost the receipt and bled out a few hour later
Phelous you really have a gift. This movie looks so boring but you made this one of your most entertaining reviews. Which isn't something I have seen all reviewers manage to do with boring movies.
This would have made so much more sense if he was psycho Santa after his crimes. He changes his name and married this chick and lead a normal life until he had to recall the painful memories of what he did. He then cracks and kills his wife. He runs the car off the road and goes on a killing spree at the two friends' party.
A family who I can't remember the names of, have been driving to a hotel, and they've been driving for hours. Their son has been talking about how he was bored, and his father suggests that he play I-Spy. But the son refuses saying that he's not interested, and the father says he doesn't know what to tell him. After five minutes, they arrived at the hotel. The parents brought the bags out, while the kids waited, then they slowly walked into the hotel without saying a word. They signed in at the hotel, and then were told by Rachel from the desk that, they were to go to room 666, gert it. They all walked to the elevator when the daughter was about to say something, but then stopped herself. Then they walked sloooooowwwwwllllly through the hallway all without saying a word. Anyway, to make a long story short, a monster killed them.
Sweet Tooth Oh yeah, we know. If I didn't know a movie was gonna be shit with little redeeming qualities, I'd have a hard time finding terrible films to laugh at. But that would've been a great "oh shit" moment. It would've been just as fun as all the worst aspects of the film....maybe even more so, with this specific film. It was pretty uneventful when I watched it for real. Sometimes that happens with films I pick up from reviews - all that was covered in the reviews was all that was worth looking at.
Wow, that was one of your best reviews yet. It takes a special kind of talent to make something this good out of what's essentially one of the most boring movies I bet you ever watched.
"I still have to wrap my presents" "oh you can do that tomorrow morning, it's Christmas Eve" So you are going to wrap your Christmas presents...on Christmas morning so your friends can then open them like 10 seconds later? Kind of seems like a waste of time...oh who am I kidding it is Psycho Santa of course it is a waste of time.
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The Radio Shack bit actually made me pause the video because I was laughing so hard. This might be my favourite video of yours -- I'm snickering just thinking about it.
I remember this is when Phelous was avoiding putting out horror movie reviews. I am so glad he is putting these classic episodes up; my favorite show of all time.
I don't understand why they felt it necessary to include those opening scenes with the couple getting ready for a party. It would've been better to just start with the two of them driving while the guy tells the woman stories. We didn't need to see them arguing over dress clothes and visiting friends.
To be honest, this couple could've been dropped completely, and the Santa's dad could've been used as a framing device instead. They could've even be smart, and use him as a red herring, making us believe, he's the killer, until the last vignette (which would be the burglars one) revealing he's Santa's father.
Looks like someone at RU-vid was convinced that the kool-aid was blood, I just had to submit ID to rewatch this. I don't see how this video suddenly needs Mammy Susan's supervision when it's been perfectly fine for almost 7 years. They just keep moving those goalposts.
I could make a really big wall of text to list all the Phelous reviews which need to be uploaded to youtube... but to make long story short we need all.
You know it must be a very loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong drive to there friends house
Lol so pant slit girl waits til Christmas Eve to wrap her presents? & bunny shirt girl tells her to wait til tomorrow? No wonder these two got killed by Santa, they suck at Christmas!
10:01 Ghost stories were actually an old Christmastime tradition in the Victorian era. "It's The Most Wonderful Time Of The Year" even says, "There'll be scary ghost stories..."
Okay I’m watching a phelous Christmas video on the day my Christmas break begins so I have to say something clever Uhhh Merry Phelous? That’s something at least
I probably saw this episode way back when, but if I did, I forgot just how hilarious it was! I'd say it's surprising that the guy telling the stories wasn't the killer (since that'd explain how he knew most of this stuff) but given how bad the movie is, that'd have made too much sense. No wonder the husband of the blind woman was so distraught though, the thief made her completely useless.
That...was painful. I worry for your sanity regarding the inane bullshit you have to watch, edit, upload and comment on. Better you than me. I loved it!
28:43 Just noticed that they had the vest ripped before that Santa came up. Not only that, but you can see some of the stuff fly from the vest. Special effects with no goofs done right! :)
I’ve been watching this review and Satan Claus a lot at nights recently, after the stresses of daily life it’s good to have a laugh before you go to sleep, thanks Phelan, really appreciate the effort you put into everything you do, take care everyone ✌️
The fear od Santa Clause is actually called Santaphobia, but Clause-trophobic would be funnier. But claustrophobia (which would sound the exact same) already exists and is the fear of confined spaces.
"this is not a dream productions" should TOTALLY have a dream sequence because fuck the audience. ... anyway to make a long story short, i enjoyed this review.
I know this was years ago but I appreciate you trying to making boring movies like this and the time machine (i found at a yard sale) fun and exciting :) saw 24.7.22 30.12.22
Seriosuly, what was the director of this movie smoking when he decided that showing every single goddamn thing that happens before the kills was a good idea but BARELY show us the actual kills by crazy Santa.
Christopher Jones I'm here to back massage Phelous. Insulting Channel Awesome directly is boring. That weird Russian reviewer for example went batshit when I insulted his crappy videos.
lol I once listened to a reading of a very amusing creepypasta where a little girl "accidentally" writes to Satan instead of Santa, and then she gets a response, as Satan sends her a "teddy bear" lol
Sooo this is the Origin Story of Amnesia: The Dark Descent's Brute "Moose Man". He was the psycho Santa and then transformed in to the Mooseman as he already knew how to make the Mooseman roar.
The Dingo crap is getting more views. They were funny for a bit but it's getting old with nothing but plotless cartoons from the same few companies. If people get burned out and the views start to drop maybe he'll do horror for a bit instead of switching to terrible musicals or something.
@@cesarzpontu8886 Really? Sorry, I had no idea the world chose your opinions as the factual ones. Guess now I can stop waiting to hear back about mine. 😥
Phelous, have you seen the movie Beaster Day? If not, you NEED to review it. It's on Amazon Prime Instant Video if you have that. I mean, it's so lazy it gets its boob shots by having the giant monster rabbit, which looks like one of its legs is broken, rip them off during the attack, or having them swim nude in the mayor's pool. And the acting is bad and the effects look like they came from public domain half the time
